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28 lines
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Oh!...Women!
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If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
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If you're not, she thinks you're rugged.
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If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman,
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If you don't, you're not a man.
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If you praise her, she thinks you're a liar,
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If you don't, you're good for nothing.
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If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing,
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If you don't, you're not understanding.
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If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring,
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If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
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If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,
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If she is visited by another, "Oh! It's natural, we're girls."
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If you're a minute late, she complains, "It's hard to wait."
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If you come on time, for hours she makes you wait.
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If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship, you're a fresh guy,
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If you postpone love later, she wonders why.
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If you fail to assist her in crossing a street, you lack ethic,
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If you do, she thinks it's one of man's tactics.
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If you're jealous, she says it's bad,
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If you're not, she doubts your love, and is not glad.
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If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her,
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If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
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If you listen, she wants you to talk,
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If you talk, she wants you to listen.
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If you contradict her, she does not like it,
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If you don't, she thinks you're gullible.
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