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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! PRESENTING !
! TENNIS BALL IMPACT BOMBS MADE !
! EASY! !
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OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED FIRST:
TENNIS BALLS - ONE FOR EACH BOMB
FUN SNAPS - ABOUT A BOX
MATCHES - ABOUT ONE LARGE BOX OF "SAFTEY" MATCHES - BOUT 500
IF YOU DONT HAVE THESE WOODEN SAFTEY MATCHES, USE NORMAL MATCHES
AND BE SURE TO USE EXTRA FUN SNAPS.
DUCT TAPE
KNIFE
LIGHTER FLUID
FUNNEL
IF YOU DONT HAVE SOME OF THIS SHIT, JUST GO SNAKE IT FROM YOUR LOCAL
SAVE ON.
OKAY, FIRST - GET THE KNIFE AND CUT ABOUT A 1 INCH BY 1 INCH CROSS - HOLE
IN THE TENNIS BALL. THEN (THIS IS THE HARD PART), CUT ALL THE HEADS
OFF THE MATCHES AND PUT THEM IN A CUP (THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO
FILL THE INSIDE OF THE TENNIS BALL) NOW TAKE A FUNNEL AND DROP TWO
OR THREE FUN SNAPS IN THE TENNIS BALL. USE ABOUT TEN IF YOU DO
NOT HAVE SAFTEY TIP MATCHES (THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT WILL IGNITE
IF YOU STRIKE THEM AGAINST ANYTHING.) NOW ONCE YOU HAVE THE FUN SNAPS
IN THE TENNIS BALLS, WITH THE FUNNEL STILL IN THE TENNIS BALL, FILL
THE TENNIS BALL WITH THE MATCH HEADS. **NOTE** YOU NEED THE
INSIDE VERY COMPRESSED AND ALSO BE VERY CAREFULL!! THE BALL CAN
EXPLODE AT ANY BUMP!! NOW DUCT TAPE THE HOLE OR SLIT YOU HAVE
IN THE FUNNEL. NOW COVER THE TENNIS BALL WITH LIGHTER FLUID
OR GAS! NOW YOU HAVE A PRESSURE ACTIVATED TENNIS BALL BOMB.
JUST GO TO YOUR NEIGBHOR AND ASK TO PLAY CATCH OR TENNIS. THERE
IS LOTS OF CREATIVE STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH THIS STUFF, GET CREATIVE
SWITCH IT WITH SOME LITTLE SHIT'S BALL AT YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTRY SCHOOL SO
WHEN THEY PLAY BUTT'S UP, SOME KID'S BUTS REALY DO GO UP! OR HOW ABOUT
PUTTING IT IN YOUR TENNIS CLASS'S BALL SHACK!
FOR SOME ADDED PHUN, ADD SOME GUN POWDER OR MAGNESIUM..THIS REALY
MAKES THIS BOMB EXPLODE! OR TOTALY SEAL THE BALL IN DUCT TAPE
THIS INCREASES THE PRESSURE EXERTED AND YOU GET A BIGGER
EXPLOSION! WELL, MORE TO COME. HAVE PHUN!
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