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þThe árotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ
®present¯
"Various Files by Bishop"
06/21/94
-Candy For Your Enemies-
Have you ever seen that gum that tastes like fish? Well, these
are alot worse...and alot more fun.
*Choclate covered ticks*
Heres what you'll need: -Choclate
-Some blood filled ticks (rip'em off your dog!)
-Someone you really dislike
This is not a tough one to figure out, get some big old
blood inflated ticks and dip them in choclate, let'em ripen
for a week...and serve...HeHhEhHeH...YuM.
*Cadbury Surprise*
Heres what you'll need: -A Cadbury cream egg
These things are so nasty, even by themselvs, I was in
a Cadbury coma for a week...(Cadbury O.D.)
Well, these things are extreemly usefull. First, with
the foil still on, slice of the very top of the egg and
scoop out the inside (DO NOT INHALE!, hahaha) then simply
fill it up with all the vile discusting shit you can find
and give it to your pal. (Solid stuff works better than
liqued...i.e. HorseRadish works great!)
AlsO! If you have some M80's or even some black cats...
just shove'm in their and throw it at some one.
Ok- BGR is rockin in `94!
-BiSHoP-
[BGR]*[REM]*[BMG]
-Fun With Condoms-
By: BiSHoP
Despite preventing child birth condoms can be used for
a bunch of other things, here are a few ideas.
Revenge- Fill one with Mayo and send it to a guy you hate,
include a note saying "You forgot this souviner"
or something like that...(it helps if they are
married.)
Pranks- Take one and slip it under your victems door, fill
it up with water using a hose...it should get really
big and thus, stay under the door...when the victem
opens the door...BOOM...water everywhere.
Concerts- Just blow one up at a concert and bounce it around...
its fun to see if people will touch it.
Have fun! and remember, its all fun and games
till someone loses an eye! HeHhEhHeH.
-BiSHoP
BGR`94
=How To Make The Worst Goddamn=
-Stinkbombs In The Universe-
By: BiSHoP
This will make anyone cry, and wish they were dead.
Well, not quite...but close.
Take a small jar and break an egg in it,
stir well and add an equal amount of urine
straight from the tap. Now stir well and leave
UNCAPPED for 24 hours, (this allows microbes and
stuff to fester in the concoction) then replace
the cap and put the jar in a safe place. 30 days
later...open the jar (gas mask reccomnded) and
strain the mixture as best you can into another
container. Thats it folks...tell'em BiSHoP sent ya.