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! PRANKS ON YOUR PARENTS !
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! WRITTEN BY: BLACKNIGHT !
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! THANX TO: LYTHANDE & BUNNIE !
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YES, ITS ME AGAIN, HERE TO WARP AND
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MANIPULATE YOUR MINDS...
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HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIME WHERE YOUHAVE WANTED TO PULL A JOKE ON YOUR
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PARENTS, BUT YOU COULDN'T THINK OF THE
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PERFECT GAG? WELL, I HOPE THIS TEXT FILEWILL GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS, AND/ OR SOME
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INSPERATION IN THIS AREA OF...
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PRANKS TO PLAY ON YOUR PARENTS
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1. ON A FRIDAY, ASK YOUR DAD (OR MOM)IF THEY HAVE TO WORK THE NEXT DAY
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(SATURDAY). IF THEY REPLY NO, THEN THIS
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JOKE WILL WORK PERFECT. WHEN YOUR
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PARENTS ARE GETTING READY FOR BED,
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SNEAK IN RIGHT BEFORE THEY ARE ABOUT TO
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JUMP IN BED, AND SET THEIR ALARM FOR
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5:30 AM! THEN WATCH THE EXCITMENT AS
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THEY WAKE UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
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(FOR EXTRA FUN...FIND ON OLD ALARM
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CLOCK, SET IT FOR 5:30AM, THEN HIDE
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IT IN SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY CORNER.
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CAN'T YOU JUST SEE YOUR PARENTS PLAYING
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HIDE AND GO SEEK WITH AN ALARM CLOCK.)
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2. GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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AND SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM. REACH
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BEHIND THE BASE OF THE TOILET UNIT AND
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TURN THE WATER KNOBS TO THE OFF POS-
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ISTION. THEN WHEN MORNING COMES, AND
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YOUR FATHER GOES TO FLUSH THE TOILET,
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HMMM...IT DOESN'T WORK. WONDER WHY?
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3. LATE IN THE EVENING, GO OUT TO
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THE KITCHEN AND GET OUT THE SUGAR BOWL
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AND THE SALT CONTAINER. NOW JUST DUMP
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THE SUGAR INTO THE SALT CONTAINER AND
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THE SALT INTO THE SUGAR CONTAINER. IF
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YOU FATHER AND MOTHER IS LIKE MINE, THEY
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DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING. I WONDER
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HOW IT WILL TASTE THAT MORNING AFTER
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2-3 SCOOPS OF 'SUGAR'?
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4. HERE'S AN OLD TRICK THAT IS QUITE
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EFFECTIVE. MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE
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GONE, THEN SHORT SHEET THEIR BED. WHEN
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THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR BED-TIME,
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MOM, BEING SO INTELLIGENT, WILL SAY
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'HEY, WHERE ARE THE SHEETS?' CAN'T YOU
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JUST PICTURE YOUR MOM GETTING AN EXTRA
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2 OR 3 SHEETS OUT TO PUT ON THE BED,
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THEN REALIZING THAT THEY WERE THERE ALL
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THIS TIME.
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5. GO AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT AND
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START TO SET THE CLOCKS AHEAD A COUPLE
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OF HOURS. THEN WATCH YOUR MOM AND/OR
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DAD ARRIVE AT WORK A COUPLE HOURS EARLY.
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6. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GO
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TO YOUR PARENTS CLOSET, AND TAKE ONE
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SHOE FROM EACH PAIR. THEN WAIT UNTIL
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DAWN FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN.
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7. WHEN YOUR PARENTS AREN'T LOOKING
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SNEAK INTO THEIR ROOM WHILE THEY'RE
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WATCHING T.V. AND STEAL THEIR REMOTE
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CONTROL UNIT. THEN WHEN THEY ARE REALLY
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GETTING INTO A MOVIE, START TO LOWER
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OR RAISE THE VOLUME, OR BETTER YET,
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START TO CHANGE T.V. STATIONS ON THEM.
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8. IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE A VCR AND
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WATCH IT QUITE OFTEN, THEN HE'RE A PER-
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FECT TRICK. IF THEY ARE LIKE MY PARENTS
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THEY LEAVE THE TAPE INSIDE THE MACHINE.
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WELL GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL VIDEO RENTAL
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STORE AND RENT A XXX MOVIE (LIKE DEEP
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THROAT...YOU GET THE IDEA.) THEN EJECT
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THE BORING MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING,
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FAST-FORWARD THE PORNO FLICK UNTIL IT
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STARTS GETTING *HOT AND STEAMY* THEN
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WHEN YOUR PARENTS SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH
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THEIR 'MOVIE' WATCH THE SHIT HIT THE
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FAN WHEN YOU DAD WNATS TO SEE THE REST
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OF THE PORNO FLICK.
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9. IF YOU'RE REALLY DARING, THEN
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THIS TRICK SHOULD BE A WHOPPER! GO INTO
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YOUR DAD'S SOCK DRAWER, AND TAKE A
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COUPLE PAIRS OF SOCKS, AND CUT THE TOES
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OUT OF THEM. WHEN YOUR DAD IS GETTING
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READY FOR WORK, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
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INTO A SPAZUM OVER WHAT THE HELL
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HAPPENED TO HIS SOCKS.
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10. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE
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ASS BROTHER, THEN TRY THIS JOKE ON HIM.
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SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND BRING A SHARP
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PAIR OF SICSORS. THEN START TO CUT THE
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CROTCH OUT OF HIS FAVORITE PANTS.
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WON'T IT BE FUN SEEING YOUR BROTHER
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WALKING AROUNG WITH NO CROTCH?
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11. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE
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ASS SISTER, THEN TRY THIS NIFFY TRICK.
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SNEAK INTO HER ROOM AND TAKE HER
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FAVORITE BLOUSE, AND BEGIN TO CUT THE
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BREAST AREA OUT OF IT. NOW WATCH MOMMIE
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PLAY 20 QUESTIONS WITH YOUR SISTER!
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12. HE'RE ANOTHER JOKE TO PLAY ON A
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PAIN-IN-THE-ASS SISTER. FIND OUT WHAT
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PAIR OF PANTS SHE IS WEARING THE NEXT
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DAY. THEN GO INTO HERE ROOM WITH RED-
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FOOD COLORING. (NEED I SAY MORE?)
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13. IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING DARING,
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THEN TRY THIS GAG. TAKE A TOWEL AND
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SOAK IT IN WATER. THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR
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PARENTS BED. THIS IS WHERE THE FUN
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BEGINS!
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WELL, THATS IT FOR NOW...IF YOU
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KNOW OF ANY MORE JOKES TO PULL ON YOUR
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LOVING FAMILY, PLEASE TELL THEM TO ME!
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***I AM NOT RESPONISIBLE FOR WHAT
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HAPPENS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO PLAY ONE OF
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THESE JOKES ON YOUR FAMILY.
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IN OTHER WORDS...USE THESE PRANKS AT
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YOUR OWN RISK!!!
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!THE HONEYMOON SUITE AE:(415)487-0327!
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*THIS FILE IS DECATED TO THE
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PARENTS OF:
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THE AXIS ASSASSIAN &
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LYTHANDE
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DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS......
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