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here it is .. how to make a fusion bomb from a blowtorch an icecube and
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a box of bisquick. not really.. how about how to steal cable without
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getting caught? first you have to identify the target.. house or
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apartment.. ill cover houses first.. but before i do that your gonna
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need a few very necessary tools. firstly and most importantly two pair
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of pliers not needlenose.. not diaganol cutters.. not vicegrips just a
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plain old pair of pliers.. a phillips screwdriver.. a pair of wire cutters
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and possibly a nice drill with a tip made to go through metal on it..
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and its a good idea to have a flashlight.. unless you happen to have an
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extra white hardhat laying around and some blue jeans.. anyway take a
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good look around the house your gonna see two boxes.. both of them fairly
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small one real small usually gray.. thats your phone connection.. the
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larger one is the cable box.. usually it has a lock on the side of it..
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relax the lock is plastic.. take your cutters and snip that bastard on
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the edge then turn it and pull it off then swing open the door and there
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it is one loop of wire with a small silver connector on it.. this connector
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is what keeps your cable from coming in.. theres a small phillps screw
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that holds the whole deal in there.. unscrew it.. now take your two
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pairs of pliers and disconnect the connector at the top of the silver
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blocker.. and then the connector at the bottom.. now take the male
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connector from the top and screw it in where the blocker used to be
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screwed in at. KABLAM.. you now have cable.. and more than likely hbo
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too.. now close the cover put the lock on and go inside.. make sure
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you have the silver connector.. okay now look it over real good. as
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you can see its completely empty.. so grab your drill and drill the
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bastard out.. thats right make it hollow. now go find yourself some
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styrofoam ( food of the gods ) and fill the connector with it.. run
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a piece of copper wire right down the middle of it and make sure one
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end sticks out about a 1/4" further then it needs too.. now your blocker
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isnt a blocker anymore it goes straight on through.. go back out to
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the box and put the blocker back in but make sure the wire that runs
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down the middle of the blocker touches the wire in the center of both
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connectors or you dont have a signal.. the purpose of this is to fool
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the would be cable guy .. cuz its gonna look just like it always has
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except your cables connected. if you want to live dangerously then just
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leave the blocker out but if they do a house to house audit and go check
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your box then they will know someone who lives there now or lived there
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is or was stealing cable and they will try to get ugly with you..even
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though there really isnt dick they can do they talk big. alright well
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that just about pretty much covers houses in the next issue im gonna
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do a big ass article on apartments cuz i live in one and i had to hook
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my shit up... soo.. thats it.. alright.. im outta here..
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