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Editor's Note:
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It snowed today (It's Nov. 25th right now.) It was 60 and sunny
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on Saturday, and now that it's tuesday it snows. Dont't you just love
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DC? It was in the mid 60s Dec. 6th too....Anywah, It's near Xmas now,
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and it's colder. (Kinda neat, you get to see al the times I sat down at
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the computer to get this thing together. I don't have too much to say
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this issue. I have 2 articles from Mr. Gardner Swan, a man who should
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get credit for being the first person to actually submit anything without
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me pestering them, which should get him some good guy points.
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Anyway, This was going to be the religion/god issue, but I couldn't
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come up with enough stuff having to do with religion, so that Idea went
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down the tube.
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There<72>s also some stuff in this issue by Hakim Bey(not his real
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name), an anarchist who wrote the book Temporary Autonomous Zone
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(TAZ). In this book he talks about the need to create places that, if
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only for a little while, are outside of government control. The piece in
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this issue concerns Permanent Autonomous Zones, and it<69>s all pretty
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well explained in the article.
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I got Microsoft Publisher for Xmas, and that<61>s why this thing
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looks so much artsier than in previous issues. Well, Here<72>s the info I
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put in every issue: I review recors, zines, and anything else you send
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my way. I'll even give you a free ad. If you send me an article and I
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print it I'll send you 2 free issues. Back issues are available for $1 or
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some stamps, subscriptions are $5 or a book of stamps. If you want I'll
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send you back issues as part of your subscription. Send all
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correspondence to:
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Chevy Chase, MD 20815
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or by e-mail:
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dteslik@ix.netcom..com or
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dhorse@cult.empire.org or
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derek.teslik@sbaonline.gov
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or call my bbs:
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QUICK FIX
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BY
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
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To put the country simple, earth has a lot of things other folks might
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want...like the whole planet. And maybe these folks would like a few
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changes made. Like more carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, and room
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for their way of life. We've seen this happen before, right in these
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United States.
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Your way of life destroyed the Indian's way of life.
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The Indian reservation is extinction.
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But I offer this distinction. I'm with the invaders, no use trying to hide
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that. And at the same, I disagree with some of the things they are
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doing.
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Oh we're not united anymore than you are
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Oh we're not united anymore than you are.
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Conservative factions is set on nuclear war as a solution to the Indian
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personality.
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Others disaggree
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Others disaggree
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I don't claim that my methods are one hundred percent humane, but I
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do say,if we can't think of anything quieter, and tidier than that...
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We are all not that much better than new earth aches.
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There is no place else to go
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The theater is closed
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There is no place else to go
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The theater is closed
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Cut word lines
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Cut music lines
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Smash the control images
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Smash the control machine.
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Melt Away...--New Alternative/Rock Music Zine that reviews the best
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Issue 1: Reviews Other Days, GrumpyMope, Rumble Strip, and the
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Cool Sense.
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MELT AWAY... Is only $1 an issue. Why not give it a try.
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Member of the beat generation born at the wrong time looking for
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kindred souls. I read burroughs, kerouac, boyle. I listen to miles
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davis, fugazi, nou, hendrix. I write long letters about absolutely
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nothing and about everything in that the nothing I write about is the
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essence of life, which is everything, isn't it? Pen pals write to Derek
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Permanent TAZs
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by Hakim Bey
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TAZ-theory tries to concern itself with existing or emerging situations
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rather than with pure utopianism. All over the world people are leaving
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or "disappearing" themselves from the Grid of Alienation and seeking
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ways to restore human contact. An interesting example of this-on the
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level of "urban folk culture"-can be found in the proliferation of hobby
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networks and conferences. Recently I discovered the zines of two such
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groups, Crown Jewels of the Hlgh Wire (devoted to the collection of
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glass electrical insulators) and a journal on cucurbitology (The Gourd).
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A vast amount of creativity goes into these obsessions. The various
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periodic gatherings of fellow-maniacs amount to genuine face-to-face
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(unmediated) festivals of eccentricity. It's not just the "counter-culture"
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which seeks its TAZs, its nomad encampments and nights of liberation
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from the Consensus. Self-organized and autonomous groups are
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springing up amongst every "class" and "sub-culture". Vast tracts of the
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Babylonian Empire are now virtually empty, populated only by the
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spooks of MassMedia, and a few psychotic policemen.
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TAZ-theory realizes that THIS IS HAPPENING- we're not
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talking about "should" or "will be"-we're talking about an already-
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existing movement. Our use of various thought-experiments, utopian
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poetics, paranoia criticism, etc., aims at helping to clarify this complex
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and still largely undocumented movement, to give it some theoretical
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focus and self-awareness, and to suggest tactics based on coherent
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integral strategies-to act the midwife or the panegyrist, not the
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"vanguard"!
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And so we've had to consider the fact that not all existing
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autonomous zones are "temporary". Some are (at least by intention)
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more-or-less "permanent". Certain cracks in the Babylonian Monolith
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appear so vacant that whole groups can move into them and settle
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down. Certain theories, such as "Permaculture", have been developed
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to deal with this situation and make the most of it. "Villages",
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"communes", "communities", even "arcologies" and "biospheres" (or
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other utopian-city forms) are being experimented with and
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implemented. Even here however TAZ-theory may offer some useful
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thought-tools and clarifications.
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What about a poetique (a "way of making") and a politique (a
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"way of living-together) for the "permanent" TAZ (or "PAZ")? What
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about the actual relation between temporariness and permanence? And
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how can the PAZ renew and refresh itself periodically with the
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"festival" aspect of the TAZ?
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THE QUESTION OF PUBLICITY
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Recent events in the US and Europe have shown that self-
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organized/autonomous groups strike fear into the heart of the State.
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MOVE in Philadelphia, the Koreshites of Waco, Deadheads, Rainbow
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Tribes, computer-hackers, squatters, etc., have been targeted for
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varying intensity-levels of extermination. And yet other autonomous
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groups go unnoticed, or at least unpersecuted. What makes the
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difference? One factor may be the malign effect of publicity or
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mediation. The Media experience a vampiric thirst for the shadow-
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Passion play of "Terrorism", Babylon's public ritual of expiation,
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scapegoating, and blood-sacrifice. Once any autonomous group allows
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this particular "gaze" to fall upon it, the shit hits the fan:-the Media will
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try to arrange a mini-armageddon to satisfy its junk-sickness for
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spectacle and death.
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Now, the PAZ makes a fine sitting target for such a Media smart-
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bomb. Beseiged inside its "con-pound", the self-organized group can
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only succumb to some sort of cheap pre-determined martyrdom.
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Presumably this role appeals only to neurotic masochists??? In any
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case, most groups will want to live out their natural span or trajectory
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in peace and quiet. A good tactic here might be to avoid publicity from
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the Mass Media as if it were the plague. A bit of natural paranoia
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comes in handy, so long as it doesn't become an end in itself. One must
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be cunning in order to get away with being bold. A touch of camoflage,
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a flair for invisibility, a sense of tact as a tactic...might be as useful to a
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PAZ as a TAZ. Humble suggestions:-Use only "intimate media" (zines,
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phonetrees, BBSs, free radio and mini-FM, public-access cable, etc.)-
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avoid blustering-macho-confrontationist attitude-you don't need five
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seconds on the Evening News ("Police Raid Cultists") to validate your
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existence.
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Our slogan might be:-"Get a life, not a life-style."
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ACCESS
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People probably ought to choose the people they live with. ''Open-
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membership" communes invariably end up swamped with freeloaders
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and sex-starved pathetic creeps. PAZs must choose their own
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membership mutually-this has nothing to do with "elitism". The PAZ
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may exercize a temporarily open function-such as hosting festivals or
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giving away free food, etc.-but it need not be permanently open to any
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self-proclaimed sympathizer who wanders by.
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THE EMERGENCE OF A GENUINELY ALTERNATIVE
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ECONOMY
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Once again, this is already happening-but it still needs a huge amount
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of work before it comes into focus. The sub-economies of "lavoro
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nero", untaxed transactions, barter, etc., tend to be severely limited and
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localized. BBSs and other networking systems could be used to link up
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these regional/marginal aeconomies ("household managements") into a
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viable alternative economy of some magnitude. "P.M." has already
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outlined something like this in bolo'bolo-in fact a number of possible
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systems already exist, in theory anyway. The problem is: -how to
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construct a true alternative economy, i.e. a complete economy, without
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attracting the IRS and other capitalist runningdogs? How can I
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exchange my skills as, say, a plumber or moonshiner, for the food,
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books, shelter, and psychoactive plants I want-without paying taxes, or
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even without using ally State-forged money? How can I live a
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comfortable (even luxurious) life free of all interactions and
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transactions with CommodityWorld? If we took all the energy the
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Leftists put into"demos", and all the energy the Libertarians put into
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playing futile little 3rd-party games, and if we redirected all that power
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into the construction of a real underground economy, we would already
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have accomplished "the Revolution" long ago.
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THE "WORLD" CAME TO AN END IN 1972
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The hollowed-out effigy of the Absolute State finally toppled in
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"1989". The last ideology, Capitalism, is no more than a skin-disease
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of the Very Late Neolithic. It's a desiring-machine running on empty.
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I'm hoping to see it deliquesce in my lifetime, like one of Dali's
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mindscapes. And I want to have somewhere to "go" when the shit
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comes down. Of course the death of Capitalism needn't entail the
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Godzilla-like destruction of all human culture; this scenario is merely a
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terror-image propagated by Capitalism itself. Nevertheless it stands to
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reason that the dreaming corpse will spasm violently before rigor
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mortis sets in-and New York or LA may not be the smartest places to
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wait out the storm. (And the storm may already have begun.) [On the
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other hand NYC and LA might not be the worst places to create the
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New World; one can imagine whole squatted neighborhoods, gangs
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transformed into Peoples' Militias, etc.] Now, the gypsy-RV way of life
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may be one way to deal with the on-going melt-down of Too-Late
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Capitalism - but as for me, I'd prefer a nice anarchist monastery
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somewhere-a typical place for "scholars" to sit out the "Dark Ages".
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The more we organize this NOW the less hassle we'll have to face
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later. I'm not talking about "survival"-I'm not interested in mere
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survival. I want to thrive. BACK TO UTOPIA.
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FESTIVALS
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The PAZ serves a vital function as a node in the TAZ-web, a
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meetingplace for a wide circle of friends and allies who may not
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actually live fulltime on the "farm" or in the "village". Ancient villages
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held fairs which brought wealth to the community, provided markets
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for travelers, and created festal time/space for all participants.
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Nowadays the festival is emerging as one of the most important forms
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for the TAZ itself, but can also provide renewal and fresh energy for
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the PAZ. I remember reading somewhere that in the Middle Ages there
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were one hundred and eleven holidays a year; we should take this as
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our "utopian minimum" and strive to do even better. [Note: the utopian
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minima proposed by C. Fourier consisted of more food and sex than
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the average 18th century French aristocrat enjoyed; B. Fuller proposed
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the term "bare minimum" for a similar concept]
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THE LIVING EARTH
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I believe that there exist plenty of good selfish reasons for desiring the
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"organic" (it's sexier), the "natural" (it tastes better), the "green" (it's
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more beautiful), the Wild(er)ness (it's more exciting). Communitas (as
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P. Goodman called it) and conviviality (as I. Illich called it) are more
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pleasurable than their opposites. The living earth need not exclude the
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organic city-the small but intense conglomeration of humanity devoted
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to the arts and slightly decadent joys of a civilization purged of all its
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gigantism and enforced loneliness-but even those of us who enjoy
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cities can see immediate and hedonic motives for fighting for the
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"environment". We are militant biophiles. Deep ecology, social
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ecology, permaculture, appropriate tech..we're not too picky about
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ideologies. Let 1000 flowers bloom.
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PAZ TYPOLOGY
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A "weird religion" or a rebel art movement can become a kind of non-
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local PAZ, like a more intense and all-consuming hobby network. The
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Secret Society (like the Chinese Tong) also provides a model for a
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PAZ without geographic limits. But the "perfect case scenario"
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involves a free space that extends into free time. The essence of the
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PAZ must be the long-drawn-out intensification of the joys-and risks-
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of the TAZ. And the intensification of the PAZ will be....Utopia Now.
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"Pure" Punk
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by Gardner Swan
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It took me a while to think about what I wanted to write this
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article about. I didn't just want to write some useless show review, but
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it seemed like that was the only thing I could think of. But after talking
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a lot on Derek's board about punk philosophy and DIY, I finally
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figured out a way to integrate these two topics.
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I went to see Green Day on the Sunday after Thanksgiving, and
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it was a fun show. They even played an Operation Ivy song, which
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made me happy. But I just didn't feel anything from the band. It
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seemed like they didn't care. Later, someone told me that they thought
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Green Day were the biggest sellouts in the world, and that they have
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completely changed their music since signing with a major label. As I
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think back on that show, I realized how many fakers there were at that
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show. One person I know who is about the least punk person I know
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was there. Afterwards she said to me, "the ticket was free, so I went,"
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or something like that. I think that is such bullshit. I wouldn't go to a
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free show if I didn't like the band, and on the same note I paid $55 to
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go see the Rolling Stones this summer and I'd pay it again in a second.
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I think that so many people these days are full of shit.
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Anyway, I just got back from seeing Pure Seeking and The
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Skavacados at the Grog and Tankard (Nectar also played but I missed
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them. . . sorry Yorke.). Both bands had lots of energy, but Pure
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Seeking was especially powerful. The last time I saw them, they were
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kind of shabby, not really together. Tonight they were simply
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amazing. I was completely blown away by everyone, from Ken
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Tanabe's drum solo without using sticks, to Josh Reed's amazing as
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always guitar playing, to the subtle intricacies of Nick Rubin's Eddie-
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Vedder-esqe voice. Everyone was amazing. The crowd was totally
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into it. The emotion from the music was so strong. This is what punk
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is really about. It's about being real. It's about doing it yourself.
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Think for yourself, be yourself. It's not about the kind of music you
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listen to or the kind of clothes you wear or the sacrifices you have to
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make. It's about being and doing whatever it takes to make whatever
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you know is right happen.
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I don't want everyone to go out and start liking Pure Seeking
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now. I want you to listen to whatever you want and if you like Pure
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Seeking or whatever other band I like then that is good, because every
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band, especially Pure Seeking, deserves recognition. I think that bands
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that really know and enjoy what they are doing will always be more
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fun to see, and I hope you agree with me. It's seems to be a natural
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progression for "punk" music, because the mainstream took away what
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was ours.
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After the show I approached Tanabe to tell him how phat (ed:
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I'd perfer the word "good" but it's his article) the show was, and he said
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that he knew that I played guitar so it was cool to be complimented by
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an "expert." I wouldn't call myself that, but I would like to say thanks
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to Ken and the rest of Pure Seeking, as well as to The Skavacados and
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lastly, to Green Day, for making me realize what integrity is worth.
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Punk is not dead, it just has a new face.
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I wrote this article at about 2:30 am, so it may be a little
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whacked out. I think what inspired me to write it is the "Jesus was a
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Punk" article from Helter Skelter issue #1. It's not an argument against
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the article, but instead just another view. It is also not meant as an
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attack on Christianity or Christians, I am just stating my problems with
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it and how it conflicts with my punk philosophy. So read on and
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enjoy:
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Do It Yourself -- Don't Listen to God!
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(again by Gardner Swan)
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Recently religion has been brought up a lot in the media because
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of all this prayer in school crap. Well I guess it's relevant now so I will
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write about religion, because it is one of my favorite subjects to argue
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and state my opinion on. I believe that Christianity is the most anti-
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punk, anti-DIY thing in existence.
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At the root of DIY is the concept that everyone should think for
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themselves. Christianity tries to take away this freedom of thought by
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creating some omnipotent being who judges us all. It attempts to set an
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ultimate right and wrong based on the thoughts of some old (thousands
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of years old) guys. I find it much more enlightening to think up my
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own definition of right and wrong.
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Another problem that I have with Christianity is that Christians
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seem to think that people need to have a god, or at least a strictly
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defined set of morals to be good people and help the world. This is
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also a blatantly anti-DIY idea, as it implies that you must rely on
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someone else to be a good person. I would also like to point out that I
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help people out because I want to be helped out when the shit hits my
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fan, and I think it was the Bible that said, "Do unto others as you would
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have done to you," or whatever. I don't need to look forward to heaven
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in order to do good, nor do I need to fear hell. Give me a break and
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think about it for a minute.
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Back to the fundamentals of punk/DIY, I think a key ingredient
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in "doing it yourself" is knowledge. The concept of God is used as an
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explanation of many things that we don't understand right now. An
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example of this is the creation of the universe. Why would anyone say
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that the universe was created by something that they don't even know
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exists, and then stop there? That is completely illogical and shows
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weakness in anyone's argument that uses such idiotic tactics.
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There are many other anti-punk aspects of Christianity, such as
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Original Sin and the superiority of God, but I feel that I have rambled
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on pointlessly long enough. And I want all of you kiddies out there to
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remember something this holiday season: Christmas is the celebration
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if the birth of marketing genius, which symbolizes man's eternal link
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with elves, flying reindeer, and unlawful entry through chimneys.
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Why just Punk Rock?
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by Derek Teslik
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I became aware of one of the most severe limitation of the punk
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movement earlier tonight. Punk, an attitude, culture, movement, and
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set of ideals, has only embraced one form of music in communicating
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those ideals. Rock is fun and easy to play, true, but why stop there?
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Jazz, for example, has been for the most part ignored by punks
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everywhere. Nation of Ulysses approached punk jazz, but they too fell
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back on rock and roll. While I think it would be much too difficult to
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organize an entire punk symphony (practice space, $$$ for instruments,
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punks with a long enough attention span to sit and play one song for an
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hour, all are big problems), punk jazz is within our grasps. Jazz, you
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may recall, has its roots in the underground. Now, as most of the old
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jazz pioneers are dying off, jazz music is becoming stale and boring.
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All any jazz band needs is a drummer, a bassist, and someone to
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blow his horn, play her piano, or the like. While it may take a little
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more musical skill and knowledge to jet some jazz numbers down than
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it does to play three-chord punk rock that's not a bad thing. Punk rock,
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with a few innovative exceptions that would not even be called "punk"
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by purists, is getting amazingly boring. In "Salad Days" Minor Threat
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talked about how punk was getting stale and that was around 1983!
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Now we have Tim Yo and the boys at MRR ranting and raving over
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the Slant 6 album for example, and to be honest it sounds like a higher
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pitched versoin of music I've heard before too many times. It's hard to
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convey emotions in a style that is so confined, anyway. Many punks
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are anarchists, but you wouldn't know it by analyzing punk rock.
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There are three main rules to punk rock: 1) Play fast 2) play loud 3)
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play distorted. These "fuck the system, fuck the rules" anarchist bands
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never even consider not playing by the punk rock rules. Something
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else I've noticed: Punk is about daring to different, and not
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conforming, right? How come almost all punk rock sounds exactly
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alike? Jazz music has so much freedom in it, if some punks learned to
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use it well the entire scene would benefit.
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Jazz is ripe for a youth takeover. It is time to storm the jazz
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clubs en masse. It is time to steal the horn sections from those silly ska
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bands and make some real music with them (no offense, ska people).
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It is time, punks of the world, to take back jazz for the underground.
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Zine Reviews
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Clipper Gore #3&4 Full Sized, 10-12 pages, free. This 'zine has lots of
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reviews and some badly drawn comics. PO Box 1446/Waterloo, IA
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50704
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CTO(pi) #5 Half sized, 20 pages, $1. Artsy, Very artsy. This may be
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because this is the art issue, or maybe it's always like this. But this is
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all about art and more art.Turil Cornburg/126 paul gore St./Jamaica
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Plain MA 02130
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Dharma Beat #3 Full Size, 12 pages, $2.50. If you read any Kerouac,
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you should like Dharma Beat. DB is a really nice zine covering all
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things beat with a focus on Jack Kerouac. This issue had stuff about
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JK's funeral and the 25th aniversary of his death. JK subterranean
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information Society/PO Box 1753/Lowell, MA 01853
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Duplex Planet #132.Half Sized, 16 Pages, $2. I've heard a lot about
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this zine, and after finally seeing it I don't see what all the hype is
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about. It's just some bored zine editor going around to retirement
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homes and interviewing old folks about boring topics. PO Box
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1230/Saratoga Springs NY 12866
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Eyewash #6 (aka best of Eyewash) half size, 30 pages, $2.50. I really
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liked this. There's no real focus, it's just well written and well put
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together. Big too. this one is great. Stuff about phil's jobs and the
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like. PO Box 20013/Dayton Ohio 45420
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Indy "Your Independent Comic Source" #8 Comic Book sized, 48
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pages, $2.95. This is a well done journal of the indy comics scene.
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Unfortunately, I am not a comics person, so I was lost reading it. I
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liked the Mike Diana interview (Mike Diana publishes Bioled Angel,
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and was reently jailed for obscenity.) and the art from the comic
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reviews. 6281 S. Dolphin Dr/Floral City, FL 34436
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Salesman #6 1 strip of paper, free. If you fold a piece of paper 4 times
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the long way, cut it into those 4 pieces, and write stuff on each one,
|
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you'll have 4 possible issues of salesman. What it lacks in content (the
|
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|
whole thing is less than 100 words) it makes up in whatever else there
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is. It's reall short on filler, and no ads. That's good. It's pretty
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interesting, all things considered.Tom/4400 mass ave/nw Washington
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DC 20016.
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Snuff It "The Quartely Jounal of the Church of Euthanasia" full sized,
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20 pages, $2. I can capture the spirit of the zine by relating their
|
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slogan "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself." Interesting stuff. Very
|
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|
interesting. PO Box 261/Somerville Ma 02143
|
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Music Review
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|
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Gomez/All You can Eat"all stars" split 7" &
|
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|
Plaid Retina "What I Can't Have"
|
|||
|
I like All you can Eat a lot more than I like Gomez. I don't like
|
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|
pop punk though. if you do, give these things a shot. The stuff was
|
|||
|
pretty cool, but it just wasn't my thing. both are $3 each from Little
|
|||
|
Deputy Records/PO Box 7066/Austin, TX 78713-7066.
|
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Email:joeyedw@mail.utexas.edu. For clear ordering info see the 1/2
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|
page Little Deputy ad earlier in this issue.
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See, if you send me stuff (hell, even zines) you get a free ad. I
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|
usually wouldn<64>t print an ad this big, but I'm in a generous mood.
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Your best bet would be to send somethin maybe 1/6th to 1/4 page
|
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along with anything you send to be reviewed. send something like a
|
|||
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CD and you can have 1/2 a page or maybe even a page. You digital customers,
|
|||
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however, will just have to use the e-mail address for more info....sorry.
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