27 lines
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27 lines
1.5 KiB
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Subject: fishing again...
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Here's an old one but it compliments the religious one you forward.
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{ed Sigh. Tasteless upper case... Do they still make computers like
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that?}
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GOD DAMN FISH
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ONE DAY A NUN WAS FISHING AND CAUGHT A HUGE FISH FOR SUPPER. A MAN WAS WALKING
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BY AND SAID "WOW WHAT A GOD DAMN FISH"! THE SISTER SAID "SIR YOU SHOULDNT TALK
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TO ME LIKE THAT IM A NUN", AND THE MAN SAID "BUT THATS THE NAME OF IT A GOD DAMN
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FISH". SO THE SISTER TOOK THE FISH BACK TO THE RECTORY AND SAID "MOTHER
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SUPERIOR LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN FISH I CAUGHT". THE MOTHER SUPERIOR SAID "SISTER
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YOU SHOULDNT TALK LIKE THAT", AND THE SISTER SAID "BUT MOTHER SUPERIOR THATS
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THE NAME OF IT A GOD DAMN FISH". SO THE MOTHER SUPERIOR SAID "WELL GIVE ME THE
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GOD DAMN FISH AND ILL CLEAN IT". WHILE SHE WAS CLEANING THE FISH THE MONSIGNOR
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WALKED IN AND SHE SAID "MONSIGNOR LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN FISH THAT THE SISTER
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CAUGHT". THE MONSIGNOR SAID "MOTHER SUPERIOR YOU SHOULDNT TALK LIKE THAT", AND
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THE MOTHER SUPERIOR SAID "BUT THATS THE NAME OF IT A GOD DAMN FISH". SO THE
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MONSIGNOR SAID "WELL GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN FISH AND ILL COOK IT". THAT EVENING
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AT SUPPER THERE WAS A NEW PRIEST AT THE TABLE, AND HE SAID "WOW WHAT A NICE
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FISH". AND THE SISTER SAID "I CAUGHT THE GOD DAMN FISH". AND MOTHER
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SUPERIOR SAID "I CLEANED THE GOD DAMN FISH". AND THE MONSIGNOR SAID "I
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COOKED THE GOD DAMN FISH". AND THE NEW PRIEST SAID "I LIKE THIS FUCKING PLACE
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ALREADY"!
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