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54 lines
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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! PRESENTING !
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! TENNIS BALL IMPACT BOMBS MADE !
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! EASY! !
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OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED FIRST:
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TENNIS BALLS - ONE FOR EACH BOMB
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FUN SNAPS - ABOUT A BOX
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MATCHES - ABOUT ONE LARGE BOX OF "SAFTEY" MATCHES - BOUT 500
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IF YOU DONT HAVE THESE WOODEN SAFTEY MATCHES, USE NORMAL MATCHES
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AND BE SURE TO USE EXTRA FUN SNAPS.
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DUCT TAPE
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KNIFE
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LIGHTER FLUID
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FUNNEL
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IF YOU DONT HAVE SOME OF THIS SHIT, JUST GO SNAKE IT FROM YOUR LOCAL
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SAVE ON.
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OKAY, FIRST - GET THE KNIFE AND CUT ABOUT A 1 INCH BY 1 INCH CROSS - HOLE
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IN THE TENNIS BALL. THEN (THIS IS THE HARD PART), CUT ALL THE HEADS
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OFF THE MATCHES AND PUT THEM IN A CUP (THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO
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FILL THE INSIDE OF THE TENNIS BALL) NOW TAKE A FUNNEL AND DROP TWO
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OR THREE FUN SNAPS IN THE TENNIS BALL. USE ABOUT TEN IF YOU DO
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NOT HAVE SAFTEY TIP MATCHES (THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT WILL IGNITE
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IF YOU STRIKE THEM AGAINST ANYTHING.) NOW ONCE YOU HAVE THE FUN SNAPS
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IN THE TENNIS BALLS, WITH THE FUNNEL STILL IN THE TENNIS BALL, FILL
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THE TENNIS BALL WITH THE MATCH HEADS. **NOTE** YOU NEED THE
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INSIDE VERY COMPRESSED AND ALSO BE VERY CAREFULL!! THE BALL CAN
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EXPLODE AT ANY BUMP!! NOW DUCT TAPE THE HOLE OR SLIT YOU HAVE
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IN THE FUNNEL. NOW COVER THE TENNIS BALL WITH LIGHTER FLUID
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OR GAS! NOW YOU HAVE A PRESSURE ACTIVATED TENNIS BALL BOMB.
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JUST GO TO YOUR NEIGBHOR AND ASK TO PLAY CATCH OR TENNIS. THERE
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IS LOTS OF CREATIVE STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH THIS STUFF, GET CREATIVE
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SWITCH IT WITH SOME LITTLE SHIT'S BALL AT YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTRY SCHOOL SO
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WHEN THEY PLAY BUTT'S UP, SOME KID'S BUTS REALY DO GO UP! OR HOW ABOUT
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PUTTING IT IN YOUR TENNIS CLASS'S BALL SHACK!
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FOR SOME ADDED PHUN, ADD SOME GUN POWDER OR MAGNESIUM..THIS REALY
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MAKES THIS BOMB EXPLODE! OR TOTALY SEAL THE BALL IN DUCT TAPE
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THIS INCREASES THE PRESSURE EXERTED AND YOU GET A BIGGER
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EXPLOSION! WELL, MORE TO COME. HAVE PHUN!
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*** NOTE: THE AUTHORS ARE NOT***
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*** RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT LIVES***
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*** ARE LOST, OR WHAT HOUSES ***
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*** ARE BURNT DOWN - ECT ****
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CALL THE PIT STOP:
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(714)626-0747
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OVER 500 ANARCHY GFILES
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CARDING HEAVEN!
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