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7.1 KiB
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275 lines
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*** THE IDIOT'S GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE A SIMPLE, CHEAP ***
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*** AND EFFECTIVE STINK BOMB ***
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*** WRITTEN BY K2 ***
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NOTE: ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY
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FOR THE ACTIONS AND CONSEQUENCES THAT OCCUR AFTER READING THIS FAQ.
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IF YOU PLAN TO CARRY OUT THESE INSTRUCTIONS THEN DO NOT READ ON.
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INTRODUCTION
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The following is a guide to creating a highly effective stink bomb
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for under a dollar. I diagramed everything, so if you cant do it;
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you're just pathetic. This method was developed by me, and its useful
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when you need 50 stinkbombs and only got like 5 bux. The entire device
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can be created by common household utilities. You will need:
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*** 1 standard 'Click' Pen
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*** 1 'strike anywhere' match
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*** 1 bobby pin
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*** 2 squares of toilet paper
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INSTRUCTIONS
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STEP ONE: Take your pen, unscrew the TIP and remove the INK & SPRING
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STEP TWO: Stuff the top of the pen with 2 toilet paper squares, be
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sure to stuff them all the way up, get you match ready
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STEP FOUR: Slide the 'strike anywhere' match upward into the pen and
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STEP FIVE: Get the bobby pin and Spring ready. Slide the bobby pin
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into the spring and bend the ends so it looks like a 'Y'
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upside down
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BOBBY PIN BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING (BENT)
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STEP SIX: Push the bobby pin through the tip of the pen while it is
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not attached to the pen
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STEP SEVEN: Screw the pen tip back onto the pen. Discard the Ink
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and make sure the top of the bobby pin touches the
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match head. If it doesnt, adjust the amount of toilet
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paper
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STEP EIGHT - USING THE STINKBOMB: Notice that if you pull on the
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ends of the bobby pin hanging out of the tip it will
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spring back fast when released. This will cause the
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match to ignite. Out comes a nice thick sulfuric
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odor with a bit of melted plastic smell that adds a
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nice flavour.
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CONCLUSION
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Make a couple, light them up and toss them into the room, watch as
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people get disgusted.
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Now, you say that it doesnt stink enough?
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Add some Iron-Sulfide. But I desiged the guide to have fun without
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chemicals and cash so enjoy if your looking for something to do in
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5 minutes or less!
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** **
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** ANOTHER CHEAP AND EFFECTIVE GUIDE BY K2 **
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