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50 lines
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Subject: Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants
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A Pakistani walked into a pet shop in London and asked for two bales of hay
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to feed to his elephant. The shop assistant said "Sorry sir, we don't
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serve Pakistanis unless you have proof that you have a pet. You'll have
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to bring your elephant in." To which the poor man replied, "I am wanting
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to know isn't it. What is this reason that you do not serve me?". The
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shop assistant replied, "Because you might eat the pet food yourself."
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The next day the man walks into the pet shop and confronts the shop
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assistant with his elephant. "Two bales of hay please."
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A few days later, the guy is in again. "I am wanting isn't it. To buy
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a sack of peanuts for my monkey, yes, yes."
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"Sorry sir, we don't serve Pakistanis. Bring your monkey in because you
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might want to eat the pet food yourself."
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Next day, he walks in with this huge grey baboon with a bright red
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arse and demands, "I am wanting a sack of nuts isn't it!"
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A few more days pass and the fellow walks in asking for some raw
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meat for his tiger. The same response, "Sorry sir, we don't serve..."
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Next day he's in with his tiger. This goes on for a while then one day
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he walks in and he has this little box in his hands. The box has a small
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hole in the top.
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"Please be putting your finger into this little hole."
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"I'm not going to do that!" the shop assistant responds.
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"Oh! Please, a thousand begging pleases. Please put your finger into
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the hole in this little box."
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"No! I've no idea what is in there!"
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"Oh! by the hairy balls of Moloch it is being indeed very very
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important to me that you put your finger into this hole."
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"Oh, alright"
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She sticks her finger into the hole and then removes it. She looks at
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the brown muck and says...
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"SHIT!"
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"Two toilet rolls please!"
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