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Field Guide To Modem Users....
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The Sysop
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+ Faster than a speeding bullet
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+ More powerful than a locomotive
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+ Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
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+ Walks on water
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+ Gives policy to God
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The Co-Sysop
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+ Just as fast as a speeding bullet
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+ Almost as pwerful as a locomotive
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+ Able to leap short buildings in a single bound
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+ Walks on water with favorable weather conditions
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+ Talks to God
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The Board Sysop
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+ Almost, but not quite, as fast as a speeding bullet
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+ More powerful than a raging bull
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+ Able to leap short buildings with a running start
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+ Swims well
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+ Talks to God after submitting special permission slip
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The Privileged User
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+ Wounds self when trying to shoot bullet
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+ More powerful than an electric train
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+ Crashes into buildings while trying to leap over them
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+ Dog paddles
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+ Talks to self
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The Generic User
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+ Not issued ammunition
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+ More powerful than a toy poodle
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+ Able to leap tall anthills in a single bound
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+ Wades adequately
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+ Argues with self
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The Utter Loser
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+ Almost as fast as the U.S. Postal Service
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+ More powerful than the stench of unwashed socks
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+ Recognizes buildings two out of three times
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+ Drowns in toilet bowl
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+ Argues with self -- and loses!!
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The Advice Lady
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+ Catches bullets in her teeth, chews them up, and spits out nails
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+ Derails locomotives and throws them over her shoulder with her little
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finger
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+ Lifts buildings off their foundations and walks under them
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+ Drinks oceans dry on a single breath
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+ SHE IS GOD!!
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