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<20>The <20>rotherhood of G<>ds and <20>etards<64>
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<20>present<6E>
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"Various Files by Bishop"
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06/21/94
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-Candy For Your Enemies-
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Have you ever seen that gum that tastes like fish? Well, these
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are alot worse...and alot more fun.
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*Choclate covered ticks*
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Heres what you'll need: -Choclate
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-Some blood filled ticks (rip'em off your dog!)
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-Someone you really dislike
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This is not a tough one to figure out, get some big old
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blood inflated ticks and dip them in choclate, let'em ripen
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for a week...and serve...HeHhEhHeH...YuM.
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*Cadbury Surprise*
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Heres what you'll need: -A Cadbury cream egg
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These things are so nasty, even by themselvs, I was in
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a Cadbury coma for a week...(Cadbury O.D.)
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Well, these things are extreemly usefull. First, with
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the foil still on, slice of the very top of the egg and
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scoop out the inside (DO NOT INHALE!, hahaha) then simply
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fill it up with all the vile discusting shit you can find
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and give it to your pal. (Solid stuff works better than
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liqued...i.e. HorseRadish works great!)
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AlsO! If you have some M80's or even some black cats...
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just shove'm in their and throw it at some one.
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Ok- BGR is rockin in `94!
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-BiSHoP-
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[BGR]*[REM]*[BMG]
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-Fun With Condoms-
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By: BiSHoP
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Despite preventing child birth condoms can be used for
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a bunch of other things, here are a few ideas.
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Revenge- Fill one with Mayo and send it to a guy you hate,
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include a note saying "You forgot this souviner"
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or something like that...(it helps if they are
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married.)
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Pranks- Take one and slip it under your victems door, fill
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it up with water using a hose...it should get really
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big and thus, stay under the door...when the victem
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opens the door...BOOM...water everywhere.
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Concerts- Just blow one up at a concert and bounce it around...
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its fun to see if people will touch it.
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Have fun! and remember, its all fun and games
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till someone loses an eye! HeHhEhHeH.
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-BiSHoP
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BGR`94
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=How To Make The Worst Goddamn=
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-Stinkbombs In The Universe-
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By: BiSHoP
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This will make anyone cry, and wish they were dead.
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Well, not quite...but close.
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Take a small jar and break an egg in it,
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stir well and add an equal amount of urine
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straight from the tap. Now stir well and leave
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UNCAPPED for 24 hours, (this allows microbes and
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stuff to fester in the concoction) then replace
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the cap and put the jar in a safe place. 30 days
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later...open the jar (gas mask reccomnded) and
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strain the mixture as best you can into another
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container. Thats it folks...tell'em BiSHoP sent ya.
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