diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.3.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.3.nix
index 30e26bf87a1..13b64e8cb6e 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.3.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.3.nix
@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ let
   generic = (import ./generic.nix) _args;
 
   base = callPackage generic (_args // {
-    version = "7.3.25";
-    sha256 = "1yq2fwpg9jgcafcrq4ffqm52r0f80pi6zy7fj1yb1qwim96mlcb9";
+    version = "7.3.26";
+    sha256 = "0klxnf6nhsib9b2mdls1x2wbpi04gmgwxajbn593rzalh5y5l7ip";
 
     # https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=76826
     extraPatches = lib.optional stdenv.isDarwin ./php73-darwin-isfinite.patch;
diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.4.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.4.nix
index b45da1fb86c..9ee0c9c9e7c 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.4.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/7.4.nix
@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ let
   generic = (import ./generic.nix) _args;
 
   base = callPackage generic (_args // {
-    version = "7.4.13";
-    sha256 = "1nhzldjp8jfd1hivfyn5wydim5daibz0vkfxgys2xj8igs2kk8qm";
+    version = "7.4.14";
+    sha256 = "1xm1s2w9fsd8q7kjbpqw8s4bs7ggziwws23m0ykkmvmd0l3cm2b8";
   });
 
 in base.withExtensions ({ all, ... }: with all; ([
diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
index ded661e5585..5779c836dd4 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ let
   generic = (import ./generic.nix) _args;
 
   base = callPackage generic (_args // {
-    version = "8.0.0";
-    sha256 = "02cx3gvxqvkllp54jfvs83kl8bmpcqyzp9jf1d0l9x5bgv1jv0sy";
+    version = "8.0.1";
+    sha256 = "1vmx9rhks8v2198f9d6cq62bway5mrfsz72garjdwcyi82ppckn4";
   });
 
 in base.withExtensions ({ all, ... }: with all; ([
diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/fix-opcache-configure.patch b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/fix-opcache-configure.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index e67d2cc7bc7..00000000000
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/fix-opcache-configure.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,81 +0,0 @@
-diff --git a/Zend/Zend.m4 b/Zend/Zend.m4
-index 726188597496..781e51d3e44c 100644
---- a/Zend/Zend.m4
-+++ b/Zend/Zend.m4
-@@ -190,12 +190,6 @@ dnl LIBZEND_OTHER_CHECKS
- dnl
- AC_DEFUN([LIBZEND_OTHER_CHECKS],[
- 
--AC_ARG_ENABLE([zts],
--  [AS_HELP_STRING([--enable-zts],
--    [Enable thread safety])],
--  [ZEND_ZTS=$enableval],
--  [ZEND_ZTS=no])
--
- AC_MSG_CHECKING(whether to enable thread-safety)
- AC_MSG_RESULT($ZEND_ZTS)
- 
-diff --git a/configure.ac b/configure.ac
-index 8d6e922fa9bf..e07a75d19ac7 100644
---- a/configure.ac
-+++ b/configure.ac
-@@ -797,6 +797,19 @@ if test "$PHP_DEBUG_ASSERTIONS" = "yes"; then
-   ZEND_DEBUG=yes
- fi
- 
-+AC_ARG_ENABLE([zts],
-+  [AS_HELP_STRING([--enable-zts],
-+    [Enable thread safety])],
-+  [ZEND_ZTS=$enableval],
-+  [ZEND_ZTS=no])
-+
-+if test "$ZEND_ZTS" = "yes"; then
-+  AC_DEFINE(ZTS, 1,[ ])
-+  PHP_THREAD_SAFETY=yes
-+else
-+  PHP_THREAD_SAFETY=no
-+fi
-+
- PHP_ARG_ENABLE([rtld-now],
-   [whether to dlopen extensions with RTLD_NOW instead of RTLD_LAZY],
-   [AS_HELP_STRING([--enable-rtld-now],
-@@ -1136,13 +1149,6 @@ LIBZEND_BASIC_CHECKS
- LIBZEND_DLSYM_CHECK
- LIBZEND_OTHER_CHECKS
- 
--if test "$ZEND_ZTS" = "yes"; then
--  AC_DEFINE(ZTS,1,[ ])
--  PHP_THREAD_SAFETY=yes
--else
--  PHP_THREAD_SAFETY=no
--fi
--
- INCLUDES="$INCLUDES -I\$(top_builddir)/TSRM"
- INCLUDES="$INCLUDES -I\$(top_builddir)/Zend"
- 
-diff --git a/ext/opcache/config.m4 b/ext/opcache/config.m4
-index 054cd28c0247..93d72fb73d19 100644
---- a/ext/opcache/config.m4
-+++ b/ext/opcache/config.m4
-@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ if test "$PHP_OPCACHE" != "no"; then
-       esac
-     fi
- 
--    if test "$enable_zts" = "yes"; then
-+    if test "$PHP_THREAD_SAFETY" = "yes"; then
-       DASM_FLAGS="$DASM_FLAGS -D ZTS=1"
-     fi
- 
-diff --git a/ext/session/config.m4 b/ext/session/config.m4
-index 7abc8813b72a..da31bbde86cc 100644
---- a/ext/session/config.m4
-+++ b/ext/session/config.m4
-@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ if test "$PHP_MM" != "no"; then
-     AC_MSG_ERROR(cannot find mm library)
-   fi
- 
--  if test "$enable_zts" = "yes"; then
-+  if test "$PHP_THREAD_SAFETY" = "yes"; then
-     dnl The mm library is not thread-safe, and mod_mm.c refuses to compile.
-     AC_MSG_ERROR(--with-mm cannot be combined with --enable-zts)
-   fi
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix b/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
index 425aff4854c..02522a76307 100644
--- a/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
@@ -390,10 +390,7 @@ lib.makeScope pkgs.newScope (self: with self; {
         buildInputs = [ pcre' ] ++ lib.optionals (lib.versionAtLeast php.version "8.0") [
           valgrind.dev
         ];
-        # HAVE_OPCACHE_FILE_CACHE is defined in config.h, which is
-        # included from ZendAccelerator.h, but ZendAccelerator.h is
-        # included after the ifdef...
-        patches = [] ++ lib.optional (lib.versionAtLeast php.version "8.0") [ ../development/interpreters/php/fix-opcache-configure.patch ] ++lib.optional (lib.versionOlder php.version "7.4") [
+        patches = [] ++ lib.optional (lib.versionOlder php.version "7.4") [
           (pkgs.writeText "zend_file_cache_config.patch" ''
             --- a/ext/opcache/zend_file_cache.c
             +++ b/ext/opcache/zend_file_cache.c