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33 lines
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Subject: welcome to the church
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Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox
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Church of Sexual Repression. Near the end of the interview, the priest
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informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one
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small test. They will have to abstain from all sex for a month. They all
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agree to try.
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A month later they are having their final interview with the cleric. He
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asks the 40 year old couple how they did. "Well, it wasn't too hard. I
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spent a lot of time in the workshop and she has a garden so we had plenty
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of other things to do. We did OK." the husband said.
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"Very good, my children. You are welcome in the Church. And how well did
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you manage?", he asked the 30 year old couple.
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"It was pretty difficult", the husband answered. "We thought about it all
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the time. We had to sleep in different beds and we prayed a lot. But we
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were celibate for the entire month."
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"Very good, my children. You are welcome in the Church. And how about
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you?", he asked the 20 year old couple.
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"Not too good, I'm afraid, Father. We did OK for the first week.", he said
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sheepishly. "By the second week we were going crazy with lust. Then one
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day during the third week my wife dropped a head of lettuce and when she
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bent over to pick it up, I... I weakened and took her right there."
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"I'm sorry my son, you are not welcome in the Church"
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"Yeah, and we're not too welcome in the A&P anymore either"
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