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% DUCK! %
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Everyone hates the duck and they would like to seek revenge on without the
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victim knowing who the aggressor is. Here are ways that have been proven
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effective in the field of harrasing and/or annoying someone.
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Call the news papers, and adverise an arctile similar to this: "You too can
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make calls free through MCI, ITT, and other long distance services just by
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making a local call. For more information, send a self-adressed stamped envlope
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to:(fill in name and adress with zip code)" After this has appeared in the
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papers, inform your local FBI agent or police officer of his ad. You can also
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advertise an ad like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk drives, Amdek Color 3
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Monitor, Hayes Smartmodem 1200, and much more. $750 or best offer. (phone
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number)".
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Another prank is to call house at all hours, and post on all boards that a new
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bulletin board is opening up at his number. Get everyone you know to call him
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at all times (preferably late at night. Call answering machines, and give the
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persons number and tell them to call right away. Also during the day you can
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look up people in the phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there, and the wife will
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probably be home, but not the husband, so tell the wife to tell the husband to
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call your victim as soon as possible and give number.
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Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers, Dog
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Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon deliverys, Moving Services, Singing and
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Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to remove garbage, report robberies and fires at
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his/her house, Locksmiths, order oil from several companies (heating oil), order
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family portraits taken at their home, sign him/her up for the army, call
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realtors to put house for sale, Septic cleaners, house remodelers, call Bell +
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tell you are having with phone, call cable company, and call phone sex lines
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that call back and give his number to call back. Order plane tickets, send
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brochures of all shit like colleges, beauty schools, and all other o, throw eggs
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at house and cars, piss on cars and is gas tank of cars. Get 300 sheets+ of
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paper and put in a paper shreader and after it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all
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over his lawn in various places. Another fun thing is to bring along a baseball
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bat and knock the shit out of his mailbox. Send mail with not enough postage to
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them, and wrap up bricks and rocks and put no return adress on them and drop in
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a mailbox.
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Get a library card out in his name, and take out books and don't return them.
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Lay tacks on either side of tires of his car so either way he will run over
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them. Take weed killer, and pour it on his flower garden or put your initials
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on his front yard with it so it will show up with dead grass. You can also use
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the old trick of laying dog shit on his front porch. Pour grease all over
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driveway and steps, dump your garbage cans over front yard, when he puts his
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garbage at the end of the driveway, dump the cans over the street so he will
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have to pick it up in the morning. Smear warm tar on his car windshield, and
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that shit isn't coming off. Crazy Glue or stick gum over and in his car locks,
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and if he goes to school do the same to his locker. Catch fish, and let them
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sit out in the sun for a day, and that night lay the fish in their front yait
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dries, it is hard as rock stuck to their house. If they leave toys out, stick
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skate- boards under car tires, rip heads off of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and
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let air out of bike tires. You can also ride by in the car with your BB gun,
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and try your target practice. Some of this has been tried, and some not, but
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remember that it is best to be near them when these happen, so you can see their
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faces. Never hint who you are, and warn that you are not finshed yet. The best
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weapon you have is your phone, because they can't keep their phone off the hook
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24 hrs. a day. If they take the phone off the hook, try back in 1/2 hour, and it
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will be back on. Most of these have been proven effective, and the others will
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most likely effective. We have sat here for hours thinking of every possible
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method of harrasing, bothing, and annoying someone to the point of insanity.
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This has been written by Black Fire with the help of Captain Cloner. We will be
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writing more as soon as more ideas are tested. You will be hearing more from
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us. Have fun, and remember this is only a game!
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