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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 15 DEC 86 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ***********************************************************
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19
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20 ::::::::O O:::::::12/15/86:::::::voyeur::::::::::::22:54::::::::O O::::::::::::
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21 Damn !!!! Beat out to the top by someone else again.
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22 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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23 Wow ! What manner of wierdness. Cistop Mikey, does the system have gas,
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24 It seems to be generating volumes these days.
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25
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26 A few comments on DB. (Drive B, not the parachutist)
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27
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28 True American - After reading Alas Babylon, perhaps you might be interested
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29 in a possible alternative. I suggest 'Level 7'. It is at any good used
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30 bookstore. Sorry, but hte author escapes me at the present. This seems
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31 to be a little more up to date than Babylon, which offered some false ray
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32 of hope.
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33
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34 Brandon Cave - I really enjoyed your satire. Such biting commentary is a
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35 pleasure to read, and one of the hallmarks of BWMS.
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36
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37 A possible equation for all of your interest:
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38
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39 SKATER DUDE = BUFFY = ORVILLE PRENTICE = SAMOAN
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40
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41 I know that you had all noticed, but I thought someone should print it out
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42 in the unmistakeable caps.
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43
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44 As to my message to Cistop Mikey, I should clarify that I enjoy wierdness,
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45 especially as this seems to stay at least a little above twitness.
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46
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47 So saying, I sat back down at my table and poured myself and the Bartender
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48 another stiff B&B, the nectar provided by the Gods.
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49
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50 [][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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51 BIG BROTHER WATCHES AS YOU CONCEAL YOUR PERVERTED FEELINGS OF GREATNESS
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52 AS YOU LUMBER DOWN THE STAIRS.
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53 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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54 better !pout !cry
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55 better watchout
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56 lpr why
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57 santa clause <north pole >town
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58 cat /etc/passwd >list
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59 ncheck list
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60 ncheck list
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61 cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
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62 cat list | grep nice >giftlist
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63 santa clause <north pole >town
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64
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65 who | grep sleeping
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66 who | grep awake
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67 who | egrep 'bad|good'
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68 for (goodness sake) {
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69 be good
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70 }
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71 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% random note %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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72 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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73 I AM COMING TO GET ALL OF YOU!
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74
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75 THISI YEAR IS MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!
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76
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77 YOURS TRULY,
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78 SANTA CLAUS
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79
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80 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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81 WHO CARES?
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82 Santa? is that you? Well, I'll be. I have a few words to say to you right here an
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83 d now! First, whats with putting the coal in my stocking last year? Second, WHY
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84 are you still around? Third, WHY is everyone capitolizing on you? AND Fourth,
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85 WHY can I never type on this System because all the lines are full?(except now,
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86 of course)...
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87 +++++-------++++++++---------++++++++--- SPRECHENHALTESTALLE
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88 -----+++++++--------+++++++++--------+++ (pisces-code:_:<- required by LAW to
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89 demand proof of clearane...)
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90 -------------------*--------------------
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91 SANTA HERE AGAIN.
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92
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93 I PUT COAL IN YOUR STOCKING BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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94
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95 I AM STILL AROUND TO HARASS YOU ALL!!
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96
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97 EVERYONE CAPITOLIZES ON ME TO MAKE ME RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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98
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99 ALL THE LINES ARE FULL BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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100
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101 NOTHING PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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102
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103 PREPARE FOR MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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104
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105
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106 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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107 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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108 HEY DUDES...
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109 SANTA CLAUS IS ON THE RAMPAGE...
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110 I HOPE HE DONT FILL MY STOCKING WITH COAL...
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111
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112 I WONDER IF FRIAR WAS THE ONE IN
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113 ROBINHOOD..MAN..
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114
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115 SANTA CLAUS SPELT WRAITH WRONG!!
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116 THIS BBS IS MORE BORING THAN BEFORE
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117 WITH RUSSIA(NOT REALLY)
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118
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119
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120 I KNOW HOW TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN
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121 ADVENT X-5!!!
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122
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123 SOME ONE HELP ME WITH SORCERER(INFOCOM)
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124 I CANT GET PAST THE MINE PART.
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125
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126 BYE.........DUDES.......
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127 ()()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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128 OFF
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129 OH NO SOMEONE TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS...
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130 <<:*********************************************************:>>
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131 Following the end of World War Two a pervasive cynicism swept
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132 Europe that lead to the rise of German Existentialism.
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133
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134 Philosophic Superstars like Neitzsche, Schopenhaur, and
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135 Kierkegaard spread their nihilistic doctrines of hopelessness
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136 and dispair through what was left of war torn Europe.
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137
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138 Wide spread cynicism grasped the hearts of peasants and nobility
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139 a like. "WHO CARES?" became the symbol of their pent up angers
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140 and frustration. Almost immediately it was scratched among the
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141 graffitti in restrooms from England to Greece. In every
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142 language, in every country, it was etched in angry protest of
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143 the irrelevancy of the post war world.
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144
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145 In the early seventies, during the depths of the Watergate
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146 morass, the "WHO CARphenomenon hit America.
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147
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148 It started quietly in the restrooms of colleges in the East.
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149 "WHO CARES?" graffitti soon spread to bathrooms all across the
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150 nation. It was, of course, most prevalent and fanatic in the
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151 toilets of Princeton, Bennington, and Yale.
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152
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153 In 1986 the movement went electronic. The Cynical nihilism of
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154 the "WHO CARES?" cult soon spread to bulletin boards across the
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155 nation. The world was bombarded with this message of univeral
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156 dispair.
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157
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158 It began to destroy the moral fabric of our nation. President
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159 Reagan attempted to fight the infection with the most effective
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160 weapon in his arsonal, humor. Not even his sure thing "There
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161 must be a pony in here somewhere" story was enough to turn
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162 the tide of cynicism that grasped the hearts of America.
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163
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164 It has become so bad that people won't even belie
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165 President's "Iranian money and the Contra Hero" story. And it
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166 is a wonderful story. It has a John Wayne sort of hero, lots
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167 of action, and a delightfully imaginative story line.
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168
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169 But nobody will believe it. All they do is listlessly sit around
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170 and ask "WHO CARES?".
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171
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172 The President is thinking of calling a Press Conference.
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173
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174 Henderson LaMonte
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175 <<:********************************************************:>>
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176 << The fundemental tendency of the weak and mediocre >>
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177 << of all times, has been to enfeeble the strong and >>
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178 << to reduce them to the level of the weak: their >>
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179 << chief weapon in this process was the moral principle >>
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180 << >>
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181 << Frederich Neitzsche >>
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182 <<:********************************************************:>>
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183 WHO CARES?
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184 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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185 ATTENTION SKATER DUDE:
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186
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187 HEY MAN, HOW DO YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN ADVENT X-5. I GET INTO THE PLACES WHERE
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188 YOU CANT SEE, AND I AM LOST. HELP ME!
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189
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190 SANTA CLAUS:
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191
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192 MAN, YOU IS INSANE.
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193
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194 A MAN CALLED GUMBY
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195 <><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><><
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196
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197 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOH
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198 SANTA AGAIN,
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199 I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT COAL IN YOUR STOCKINGS IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE THINKING
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200 ABOUT DYNAMITE, NITRO, 5 MEGATON BOMBS
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201 AND THE LIKE.
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202
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203 I COME TO DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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204
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205 SANTA CLAUS.
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206
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207 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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208 WHO CARES?
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209 I CARE YOU NIT!
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210
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211 And there came a time to the land when the sky was bleak. Hungry children stood
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212 in the street, wondering if there would ever be a next meal. Parents long dead
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213 lay unburied next to the remnants of homesteads. A rusty sky cast eerie long
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214 dark shadows from the tomb stones of these lucky enough to die before the
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215 embargo.
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216
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217 Yes, the embargo. This, the third one in ten years. Each time before, broken.
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218 Now this, the longest, sees no end save the death of all. Then the embargo
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219 would be a useless waste of space power, and the ships responsible would
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220 vanish to an uncomprehensible netherworld.
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221
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222 A lone sliver ship streaks across the sky. Too small and too fast to be
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223 intercepted by the big frigates, it descends to the planet's surface near
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224 one of the major population centers. The ship
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225 lands, gyro-controlled rockets vaporizing broken buildings and human bones
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226 below. The outer shell glows pink as a door on the leading edge of the ship
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227 opens and a figure peers out. Steps appear from a recess under the hatch,
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228 and the figure mounts the steps and moves towards the ground. Setting foot
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229 on the charred surface, the figure kneels and through the darkened face
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230 plate kisses the ground. The act soils the knees and helmet of the environ
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231 suit, but the figure does not seem to notice the stains.
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232
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233 Walking towards the setting suns, and the more highly constructed buildings
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234 of the village, the figure casts long shadows that in moments out-distance
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235 the slim shadow of the sliver ship.
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236
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237 Old eyes follow the progression of the figure. Children aged beyond their
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238 years scurry as the stranger approaches the outlying buildings. Mounds of
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239 human remains attract the attention of the sliver ship pilot. A glint at
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240 the base of the pile reflects setting sunlight in the visor of the suit.
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241 The visitor changes direction, heading towards the glinty object.
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242
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243 Kneeling at the base of the pile of bodies, the visor reflects the tragedy
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244 and abject horror of the death of the planet. Months and years of decay
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245 fill the atmosphere with the sick smell of death. Cool, purified, refined
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246 air courses through the nostrils of a witness to a social plague.
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247
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248 A gloved hand picks up the shiny metal object. Mollychromite case that
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249 never dents or tarnishes. A vanity case. The case is opened, the mirror
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250 intact reflects the dark, electronically enhanced visor. Ampules of perfume
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251 and coloring ring a powder depository. The contents are in perfect
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252 condition. A high quality case protects its contents.
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253
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254 The stranger closes the case. Neural connectors transmit chemical messages
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255 derived from electronic devices. Sounds from behind the stranger cause him
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256 to turn in place from the heaping grave and scan the street.
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257
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258 Children beside and above watch silently as a stranger walks towards another
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259 building. Instinct keeps them hidden, for now.
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260
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261 AFTERWORLDS PART 1
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262 by Rex Kephron
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263 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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264 I CARE, REALLY I DO.
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265 ####################################################################
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266 He shakes his head in silent bemusement, a slight smile lifting the
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267 edges of his mouth, followed by a small sigh. The grafity was slightly
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268 more heavy than usual. The usual stuff, plus someone who thinks he
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269 can change the world by scribling "who cares" all over everything,
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270 not even realizing that like the overzelous religous zealots who
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271 scrible "trust Jesus" all over anything that presents a reasonably
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272 flat surface to write on, most people just ignore it, maybe shake
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273 their head and wonder at why someone would deface the beauty of the
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274 wall, box, or other surface with such things. In most cases they are
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275 expressing their own fears, screaming out to the world what they
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276 themselves fear. The "Jesus freak" must scrible on the wall because
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277 he doesn't really believe. He doesn't believe because there are those
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278 out there who don't believe what he feels he is supposed to believe,
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279 so by trying to force the rest of the world to wear his belief structure
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280 he mistakenly thinks that he can become secure in his own belief.
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281 WHich of course is a mistake. You don't create a belief in something
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282 in your own mind by forcing others to believe the way you do. (Most
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283 people will ignore you anyway, though some might punch you in the nose
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284 if you become to obnoxiuos.) Belief comes from inside, belief is something
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285 that you know to be true not because someone else thinks so, but because
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286 you know it to be so. If you feel you must convert someone else, you
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287 are expressing your own fear in your lack of belief, hopeing
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288 that you can prove to yourself that it is true because the other
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289 person believes in it as well. That is not belief, it is but a
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290 desire to belong, to be right, to be a part of 'the group', and is
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291 derived from the fear of not being any of those. Some people join
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292 a group to be "in" and have companions (nothing wrong with that if
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293 you keep it in perspective) while others try to collect groups
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294 about them again so they can be "in". There is nothing wrong with
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295 that either. No one is responsible for the actions of any other
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296 individual. They are however responsible for their own actions.
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297 There is nothing wrong with expressing your belief by putting
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298 a bumper sticker on your care, or even spray painting a slogan
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299 on the side of your car. It is your property to do with as you
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300 please. But when an individual expresses themselves in that maner
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301 by defacing anothers property or the public's without permission
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302 they have stepped over the line they are now interferring with the
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303 rights of another. There is no justification in that act. It is
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304 an act of agression. Might is not right. Agression/defense, strong/
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305 weak have nothing to do with right or wrong. Right and wrong are
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306 that which is defined by the society as a whole. In the USA right
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307 is doing what you want as long as it does not impead upon others
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308 rights. Wrong is to impead those rights. That holds true for every
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309 indivdual in the country. Including the president. Unless society
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310 has given another the expressed right to impead a specific right,
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311 they do not have the legal nor the moral right to do so, and are
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312 subject to the penalties as defined by the laws of that society.
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313 ######################### The Innkeeper ###############################
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314 *************************************************************
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315 SKATER DUDE - Wow man, I'm still really impress with how
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316 cool you are. The little skateboards are cute. God it must be
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317 wonderful to be so cool. Do have any tips for nerd who wants
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318 to find the way. I worship you as the Ultamite of Cool. Show
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319 me the way. I'll follow you anywhere.
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320
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321 Orville Prentice
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322 ************************************************************
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323 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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324 I think I'm going to be sick:
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325 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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326 WHO CARES?
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327 That's right, he does. That's why he meddles about the universe in a rackety oldTARDIS.
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328 +++++It's not too rackety any more;most of it has been rebuilt+++ Milchlurk
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329 AFTERWORLDS:INTURLUDE
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330 The stranger examines the rubble of what once must have been the house of
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331 a very rich family, the wood door, broken and twisted from an unreconizable
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332 force, the walls split open and smoldering with short dead fire. Rummaging
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333 throughout the debris of, at one time, highly valuble smoke damaged furnature,
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334 he hears a faint muffled whimper off in the corner. A cry acutlly is more the
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335 word for it. He listens, 'h-h-help m-me'it says. Jumping up he runs over to a
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336 pile of roofing and tiles, the sounds appears to be coming from here.'h-h-he-
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337 lp-help m-me p-pl-p-please h-help'
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338 "Its ok," the stranger whispers as he digs through the debris. Finally, a face
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339 appears from underneath a large board, all bloody abd dusty, black with chimmny
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340 soot it begins to cry, and just before she dies she manages a faitful 'i-it
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341 was S-S-Santa...'
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342 AH HAH HAAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHH---------------+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
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343 BY: SPRECHRNHALTESTELLE
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344 +-+-+-++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ WHO CARES? I'M GONNA PROBE YOUR MINDS!!
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345 WHA HA HA HA HA
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346 hjkjhk:l ifufm ugigofigjkjnmkgukfkg glfk768578678678578785787867878578578578678
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347 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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348 SKATER DUDE : PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE LIGHTS ON!!!!!!!!!
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349
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350 SANTA :DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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351 DOC. WHO: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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352 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!
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353 A MAN CALLED GUNBY
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354
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355
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356
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357
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358 THATS A MAN CALLED GUMBY
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359
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360
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361 -==-=-=-=3-=-=-=4=-==-=-=6=-=-=-=8-
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362
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363 PRENTICE HALL:
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364 READ "HOW TO STAY COOL IN TWO EASY LESSON"
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365 BY SKATER DODAH
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366 AVAILABLE SOON IN YOUR FAVORITE SECOND-HAND STINKING JEWISH-OWNED
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367 JUNKSTORE, OWNED BY EQUALLY STINKIN' JAP.
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368 The quality of entries on this board
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369 are rapidly dropping in quality!
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370
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371 .
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372
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373 *****************
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374 *+CAPTAIN JOINT+*
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375 *****************
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376
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377
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378 Captain Joint & Hiss Killer Bud Gun Poster`s,
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379 may be found at the following locations.
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380 Rock Port, Portland.
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381 Dragon Herbarium, Portland.
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382 AND AT
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383 Silver Spoons, Portland
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384
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385 STOP BY & TAKE A LOOK AT THIS OUT STANDING SUPER HERO POSTER.
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386 IT MAKES THE PERFECT XMASS PRESENT,
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387 FOR THE RIGHT INDAVIDUAL.
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388
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389 Brought to you by LIGHTBRINGERS
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390 the New Wave of Modern Art.
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391
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392 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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393
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394 YEA,YEA,YEA,YEA!
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395 I went down to dock #10 to see what just came in...seemed a little bit mysterious, Think I'm gonna get DELIRIOUS!
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396 (delerious,delerious) I got nailed in the rain last night, they tried to haul me off to jail. Things
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397 were looking kind of serious, till everybody got DELIR-IOUS
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398 (delirious, delirious)
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399 Twang twandge brang dang guange...
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400 I feel into a hand gutiar, almost blew the night away. Things were looking kinda furious, till everybody got DELIR-IOUS
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401 (delirious, delifious)
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402 YYYEAAAAAA, EEEA, EEAAAaa, eeaaaa...
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403 Twang twock bang bock twing...
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404 I overloaded and I saw the light, decedence was on my mind, everything was getting rediculous, till everybody got
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405 DELIR-IOUS ous ous....
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406 YEAAAAA ha ha ha hah
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407 AAAAAAAAAAA
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408 D-d-d-d-d-d-d-elirious
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409 WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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410 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA....
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411 zz-top-delirious...
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412 $&$&$&$&X$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&
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413 SPRECHENHALTESTELLE
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414 $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&
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415 *******************************************************************************
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416 I ask you to look over the last few lines of backwater. Take a close look at
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417 the entries by skater dude, orville, the delirious, the unpronouncable, the
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418 incredible lack of wit, etc. After looking at this, I want you to look me
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419 square in the eyes and say "Everyone should be allowed a modem and Everyone
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420 has the right to use the system." Can you look at that trash, no trash is
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421 not strong enough. Look at that utter garbage writing, the meandering
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422 scribbles, the mindless expositories of _____ dudes and the like, and tell me
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423 equality equals good. I just dare you.
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424 ***********************************************************TED*****************
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425
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426 THE WHO CARES PERSON ACTS LIKE THEY DO
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427 BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
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428 DO. THOSE WHO CAN, DO. THOSE WHO CAN'T
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429 TEACH. THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH, TYPE
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430 WHO CARES. THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE MEAN
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431 ING OF TWIT. I HOPE THEY ARE HAPPY IN
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432 THEIR TWITDOM.
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433
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434 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOHO
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435 SANTA HERE BOYS/GIRLS/ITS!
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436
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437 I AM JUST WARNING YOU ALL THAT I HOPE
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438 YOU HAVE ALL BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR
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439 BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NOT, WHEN I KILL
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440 YOU, YOU WILL GOTO ****.
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441
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442 I COME TO DESTROY THE "CIVILIZATION"
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443 THAT NOW EXISTS.
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444
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445 I AM GOING TO BEAT THE RUSSIANS TO
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446 ARMAGEDDON.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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447
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448 I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU ALL TO
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449 ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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450
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451 FEEL MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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452
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453 CHILDREN, CHILDREN OF CHILDREN, AND GRAND CHILDREN OF CHILDREN, WILL ALL
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454 FEEL MY WRATH(WRATH...LOOK IT UP).
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455
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456 SKATER DUDE WILL PERISH FIRST, THEN ALL OF YOU
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457 IN ORDER OF MY CHOOSING.
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458
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459 DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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460
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461 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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462
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463
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464
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465 Dont you just HATE that!!!!!!!!
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466
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467
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468 Fiction writers:
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469 There has been a lot of good stuff lately.
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470 Congratulations!
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471 Is some of it entered from books or magazines? - Gajarel
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472
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473 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOHOHO
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474 SANTA HERE,
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475 SPEAKING FOR MYSELF, I MUST SAY THAT
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476 MINE IS ALL ORIGINAL MATERIAL.
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477
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478 I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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479
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480 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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481 *********************
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482 Hi! big Dave Diaod
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483 here, just wishing
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484 all you flacky
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485 hackers and board
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486 bugs "happy
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487 holidays"!!
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488 *********************
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489 .-.-.-.-.-.-.sigh.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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490 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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491 Emu - Yeah.
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492
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493 Innkeeper - Your soliloquy was well written, and almost the last intelligable
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494 item on the board. I must however, disagree with a small part of it. To wit-
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495 'Right and Wrong is that which society has determined ...'
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496 I think that right and wrong have some absolutes, although I do not know what
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497 they might be.
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498 As an example, I offer you slavery. 200 years ago, society in the southern
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499 United States determined that slavery was right. Now we have determined
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500 that it is wrong. Are right and wrong imutable, or are they whimsical ?
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501 Maybe truth is not changeable. I am not sure what the answers are, and this
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502 seems to no longer be the forum to discuss it. Sigh.
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503 I do agree with your premise of violation of others rights.
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504 How do you feel about awarding $$$$ to people because they jerked their
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505 kids out of school because they didn't like some books ? I find that to
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506 be one of the more ludicrous items going on to day, and potentialy much more
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507 dangerous than secret arms deals. My feelings on books are that knowledge in
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508 books can not harm anyone who has a basis of self to fall back on.
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509 Sorry this seems a little disjointed, but the preceeding 350 lines rather
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510 stunned me.
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511
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512 SKATER DUDE - No, I am not that Friar. I am the Friar of the Roan Tree.
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513 CHA/Roan/Rowan/
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514 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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515
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516 ____12/17/86__________________JD 2446782.6941_________20:39:28_PST_________
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517 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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518 YEA.. IM BACK
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519
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520 TO A MAN CALLED GUMBY TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE POWER
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521 ROOM AND OPEN THE METAL BOX AND TURN THE
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522 DIAL....
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523
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524 TO THE DUDE WHO SAID MY WRITING IS SENSLESS:
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525
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526 MY WRITING IS NOT SENSELESS....
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527
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528 WELL I GOT SORTA PAST THE MINE IN SORCERER. I GOT THE SHIMMERING SCROLL
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529 IN THE ORANGE SLANTED ROOM AND
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530 DIDNT GIVE MY SPELL BOOK TO MY
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531 OTHER SELF(DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?)
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532 AND COPIED THE SCROLL INTO MY SPELL BOOK
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533 AND WENT DOWN THE LOWER CHUTE
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534 BECAUSE MY VILSTU POTION WAS WEARING
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535 OFF. AND NOW WHEN I GO IN THE
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536 CAVE BY THE OCEON I GET EATN' BY
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537 MUTATED GRUES!! I THINK THE WATER FALL
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538 IS FAKE AND THE VINES ARE MY FRIENDS
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539 BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!!!!
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540 HELP ME!!!
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541
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542 ()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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543 Inkeeper, I have a comment about your LONG typed thing on WHO CARES?
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544 You said that if someone spraypainted something on the side of their car its all
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545 right because its their property and it dose'nt involve the rights of others. Well,
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546 what if they had happened to spray on bad words, cussing everything and one out?
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547 That is a violationg of other peoples rights to have to see trash like that. Or if
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548 that certian someone placed a HUGE speaker system up on top of their car and played
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549 this Death Metal crapola while driving in a residential area. Is'nt that a violation
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550 of rights? Well, same with the WHO CARES? As long as no one takes it too far, I
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551 see it as a tension breaker. The first
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552 time that I logged on here I was reading the messages and there awas this REAL
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553 serious and REAL long one, it really depressed me, than I saw the WHO CARES? after
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554 it and I almost bit my tounge laughing. As for T O M. Keep it to yourself jack.
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555 As you may not be able to notice, some people LIKE to write strange things on
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556 this system and LIKE to....(uh oh, can you say...)...FUN! (I knew you could)
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557 So next time you have a comment about a 'stupid' message, recheck that track in your
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558 brain, 37 and rewrite sector 3. OK?
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559 By the way, it was'nt Delerious that wrote the zz lyrics, it was........
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560 ye haw
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561 ()(V)$%'%$'%$&'$%$%)0NV()$V)%()$V(%
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562 SPRECHENHALTESTELLE AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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563 push, push, into George Bush...
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564
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565
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566 Right, so when a person shares a part of their life, partly as
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567 therapy, partly to give them another thing to do than wrack their brains
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568 out, it's just fine to make fun of them and what they've done?
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569 No. I don't buy it.
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570 If you want be humorous, there are any number of ways you can do
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571 it within your own entries. You don't have to capitalize on the fact that
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572 one line can make a complete mockery of three days of crying, and typing
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573 when she wont answer the phone.
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574 Give it up. The entire Who Cares thing has been overdone. It is
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575 too annoying to see every thirty lines, and it is too cruel to practically
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576 ruin someone else's entry. I like the German Existentialismic ideas on here.
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577 Good parody. Incisive style. Sharp references to German supremicist thought
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578 and hatred for the idealist.
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579 But its a really nasty thing to do to some people's entries, and
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580 to waste so much time and effort on the annoying markers.
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581
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582 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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583 WHO CARES?
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584
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585 ...BUT ON TO OTHER SUBJECTS AT HAND...
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586 FELLOW DUDES (AND DUDETTES) I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY.
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587
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588 BACK WHEN I WAS PREPUBESCENT (9 MONTHS AGO) I WAS SHOWING
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589 MY TALENT ON THE ICE (THUS, MY NAME). ALL THE SUDDEN
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590 THE ICE BECAME WEAK. BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN,
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591 I WAS. OXYGEN DEPREVATION. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
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592 I WAS UNDER FOR A GOOD 25 MINUTES. THIS DUDE IS A
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593 REMNENT OF WHAT HE WAS.
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594 ()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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595 I CARE. I ALWAYS HAVE CARED, AND I ALWAYS WILL. TO THE WHO CARES PRESON/PEOPLE,
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596 I DON'T CARE FOR YOU, BUT I CARE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. SO GIVE A CARE! AND
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597 CEASE THY WHO CARES.
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598 THE CARING PERSON
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599 WHO CARES?
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600
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601 **************************************
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602
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603 TO SKATER DUDE :HOW DO YOU GET TO
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604 THE POWER ROOM?
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605
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606 TO ALL OTHERS:WHO CARES?
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607
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608 TO SANTA:CARE TO MEET MY .45 AUTO?
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609
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610 TO THE TRUE AMERICAN
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611
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612 KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
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613
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614 MERRY CHRISTMAS & DEATH TO SANTA?
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615
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616 MERRY CHRISTMAS & DEATH TO SANTA!
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617
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618 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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619 Well except for a few well needed entries, I'd say that my cosin has finally
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620 gotten a modem (she talks like most of the people currently entering messages,
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621 and you can guess what that's like). This is what I return to Portland for?
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622 I'm tempted to return to Tacoma, wasteland of america. At least it
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623 has not progressed too far. Santa: I just want to say the coal was not very
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624 funny. Yes, last year I REALLY did get coal in my stocking. It was quite
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625 upsetting to say the least. I hope there will be more discussion on the
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626 nuclear war issue (or any war issue). I really don't have anything to add on
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627 it at this time, but I enjoy the entries just the same.
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628 Well, we'll see what happens to this board now............
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629 Fast Fred, BSAL (Ret.) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I have returned!!!
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