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[[[==]]] ] PHUN WITH B-B-GUNS! [ [[[==]]]
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////____\\\\ | An Official PPP-619 Presentation | ////____\\\\
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\ This Phile Completed On October 17, 1989 5 Hours After The Earthquake! /
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Our Intro:
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Well, you're sitting there at home, sitting, sitting, waiting,
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waiting, sitting, waiting, and slowly mutating into an over-sized vegetable.
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There you are, sitting there, maybe with a few phriends, just wondering what
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you should do.
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A few suggestions arise. Movies? Nah, you saw one last week. Dance
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clubs? Nah, your favorite club is closed for another week, and you don't feel
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like goin' dancing anywhere else. Arcade? NAH! This is a weekend night, and
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you want to do something EXCITING... not sitting there and becoming a slow
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cucumber! What to do... you don't have enuff gas to go out driving in your
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fleet of cars and terrorize the freeways... Hmmm....
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Hey! Why not go out and TERRORIZE your favorite neighborhood then?
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Yeah! Remember that BB gun you bought down at "Big-5" last month? Well, it
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has many more uses other than plinking at cans and shooting at those fine
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feathery friends of ours... yeah! that's the ticket!
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So, you wanna be Rambos, get your guns out and get ready to have a
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helluva time! Disclaimer: We hope you try all of these things and have a
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helluva time, but we're not responsible, so ha ha!
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Wanna-Be Rambo's Survival List:
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BB Guns................................Rifles, Pistols, Home-made, etc
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BB's...................................At least 3000 BB's for phun!
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Gun Scope..............................For even more phun!
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Steel Pipe & Cap.......................For our home-made BB gun
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M-80/100's.............................For home-made BB gun, or destroying
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Matches/Lighter........................Necessary all of the time
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Knife..................................At least 5" blade and REAL sharp!
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Gloves.................................Keep your fingerprints outta there!
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Flashlight.............................Don't get lost now...
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Dark Clothes...........................A MUST for phuckin' around.
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Home-Made Anarchy......................If it's availible
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A Few Human Beings.....................IQ over 5, at least
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At Least One Automobile................MUST be capable of speeds over 100
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Attack Plan 1:
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Numero Uno, put on your dark clothes, and I suggest you do it after you
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see your parents for the night, unless you wear dark clothes often; just don't
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make yourself too conspicuous. Then, you're ready to do the real thing.
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Ok, you've got eveything set, and are ready to go out "punkin'". So, in
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order to get yourselves pumped up for the following events without getting
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high or drunk, you and your friends get in that automobile. Okay, get the best
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driver behind the wheel and begin a short cruise (via a freeway route) to
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a nearby movie theater or arcade. Ok, no go watch a movie or mess around at the
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arcade for awhile, until it gets late enough to do what you're gonna do.
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Also, BE SURE to have all your shit (guns, explosives, knives, etc) in the
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trunk or back of the car where it CANNOT be seen from the outside, because if
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you happen to get pulled over by a cop for any reason, you don't want them
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wondering what the arsenal in your car is for... ("Yeah officer, I swear I
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saw some man-eating dogs around here... we're just playin' it safe... or "Just
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in case someone tries to give us a highway shooting...." yeah right...)
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Now, the movie is over or you ran outa quarters at the arcade and it is
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12:13am. Cool, time to rock and roll... hehe... Jump in the car, get that good
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driver behind the wheel and kick it! Speed outta the parking lot, speed onto
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the freeway, turn on your radio and blast it so you can't hear anything besides
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the roaring of the engine and the blasting of the speakers. Keep accelerating
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... 75...85...95...100...103...110....115... wow... your heart's beating really
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quick as you floor that muther to the max... now keep the car maxing for a
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minimum of 3 minutes.... watch all those slow cars go bye bye... Now slow down
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but keep the music and everything blasting and get off at an exit near the
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neighborhood you want to terrorize.
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Ok, your blood's pumping, and you are in the mood for some phun! While
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you're still driving, have some friends break out the BB pistols and shoot at
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everything in sight... Hey, that car's parked in my parking spot... oops...
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he has a hole in his car now. Hey, I don't like that car, it goes faster than
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mine... oops... I don't think he's going anywhere with his windshield like
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that!
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Not only cars, but don't you hate those track homes that piss you off cuz
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the neighborhood around them is sooo bright cuz they all have the same stupid
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lights sitting outside on their lawn? Well... Here's a cool game, get those
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pistols and then try shooting out those annoying lights outside of all those
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houses. Make up a point scale, hey, you get one point for every house-lamp!
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Attack Plan 2:
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Yeah, Yeah Yeah, you're getting bored of just shooting at cars and those
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damned street lights. Well, here's another game... try to shoot out a street
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light (those ones on those huge poles). They are a bitch... but if you get
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enough guns out, you might be able to take a few out.
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Then again, there is always the phun of scaring the shit out of those
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gas station workers that work in those little cubbies with the plexiglass
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surrounding them. When you are driving by, take a few pot shots at the
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plexiglass with your strongest BB gun, watch them "phreak" out.
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Then, there are always those jerks who really suck at driving, either
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too slow, or just cut you off for no phuckin' reason (even though you might
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do the same...). You get pissed off and take a few pot shots at their car,
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(not the glass... yet) and get a few holes in there.... hey, they have free
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air-conditioning now! Ok, if these cars REALLY piss you off and you have a
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RAD car and took/replaced the licence plates for the night, take a shot at
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their rear-window with your weak BB guns (you want to terrorize, not
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kill... or maybe you do... you're opinion... heheh) and race by! Or, you could
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follow them home, and if they leave their car outside, practice some of
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your home-made anarchy on their car, or just give them free air-conditioning,
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or, if they park their car inside a garage, you can always shoot up the house
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and give it free air conditioning!
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Attack Plan 3:
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Ok, you shot up a bunch of shit, and now you remember that dick who
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really pissed you off the other day, month, or year. Maybe some store or
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someone pissed you off, so it's time to pay them a visit.
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If you're going in for revenge against a store, go real late, and hope
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the business has lots of windows. Then, drive as far away as possible but still
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pluck the windows away with your most powerful BB gun and a scope would come
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in handy here.
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If you're going in for a person or his/her house, go to their house,
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give their mailbox a quick air-conditioning job, and then do the same to their
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car (if it is parked outside), or (like above) drive as far away as possible
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but still be able to pluck those windows out with a powerful BB gun and a
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scope if you have one.
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Attack Plan 4:
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Now, you're sick of driving, so it's time to go out on foot. Park the car
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somewhere away from the immediate area you are going to trash. Then, walk
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in the shadows or around bushes to the prospective target area. If Fido behind
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the fence starts barking, give him something to bark about.... hehe... I think
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Fido wouldn't like it too much if he was force fed 100 BB's intraveneously
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through the chest. Also, make sure you have a flashlight so if you're lame,
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you don't get lost!
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Ok, now, lets play a good game. Put your gloves on and go scouting around
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for the local telco boxes (cans, green bases, etc) and open them. Then, you can
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take your knife, and quickly disconnect all of the phones to the immediate
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area. If there are more boxes in the area (cans, green bases, etc) open those
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and kill all the lines with a quick flick of the wrist and knife... leave
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your mark by putting a few holes in the telco's boxes...
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Ok, since no-one can call the police, shoot as many windows as you can
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for points, cars, houses, glasses on people's faces, ANYTHING! Make SURE
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you don't get seen, as someone with a shotgun might come running out of
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his air-conditioned house hollering bloody-murder. So, count up your points,
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and remember who won.
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Get back to your car, and drive away, calmly.
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Attack Plan 5:
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Ok, you have (ready) prepared a home-made "BB" gun. What you would have
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done is take a steel pipe (thick and strong) of approximately 4 feet in
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length, and a cap that fit one end of the pipe. Then, drill a hole in the
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cap, enough to stick a fuse through. THEN, place the M-80/100's fuse through
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the cap, and place the M-80/100 in the end of the pipe. Screw the cap on
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as tight as possible, and press a small amount of toilet paper down the
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open end of the pipe. Then, add about 200-500 BB's to your "barrel" and then
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push in more tissue paper after them in order to keep them in place. Now,
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test your BB gun by proping it against a tree or something so it won't move,
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light the fuse, and get the hell away. If the pipe holds, you have a working
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gun, if not, go get a thicker pipe. If it worked, re-load and get ready to
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have some real phun.
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Ok, the person with the most points from PLAN 4, he gets to fire the
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home-made gun. Point it at anything... a car.... a house... your school...
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your favorite pet, or teacher.... it's your choice... Then fire it....
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Attack Plan 6: Conclusion
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So, you thrashed a few neighborhoods, max'ed your car, and got some
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fresh air & maybe a movie or a few arcade games. What a night... kick back in
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he car, and drive calmly back home, and get a few shots off to anywhere you
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feel like as you pass by parked cars, houses, and lights.
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And like it Plan 1, try to keep the bulk of your equipment in the trunk
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or rear of the car where it cannot be seen, cuz if you get pulled over by a
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cop, you'll be in deep shit.
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By now, your blood should have slowed down considerably, so go home and
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get a good night's rest... and DON'T forget... DO NOT tell anyone but you're
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little group about your night's activities... there are a lot of stupid narcs
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out there....
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Wake up the next morning, and get in a DIFFERENT car, and then have some-
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one else drive from the night before. Go drive around to the places you messed
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up and check out the damage... way to go... ANARCHY RULES!
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This file compiled by Doctor Dissector and Killer Korean - PUD of PPP
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Moral Of The Phile:
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Soooo.... if you are ever bored and are wondering what to do, get yourself
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a BB gun (unless you have one) and go have some real phun.... the anarchist's
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way............ enjoy yourselves......... and don't get caught... have a
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helluva time with this shit.... bye bye.....
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- This Has Been A PHUCKIN' PHIELD PHREAKERS - 619 Presentation - ANARCHY!!! -
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PPP are....... Doctor Dissector, Killer Korean, M.I.T., Phortress Phreak,
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White Boy, Dark Helmet, The Lode Runner, Tak/Scan
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Closing Notes:
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Greetings:
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cDc, ex-Phortune 500 members, CHiNA (we don't sit around like NAP/PA either!)
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and any others I should have put here but forgot.
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Hello:
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Wayne Bell - We love your WWIV software... and the mods WE put into it...
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