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24 lines
886 B
Plaintext
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There are two people, a man and a woman, sleeping in bed...
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The woman feels this poke poke poke...
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she rolls over and says, "what, honey?"
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He says, "well, you know...."
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She replies, "I can't. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow morning
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and I just had a shower. I have to be fresh for this."
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and she rolls over and goes back to sleep.
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15 minutes later she feels this poke poke poke...
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She rolls over and says, "What now, dear?"
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He says, "Are you sure that you can't?"
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She replies, "I am sure. I just had a shower for my gynecologists
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appointment is first thing in the morning, and I won't have time in the
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morning for a shower. I have to be fresh and clean for this...now shove
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off..."
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15 minutes later she feels this poke poke poke...
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She rolls over and says, "What!"
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He replies, "You wouldn't happen to have a Dentist's appointment too would
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you?"
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