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View: ETHEOPIAN JOKE BOOK
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(415) 447-0963
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! THE ETHOPIAN JOKE BOOK -
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! PART 1 -
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! WRITTEN BY THE BLUE BUCCANEER -
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- UPLOADED BY THE PHONEY PHONER !
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! THANKS TO BIFF FROGLODYTE -
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! THE REBEL ALLIANCE MEG CS/CF -
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- [619] 942-6670 !
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! THE ASSEMBLY LINE -
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- [502] 459-5531 !
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! THE SPACE BAR -
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- [PW: BANZAI] [505] 265-5178 !
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WALMAR BBS -
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- [503] 382-2498 !
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!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-
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WHAT IS 3:3:4?
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=> THE MEASUREMENTS OF MISS ETHEOPIA
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WHAT DOES AN ETHEOPIAN DO WITH A BAG
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OF RICE? => OPEN A RESTAURANT
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
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DOG? => A VEGETARIAN
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
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TWO DOGS? => A RANCHER
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
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THREE DOGS? => A CATERER
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HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A
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PHONE BOOTH? => ALL OF THEM
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HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A SHOWER?
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=> NONE, THEY ALL SLIP DOWN THE DRAIN
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DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN WHO
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WAS AT THE ZOO AND FELL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT?
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=> HE ATE THREE OF THEM BEFORE THE ZOO OFFICIALS
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COULD PULL HIM OUT
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
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PENNY ON HIS HEAD? => A NAIL
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WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
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=> THEY STARVE
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WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS USE VANICIAN
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BLINDS FOR?
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=> BUNK BEDS
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
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SESAME SEAD BUN ON HIS HEAD?
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=> A QUARTER POUNDER
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WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
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=> THEY MAKE TV COMMERCIALS
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WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL IN THE
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WORLD?
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=> ANYTHING WHEN IT'S PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
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PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
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ULTIMA IV?
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=> HE ATE IT
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WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
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=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES
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PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
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PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
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ULTIMA
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IV? => HE ATE IT
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WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
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=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES
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TO SAY EAT ME! EAT ME!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A 65 POUND
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ETHEOPIAN? => A CANNIBAL
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
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BAG OF RICE? => SET FOR LIFE
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WHAT'S THIS: 0 ? (WRONG! IT'S NOT A
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BABY ETHEOPIAN!) AN ETHEOPIAN CHOKE
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