633 lines
30 KiB
Plaintext
633 lines
30 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
|||
|
|
1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
|
|||
|
|
2 ************************* INSTALLED: 15 DEC 86 **********************
|
|||
|
|
3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
|
|||
|
|
4 ************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
|
|||
|
|
6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
|
|||
|
|
7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
|
|||
|
|
8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
|
|||
|
|
9 no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
|
|||
|
|
10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
|
|||
|
|
11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
|
|||
|
|
12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
|
|||
|
|
13 to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
|
|||
|
|
14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
|
|||
|
|
15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
|
|||
|
|
16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
|
|||
|
|
17 type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
|
|||
|
|
18 ***********************************************************
|
|||
|
|
19
|
|||
|
|
20 ::::::::O O:::::::12/15/86:::::::voyeur::::::::::::22:54::::::::O O::::::::::::
|
|||
|
|
21 Damn !!!! Beat out to the top by someone else again.
|
|||
|
|
22 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
|||
|
|
23 Wow ! What manner of wierdness. Cistop Mikey, does the system have gas,
|
|||
|
|
24 It seems to be generating volumes these days.
|
|||
|
|
25
|
|||
|
|
26 A few comments on DB. (Drive B, not the parachutist)
|
|||
|
|
27
|
|||
|
|
28 True American - After reading Alas Babylon, perhaps you might be interested
|
|||
|
|
29 in a possible alternative. I suggest 'Level 7'. It is at any good used
|
|||
|
|
30 bookstore. Sorry, but hte author escapes me at the present. This seems
|
|||
|
|
31 to be a little more up to date than Babylon, which offered some false ray
|
|||
|
|
32 of hope.
|
|||
|
|
33
|
|||
|
|
34 Brandon Cave - I really enjoyed your satire. Such biting commentary is a
|
|||
|
|
35 pleasure to read, and one of the hallmarks of BWMS.
|
|||
|
|
36
|
|||
|
|
37 A possible equation for all of your interest:
|
|||
|
|
38
|
|||
|
|
39 SKATER DUDE = BUFFY = ORVILLE PRENTICE = SAMOAN
|
|||
|
|
40
|
|||
|
|
41 I know that you had all noticed, but I thought someone should print it out
|
|||
|
|
42 in the unmistakeable caps.
|
|||
|
|
43
|
|||
|
|
44 As to my message to Cistop Mikey, I should clarify that I enjoy wierdness,
|
|||
|
|
45 especially as this seems to stay at least a little above twitness.
|
|||
|
|
46
|
|||
|
|
47 So saying, I sat back down at my table and poured myself and the Bartender
|
|||
|
|
48 another stiff B&B, the nectar provided by the Gods.
|
|||
|
|
49
|
|||
|
|
50 [][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
|||
|
|
51 BIG BROTHER WATCHES AS YOU CONCEAL YOUR PERVERTED FEELINGS OF GREATNESS
|
|||
|
|
52 AS YOU LUMBER DOWN THE STAIRS.
|
|||
|
|
53 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
|||
|
|
54 better !pout !cry
|
|||
|
|
55 better watchout
|
|||
|
|
56 lpr why
|
|||
|
|
57 santa clause <north pole >town
|
|||
|
|
58 cat /etc/passwd >list
|
|||
|
|
59 ncheck list
|
|||
|
|
60 ncheck list
|
|||
|
|
61 cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
|
|||
|
|
62 cat list | grep nice >giftlist
|
|||
|
|
63 santa clause <north pole >town
|
|||
|
|
64
|
|||
|
|
65 who | grep sleeping
|
|||
|
|
66 who | grep awake
|
|||
|
|
67 who | egrep 'bad|good'
|
|||
|
|
68 for (goodness sake) {
|
|||
|
|
69 be good
|
|||
|
|
70 }
|
|||
|
|
71 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% random note %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
|||
|
|
72 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
73 I AM COMING TO GET ALL OF YOU!
|
|||
|
|
74
|
|||
|
|
75 THISI YEAR IS MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
76
|
|||
|
|
77 YOURS TRULY,
|
|||
|
|
78 SANTA CLAUS
|
|||
|
|
79
|
|||
|
|
80 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
|
|||
|
|
81 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
82 Santa? is that you? Well, I'll be. I have a few words to say to you right here an
|
|||
|
|
83 d now! First, whats with putting the coal in my stocking last year? Second, WHY
|
|||
|
|
84 are you still around? Third, WHY is everyone capitolizing on you? AND Fourth,
|
|||
|
|
85 WHY can I never type on this System because all the lines are full?(except now,
|
|||
|
|
86 of course)...
|
|||
|
|
87 +++++-------++++++++---------++++++++--- SPRECHENHALTESTALLE
|
|||
|
|
88 -----+++++++--------+++++++++--------+++ (pisces-code:_:<- required by LAW to
|
|||
|
|
89 demand proof of clearane...)
|
|||
|
|
90 -------------------*--------------------
|
|||
|
|
91 SANTA HERE AGAIN.
|
|||
|
|
92
|
|||
|
|
93 I PUT COAL IN YOUR STOCKING BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
94
|
|||
|
|
95 I AM STILL AROUND TO HARASS YOU ALL!!
|
|||
|
|
96
|
|||
|
|
97 EVERYONE CAPITOLIZES ON ME TO MAKE ME RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
98
|
|||
|
|
99 ALL THE LINES ARE FULL BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
100
|
|||
|
|
101 NOTHING PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
102
|
|||
|
|
103 PREPARE FOR MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
104
|
|||
|
|
105
|
|||
|
|
106 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
107 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
|
|||
|
|
108 HEY DUDES...
|
|||
|
|
109 SANTA CLAUS IS ON THE RAMPAGE...
|
|||
|
|
110 I HOPE HE DONT FILL MY STOCKING WITH COAL...
|
|||
|
|
111
|
|||
|
|
112 I WONDER IF FRIAR WAS THE ONE IN
|
|||
|
|
113 ROBINHOOD..MAN..
|
|||
|
|
114
|
|||
|
|
115 SANTA CLAUS SPELT WRAITH WRONG!!
|
|||
|
|
116 THIS BBS IS MORE BORING THAN BEFORE
|
|||
|
|
117 WITH RUSSIA(NOT REALLY)
|
|||
|
|
118
|
|||
|
|
119
|
|||
|
|
120 I KNOW HOW TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN
|
|||
|
|
121 ADVENT X-5!!!
|
|||
|
|
122
|
|||
|
|
123 SOME ONE HELP ME WITH SORCERER(INFOCOM)
|
|||
|
|
124 I CANT GET PAST THE MINE PART.
|
|||
|
|
125
|
|||
|
|
126 BYE.........DUDES.......
|
|||
|
|
127 ()()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
|
|||
|
|
128 OFF
|
|||
|
|
129 OH NO SOMEONE TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS...
|
|||
|
|
130 <<:*********************************************************:>>
|
|||
|
|
131 Following the end of World War Two a pervasive cynicism swept
|
|||
|
|
132 Europe that lead to the rise of German Existentialism.
|
|||
|
|
133
|
|||
|
|
134 Philosophic Superstars like Neitzsche, Schopenhaur, and
|
|||
|
|
135 Kierkegaard spread their nihilistic doctrines of hopelessness
|
|||
|
|
136 and dispair through what was left of war torn Europe.
|
|||
|
|
137
|
|||
|
|
138 Wide spread cynicism grasped the hearts of peasants and nobility
|
|||
|
|
139 a like. "WHO CARES?" became the symbol of their pent up angers
|
|||
|
|
140 and frustration. Almost immediately it was scratched among the
|
|||
|
|
141 graffitti in restrooms from England to Greece. In every
|
|||
|
|
142 language, in every country, it was etched in angry protest of
|
|||
|
|
143 the irrelevancy of the post war world.
|
|||
|
|
144
|
|||
|
|
145 In the early seventies, during the depths of the Watergate
|
|||
|
|
146 morass, the "WHO CARphenomenon hit America.
|
|||
|
|
147
|
|||
|
|
148 It started quietly in the restrooms of colleges in the East.
|
|||
|
|
149 "WHO CARES?" graffitti soon spread to bathrooms all across the
|
|||
|
|
150 nation. It was, of course, most prevalent and fanatic in the
|
|||
|
|
151 toilets of Princeton, Bennington, and Yale.
|
|||
|
|
152
|
|||
|
|
153 In 1986 the movement went electronic. The Cynical nihilism of
|
|||
|
|
154 the "WHO CARES?" cult soon spread to bulletin boards across the
|
|||
|
|
155 nation. The world was bombarded with this message of univeral
|
|||
|
|
156 dispair.
|
|||
|
|
157
|
|||
|
|
158 It began to destroy the moral fabric of our nation. President
|
|||
|
|
159 Reagan attempted to fight the infection with the most effective
|
|||
|
|
160 weapon in his arsonal, humor. Not even his sure thing "There
|
|||
|
|
161 must be a pony in here somewhere" story was enough to turn
|
|||
|
|
162 the tide of cynicism that grasped the hearts of America.
|
|||
|
|
163
|
|||
|
|
164 It has become so bad that people won't even belie
|
|||
|
|
165 President's "Iranian money and the Contra Hero" story. And it
|
|||
|
|
166 is a wonderful story. It has a John Wayne sort of hero, lots
|
|||
|
|
167 of action, and a delightfully imaginative story line.
|
|||
|
|
168
|
|||
|
|
169 But nobody will believe it. All they do is listlessly sit around
|
|||
|
|
170 and ask "WHO CARES?".
|
|||
|
|
171
|
|||
|
|
172 The President is thinking of calling a Press Conference.
|
|||
|
|
173
|
|||
|
|
174 Henderson LaMonte
|
|||
|
|
175 <<:********************************************************:>>
|
|||
|
|
176 << The fundemental tendency of the weak and mediocre >>
|
|||
|
|
177 << of all times, has been to enfeeble the strong and >>
|
|||
|
|
178 << to reduce them to the level of the weak: their >>
|
|||
|
|
179 << chief weapon in this process was the moral principle >>
|
|||
|
|
180 << >>
|
|||
|
|
181 << Frederich Neitzsche >>
|
|||
|
|
182 <<:********************************************************:>>
|
|||
|
|
183 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
184 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
|||
|
|
185 ATTENTION SKATER DUDE:
|
|||
|
|
186
|
|||
|
|
187 HEY MAN, HOW DO YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN ADVENT X-5. I GET INTO THE PLACES WHERE
|
|||
|
|
188 YOU CANT SEE, AND I AM LOST. HELP ME!
|
|||
|
|
189
|
|||
|
|
190 SANTA CLAUS:
|
|||
|
|
191
|
|||
|
|
192 MAN, YOU IS INSANE.
|
|||
|
|
193
|
|||
|
|
194 A MAN CALLED GUMBY
|
|||
|
|
195 <><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><><
|
|||
|
|
196
|
|||
|
|
197 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOH
|
|||
|
|
198 SANTA AGAIN,
|
|||
|
|
199 I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT COAL IN YOUR STOCKINGS IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE THINKING
|
|||
|
|
200 ABOUT DYNAMITE, NITRO, 5 MEGATON BOMBS
|
|||
|
|
201 AND THE LIKE.
|
|||
|
|
202
|
|||
|
|
203 I COME TO DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
204
|
|||
|
|
205 SANTA CLAUS.
|
|||
|
|
206
|
|||
|
|
207 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
208 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
209 I CARE YOU NIT!
|
|||
|
|
210
|
|||
|
|
211 And there came a time to the land when the sky was bleak. Hungry children stood
|
|||
|
|
212 in the street, wondering if there would ever be a next meal. Parents long dead
|
|||
|
|
213 lay unburied next to the remnants of homesteads. A rusty sky cast eerie long
|
|||
|
|
214 dark shadows from the tomb stones of these lucky enough to die before the
|
|||
|
|
215 embargo.
|
|||
|
|
216
|
|||
|
|
217 Yes, the embargo. This, the third one in ten years. Each time before, broken.
|
|||
|
|
218 Now this, the longest, sees no end save the death of all. Then the embargo
|
|||
|
|
219 would be a useless waste of space power, and the ships responsible would
|
|||
|
|
220 vanish to an uncomprehensible netherworld.
|
|||
|
|
221
|
|||
|
|
222 A lone sliver ship streaks across the sky. Too small and too fast to be
|
|||
|
|
223 intercepted by the big frigates, it descends to the planet's surface near
|
|||
|
|
224 one of the major population centers. The ship
|
|||
|
|
225 lands, gyro-controlled rockets vaporizing broken buildings and human bones
|
|||
|
|
226 below. The outer shell glows pink as a door on the leading edge of the ship
|
|||
|
|
227 opens and a figure peers out. Steps appear from a recess under the hatch,
|
|||
|
|
228 and the figure mounts the steps and moves towards the ground. Setting foot
|
|||
|
|
229 on the charred surface, the figure kneels and through the darkened face
|
|||
|
|
230 plate kisses the ground. The act soils the knees and helmet of the environ
|
|||
|
|
231 suit, but the figure does not seem to notice the stains.
|
|||
|
|
232
|
|||
|
|
233 Walking towards the setting suns, and the more highly constructed buildings
|
|||
|
|
234 of the village, the figure casts long shadows that in moments out-distance
|
|||
|
|
235 the slim shadow of the sliver ship.
|
|||
|
|
236
|
|||
|
|
237 Old eyes follow the progression of the figure. Children aged beyond their
|
|||
|
|
238 years scurry as the stranger approaches the outlying buildings. Mounds of
|
|||
|
|
239 human remains attract the attention of the sliver ship pilot. A glint at
|
|||
|
|
240 the base of the pile reflects setting sunlight in the visor of the suit.
|
|||
|
|
241 The visitor changes direction, heading towards the glinty object.
|
|||
|
|
242
|
|||
|
|
243 Kneeling at the base of the pile of bodies, the visor reflects the tragedy
|
|||
|
|
244 and abject horror of the death of the planet. Months and years of decay
|
|||
|
|
245 fill the atmosphere with the sick smell of death. Cool, purified, refined
|
|||
|
|
246 air courses through the nostrils of a witness to a social plague.
|
|||
|
|
247
|
|||
|
|
248 A gloved hand picks up the shiny metal object. Mollychromite case that
|
|||
|
|
249 never dents or tarnishes. A vanity case. The case is opened, the mirror
|
|||
|
|
250 intact reflects the dark, electronically enhanced visor. Ampules of perfume
|
|||
|
|
251 and coloring ring a powder depository. The contents are in perfect
|
|||
|
|
252 condition. A high quality case protects its contents.
|
|||
|
|
253
|
|||
|
|
254 The stranger closes the case. Neural connectors transmit chemical messages
|
|||
|
|
255 derived from electronic devices. Sounds from behind the stranger cause him
|
|||
|
|
256 to turn in place from the heaping grave and scan the street.
|
|||
|
|
257
|
|||
|
|
258 Children beside and above watch silently as a stranger walks towards another
|
|||
|
|
259 building. Instinct keeps them hidden, for now.
|
|||
|
|
260
|
|||
|
|
261 AFTERWORLDS PART 1
|
|||
|
|
262 by Rex Kephron
|
|||
|
|
263 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
|||
|
|
264 I CARE, REALLY I DO.
|
|||
|
|
265 ####################################################################
|
|||
|
|
266 He shakes his head in silent bemusement, a slight smile lifting the
|
|||
|
|
267 edges of his mouth, followed by a small sigh. The grafity was slightly
|
|||
|
|
268 more heavy than usual. The usual stuff, plus someone who thinks he
|
|||
|
|
269 can change the world by scribling "who cares" all over everything,
|
|||
|
|
270 not even realizing that like the overzelous religous zealots who
|
|||
|
|
271 scrible "trust Jesus" all over anything that presents a reasonably
|
|||
|
|
272 flat surface to write on, most people just ignore it, maybe shake
|
|||
|
|
273 their head and wonder at why someone would deface the beauty of the
|
|||
|
|
274 wall, box, or other surface with such things. In most cases they are
|
|||
|
|
275 expressing their own fears, screaming out to the world what they
|
|||
|
|
276 themselves fear. The "Jesus freak" must scrible on the wall because
|
|||
|
|
277 he doesn't really believe. He doesn't believe because there are those
|
|||
|
|
278 out there who don't believe what he feels he is supposed to believe,
|
|||
|
|
279 so by trying to force the rest of the world to wear his belief structure
|
|||
|
|
280 he mistakenly thinks that he can become secure in his own belief.
|
|||
|
|
281 WHich of course is a mistake. You don't create a belief in something
|
|||
|
|
282 in your own mind by forcing others to believe the way you do. (Most
|
|||
|
|
283 people will ignore you anyway, though some might punch you in the nose
|
|||
|
|
284 if you become to obnoxiuos.) Belief comes from inside, belief is something
|
|||
|
|
285 that you know to be true not because someone else thinks so, but because
|
|||
|
|
286 you know it to be so. If you feel you must convert someone else, you
|
|||
|
|
287 are expressing your own fear in your lack of belief, hopeing
|
|||
|
|
288 that you can prove to yourself that it is true because the other
|
|||
|
|
289 person believes in it as well. That is not belief, it is but a
|
|||
|
|
290 desire to belong, to be right, to be a part of 'the group', and is
|
|||
|
|
291 derived from the fear of not being any of those. Some people join
|
|||
|
|
292 a group to be "in" and have companions (nothing wrong with that if
|
|||
|
|
293 you keep it in perspective) while others try to collect groups
|
|||
|
|
294 about them again so they can be "in". There is nothing wrong with
|
|||
|
|
295 that either. No one is responsible for the actions of any other
|
|||
|
|
296 individual. They are however responsible for their own actions.
|
|||
|
|
297 There is nothing wrong with expressing your belief by putting
|
|||
|
|
298 a bumper sticker on your care, or even spray painting a slogan
|
|||
|
|
299 on the side of your car. It is your property to do with as you
|
|||
|
|
300 please. But when an individual expresses themselves in that maner
|
|||
|
|
301 by defacing anothers property or the public's without permission
|
|||
|
|
302 they have stepped over the line they are now interferring with the
|
|||
|
|
303 rights of another. There is no justification in that act. It is
|
|||
|
|
304 an act of agression. Might is not right. Agression/defense, strong/
|
|||
|
|
305 weak have nothing to do with right or wrong. Right and wrong are
|
|||
|
|
306 that which is defined by the society as a whole. In the USA right
|
|||
|
|
307 is doing what you want as long as it does not impead upon others
|
|||
|
|
308 rights. Wrong is to impead those rights. That holds true for every
|
|||
|
|
309 indivdual in the country. Including the president. Unless society
|
|||
|
|
310 has given another the expressed right to impead a specific right,
|
|||
|
|
311 they do not have the legal nor the moral right to do so, and are
|
|||
|
|
312 subject to the penalties as defined by the laws of that society.
|
|||
|
|
313 ######################### The Innkeeper ###############################
|
|||
|
|
314 *************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
315 SKATER DUDE - Wow man, I'm still really impress with how
|
|||
|
|
316 cool you are. The little skateboards are cute. God it must be
|
|||
|
|
317 wonderful to be so cool. Do have any tips for nerd who wants
|
|||
|
|
318 to find the way. I worship you as the Ultamite of Cool. Show
|
|||
|
|
319 me the way. I'll follow you anywhere.
|
|||
|
|
320
|
|||
|
|
321 Orville Prentice
|
|||
|
|
322 ************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
323 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
|
|||
|
|
324 I think I'm going to be sick:
|
|||
|
|
325 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
|
|||
|
|
326 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
327 That's right, he does. That's why he meddles about the universe in a rackety oldTARDIS.
|
|||
|
|
328 +++++It's not too rackety any more;most of it has been rebuilt+++ Milchlurk
|
|||
|
|
329 AFTERWORLDS:INTURLUDE
|
|||
|
|
330 The stranger examines the rubble of what once must have been the house of
|
|||
|
|
331 a very rich family, the wood door, broken and twisted from an unreconizable
|
|||
|
|
332 force, the walls split open and smoldering with short dead fire. Rummaging
|
|||
|
|
333 throughout the debris of, at one time, highly valuble smoke damaged furnature,
|
|||
|
|
334 he hears a faint muffled whimper off in the corner. A cry acutlly is more the
|
|||
|
|
335 word for it. He listens, 'h-h-help m-me'it says. Jumping up he runs over to a
|
|||
|
|
336 pile of roofing and tiles, the sounds appears to be coming from here.'h-h-he-
|
|||
|
|
337 lp-help m-me p-pl-p-please h-help'
|
|||
|
|
338 "Its ok," the stranger whispers as he digs through the debris. Finally, a face
|
|||
|
|
339 appears from underneath a large board, all bloody abd dusty, black with chimmny
|
|||
|
|
340 soot it begins to cry, and just before she dies she manages a faitful 'i-it
|
|||
|
|
341 was S-S-Santa...'
|
|||
|
|
342 AH HAH HAAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHH---------------+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
|
|||
|
|
343 BY: SPRECHRNHALTESTELLE
|
|||
|
|
344 +-+-+-++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ WHO CARES? I'M GONNA PROBE YOUR MINDS!!
|
|||
|
|
345 WHA HA HA HA HA
|
|||
|
|
346 hjkjhk:l ifufm ugigofigjkjnmkgukfkg glfk768578678678578785787867878578578578678
|
|||
|
|
347 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
|||
|
|
348 SKATER DUDE : PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE LIGHTS ON!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
349
|
|||
|
|
350 SANTA :DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
351 DOC. WHO: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
352 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!
|
|||
|
|
353 A MAN CALLED GUNBY
|
|||
|
|
354
|
|||
|
|
355
|
|||
|
|
356
|
|||
|
|
357
|
|||
|
|
358 THATS A MAN CALLED GUMBY
|
|||
|
|
359
|
|||
|
|
360
|
|||
|
|
361 -==-=-=-=3-=-=-=4=-==-=-=6=-=-=-=8-
|
|||
|
|
362
|
|||
|
|
363 PRENTICE HALL:
|
|||
|
|
364 READ "HOW TO STAY COOL IN TWO EASY LESSON"
|
|||
|
|
365 BY SKATER DODAH
|
|||
|
|
366 AVAILABLE SOON IN YOUR FAVORITE SECOND-HAND STINKING JEWISH-OWNED
|
|||
|
|
367 JUNKSTORE, OWNED BY EQUALLY STINKIN' JAP.
|
|||
|
|
368 The quality of entries on this board
|
|||
|
|
369 are rapidly dropping in quality!
|
|||
|
|
370
|
|||
|
|
371 .
|
|||
|
|
372
|
|||
|
|
373 *****************
|
|||
|
|
374 *+CAPTAIN JOINT+*
|
|||
|
|
375 *****************
|
|||
|
|
376
|
|||
|
|
377
|
|||
|
|
378 Captain Joint & Hiss Killer Bud Gun Poster`s,
|
|||
|
|
379 may be found at the following locations.
|
|||
|
|
380 Rock Port, Portland.
|
|||
|
|
381 Dragon Herbarium, Portland.
|
|||
|
|
382 AND AT
|
|||
|
|
383 Silver Spoons, Portland
|
|||
|
|
384
|
|||
|
|
385 STOP BY & TAKE A LOOK AT THIS OUT STANDING SUPER HERO POSTER.
|
|||
|
|
386 IT MAKES THE PERFECT XMASS PRESENT,
|
|||
|
|
387 FOR THE RIGHT INDAVIDUAL.
|
|||
|
|
388
|
|||
|
|
389 Brought to you by LIGHTBRINGERS
|
|||
|
|
390 the New Wave of Modern Art.
|
|||
|
|
391
|
|||
|
|
392 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
|||
|
|
393
|
|||
|
|
394 YEA,YEA,YEA,YEA!
|
|||
|
|
395 I went down to dock #10 to see what just came in...seemed a little bit mysterious, Think I'm gonna get DELIRIOUS!
|
|||
|
|
396 (delerious,delerious) I got nailed in the rain last night, they tried to haul me off to jail. Things
|
|||
|
|
397 were looking kind of serious, till everybody got DELIR-IOUS
|
|||
|
|
398 (delirious, delirious)
|
|||
|
|
399 Twang twandge brang dang guange...
|
|||
|
|
400 I feel into a hand gutiar, almost blew the night away. Things were looking kinda furious, till everybody got DELIR-IOUS
|
|||
|
|
401 (delirious, delifious)
|
|||
|
|
402 YYYEAAAAAA, EEEA, EEAAAaa, eeaaaa...
|
|||
|
|
403 Twang twock bang bock twing...
|
|||
|
|
404 I overloaded and I saw the light, decedence was on my mind, everything was getting rediculous, till everybody got
|
|||
|
|
405 DELIR-IOUS ous ous....
|
|||
|
|
406 YEAAAAA ha ha ha hah
|
|||
|
|
407 AAAAAAAAAAA
|
|||
|
|
408 D-d-d-d-d-d-d-elirious
|
|||
|
|
409 WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
410 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA....
|
|||
|
|
411 zz-top-delirious...
|
|||
|
|
412 $&$&$&$&X$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&
|
|||
|
|
413 SPRECHENHALTESTELLE
|
|||
|
|
414 $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&
|
|||
|
|
415 *******************************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
416 I ask you to look over the last few lines of backwater. Take a close look at
|
|||
|
|
417 the entries by skater dude, orville, the delirious, the unpronouncable, the
|
|||
|
|
418 incredible lack of wit, etc. After looking at this, I want you to look me
|
|||
|
|
419 square in the eyes and say "Everyone should be allowed a modem and Everyone
|
|||
|
|
420 has the right to use the system." Can you look at that trash, no trash is
|
|||
|
|
421 not strong enough. Look at that utter garbage writing, the meandering
|
|||
|
|
422 scribbles, the mindless expositories of _____ dudes and the like, and tell me
|
|||
|
|
423 equality equals good. I just dare you.
|
|||
|
|
424 ***********************************************************TED*****************
|
|||
|
|
425
|
|||
|
|
426 THE WHO CARES PERSON ACTS LIKE THEY DO
|
|||
|
|
427 BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
|
|||
|
|
428 DO. THOSE WHO CAN, DO. THOSE WHO CAN'T
|
|||
|
|
429 TEACH. THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH, TYPE
|
|||
|
|
430 WHO CARES. THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE MEAN
|
|||
|
|
431 ING OF TWIT. I HOPE THEY ARE HAPPY IN
|
|||
|
|
432 THEIR TWITDOM.
|
|||
|
|
433
|
|||
|
|
434 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
435 SANTA HERE BOYS/GIRLS/ITS!
|
|||
|
|
436
|
|||
|
|
437 I AM JUST WARNING YOU ALL THAT I HOPE
|
|||
|
|
438 YOU HAVE ALL BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR
|
|||
|
|
439 BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NOT, WHEN I KILL
|
|||
|
|
440 YOU, YOU WILL GOTO ****.
|
|||
|
|
441
|
|||
|
|
442 I COME TO DESTROY THE "CIVILIZATION"
|
|||
|
|
443 THAT NOW EXISTS.
|
|||
|
|
444
|
|||
|
|
445 I AM GOING TO BEAT THE RUSSIANS TO
|
|||
|
|
446 ARMAGEDDON.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
447
|
|||
|
|
448 I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU ALL TO
|
|||
|
|
449 ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
450
|
|||
|
|
451 FEEL MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
452
|
|||
|
|
453 CHILDREN, CHILDREN OF CHILDREN, AND GRAND CHILDREN OF CHILDREN, WILL ALL
|
|||
|
|
454 FEEL MY WRATH(WRATH...LOOK IT UP).
|
|||
|
|
455
|
|||
|
|
456 SKATER DUDE WILL PERISH FIRST, THEN ALL OF YOU
|
|||
|
|
457 IN ORDER OF MY CHOOSING.
|
|||
|
|
458
|
|||
|
|
459 DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
460
|
|||
|
|
461 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
462
|
|||
|
|
463
|
|||
|
|
464
|
|||
|
|
465 Dont you just HATE that!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
466
|
|||
|
|
467
|
|||
|
|
468 Fiction writers:
|
|||
|
|
469 There has been a lot of good stuff lately.
|
|||
|
|
470 Congratulations!
|
|||
|
|
471 Is some of it entered from books or magazines? - Gajarel
|
|||
|
|
472
|
|||
|
|
473 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
474 SANTA HERE,
|
|||
|
|
475 SPEAKING FOR MYSELF, I MUST SAY THAT
|
|||
|
|
476 MINE IS ALL ORIGINAL MATERIAL.
|
|||
|
|
477
|
|||
|
|
478 I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
479
|
|||
|
|
480 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
|
|||
|
|
481 *********************
|
|||
|
|
482 Hi! big Dave Diaod
|
|||
|
|
483 here, just wishing
|
|||
|
|
484 all you flacky
|
|||
|
|
485 hackers and board
|
|||
|
|
486 bugs "happy
|
|||
|
|
487 holidays"!!
|
|||
|
|
488 *********************
|
|||
|
|
489 .-.-.-.-.-.-.sigh.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
|
|||
|
|
490 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
|||
|
|
491 Emu - Yeah.
|
|||
|
|
492
|
|||
|
|
493 Innkeeper - Your soliloquy was well written, and almost the last intelligable
|
|||
|
|
494 item on the board. I must however, disagree with a small part of it. To wit-
|
|||
|
|
495 'Right and Wrong is that which society has determined ...'
|
|||
|
|
496 I think that right and wrong have some absolutes, although I do not know what
|
|||
|
|
497 they might be.
|
|||
|
|
498 As an example, I offer you slavery. 200 years ago, society in the southern
|
|||
|
|
499 United States determined that slavery was right. Now we have determined
|
|||
|
|
500 that it is wrong. Are right and wrong imutable, or are they whimsical ?
|
|||
|
|
501 Maybe truth is not changeable. I am not sure what the answers are, and this
|
|||
|
|
502 seems to no longer be the forum to discuss it. Sigh.
|
|||
|
|
503 I do agree with your premise of violation of others rights.
|
|||
|
|
504 How do you feel about awarding $$$$ to people because they jerked their
|
|||
|
|
505 kids out of school because they didn't like some books ? I find that to
|
|||
|
|
506 be one of the more ludicrous items going on to day, and potentialy much more
|
|||
|
|
507 dangerous than secret arms deals. My feelings on books are that knowledge in
|
|||
|
|
508 books can not harm anyone who has a basis of self to fall back on.
|
|||
|
|
509 Sorry this seems a little disjointed, but the preceeding 350 lines rather
|
|||
|
|
510 stunned me.
|
|||
|
|
511
|
|||
|
|
512 SKATER DUDE - No, I am not that Friar. I am the Friar of the Roan Tree.
|
|||
|
|
513 CHA/Roan/Rowan/
|
|||
|
|
514 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
|||
|
|
515
|
|||
|
|
516 ____12/17/86__________________JD 2446782.6941_________20:39:28_PST_________
|
|||
|
|
517 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
|
|||
|
|
518 YEA.. IM BACK
|
|||
|
|
519
|
|||
|
|
520 TO A MAN CALLED GUMBY TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE POWER
|
|||
|
|
521 ROOM AND OPEN THE METAL BOX AND TURN THE
|
|||
|
|
522 DIAL....
|
|||
|
|
523
|
|||
|
|
524 TO THE DUDE WHO SAID MY WRITING IS SENSLESS:
|
|||
|
|
525
|
|||
|
|
526 MY WRITING IS NOT SENSELESS....
|
|||
|
|
527
|
|||
|
|
528 WELL I GOT SORTA PAST THE MINE IN SORCERER. I GOT THE SHIMMERING SCROLL
|
|||
|
|
529 IN THE ORANGE SLANTED ROOM AND
|
|||
|
|
530 DIDNT GIVE MY SPELL BOOK TO MY
|
|||
|
|
531 OTHER SELF(DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?)
|
|||
|
|
532 AND COPIED THE SCROLL INTO MY SPELL BOOK
|
|||
|
|
533 AND WENT DOWN THE LOWER CHUTE
|
|||
|
|
534 BECAUSE MY VILSTU POTION WAS WEARING
|
|||
|
|
535 OFF. AND NOW WHEN I GO IN THE
|
|||
|
|
536 CAVE BY THE OCEON I GET EATN' BY
|
|||
|
|
537 MUTATED GRUES!! I THINK THE WATER FALL
|
|||
|
|
538 IS FAKE AND THE VINES ARE MY FRIENDS
|
|||
|
|
539 BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!!!!
|
|||
|
|
540 HELP ME!!!
|
|||
|
|
541
|
|||
|
|
542 ()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
|
|||
|
|
543 Inkeeper, I have a comment about your LONG typed thing on WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
544 You said that if someone spraypainted something on the side of their car its all
|
|||
|
|
545 right because its their property and it dose'nt involve the rights of others. Well,
|
|||
|
|
546 what if they had happened to spray on bad words, cussing everything and one out?
|
|||
|
|
547 That is a violationg of other peoples rights to have to see trash like that. Or if
|
|||
|
|
548 that certian someone placed a HUGE speaker system up on top of their car and played
|
|||
|
|
549 this Death Metal crapola while driving in a residential area. Is'nt that a violation
|
|||
|
|
550 of rights? Well, same with the WHO CARES? As long as no one takes it too far, I
|
|||
|
|
551 see it as a tension breaker. The first
|
|||
|
|
552 time that I logged on here I was reading the messages and there awas this REAL
|
|||
|
|
553 serious and REAL long one, it really depressed me, than I saw the WHO CARES? after
|
|||
|
|
554 it and I almost bit my tounge laughing. As for T O M. Keep it to yourself jack.
|
|||
|
|
555 As you may not be able to notice, some people LIKE to write strange things on
|
|||
|
|
556 this system and LIKE to....(uh oh, can you say...)...FUN! (I knew you could)
|
|||
|
|
557 So next time you have a comment about a 'stupid' message, recheck that track in your
|
|||
|
|
558 brain, 37 and rewrite sector 3. OK?
|
|||
|
|
559 By the way, it was'nt Delerious that wrote the zz lyrics, it was........
|
|||
|
|
560 ye haw
|
|||
|
|
561 ()(V)$%'%$'%$&'$%$%)0NV()$V)%()$V(%
|
|||
|
|
562 SPRECHENHALTESTELLE AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
|
|||
|
|
563 push, push, into George Bush...
|
|||
|
|
564
|
|||
|
|
565
|
|||
|
|
566 Right, so when a person shares a part of their life, partly as
|
|||
|
|
567 therapy, partly to give them another thing to do than wrack their brains
|
|||
|
|
568 out, it's just fine to make fun of them and what they've done?
|
|||
|
|
569 No. I don't buy it.
|
|||
|
|
570 If you want be humorous, there are any number of ways you can do
|
|||
|
|
571 it within your own entries. You don't have to capitalize on the fact that
|
|||
|
|
572 one line can make a complete mockery of three days of crying, and typing
|
|||
|
|
573 when she wont answer the phone.
|
|||
|
|
574 Give it up. The entire Who Cares thing has been overdone. It is
|
|||
|
|
575 too annoying to see every thirty lines, and it is too cruel to practically
|
|||
|
|
576 ruin someone else's entry. I like the German Existentialismic ideas on here.
|
|||
|
|
577 Good parody. Incisive style. Sharp references to German supremicist thought
|
|||
|
|
578 and hatred for the idealist.
|
|||
|
|
579 But its a really nasty thing to do to some people's entries, and
|
|||
|
|
580 to waste so much time and effort on the annoying markers.
|
|||
|
|
581
|
|||
|
|
582 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
|
|||
|
|
583 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
584
|
|||
|
|
585 ...BUT ON TO OTHER SUBJECTS AT HAND...
|
|||
|
|
586 FELLOW DUDES (AND DUDETTES) I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY.
|
|||
|
|
587
|
|||
|
|
588 BACK WHEN I WAS PREPUBESCENT (9 MONTHS AGO) I WAS SHOWING
|
|||
|
|
589 MY TALENT ON THE ICE (THUS, MY NAME). ALL THE SUDDEN
|
|||
|
|
590 THE ICE BECAME WEAK. BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN,
|
|||
|
|
591 I WAS. OXYGEN DEPREVATION. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
|
|||
|
|
592 I WAS UNDER FOR A GOOD 25 MINUTES. THIS DUDE IS A
|
|||
|
|
593 REMNENT OF WHAT HE WAS.
|
|||
|
|
594 ()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
|
|||
|
|
595 I CARE. I ALWAYS HAVE CARED, AND I ALWAYS WILL. TO THE WHO CARES PRESON/PEOPLE,
|
|||
|
|
596 I DON'T CARE FOR YOU, BUT I CARE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. SO GIVE A CARE! AND
|
|||
|
|
597 CEASE THY WHO CARES.
|
|||
|
|
598 THE CARING PERSON
|
|||
|
|
599 WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
600
|
|||
|
|
601 **************************************
|
|||
|
|
602
|
|||
|
|
603 TO SKATER DUDE :HOW DO YOU GET TO
|
|||
|
|
604 THE POWER ROOM?
|
|||
|
|
605
|
|||
|
|
606 TO ALL OTHERS:WHO CARES?
|
|||
|
|
607
|
|||
|
|
608 TO SANTA:CARE TO MEET MY .45 AUTO?
|
|||
|
|
609
|
|||
|
|
610 TO THE TRUE AMERICAN
|
|||
|
|
611
|
|||
|
|
612 KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
613
|
|||
|
|
614 MERRY CHRISTMAS & DEATH TO SANTA?
|
|||
|
|
615
|
|||
|
|
616 MERRY CHRISTMAS & DEATH TO SANTA!
|
|||
|
|
617
|
|||
|
|
618 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
|||
|
|
619 Well except for a few well needed entries, I'd say that my cosin has finally
|
|||
|
|
620 gotten a modem (she talks like most of the people currently entering messages,
|
|||
|
|
621 and you can guess what that's like). This is what I return to Portland for?
|
|||
|
|
622 I'm tempted to return to Tacoma, wasteland of america. At least it
|
|||
|
|
623 has not progressed too far. Santa: I just want to say the coal was not very
|
|||
|
|
624 funny. Yes, last year I REALLY did get coal in my stocking. It was quite
|
|||
|
|
625 upsetting to say the least. I hope there will be more discussion on the
|
|||
|
|
626 nuclear war issue (or any war issue). I really don't have anything to add on
|
|||
|
|
627 it at this time, but I enjoy the entries just the same.
|
|||
|
|
628 Well, we'll see what happens to this board now............
|
|||
|
|
629 Fast Fred, BSAL (Ret.) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I have returned!!!
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 629
|