59 lines
1.4 KiB
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59 lines
1.4 KiB
Plaintext
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25 GOOD REASONS
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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
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1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.
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2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.
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3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
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4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE
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YOU PLAY FOOTBALL.
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5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT.
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6. BEER IS NEVER LATE.
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7. A BEER DOESN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
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8. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
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9. BEER LABELS COME OFF WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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10. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR, YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.
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11. BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE.
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12. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE A BEER HOME IN THE MORNING.
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13. A BEER WON'T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME WITH ANOTHER BEER.
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14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
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15. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
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16. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER IN A NIGHT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.
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17. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
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18. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.
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19. BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
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20. BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY.
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21. YOU CAN HAVE A BEER IN PUBLIC.
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22. A BEER DOESN'T CARE WHEN YOU COME.
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23. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
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24. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.
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25. IF YOU CHANGE BEERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.
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