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I don't know the origin of this, but we got it via my wife's aunt in
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South Dakota. For those days when the little ones have gotten to be
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just a bit too much...
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MOM'S BROWNIES
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Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
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Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
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Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."
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Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
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Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.
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Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
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Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
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Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing
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shortening from cat's tail.
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Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
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Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows
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for ventilation.
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Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call
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was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct
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dialed call removed from bill.
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Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
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Let cat out of refrigerator.
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Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
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Bake 25 minutes.
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Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you
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have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside
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while there's still time and he's still able to run away.
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FROSTING
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Mix the following in saucepan:
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1 cup sugar
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1 oz unsweetened chocolate
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1/4 cup margarine
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Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away --
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far away.
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Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't
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know Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the
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street. Put Jr in playpen.
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Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2
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minutes.
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Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden
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hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for
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ruined carpet.
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Tie Billy to clothesline.
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Remove burned brownies from oven.
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