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<EFBFBD> Mail, Oh Mail, Oh MY!
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This issue is nothing more than a clearing house for stuff that
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really needs to be distrubted[Or whatever]. I have decided that
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even though I have nothing to post off in this issue I should
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finish it just for the sake of all of this mail and stuff.
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<EFBFBD> Mail from Brett Salyer.
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Ooops, guess I shouldn't have started with his real name. Damn there
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goes all the wonderment now... Here is a little example of being a
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nice congienial user.
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4/6 Email
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Title: Get A Life.
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Date: Wed May 05, 1993 16:22:37 (0 days old)
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Origin: Unknown System (Unknown) [?]
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From: Baphomet the limbo king #78 @0 VirtualNET
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To: brett #13 @0 VirtualNET
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Hey, I am the SysOp of The File Dimension, I have to WORDS for you
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FUCK YOU! You are so cool.. Oh "He is a Lamer"!! (Oh Gosh don't scare me),
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your worse than Mr. Brownstone. I have alot of private users on my BBS
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and they enjoy calling it, your just pissed probably becuase you cant get
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on it. So if you want to act like a DAMN 2 Year Old go ahead..
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The Gate Keeper
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[Reply]
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Oh FUCK YOU!
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Wow that is really original. SO did you or your mommy come up with
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that one? I could care less about your fucking board, obvious by
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my non-attempts to even look at the number cross-eyed. I am just
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SO FUCKING sick of hearing about a PRIVATE bbs. Maybe you need to
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learn some english. Private. That means SHUT the fuck up about it.
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I bet they enjoy calling your little fag-hodge-podge, let me guess
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so hard? Or it just the fact that you suck... I bet you even have
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an EliTe WaReZ section don't you? God you suck. Yes I mean all of
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this personally. The gate keeper? So your the one I give that 2bucks
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to before I fuck your mom? Oh BTW all flaming intended. Your welcome.
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Afterthought...
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less than congenial at times. If I have ever been this way
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to you let me take this fine oppotunity to say, well, I
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MEANT EVERY DAMN word of it. Your welcome, no really...
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<EFBFBD> Mail from some mysterious WWIV user.
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This message came from the 'Ghost in the Machine' echo where I have
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Biff And Lola #49 @5922
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Thu May 06 10:57:04 1993
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Regarding:Not good? Viri? Huh?
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Status :No Reply Requested
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I really wish you'd shut up.
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You're just about as lame as a Cramp. Stop flaming other users in public,
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Well now! I have been called a lot of things but NEVER and I mean never
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<EFBFBD> Hymie? Mail, why of course!
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This isn't all of the mail from Hymie, just a sampling hell if I
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included more of his mail we would have to call it the PUD-HYMIE
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newsletter and well damn it that would be nice. Notice how there
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Hymie #86 @2506
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Dear sirs:
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I must respectfully decline your offer of 5/8/93. Although it would be
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exceedingly nice to say that my daughter is a star of the silver screen, I
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must state in no uncertain terms that I do not care for the subject matter.
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Somehow, I doubt that the title "Bethy Becomes a Big Girl" is indicative of
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a movie I would like for my six year-old to star in. Although it flatters me
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to hear that she would share the spotlight with such illustrious names as
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Satan's Mutt, Necro, and The Kitten Slayer, I must decline.
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With Goofy Grin---
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---Hymie
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Dear Sirs:
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I would like to take this moment to thank you for picking my daughter
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However, you forgot to take her home. Although her mother and I appreciate
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the free time, we would greatly appreciate the immediate return of our
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daughter.
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With Respectfully Goofy Grin---
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Dear Sirs:
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We would like to inform you that we are pleased that you have decided
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acceptable. Rather than have our daughter returned one piece at a time, we
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We hope this is not an inconvenience to you and your parties.
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With Sincerely Goofy Grin---
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In short, you can have her and do anthing you want to do to her. She enjoys
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With Goofy Grin---
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<EFBFBD> Lost Mail!
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If you happened to send in mail and don't see it here[HINT HINT
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CROSS]. That means I lost it. Please get in touch with me so I can
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post your mail here and degr...I mean compliment you in the right
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place, the only place that really cares about you, PUD. We're like
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Wow! Is it obvious that I just logged off of a WILDCAT! board?! I
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<EFBFBD> [MaF] ASCii!!!!
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<EFBFBD> Windoze, oh said Bill when I hit him in the nose.[2]
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I hate Bill Gates. I hate everything about him. But most of all?
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programming language that continues to be pushed on the young and
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computer ignorant as some sort of a miracle. What is it good for?
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Who could do all those mean and just low things? Well I will tell
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that bomb went off, I'm sorry for the VBBS board that is about to
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<EFBFBD> Who am I?
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<EFBFBD> Mooga, Divinity in the Sea.
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Mooga, the waves shine upon your back.
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The sky gleams with blue.
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I hope one day you understand that,
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Oh mooga, mooga how fine you are,
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I kick you, spit on you
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despise who you are
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but even I love the waters of blue.
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The sea was calm as the man stepped out onto the deck.
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The skies rumbled with hatred at the ship.
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Everyone was running around, the weather was heck.
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But across the sea a whale had flown to hunt the man named Bip.
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Oh mooga, mooga how divine you are,
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I sacrifice my child to you
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Tell the tales of my hatred for the bar
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of steel that keeps from those waters of blue.
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The sky crashed and rumbled as the ship traveled.
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The man Bip had come to the end of his time.
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But so had I, all trapped in my cell, becoming unraveled.
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The ship borne into a thousand pieces as the mime cried.
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<EFBFBD> DVX.
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DesQView-X. Everything windoze should have been but isn't. If you
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enjoy the thoughts of running a real GUI that still has power and
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speed then run it. Damn it DVX is all kind of swass. Run your
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dos programs in virtual screens, run X-Windows stuff, just lie in
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the beauty and simplicity of it's modern utilities.
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<EFBFBD> Preachers of Truth.
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Have you seen the 700club lately? You should. It is full of nice
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wholesome factual information. Yep nothing is better than a little
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700 club to get you laughing in the morning...oh I'm going to hell.
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Well damn it. I guess since I am already going, I may as well make
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it worthwhile. Anyone have Roland DeQuickBasic FrEaKs Address?
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<EFBFBD> Places to Pick up Some PUD's.
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You may or may not find PUD's at the following locations. There are
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others I have been informed of and to tell you the truth I have no
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idea what the general readership is, I think it is more than 6.[3]
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Boards, notice no numbers get them your lazy self:
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Project-X, Caustic Contagion, Cybernetic Violence, Midian, Battle
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of Everymore and some other ones I can't remember right now and am
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way to damn lazy to look up. Give PUD to all your friends. It's a
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bad habit that everyone needs to pick up,
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<EFBFBD> Ergo.
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I begat the sea ergo I am the one that rules all ergo I am the
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ruler of you ergo you serve me ergo the sky is mine ergo so are
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all of your dreams ergo I am not the orcan man ergo but I still
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can ergo finish men delight in the depths of seas ergo they like
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to fish ergo I have been accused of using the word ergo to much
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ergo I stop.
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<EFBFBD> More?
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Will there EVER be more PUD's? Well seeing how I just quit my
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job. Damn I feel so sad. BLahehaehehaee, well anywayz dU0dz I
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got some free time now. I think I will spend it lambasting
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poor innocent ignorant VBBS sysops. Hey and if all goes well
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I will be kicked off of SilentNet by this weekend! YES! Of
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course many of you don't understand how difficult this is. I
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the master of common language, second only to Be..er..um N0
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C0URiER in congeniality will be the worst thing SilentNet has
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ever seen, next to the average pathetic moron of a poster.
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Hmm let me show you a cut from a common post...
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...Oh yhea well I can qote more then you!.....
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Stupid Alias
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Even Stupidier Catch Phrase.
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That type of message is usually proceeded by, oh 20 or 30 qouted
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line of pure gibberish. Yep nets are going to save the world! Be
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cool and start your own pathetic local net today!
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<EFBFBD> Sources for Qoutes:
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[1] Bloom County. Portney the hedgehog when his true species is
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revealed.
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[2] Not a real qoute. I just made it up, no really I did.
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[3] No really more than 6 people read each issue, hey it may even
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be up into the double digits. I guess that means you are all
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kind of elite if you read [PuD] d0uDz!
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[5] Project-X. No longer being the top poster there, you get reset
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at a thousand, the board's name was changed back to Project-X
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after a brief two stint as 'Baphomet's got a lot of posts' and
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unfortunatly Digital Saint had his alias changed back to Digital
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Saint. I thought Pierce the Pokable Pototoe was good.
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[9] Notice how I skipped a bunch of numbers. That's called being
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creative. Yep I am so original it isn't funny. Ok, ok so I'm a
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sad lazy fuck who is to LaMe to change the qoute numbers, yhea
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well my dog can flip.[7]
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[7] Hey shut-up. It makes sense if you are in the right frame of
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mind. Fucked.
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[13] No believe it or not, Hymie is an actual real person. Sure he
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mistakes gender a lot, steals parts of movie theaters and well
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just has a lot of fun at Krystals but other than that he is a
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real morbid waste of human flesh.
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<EFBFBD> MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL
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PuD senior editors can always be reached at:
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 WWIVNET
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NO COURiER 25@2506 WWIVNET
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Or call Project-X[5] and EMAIL us there at (205)-883-0894
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Contributing users may be more difficult to find:
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Hymie <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>84@2506 WWIVNET[13]
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fReD tHe HiTmAn Off at the Cob Cinema 12 waiting on DIG.
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The BrAvE LiTtLe ToAsteR Sitting under a street-light.
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John McAffee Wondering how come his wife love me more.
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G-BUNNY At the Playmor playing Mortal Kombat.
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Biscuit and Gravy Lee's chicken hitting on a high haired girl.
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Mooga the Whale Currently ranked 3rd in IBF Boxing.
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Released on the Date: Tue 05-25-1993
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