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--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway
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Rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage.
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The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
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He who laughs last is generally a bit slow.
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Intel - still number 0.999873464508
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey.
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Sorry about the crayon. They won't let me have sharp objects.
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Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.
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I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died.
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Things you never hear people say; "Hand me that piano."
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"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
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It's a SMALL war, can I have it?
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Ambidextrose: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
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Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
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1024x768x256.... sounds like one mean woman.
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If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!
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Then Q met Lorena - after which he was known as O.
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This starship breaks for black holes and temporal disunities.
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People like that are the reason we have middle fingers.
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I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
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Hi. I'm the tagline your mother warned you about.
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The proverbial proprietor provides practical proverbs.
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If it's not violent...what fun is it?
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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In DoubleSpace no one can hear your data scream.
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A single fact can ruin a good argument.
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Please, no deja vu; I don't want to go through that again.
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Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
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Hi, I'm a tagline. When I grow up I'm gonna be a novel!
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Please reply if you don't get this message.
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This product sadistically tested on gerbils.
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All stressed out and no one to choke.
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"Bummer," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar.
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The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music.
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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Next from Intel: the Repentium.
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I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
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I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.
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"Why Johnny Can't Read" - Now available on VHS tape.
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If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles.
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G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG13 = more than 12 guns.
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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I'm not so much human as cat furniture.
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Morals for sale, never used. Contact Bill Clinton.
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Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
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I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
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(c) Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
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Sorry, my mind was on edible underwear today.
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Mars needs women - no experience necessary!
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"Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
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Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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You're about as subtle as an axe between the eyes.
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Circular definition: see definition, circular.
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I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
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...and if you think THAT'S weird...
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