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F I D O N E W S Volume 17, Number 07 14 Feb 2000
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| The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet community | "FidoNews" |
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| _ | 1-717-732-6820 1:270/720 |
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| | | \ \\ | Editor: Douglas Myers, 1:270/720 |
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| | (*) | \ )) | DougM@paonline.com |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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Table of Contents
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1. HEADLINES ................................................ 1
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In this issue ............................................ 1
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2. GUEST EDITORIAL .......................................... 2
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My Thoughts on Fidonet ................................... 2
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First Principles, Part II ................................ 3
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3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR .................................... 6
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Response to Jim Rysyk .................................... 6
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Notice of Suit ........................................... 6
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4. ARTICLES ................................................. 8
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Roses .................................................... 8
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5. COLUMNS .................................................. 11
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This Weeks Web Page ...................................... 11
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Ol'WDB: Refurbished Words of Wisdom ...................... 11
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6. NET HUMOR ................................................ 13
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Fido-Shortie ............................................. 13
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7. COMIX IN ASCII ........................................... 14
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More Udderly Cool Cows ................................... 14
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8. INTERNET INFO ............................................ 15
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Fidonet-related sites .................................... 15
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9. FIDONEWS INFO ............................................ 20
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Masthead ................................................. 20
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HEADLINES
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In this issue...
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... editorial input is supplied by David Smith in Part II of his
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series, this week examining how Fido would work without ZMH and
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FTS0001. Darrell Salter contributes his editorial input questioning
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the propriety of Policy which isn't ratified by sysops.
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... letters to the editor include a succinct bitch by Fido's leading
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Super-Bitch, and the threat of a lawsuit by Fido's premier whiner.
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... Frank Vest continues his visits to Fido-Related Web Sites, this
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week running into a language barrier. Ol'WDB contributes words of
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wisdom specifically refurbished for this new millenium.
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... the Fido Funnybone is still piped into Fidonews, this week with
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a shortie and even more cool cows.
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... finally, your editor attempts to substitute for a travelling Joe
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Jared with updates to the Internet listings. One can only hope for
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the return of Joe to restore structure to the listing :)
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 2 14 Feb 2000
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GUEST EDITORIAL
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My Thoughts on Fidonet, 12/2/2000
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by Darrell Salter
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This is the third edition of "My Thoughts on Fidonet", the original
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being written in 1997 when I was the NC (Network Coordinator) of Net
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229. This document is originally posted on the web at
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http://sparkys.dyndns.org and you can check there first for updates
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to my writings. These documents have been consequently posted from
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the web site to various publications like Fidonews. It seems to be
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an editorial that has taken on a life of it's own because I get so
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much mail and so many comments about it, both positive and negative.
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Please, keep writing to me, I enjoy your comments, whether you agree
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with me or not. Fidonet is, after all, an association that was built
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on anarchistic principles, and is all about free and open
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communication.
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Yet again, a dangerous thing has been attempted (do people never
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learn?). A bunch of policy-thumping sysops marched into the FN_SYSOP
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echo and started spouting off about the new and improved proposed
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changes to Policy document #4. Hello? Was P4 ever sysop-ratified in
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the first place? It wasn't of course, and they know it. So what were
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they trying to do? Some of them probably thought the proposed ideas
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had merit and were genuinely trying to fix that sorry excuse for a
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policy document. But I think the real reason was far more insidious.
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They thought if they could get the sysops of Fidonet to approve a
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few minor changes that looked good to the sysops, it would
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constitute an approval for the whole document. Wrong! Nice try.
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Policy 4 has never been given the seal of approval from the sysops
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it is supposed to represent. What was done some 10 years ago was
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that a group of sysops known as RCs (Regional Coordinators) approved
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it. Why? Because P4 gave the RCs far-reaching powers to rule over
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the sysops of Fidonet. It was objected to then, and it is objected
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to now. If the policy thumpers want to add even more to Policy 4 and
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have it approved, they must get a sysop ratification of it. I don't
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care if they present the old P4, or a new one, for sysop
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ratification, but it needs to be voted on by the sysops in it's
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entirety.
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The challenge was laid out to the policy thumpers to have a sysop
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vote for their beloved document so as to settle this issue once and
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for all. Their reaction was typical and three-fold. First, they
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tried to claim that P4 was already ratified. Excuse me?
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SYSOP-RATIFICATION PLEASE, not RC ratification, for obvious reasons.
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Second, they coordinated a vicious attack of character assassination
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against those of us that were putting a wrinkle in their plans. This
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culminated with their arrogant proclamation, "if you don't like it,
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get out of Fidonet"! Um, excuse me again, but this is not a network
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belonging to the policy thumpers. They do not decide who stays and
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who leaves. The sysops do, collectively. In fact, this entire
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network belongs to the sysops, lock, stock, and barrel. We, the
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sysops, will decide all issues, thank you very much. Third, they
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bailed out in retreat. Once exposed, the policy thumpers scurried
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away in defeat to regroup. Some of them scrambled over to the Z1C
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echo where they attempted to enlist the Zone One Coordinator to help
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them in their crusade. Some others scrambled for the "moral
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high-ground" where they sit now and extol their virtuous pasts and
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stroke themselves with stories of glory days gone by when sysops
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were intimidated by policy, and those that used it to berate and
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belittle their fellow sysops. A few have stuck around to snipe at us
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but their guns, like their arguments, are empty. The end result was
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that no sysop ratification vote is being coordinated by the policy
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thumpers. They know all to well that sysops simply want to be left
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alone to run their systems as they see fit without some
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glory-seeking mob of beaurocratic wankers telling them what they
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must or must not do with their own computers, modems, phone lines
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and/or Internet connections.
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Comments: Write to me at r12c@sprk.com, or send me netmail at
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1:12/0.
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First Principles
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Part II in a Series examining ZMH and FTS001 Issues
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David B. Smith, American Tune BBS (1:2410/104)
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Have been following the should-we-or-shouldn't-we discussions about
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ZMH & FTS-001 for a while, and haven't been firmly convinced by
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either side. Something's missing in both arguements.
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Why is ZMH important? Why is FTS-001 important?
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Direct Netmail. Heavy on the "direct." If I don't follow ZMH,
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and/or if I don't comply with FTS-001, you won't be able to send me
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direct netmail, and with the latter, I may not be able to send you
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direct netmail.
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Naturally, that's always been considered important -- because in the
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beginning, that's -all- Fidonet was about -- direct netmail. Tom
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Jennings and his friends would send messages directly one to
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another, and that was it. No echomail, no filebones, not even
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routed netmail. Just Direct Netmail.
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As I have pointed out elsewhere, ZMH and FTS-001 appear to me to be
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focused at accomplishing the exact opposite of what's causing all
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the arguments. Direct Netmail requires only one hour a day, and
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only one minimal standard, so that Fidonet impacts as little as
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possible on the primary objective -- the local BBS, with it's own
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local discussions, local gaming groups, local character & local
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color.
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And they exist only to consistently allow for -one- function, the
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first functionality offered by Fidonet, which is Direct Netmail.
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All the arguments for these two (other than "but it's Policy") have
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 4 14 Feb 2000
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been "If you don't follow those standards, I can't send you Netmail,
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so the Net is broken." Well, sorta.
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If you assume that sending and recieving -Direct- Netmail is
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absolutely vital to Fidonet.
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I don't think it is. Sure, in a "spiritual" sense, perhaps.
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"Grasshopper, when you can snatch the netmail from my modem, then
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it's time for you to kill the Prince, go to America and make sappy
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TV programs." It is the oldest Fidonet technical function. But it
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isn't the only function, and it certainly isn't the most important,
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and hasn't been for years.
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And no Blue Lightning flashed down from the sky and struck me dead
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when I said that. <g>
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The individual BBS is the most important thing. Fidonet is valuable
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to the extent that those individual, unique venues also produce
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content that can add value to other unique BBSes, and Fidonet gets
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it there.
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Direct Netmail is "necessary" in joining Fidonet to demonstrate a
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successful connection to Fidonet, the ability to move mail. But I
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haven't recieved any direct netmail in a long time, and I have
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completely given up sending any. Can't afford to. Even my "local"
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network isn't local to me, and I can't afford to call directly from
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my system to theirs.
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And you just recieved this message. The mail got moved anyway.
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Why? Because without making a direct POTS call to the next areacode
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over, I used my Internet connection to deliver it. I can probably
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succeed in sending netmails to everybody in this echo, using that
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same method of connection. Not direct, routed. But netmail. I'm
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successfully connected to Fidonet.
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The only necessity for ZMH comes from Direct Netmail. And the only
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necessity for FTS-001 compliance is to insure ability for Direct
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Netmail. And if you lost Direct Netmail abilities, probably nobody
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would notice.
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If my mailer had blown up permanently at Y2K (which almost happened)
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and I'd entirely lost my ability to send or recieve Direct Netmail,
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my ability to practically communicate with any other functioning
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Fidonet node in the world would have been effected not one whit.
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File moving? The Internet using a couple-three techniques.
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Person-to-person messaging within Fidonet? Routed netmail.
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Absolutely must be private messages? Internet email, which can be
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encrypted, for that matter.
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But what if I absolutely, positively must get a message to you
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-right now-?? An LD phone call. Direct netmail, especially during
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ZMH, won't get to -you- (as compared to your Board) till you wake up
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in the morning.
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Direct Netmail is a Real Nifty Trick. It's been around an awfully
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 5 14 Feb 2000
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long while, and there's kind of a sentamental attachment to it. To
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Fidonet, it's like Code requirements to be Ham, or Full Immersion
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Baptism. But let us finally realize that it is not the be-all and
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end-all of Fidonet.
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If you can do it, great, more power to you. If you can't, you're
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missing something -- but you're not missing Fidonet.
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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Netmail from Lesley-Dee Dylan
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1:250/201
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Douglas I feel a strong need to respond to Jim Rysyk's article, but
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I also will understand if you refuse to print my response.
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Here it is.
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RESPONSE TO JIM RYSYK'S ARTICLE
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FUCK OFF!
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Notice of Suit
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email from "The Hunter" <chasers1@netzero.net>
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This is notice of suit to you, JIM HENRY AND AIRPOWER BBS AND
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DOUGLAS MYERS AND ROSS CASSELL AND FIDONET (AS AN UNINCORPORATED
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ASSOCIATION AND IT'S ASSOCIATION MEMBERS).
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Suit will instituted against you without further notice for breach
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of contract, tortious interference with advantageous contractual
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relationships, defamation/libel/slander as applicable and for other
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counts/basis which can be developed. Subject to my further
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research, this may include an action brought under the Federal
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Racketeer Influenced Corrupt organizations statute.
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Whereas you are all members of Fidonet, Fido and Fidonews you are
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being served as such members by this notice.
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Subsequent message received from the same source:
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It is interesting that you moderated me AND contacted my sysop to
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the point that he locked me out of his board. You moderated me
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because I made "threats" of legal action without regard to the fact
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that I had grounds for such legal action. Now you have me in the
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situation where I cannot post to your conference, while your other
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posters post about me and slam me.
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Interesting how jerks like you preserve only your own freedoms and
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ignore those of others. See you, your bbs and paonline in court.
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Editor's Response: Your juvenile bid for attention is hereby
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acknowledged; however, I cannot take seriously the legal threats
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which you make. Your deportment in your corrospondance to me and in
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the FIDONEWS echo in which you've posted lead me to believe that you
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are a child who does not receive the benefit of parantal supervision
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in his internet or bbs activities.
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Further, you have described a history of interaction with Fidonet
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sysops and moderators which exhibit the same immaturity of thought
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you've demonstrated to me. I believe it's a reasonable conclusion
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on their part that you are a child. I don't believe that any court
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of law would punish these adults for denying you access to their
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bbses or confirences - you see, society expects adults to remove
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children from situations in which they might get hurt... and you've
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told us time and again that this experience hurts you.
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ARTICLES
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I got this from Ol'WDB, though he didn't send it in for publication.
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Nonetheless, I thought it was a fitting sentiment for this
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Valentine's Day edition of Fidonews :)
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ROSES
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Red roses were her favorites,
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her name was also Rose.
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And every year her husband sent them,
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tied with pretty bows.
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The year he died,
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the roses were delivered to her door.
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The card said, "Be my Valentine,"
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like all the years before.
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Each year he sent her roses,
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and the note would always say,
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"I love you even more this year,
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than last year on this day.
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My love for you will always grow,
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with every passing year."
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She knew this was the last time
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that the roses would appear.
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She thought, he ordered roses
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in advance before this day.
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Her loving husband did not know,
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that he would pass away.
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He always liked to do things early,
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way before the time.
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Then, if he got too busy,
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everything would work out fine.
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She trimmed the stems,
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and placed them in a very special vase.
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Then, sat the vase
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bside the portrait of his smiling face.
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She would sit for hours,
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in her husband's favorite chair.
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While staring at his picture,
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and the roses sitting there.
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A year went by,
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and it was hard to live without her mate.
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With loneliness and solitude,
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that had become her fate.
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Then, the very hour,
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as on Valentines before,
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The doorbell rang, and there were roses,
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sitting by her door.
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She brought the roses in,
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and then just looked at them in shock.
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Then, went to get the telephone,
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to call the florist shop.
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The owner answered, and she asked him,
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if he would explain,
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Why would someone do this to her,
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causing her such pain?
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"I know your husband passed away,
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more than a year ago,"
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The owner said, "I knew you'd call,
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and you would want to know.
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The flowers you received today,
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were paid for in advance.
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Your husband always planned ahead,
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he left nothing to chance.
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There is a standing order,
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that I have on file down here,
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And he has paid, well in advance,
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you'll get them every year.
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There also is another thing,
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that I think you should know,
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He wrote a special little card...he did this years go.
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Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here,
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That's the card...that should be sent,
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to you the following year."
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She thanked him and hung up the phone,
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her tears now flowing hard.
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Her fingers shaking,
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as she slowly reached to get the card.
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Inside the card, she saw
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that he had written her a note.
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Then, as she stared in total silence,
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this is what he wrote...
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"Hello my love,
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I know it's been a year since I've been gone,
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I hope it hasn't been too hard
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for you to overcome.
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I know it must be lonely,
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and the pain is very real.
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Or if it was the other way,
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I know how I would feel.
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 10 14 Feb 2000
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The love we shared made everything
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so beautiful in life.
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I loved you more than words can say,
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you were the perfect wife.
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You were my friend and lover,
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you fulfilled my every need.
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I know it's only been a year,
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but please try not to grieve.
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I want you to be happy,
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even when you shed your tears.
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That is why the roses will
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be sent to you for years.
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When you get these roses,
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think of all the happiness,
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That we had together,
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and how both of us were blessed.
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I have always loved you
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and I know I always will.
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But, my love, you must go on,
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you have some living still.
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Please...try to find happiness,
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while living out your days.
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I know it is not easy,
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but I hope you find some ways.
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The roses will come every year,
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and they will only stop,
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When your door's not answered,
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when the florist stops to knock.
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He will come five times that day,
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in case you have gone out.
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But after his last visit,
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he will know without a doubt,
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To take the roses to the place,
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where I've instructed him.
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And place the roses where we are,
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together once again.
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This Weeks Web Page
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By Frank Vest
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Name: Welcome to NiNoNet
|
||
Where: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/
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|
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What's it got?:
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Never let it be said I don't like a page because I can't read it. :)
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This ia a Russian page for Net5015 in Zone2. First, it's not all in
|
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Russian. The header is in english. There are options for DOS KOI-8
|
||
WIN MAC towards the bottom of the page. I love the dog. It's a
|
||
floppy eared "hound" looking dog lying on the top edge of a 3.5
|
||
floppy. :)
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|
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The page is mainly a header page to offer options mentioned above
|
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for operating systems. I'll assume these are for the fonts connected
|
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with different operating systems to display the Russian properly.
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Once you've chosen the operating system, you're taken to a page
|
||
that, other than the dog and a strip on the left side of the page
|
||
with the Zone and Net, is unreadable to me. What can I say, my
|
||
language is limited.
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||
|
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If you're Russian, this would be a great page to look at. Even if
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you're not Russian, check it out. The dog is worth a look. :)
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Side note. I wish someone from these countries would review some of
|
||
these pages and write articles about them. Being able to translate
|
||
these pages would add much to the reviews.
|
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|
||
Till next time. :)
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Refurbished Words of Wisdom
|
||
Ol'WDB
|
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|
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
|
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me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just
|
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leave me the hell alone.
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|
||
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt
|
||
and a leaky tire.
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|
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3. It's always darkest before dawn. So, if you're going to steal the
|
||
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
|
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 12 14 Feb 2000
|
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|
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|
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4. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
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|
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5. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you're not getting
|
||
any.
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|
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6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
|
||
|
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7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
|
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fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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|
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8. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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|
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9. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
|
||
|
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10. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
|
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|
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11. Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
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|
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12. Don't worry. It's only seems kinky the first time.
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|
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13. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
|
||
|
||
14. Don't squat with spurs on.
|
||
|
||
15. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
|
||
|
||
16. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes
|
||
from bad judgment.
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||
|
||
17. Never miss a chance to shut up.
|
||
|
||
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is
|
||
moving.
|
||
|
||
19. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
|
||
|
||
20. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
|
||
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
|
||
you have their shoes.
|
||
|
||
21. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
|
||
it.
|
||
|
||
22. Hey! You can't tell me experience... I'll get it the hard way!
|
||
|
||
23. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
|
||
|
||
24. If you don't feel close to God anymore, guess who moved.
|
||
|
||
25. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world
|
||
walks out.
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 13 14 Feb 2000
|
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|
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|
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=================================================================
|
||
NET HUMOR
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
Humor
|
||
Fido-Shortie
|
||
Ol'wdb
|
||
|
||
A Chicago salesman on a business trip to Boston had a few hours to
|
||
kill before catching a plane home. Remembering an old friend's
|
||
advice to try some broiled scrod,,... a favorite fish in Boston, he
|
||
hopped into a cab and asked the driver, "Say, do you know where I
|
||
could get scrod around here?"
|
||
|
||
The driver replied, "Pal, I've heard that question a thousand
|
||
times, but this is the first time in the passive pluperfect
|
||
subjunctive."
|
||
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 14 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
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=================================================================
|
||
COMIX IN ASCII
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
____________________________
|
||
(__) / \
|
||
(oo) ( More Udderly Cool Cows! )
|
||
/-------\/ --'\____________________________/
|
||
/ | ||
|
||
* ||----||
|
||
^^ ^^
|
||
Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
\ /
|
||
\_____________/
|
||
/\___________/\
|
||
---------- Cow in / /\_________/\ \
|
||
|\ \ trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \
|
||
| ---------- / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \
|
||
| | (__) | ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___
|
||
\ | (oo) | \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / /
|
||
\ | \/ | \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /
|
||
---------- \ \ \/_______\/ / /
|
||
Ice Cowbe \ \/_________\/ /
|
||
\/___________\/
|
||
/ \
|
||
/ \
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
o _____________
|
||
/\ / \
|
||
[__] ( take off, eh! )
|
||
__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
|
||
\/----///\ /-------\/
|
||
*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
|
||
( ) * ||----| U
|
||
^^ ^
|
||
Pro-democracy cow Canadian Cow
|
||
from Beijing
|
||
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 15 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
INTERNET INFO
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
! = New entries this week
|
||
? = not responding
|
||
?? = unknown content, doesn't look like fidonet
|
||
|
||
. -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- .
|
||
| FIDONET-RELATED SITES |
|
||
` -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- '
|
||
Last update: Feb 13, 2000
|
||
|
||
FidoNet
|
||
Homepage: http://www.fidonet.org
|
||
FidoNews: http://www.fidonews.org [HTML]
|
||
ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
|
||
Echomail links: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html
|
||
SDS Files: http://fidobbs.dk/download (Web Access to SDS)
|
||
FTSC page: http://www.ftsc.org/
|
||
General: http://owls.com/~jerrys/fidonet.html
|
||
List server:
|
||
http://www.onelist.com/subscribe.cgi/fidonet-discussion
|
||
|
||
Zone 1: http://www.z1.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 10: http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
|
||
http://www.tnl-online.com/andy/rgn10.htm
|
||
Net 103: http://www.webworldinc.com/club103/
|
||
Net 203: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/8687/net203index.html
|
||
Region 11: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
|
||
Net 2410: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/net2410/
|
||
Region 12: http://sparkys.dyndns.org
|
||
Region 13: http://www.net264.org/r13.htm
|
||
Net 264: http://www.net264.org/
|
||
Net 275: http://www.homershut.net/~mahoover/net275/
|
||
Region 14:
|
||
Net 282: http://www.rxn.com/~net282/
|
||
Region 15: <vacant>
|
||
Region 16: <vacant>
|
||
Region 17: http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/
|
||
Region 18: http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/
|
||
|
||
Region 19: <Vacant>
|
||
Net 124: http://www.startext.net/np/net124
|
||
http://texoma.net/~flv
|
||
Net 130: http://www.startext.net/homes/net130
|
||
Net 393: http://www.chatter.com/~wb/
|
||
Zone 1 Elist http://members.xoom.com/echolist/
|
||
|
||
Zone 2: http://www.z2.fidonet.org
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/zone2 (Z2 nodelists etc.)
|
||
Region 20: http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
|
||
Region 23: http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 16 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 24: http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
|
||
Fido-IP: http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
|
||
Region 25: http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
|
||
Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie
|
||
REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
|
||
Region 27: http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
|
||
Region 29 : http://Welcome.to/skynetbbs/ (Dutch)
|
||
Region 30: http://www.fidonet.ch (German)
|
||
? Region 33: http://www.fidoitalia.net (Italian)
|
||
Region 34: http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm (Spanish)
|
||
REC34: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/
|
||
Region 36: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
|
||
Region 38: http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
|
||
Region 41: http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
|
||
Region 42: http://www.fido.cz
|
||
! Net422: http://www.fido.sk (Slovak/English)
|
||
Region 50: http://www.fido7.com/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5010: http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5015: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5030: http://kenga.ru/fido/ (Russian & English)
|
||
Net 5049: http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.org (English/Russian)
|
||
?? Net 5085: http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian)
|
||
|
||
Zone 3: http://www.z3.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
Zone 4:
|
||
Region 80: http://fidobrasil.8m.com (Portuguese)
|
||
Region 90:
|
||
Net 904: http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)
|
||
|
||
Zone 5: http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/
|
||
|
||
Zone 6: http://www.z6.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 65: http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html
|
||
(Chinese)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Fidonet Via Internet Hubs
|
||
|
||
See also: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html
|
||
|
||
a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
|
||
address. The email is translated as follows
|
||
firstlast@osirusoft.com will automatically route to the
|
||
appropriate individual's email. Anyone in this list will
|
||
also receive routed notice of this feature. In my case, it
|
||
would still be joejared@osirusoft.com, but you get the idea.
|
||
|
||
Also, as information is provided to me, I will be adding a
|
||
latency field to each node, which is defined as the maximum
|
||
time between when the message is received, and when it is
|
||
sent on to other nodes, or available to be sent onward,
|
||
defined in minutes. A latency of ! implies that there is an
|
||
immediate response, and an attempt to deliver immediately
|
||
after processing, or a "MinuteMail System", as it were.
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 17 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
v-email flag firstnamelastname@osirusoft.com
|
||
| email address or
|
||
Node# | Operator | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
|
||
| | |latency|
|
||
-----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
|
||
Zone 1 | | | |
|
||
10/3 @ Brenda Donovan | FTP,UUE,BinkP | 384K,30| n/c
|
||
10/345 @ Todd Cochrane | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,! | n/c
|
||
12/12 @ Ken Wilson | FTP | T1 | $24mo.
|
||
13/25 @ Jim Balcom | FTP | 56k | $20mo.
|
||
103/5 @ Mark Luetger | BinkP | 384k,!| n/c
|
||
103/153 @ Michael Box | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
103/301 @ Joe Jared | BinkP,FTP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
103/401 @ Warren Bonner | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
105/8 | Russ Johnson | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k | n/c
|
||
105/72 @ Larry James | FTP,BinkP | aDSL | $50/yr
|
||
106/1 @ Matt Bedynek | BinkP, FTP | DS-3,5| $5/$15 mo
|
||
106/6018 | Lawrence Garvin | FTP, VMoT | aDSL,60| n/c
|
||
107/453 @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
|
||
140/1 @ Bob Seaborn | FTP,BinkP | T3,30 | $5/$16
|
||
167/133 | Stephen Monteith | BinkP | 128k+ | n/c
|
||
211/417 @ Korombos | BinkP,UUE,FTP | T1 | n/c
|
||
218/109 @ Matt Munson | BinkP,UUE | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
244/2 | Kari Suomela | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1,! | $25.00/mo
|
||
246/160 @ Mason Vye | FTP, UUE | 56K | n/c
|
||
271/140 @ Tom Barstow | UUE,FTP | T1 | n/c
|
||
280/169 | Brian Greenstreet | FTP | 33.6 | $2mo.
|
||
342/3 @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP | 128K+ | n/c
|
||
395/670 | Arthur Stark | BinkD,FTP | 128k | n/c
|
||
396/1 @ John Souvestre | FTP,VMoT | T1,10 | $5/mo
|
||
396/45 | Marc Lewis | UUE | 33.6 | $26/yr
|
||
2604/104 @ Jim Mclaughlin | FTP,VMoT,UUE | 33.6 | $1mo
|
||
2613/404 @ David Moufarrege | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+,!| n/c
|
||
2624/306 @ David Calafrancesco | VMoT | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
3613/2 @ jyates@bsdi.ldl.net | UUE | 28.8 | n/c
|
||
3632/84 | Robert Todd |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
|
||
3639/93 @ Ross Cassell | FTP, BinkP |128K+,!| n/c
|
||
3651/9 @ Jerry Gause | FTP,VMoT | 33.6 | $3/$6
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 2 |
|
||
20/11 | Henrik Lindhe | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
31/1 | Gabriel Plutzar | BinkP | T1+ | n/c
|
||
203/600 | Mikael Karlsson | UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
221/360 @ Tommi Koivula | BinkP,UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
236/205 @ Michael Kaaber | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
246/2098 | Volker Imre | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
284/800 @ Jeroen VanDeLeur | FTP,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
292/2003 | Eric Vaneberck | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
301/1 | Peter Witschi | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
332/807 | Roberto Mascolo | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
335/535 @ Mario Mure | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
335/610 | Gino Lucrezi | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
344/201 | Julio Garcia | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
346/3 @ Carlos Navarro | UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
382/100 | Sinisa Burina | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
406/555 | Ofir Michaeli & | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 18 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
406/555 | Marius Kaizerman | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
423/81 | Milos Bajer | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
464/4077 | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE | 19.2 | n/c
|
||
465/204 | Va Milushnikov | BinkP | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
469/84 | Max Masyutin | VMoT | 256k | n/c
|
||
480/112 | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k | n/c
|
||
2411/413 @ Dennis Dittrich | UUE,BinkP | 64k | n/c
|
||
2446/301 | Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K | n/c
|
||
2474/275 | Christian Emig | UUE | 64k | unkn
|
||
5030/115 | Andrey Podkolzin | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5100/8 | Egons Bush | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5020/1159 | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 3
|
||
633/260 @ Malcolm Miles | FTP,BinkP | 64K | n/c
|
||
640/954 | Rick Van Ruth | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
|
||
774/605 @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
|
||
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 4
|
||
905/100 | Fabian Gervan | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k | n/c
|
||
902/18 | Javier Tejedor | UUE | 33,6 | n/c
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
* FTP = Internet File Transfer Protocol
|
||
* VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
|
||
* UUE = uuencode<->email type transfers
|
||
* BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
Fidonet oriented news servers
|
||
|
||
news.osirusoft.com
|
||
news.tardis.net
|
||
|
||
Fidonet oriented chat rooms.
|
||
|
||
room #fidonet 5PM (PDT 11AM GMT) Sundays
|
||
irc.isonline.com
|
||
irc.killaz-r-us.com
|
||
irc.korombos.org
|
||
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Please send updates, corrections and suggestions to
|
||
Joe Jared, 1:103/301, joejared@osirusoft.com, and
|
||
complaints to jarhead@osirusoft.com .
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Pending additions to the Fidonet by Internet hubs*:
|
||
|
||
2:292/624 | Steven Leeman | Tranx | 64k | N/C
|
||
tranx: skynetbbs@softhome.net
|
||
2:292/620 | Eddy Missoul | Telnet, tranx | Adsl 64k |N/C
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 19 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
telnet: bbs.cabdrivers.com
|
||
tranx: tranx@cabdrivers.com
|
||
|
||
*Joe is travelling this week, so I attempted corrections. However,
|
||
I'm not sure how he integrates Transx nor Telenat, so here's the
|
||
information raw, pending Joe's magic touch :)
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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FIDONEWS 17-07 Page 20 14 Feb 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
||
FIDONEWS INFO
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
Masthead
|
||
|
||
+ -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- FIDONEWS STAFF - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +
|
||
| |
|
||
| Editor: Douglas Myers, 1:270/720, DougM@paonline.com |
|
||
| Webmaster: Jim Barchuk, jb@fidonews.org |
|
||
| Columnist: Joe Jared, 1:103/0, jarhead@osirusoft.com |
|
||
| (Fido Via Internet Hubs column) |
|
||
| Columnist: Warren D. Bonner, 1:103/401, wdbonner@pacbell.net |
|
||
| (Warren uses the pen name "Ol'WDB") |
|
||
| Humor: Roy Reed, rcreed@juno.com |
|
||
| Features: Frank Vest, 1:124/6308.1 |
|
||
| |
|
||
+ -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +
|
||
|
||
+ -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - EDITORS EMERITI - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +
|
||
| |
|
||
| Tom Jennings, Thom Henderson, Dale Lovell, Vince |
|
||
| Perriello, Tim Pozar, Sylvia Maxwell, Donald Tees, |
|
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| Christopher Baker, Zorch Frezberg, Henk Wolsink |
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