textfiles/anarchy/MISCHIEF/parentpranks.txt

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 !       PRANKS ON YOUR PARENTS       !
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 !       WRITTEN BY: BLACKNIGHT       !
 !    THANX TO: LYTHANDE & BUNNIE     !
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    YES, ITS ME AGAIN, HERE TO WARP AND
MANIPULATE YOUR MINDS...

    HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIME WHERE YOUHAVE WANTED TO PULL A JOKE ON YOUR
PARENTS, BUT YOU COULDN'T THINK OF THE
PERFECT GAG? WELL, I HOPE THIS TEXT FILEWILL GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS, AND/ OR SOME
INSPERATION IN THIS AREA OF...

    PRANKS TO PLAY ON YOUR PARENTS
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   1. ON A FRIDAY, ASK YOUR DAD (OR MOM)IF THEY HAVE TO WORK THE NEXT DAY
(SATURDAY). IF THEY REPLY NO, THEN THIS
JOKE WILL WORK PERFECT. WHEN YOUR 
PARENTS ARE GETTING READY FOR BED,
SNEAK IN RIGHT BEFORE THEY ARE ABOUT TO
JUMP IN BED, AND SET THEIR ALARM FOR 
5:30 AM! THEN WATCH THE EXCITMENT AS 
THEY WAKE UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
   (FOR EXTRA FUN...FIND ON OLD ALARM
CLOCK, SET IT FOR 5:30AM, THEN HIDE
IT IN SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY CORNER. 
CAN'T YOU JUST SEE YOUR PARENTS PLAYING
HIDE AND GO SEEK WITH AN ALARM CLOCK.)

   2. GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM. REACH 
BEHIND THE BASE OF THE TOILET UNIT AND
TURN THE WATER KNOBS TO THE OFF POS-
ISTION. THEN WHEN MORNING COMES, AND
YOUR FATHER GOES TO FLUSH THE TOILET,
HMMM...IT DOESN'T WORK.  WONDER WHY?

   3. LATE IN THE EVENING, GO OUT TO 
THE KITCHEN AND GET OUT THE SUGAR BOWL
AND THE SALT CONTAINER. NOW JUST DUMP
THE SUGAR INTO THE SALT CONTAINER AND
THE SALT INTO THE SUGAR CONTAINER. IF
YOU FATHER AND MOTHER IS LIKE MINE, THEY
DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING. I WONDER
HOW IT WILL TASTE THAT MORNING AFTER
2-3 SCOOPS OF 'SUGAR'?

   4. HERE'S AN OLD TRICK THAT IS QUITE
EFFECTIVE. MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE
GONE, THEN SHORT SHEET THEIR BED. WHEN
THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR BED-TIME, 
MOM, BEING SO INTELLIGENT, WILL SAY
'HEY, WHERE ARE THE SHEETS?' CAN'T YOU
JUST PICTURE YOUR MOM GETTING AN EXTRA
2 OR 3 SHEETS OUT TO PUT ON THE BED,
THEN REALIZING THAT THEY WERE THERE ALL
THIS TIME.

    5. GO AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT AND
START TO SET THE CLOCKS AHEAD A COUPLE
OF HOURS. THEN WATCH YOUR MOM AND/OR
DAD ARRIVE AT WORK A COUPLE HOURS EARLY.

    6. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GO
TO YOUR PARENTS CLOSET, AND TAKE ONE
SHOE FROM EACH PAIR. THEN WAIT UNTIL 
DAWN FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN.

    7. WHEN YOUR PARENTS AREN'T LOOKING
SNEAK INTO THEIR ROOM WHILE THEY'RE 
WATCHING T.V. AND STEAL THEIR REMOTE
CONTROL UNIT. THEN WHEN THEY ARE REALLY
GETTING INTO A MOVIE, START TO LOWER 
OR RAISE THE VOLUME, OR BETTER YET, 
START TO CHANGE T.V. STATIONS ON THEM.

    8. IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE A VCR AND
WATCH IT QUITE OFTEN, THEN HE'RE A PER-
FECT TRICK. IF THEY ARE LIKE MY PARENTS
THEY LEAVE THE TAPE INSIDE THE MACHINE.
WELL GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL VIDEO RENTAL
STORE AND RENT A XXX MOVIE (LIKE DEEP
THROAT...YOU GET THE IDEA.) THEN EJECT
THE BORING MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING, 
FAST-FORWARD THE PORNO FLICK UNTIL IT 
STARTS GETTING *HOT AND STEAMY* THEN 
WHEN YOUR PARENTS SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH
THEIR 'MOVIE' WATCH THE SHIT HIT THE
FAN WHEN YOU DAD WNATS TO SEE THE REST
OF THE PORNO FLICK.

    9. IF YOU'RE REALLY DARING, THEN 
THIS TRICK SHOULD BE A WHOPPER! GO INTO
YOUR DAD'S SOCK DRAWER, AND TAKE A 
COUPLE PAIRS OF SOCKS, AND CUT THE TOES
OUT OF THEM. WHEN YOUR DAD IS GETTING 
READY FOR WORK, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES 
INTO A SPAZUM OVER WHAT THE HELL    
HAPPENED TO HIS SOCKS.

   10. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE
ASS BROTHER, THEN TRY THIS JOKE ON HIM.
SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND BRING A SHARP
PAIR OF SICSORS. THEN START TO CUT THE
CROTCH OUT OF HIS FAVORITE PANTS. 
WON'T IT BE FUN SEEING YOUR BROTHER
WALKING AROUNG WITH NO CROTCH?

   11. IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAIN-IN-THE
ASS SISTER, THEN TRY THIS NIFFY TRICK.
SNEAK INTO HER ROOM AND TAKE HER 
FAVORITE BLOUSE, AND BEGIN TO CUT THE
BREAST AREA OUT OF IT. NOW WATCH MOMMIE
PLAY 20 QUESTIONS WITH YOUR SISTER!

   12. HE'RE ANOTHER JOKE TO PLAY ON A
PAIN-IN-THE-ASS SISTER. FIND OUT WHAT
PAIR OF PANTS SHE IS WEARING THE NEXT
DAY. THEN GO INTO HERE ROOM WITH RED-
FOOD COLORING. (NEED I SAY MORE?)

   13. IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING DARING,
THEN TRY THIS GAG. TAKE A TOWEL AND 
SOAK IT IN WATER. THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR
PARENTS BED. THIS IS WHERE THE FUN 
BEGINS!

   
     WELL, THATS IT FOR NOW...IF YOU 
KNOW OF ANY MORE JOKES TO PULL ON YOUR
LOVING FAMILY, PLEASE TELL THEM TO ME!
  ***I AM NOT RESPONISIBLE FOR WHAT 
HAPPENS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO PLAY ONE OF
THESE JOKES ON YOUR FAMILY.

   IN OTHER WORDS...USE THESE PRANKS AT
YOUR OWN RISK!!!

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 *THIS FILE IS DECATED TO THE 
PARENTS OF:
           THE AXIS ASSASSIAN &
                 LYTHANDE

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