25 lines
684 B
Plaintext
25 lines
684 B
Plaintext
Subject: Condoms
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One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts
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of town. When just inside, he sees a sign which says:
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"CONDOMS: SOLD & FITTED."
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He looks around and calls for service. Then, an exceptionally attractive
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young lady emerges.
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"Do you work here?",he asks.
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"Yes",she replied.
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"And is the statement ao the sign over there true?"
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The lady leans over the counter and says seductively, "Yes."
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"Tell me," he asks, "who fits them?"
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"I do," said the lady.
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"Well," said the engineer, "would you please wash your hands and give
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me a pound of tomatoes."
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