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%% How to Catch Yourself an Automobile! %%
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%% Another original text/fun file courtesy of [drum roll, please...] %%
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%% %%% Omnipotent, Incorporated %%% %%
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%% Written by %%
%% --==**>>THE REFLEX<<**==-- %%
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Well, here I am back in the world of text files. This is my first in a
long time so you will have to excuse me if I ramble on for a few lines. It
feels good to be back in front of the word processor typing this file in so
you people can get a mild form of entertainment while getting a few ideas
about how to have some fun on your own. Oh yeah, I almost forgot...gotta do:
THE DISCLAIMER: I, THE REFLEX [Note, all caps, please.], do no accept any
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= responsibility for any damage caused as a result of the
misuse of the information contained within this text file.
What the Hell? Go ahead and give all the blame to me. I
will accept ALL fault for ANY misuse of information contained
from this file. Just tell them that you did it because
"THE REFLEX told me so... I swear!" Never mind the whole
purpose of this part of the file.
Where was I? Back to the file. This is actually like I said, the first
file that we have done in a little while. You may be asking, "Who?" Well,
there actually is an Omnipotent, Inc. I am not the only member as questioned
before. Here's a brief history: It all started when I was a child. No,
damnit! That's another psychological problem of mine. Anyway, a cold day in
March of a year numbered somewhere in the early 80s, I received a call from
two people. They were on three-way calling. They identified themselves as
The Mugger and Bo Goltex. They said they were starting a small group with the
purpose that all members contribute something and then the other members can
prosper. The group would prosper. After hearing this, I thought to myself,
"These people are probably the regular bunch of geeks that you run into in
your adventures through the modem underground." I was half-right. The Mugger
was running a BBS on two drives and it wasn't spectacular. He talked like he
had a nasal problem. I leeched some wares [not WAREZZZ!!!!1!1!!!1] from him
and he seemed to not mind. I thought, "I can prosper from this loser." I did
prosper. The other half turned out to be completely different. I am of
course referring to Bo Goltex. He talked more human and pretty mature. He
was a quick thinker and could B.S. his way out of any sticky situation. We
started talking and found out we had many common interests. Mainly, to use
other people to get to where we want to be. I found out something that I
didn't believe at first since Bo has a way of "joking".
"Hey, Rob, I bet you didn't know I was black."
"You're right, I really didn't, Willie. I bet you didn't know that
I was Chinese, did you?"
"[mild laugh] You are not... But I'm serious."
"You are not."
"No one ever believes me when I tell them. God..."
Well, as it turned out, he really was, and I wasn't (Chinese that is.
I'm WASP.). We talked constantly everyday. We had great discussions and
would make
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