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UUUU UUUU PPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRR
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uuuu uuuu ppp pp ppp pp eee rrr rr
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uuuu uuuu pppppppppp pppppppppp eeeeee rrrrrrrrrrr
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uuuu uuuu ppp ppp eeeeee rrrrrrrrrrr
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uuuu uuuu ppp ppp eee rrr rrr
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uuuuuuuuu ppp ppp eeeeeeeeeeee rrr rr 10:
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The lemon-lime soda.
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What's up all of you 'zine kiddies out there? Handle here coming
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atcha' with some ramblings for the cause of curing boredom.
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Okay, I know that I'm going to get bashed after this one, but I have a
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confession to make. I've been hanging around with angst ridden alternateens
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for the past couple of months. There I said it, ridicule me.
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Anyways, the whole point of this thing is to help some of you out
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there. Have you read anything lately encouraging you to leave your computer
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and go outside into the "real world"? If so it was probably making pretty
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good sense to you at the time. Well being the true do-gooder that I am, I
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am writing this to tell you that the "real world" is crap. Don't get your
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hopes up about going out and having fun, really doing something other than
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sitting around turning into a lump of crap, you'll just be disappointed.
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Truth is, everyone but me is a moron. Look at this shit, don't turn on my
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computer for a month, and I've lost all of what little writing talent I used
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to have. I tried the whole normal teenager thing and found that in order to
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succeed you have to stop thinking. I'm not saying that you have to stop
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thinking for yourself and being an individual, I'm saying you have to become
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an un-educated hippy moron.
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I know this sounds like crap, but please try to put up with me while
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I attempt to slip back into my writing groove. I've always thought that one
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of my flaws was I was blinded by hatred, but I was wrong, that was the only
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thing keeping me from turning into hippy scum. I've now officially walked
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a mile in the shoes of a normal "Nirvana rulez!!" teenager and can say that
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I was always right to hate them. They really are morons, not just
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misunderstood by the educated. What they are doing isn't fun, just
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non-productive. So next time you get the urge to go, "hang" with the guys,
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don't do it. Stay home and read a book, take it from me, it will help you
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out a lot more in the long run. For the moment I have been tainted by teen
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idiocy. Is it permanent? I don't think so, I sure hope not. Listen to me,
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I fit in for about 3/4 of one summer and I feel cheated. I could have been
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set back for years. FUCK YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS DO NOTHINGS! YOU CAN ALL LICK
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A SWEATY COCK! Please, I know it may sound rough, but we have to beat the
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hippies and not just join them. Thank you, and good day.
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Wow, sure am glad I got all of that out, well welcome to my new 'zine
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upper 10: The lemon-lime soda. Promising to be the biggest piece of shit that
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your ever going to look at. Yeeehhaahhhhhhhhhh!
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We here at Upper 10 (namely me) have decided to lay out our beliefs
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and what this whole zine' is all about... we like gum. In adition to liking
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gum, we also like 'zines.
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Now don't get me wrong, I have no intention of this 'zine taking off
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but if you both like gum, and 'zines, then maybe you'd like to submit
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something to our happy little establishment. Of course you'll have to submit
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your stuff to Mercuri because I'm technologically impaired.
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We here at Upper 10 would like to now take some time to congratulate
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"Baywatch" on all of it's overseas success. We here at Upper 10 also would
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like to congratulate Slinky for being the worst piece of crap out there, next
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to us. We beat you! We beat you!
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[=== + ===]
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Tu madre es muy gordo. Mi perro lleva los pantalones. Handleo getse
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el bade gradeo en espanol.
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You know sometimes I wonder.
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Upper 10: The lemon-lime soda is a shitty 'zine started by Handle that in
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all the most likely possibilities won't have a second issue.
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Upper 10 members:Handle
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(c) copyright and stuff
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