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From: raymondc@microsoft.com (Raymond Chen)
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Date: 15 Mar 93 21:30:37 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
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Subject: [numnum] Homer's Mmmmm...s and other misc stuff
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Assorted lists and quizzes
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[$Id: numnum 1.1 93/03/15 01:18:47 raymond Exp Locker: raymond $]
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> Num Num
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Match the following lines to the appropriate episode.
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% Mmm... Barbecue
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% Mmm... Beer
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% Mmm... Burger
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% Mmm... Chocolate
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% Mmm... Chocolate
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% Mmm... Chocolate (thrice)
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% Mmm... Crumbled-up cookie things
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% Mmm... Donuts
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% Mmm... Duff beer
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% Mmm... Fattening
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% Mmm... Grapefruit
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% Mmm... Hog fat
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% Mmm... Horse doovers
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% Mmm... Macamadamia nuts
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% Mmm... Marshmallows
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% Mmm... Money
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% Mmm... Organized crime
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% Mmm... Pancakes
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% Mmm... Pancakes
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% Mmm... Potato chips
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% Mmm... Purple
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% Mmm... Salty
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% Mmm... Shrimp
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% Mmm... Snouts
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% Mmm... Soylent Green
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% Mmm... Spaghetti
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% Mmm... Sprinkles
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% Mmm... Strained peas
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% Mmm... The land of chocolate
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Barbecue: When Flanders Failed [7f23]
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Homer watches the Flanderses' cookout.
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Beer: Lisa's Pony [8f06]
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Homer is about to buy Lisa's reed but sees Moe's Tavern.
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Burger: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9f03]
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Homer thinks of Warren Burger.
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Chocolate: [?]
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Homer is strangling Bart but is distracted by a donut.
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Chocolate: Krusty Gets Busted [7g12]
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Homer buys ice cream at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Chocolate (thrice): Radio Bart [8f11]
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Homer is about to dig into some Neopolitan ice cream.
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Crumbled-up cookie things: Lisa the Greek [8f12]
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Homer imagines ice cream with all the fixin's.
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Donuts: Homer at the Bat [8f13]
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Homer sees donuts being delivered.
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Duff beer: Dan Castellaneta interview [KROQ 1993-Mar-02]
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Phone answering message.
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Fattening: Homer the Heretic [9f01]
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Homer enjoys an out-of-this-world moon waffle.
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Grapefruit: Brother from the Same Planet [9f12]
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Bart shoves a grapefruit in Homer's face.
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Hog fat: Lisa's First Words [9f08]
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Homer learns of the factory next door.
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Horse doovers: War of the Simpsons [7f20]
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Homer admires Marge's party snacks.
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Macamadamia nuts: Bart's Dog Gets an F [7f14]
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Homer tries a free sample cookie.
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Marshmallows: There's No Disgrace Like Home [7g04]
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Homer admires the picnic gelatin dessert.
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Money: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington [8f01]
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Homer drools on the money printing press.
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Organized crime: Last Exit to Springfield [8f15]
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Homer considers life as a union boss.
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Pancakes: Blood Feud [7f22]
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Homer has pancakes for breakfast.
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Pancakes: Stark Raving Dad [7f24]
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Homer has pancakes for breakfast at the asylum.
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Potato chips: Homer at the Bat [8f13]
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Homer imagines chowing down on chips.
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Purple: Homer Defined [8f04]
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Homer enjoys a donut at work.
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Salty: Lisa's Pony [8f06]
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Homer swipes a beef jerky from the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Shrimp: New Kid on the Block [9F06]
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Homer reacts to Marge's thinking that she's allergic to shrimp.
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Snouts: Dog of Death [8f17]
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Homer learns what goes into dog food.
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Soylent Green: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9f03]
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Homer hears someone ordering a Soylent Green.
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Spaghetti: Treehouse of Horror II [8f02]
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Lisa reminds Homer of the school all-you-can-eat dinner.
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Sprinkles: Treehouse of Horror II [8f02]
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Robo-Homer enjoys a donut.
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Strained peas: Homer Alone [8f14]
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Homer enjoys Maggie's food.
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The land of chocolate: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk [8f09]
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Homer dwells on the phrase.
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> Counting Digits
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[7G07] Jimbo, Kerny, and Dolph teach Bart about the ``five finger discount''.
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[7F08] Homer and Ned have been neighbors for eight (4+4) years.
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[7F16] Persephone ate six (4+2) pomegranates.
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[7F15] ``Grease Joe's Bottomless Barbecue... Pit.'' Five (4+1) words.
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[8F10] ``As long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes...''
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[UFA] ``Four toes on each foot, four fingers on each hand.''
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[8F22] ``Five fingers? Ewwwww! Freak show!''
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> Marge the Mother
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[7G09] Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
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[7F23] Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.
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[7F12] Anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend.
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[8F13] And the man wants to hit the ball, too... And he does!
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[8F14] When you grow up, you can suck your pacifier all you want.
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[8F15] Honey, if that's what you want, we'll do anything we can to help.
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[8F16] How was detention today, dear?
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[8F21] I hope the Spinal Taps [sic] don't play too loud.
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> Homer's lustful `Ohhhhhhhh's
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[7G01] When Marge comes out in her blue thing with the things.
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[7F20] When he looks down Maude's dress.
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[8F01] When he thinks he's won $1 million.
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[8F11] Watching the dancing show.
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[8F22] Thinking of the Good Morning Burger.
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[9F06] Thinking of makin' bacon on the beach.
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> The perfect crime
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[7f12] (my memory fails me here)
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[7f20] Catching and cooking General Sherman.
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[8f06] Taking a second job to pay for Lisa's pony.
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[advt] Stealing Bart's Butterfinger candy bar in the middle of the night.
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> Burns' historical references
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[7G03] ``I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson.''
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[7F02] ``I was watching the DuMont last night...''
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[7F05] Burns compares himself to Satchel Page.
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[7F13] ``I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow...''
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[7F22] ``Well, Countess von Zeppelin and I...''
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[8F13] Burns' team of ringers
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[9F05] ``Do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?''
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> Homer's bonehead antics
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[8f07] Puts a lit welding torch next to a canister of gasoline.
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[8f09] Trying to unjam the toaster with a knife.
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[8f12] Homer's near-aneurysm.
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[8f13] Sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under
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the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm.
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> Masturbation references
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Flying over the head of every ten-year-old in the country.
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[7F17] ``I will not grease the monkey (bars).''
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[8F09] ``Whack the Weasel'' game
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[8F16] ``A little something I call `Plucking the Pickle'.''
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``All of us pull a few `boners' now and then.''
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[8F20] ``I'd have choked you like a chicken...''
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> Principal Spooner's, uh, Skinner's slips-of-the-tongue
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[7G08] ``The fourth grade will now favor us with a melody... err...
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medley (hee hee) of holiday flavorites.''
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[7F06] ``Tonight, Sherbert's, oops, heh heh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.''
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[8F06] ``Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather,
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uh, Weather.''
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[8F22] He introduces ``Samantha Stinky''. She correct him, ``Stanky.''
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> Getting the last word
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Another quiz. The last line.
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% 1. Ach! I told ya ye'd be back!
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% 2. After... I... catch... my... breath... can... we... go... home?
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% 3. Amen to that!
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% 4. Amen!
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% 5. And I never have.
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% 6. And I'm proud of you today.
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% 7. Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends.
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% 8. D'oh!
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% 9. Daddy.
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% 10. Followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
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% 11. From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
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% 12. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana!
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% 13. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.
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% 14. Hail to the bus driver. Bus driver man.
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% 15. Hey, no sharing!
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% 16. Hey, you did it!
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% 17. Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer!
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% 18. I do.
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% 19. I don't care!
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% 20. I doubt it.
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% 21. I dunno. They just do.
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% 22. I guess he'll be happy when he comes to.
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% 23. I thought I <did>.
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% 24. I was waiting for someone to say that.
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% 25. I won't be back for ten minutes!
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% 26. I'm on the biggest roll of my life.
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% 27. I'm the sa-addest kid in grade number two.
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% 28. It's a date.
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% 29. Ivana Tinkle!
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% 30. Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
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% 31. My brilliant beast.
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% 32. Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate.
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% 33. Now let's go whip donuts at old people.
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% 34. Now let's try and get a little shut-eye, okay?
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% 35. Number eight. I mean, Santa's Little Helper.
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% 36. Nyeah nyeah nyeah-nyeah nyeah!
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% 37. Oh my God, he's enjoying it!
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% 38. Oh, Homer! We love you!
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% 39. Oh, I hate Hallowe'en.
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% 40. Oh, I hate having two heads.
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% 41. Oh, my goodness!
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% 42. Only sick people wanna see my folks kiss.
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% 43. Our dad. Now he belongs to the ages.
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% 44. Part of this D- belongs to God.
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% 45. Peace, man.
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% 46. Put on a happy face!
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% 47. Soundin' good, Lis!
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% 48. Thaht should dew it!
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% 49. Thanks, Bart.
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% 50. The feeling is more than mutual, sir.
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% 51. The meaning of life is...
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% 52. There goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
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% 53. Third time's a charm.
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% 54. Try raising my kids.
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% 55. We haven't seen each other in 25 years!
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% 56. Well, isn't that nice.
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% 57. Well, maybe just a little.
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% 58. Well, the world is safe again... but... for how long?
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% 59. What's the point?
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% 60. Woo hoo! I got my job back!
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% 61. Ya hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!
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% 62. Yeah.
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% 63. Yes!
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% 64. You are so beautiful to me.
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% 65. You know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers!
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% 66. You son of a bitch! Good show!
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% Answers:
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% 1. Groundskeeper Willie, ``Principal Charming''
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% 2. Homer climbs Mt. Springfield, ``Lisa the Greek''
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% 3. Homer, ``Blood Feud''
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% 4. The entire family, ``Bart vs. Thanksgiving''
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% 5. Homer, ``The Way We Was''
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% 6. Leon Kompowski, ``Stark Raving Dad''
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% 7. ``Old Money''
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% 8. Homer, ``Bart the Genius''
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% 9. Maggie, ``Lisa's First Words''
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% 10. Homer, ``Mr. Plow''
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% 11. Homer, ``One First, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish''
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% 12. Krusty, ``Kamp Krusty''
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% 13. Shopkeeper, ``War of the Simpsons''
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% 14. Principal Skinner, ``Otto Show''
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% 15. Moe, ``Bart Gets Hit by a Car''
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% 16. Homer, ``Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish''
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% 17. Adoring crowd, ``Homer's Odyssey''
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% 18. Marge, ``Colonel Homer''
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% 19. Kent Brockman, ``Lisa the Beauty Queen''
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% 20. Moe, on whether Aerosmith will be in, ``Flaming Moe's''
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% 21. Moe, ``Dancin' Homer''
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% 22. Marge, ``Homer at the Bat''
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% 23. Marge, ``Brush with Greatness''
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% 24. Homer, ``Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?''
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% 25. Homer, ``Jacques to be Wild''
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% 26. Homer, ``Lisa's Substitute''
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% 27. Bleedin' Gums Murphy, ``Moaning Lisa''
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% 28. Bart, ``Bart the Lover''
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% 29. Moe, ``New Kid on the Block''
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% 30. Bart, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington''
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% 31. Marge, ``Call of the Simpsons''
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% 32. Bart, ``Black Widower''
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% 33. Bart, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love''
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% 34. Bart, ``Homer Alone''
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% 35. Homer, ``Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire''
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% 36. Homer and Bart, ``Saturdays of Thunder''
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% 37. Homer, ``Dead Putting Society''
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% 38. Marge, ``There's No Disgrace Like Home''
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% 39. Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror''
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% 40. Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror II''
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% 41. Marge, ``Some Enchanted Evening''
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% 42. Bart, ``Homer's Night Out''
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% 43. Lisa, ``Homer Defined''
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% 44. Bart, ``Bart Gets an F''
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% 45. Bart, ``Bart the General''
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% 46. The Flanderses and the Simpsons, ``When Flanders Failed''
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% 47. Bart, ``Separate Vocations''
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% 48. Groundskeeper Willie hammers in a caution sign, ``Radio Bart''
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% 49. Krusty, ``Krusty Gets Busted''
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% 50. Smithers, ``The Telltale Head''
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% 51. God, ``Homer the Heretic''
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% 52. Apu, ``Lisa's Pony''
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% 53. Homer, ``Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment''
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% 54. Homer, ``Bart the Daredevil''
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% 55. Krusty, ``Like Father, Like Clown''
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% 56. Marge, ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge''
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% 57. Marge, ``A Streetcar Named Marge''
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% 58. Radioactive Man, ``Three Men and a Comic Book''
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% 59. Homer, ``Dog of Death''
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% 60. Homer, ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk''
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% 61. Homer, ``The Crepes of Wrath''
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% 62. Chief Justice Bart, ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie''
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% 63. Marge celebrates not being pregnant, ``I Married Marge''
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% 64. Marge to Homer, ``Simpson and Deliliah''
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% 65. Homer, ``Bart the Murderer''
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% 66. Miss Winthrop, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F''
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Oh, my goodness!
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7g01 -- Marge, ``Some Enchanted Evening''
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D'oh!
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7g02 -- Homer, ``Bart the Genius''
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Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer!
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7g03 -- Adoring crowd, ``Homer's Odyssey''
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Oh, Homer! We love you!
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7g04 -- Marge, ``There's No Disgrace Like Home''
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Peace, man.
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7g05 -- Bart, ``Bart the General''
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I'm the sa-addest kid in grade number two.
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7g06 -- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, ``Moaning Lisa''
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The feeling is more than mutual, sir.
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7g07 -- Smithers, ``The Telltale Head''
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Number eight. I mean, Santa's Little Helper.
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7g08 -- Homer, ``Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire''
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My brilliant beast.
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7g09 -- Marge, ``Call of the Simpsons''
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Only sick people wanna see my folks kiss.
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7g10 -- Bart, ``Homer's Night Out''
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I won't be back for ten minutes!
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7g11 -- Homer, ``Jacques to be Wild''
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Thanks, Bart.
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7g12 -- Krusty, ``Krusty Gets Busted''
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Ya hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!
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7g13 -- Homer, ``The Crepes of Wrath''
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Hey, you did it!
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7f01 -- Homer, ``Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish''
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You are so beautiful to me.
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7f02 -- Marge to Homer, ``Simpson and Deliliah''
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Part of this D- belongs to God.
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7f03 -- Bart, ``Bart Gets an F''
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Oh, I hate Hallowe'en.
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7f04 -- Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror''
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I dunno. They just do.
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7f05 -- Moe, ``Dancin' Homer''
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Try raising my kids.
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7f06 -- Homer, ``Bart the Daredevil''
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Amen!
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7f07 -- The entire family, ``Bart vs. Thanksgiving''
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Oh my God, he's enjoying it!
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7f08 -- Homer, ``Dead Putting Society''
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Well, isn't that nice.
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7f09 -- Marge, ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge''
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Hey, no sharing!
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7f10 -- Moe, ``Bart Gets Hit by a Car''
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From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
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7f11 -- Homer, ``One First, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish''
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And I never have.
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7f12 -- Homer, ``The Way We Was''
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Third time's a charm.
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7f13 -- Homer, ``Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment''
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You son of a bitch! Good show!
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7f14 -- Miss Winthrop, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F''
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Ach! I told ya ye'd be back!
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7f15 -- Groundskeeper Willie, ``Principal Charming''
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I was waiting for someone to say that.
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7f16 -- Homer, ``Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?''
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Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends.
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7f17 -- ``Old Money''
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I thought I <did>.
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7f18 -- Marge, ``Brush with Greatness''
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I'm on the biggest roll of my life.
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7f19 -- Homer, ``Lisa's Substitute''
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Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.
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7f20 -- Shopkeeper, ``War of the Simpsons''
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Well, the world is safe again... but... for how long?
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7f21 -- Radioactive Man, ``Three Men and a Comic Book''
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Amen to that!
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7f22 -- Homer, ``Blood Feud''
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Put on a happy face!
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7f23 -- The Flanderses and the Simpsons, ``When Flanders Failed''
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And I'm proud of you today.
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7f24 -- Leon Kompowski, ``Stark Raving Dad''
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Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
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8f01 -- Bart, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington''
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Oh, I hate having two heads.
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8f02 -- Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror II''
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You know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers!
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8f03 -- Homer, ``Bart the Murderer''
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Our dad. Now he belongs to the ages.
|
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8f04 -- Lisa, ``Homer Defined''
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We haven't seen each other in 25 years!
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8f05 -- Krusty, ``Like Father, Like Clown''
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There goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
|
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8f06 -- Apu, ``Lisa's Pony''
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Nyeah nyeah nyeah-nyeah nyeah!
|
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8f07 -- Homer and Bart, ``Saturdays of Thunder''
|
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I doubt it.
|
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8f08 -- Moe, on whether Aerosmith will be in, ``Flaming Moe's''
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Woo hoo! I got my job back!
|
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8f09 -- Homer, ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk''
|
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Yes!
|
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8f10 -- Marge celebrates not being pregnant, ``I Married Marge''
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Thaht should dew it!
|
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8f11 -- Groundskeeper Willie hammers in a caution sign, ``Radio Bart''
|
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After... I... catch... my... breath... can... we... go... home?
|
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8f12 -- Homer climbs Mt. Springfield, ``Lisa the Greek''
|
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|
|
I guess he'll be happy when he comes to.
|
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8f13 -- Marge, ``Homer at the Bat''
|
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|
|
Now let's try and get a little shut-eye, okay?
|
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8f14 -- Bart, ``Homer Alone''
|
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|
|
Soundin' good, Lis!
|
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|
|
8f15 -- Bart, ``Separate Vocations''
|
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|
|
It's a date.
|
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|
|
8f16 -- Bart, ``Bart the Lover''
|
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|
|
What's the point?
|
|||
|
|
8f17 -- Homer, ``Dog of Death''
|
|||
|
|
Well, maybe just a little.
|
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8f18 -- Marge, ``A Streetcar Named Marge''
|
|||
|
|
I do.
|
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|
|
8f19 -- Marge, ``Colonel Homer''
|
|||
|
|
Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate.
|
|||
|
|
8f20 -- Bart, ``Black Widower''
|
|||
|
|
Hail to the bus driver. Bus driver man.
|
|||
|
|
8f21 -- Principal Skinner, ``Otto Show''
|
|||
|
|
Now let's go whip donuts at old people.
|
|||
|
|
8f22 -- Bart, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love''
|
|||
|
|
Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana!
|
|||
|
|
8f24 -- Krusty, ``Kamp Krusty''
|
|||
|
|
The meaning of life is...
|
|||
|
|
9f01 -- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
|
|||
|
|
I don't care!
|
|||
|
|
9f02 -- Kent Brockman, ``Lisa the Beauty Queen''
|
|||
|
|
Yeah.
|
|||
|
|
9f03 -- Chief Justice Bart, ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie''
|
|||
|
|
Ivana Tinkle!
|
|||
|
|
9f06 -- Moe, ``New Kid on the Block''
|
|||
|
|
Followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
|
|||
|
|
9f07 -- Homer, ``Mr. Plow''
|
|||
|
|
Daddy.
|
|||
|
|
9f08 -- Maggie, ``Lisa's First Words''
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
===============================================================================
|
|||
|
|
The perl script starts here. Execute as "perl -x $0"
|
|||
|
|
#!perl
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
$"=""; unlink("$0.old"); rename("$0", "$0.old") || die "Can't rename ($!)";
|
|||
|
|
open(I, "$0.old") || die "Can't open $0.old ($!)";
|
|||
|
|
open(STDOUT, ">$0") || die "Can't write $0 ($!)";
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
sub skipglop { # Blip to and delete next %-group, incl. the line that follows
|
|||
|
|
print while ($_ = <I>) && !/^%/;
|
|||
|
|
0 while <I> =~ /^[%\f]/;
|
|||
|
|
}
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
# The ``Mmmmm...'' quiz.
|
|||
|
|
&skipglop; @o = ();
|
|||
|
|
push(@o, $_.<I>), print "% Mmm... $`\n" while ($_ = <I>) =~ /:/;
|
|||
|
|
print "\f\n\n@o\n";
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
# The ``Last line'' quiz.
|
|||
|
|
&skipglop; @o = (); push(@o, $_ . <I>) while ($_ = <I>) !~ /^$/; # collect
|
|||
|
|
$n = 1; @a = (); foreach (sort @o) { # build/emit questions
|
|||
|
|
/\n.... -- /;
|
|||
|
|
printf "%% %2d. %s\n", $n, $`;
|
|||
|
|
push(@a, sprintf("%% %2d. %s", $n, $'));
|
|||
|
|
++$n;
|
|||
|
|
}
|
|||
|
|
print "\f\n% Answers:\n%\n@a\n@o\n"; # emit answers and source
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
&skipglop;
|
|||
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