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18 lines
901 B
Plaintext
Subject: Blind man's dog
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A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his seeing eye dog. After
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a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against
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the red light. First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him, but
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still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist almost wipes them out and curses as
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he goes by. Finally in the last lane a truck swerves and barely misses them.
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After they reach the far corner the blind man reaches in his pocket and pulls
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out a cookie and offers it to the seeing eye dog. At this point another person
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who has watched the entire episode interrupts asking why he was rewarding the
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dog after the dog had endangered his life and almost got him run over by a car,
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bicycle and truck.
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The blind man responded "I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find out
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which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."
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