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******Getting something, for nothing!******
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********** By Pepsi ***********************
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************ DefcoN @ Pepsi ***************
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5/19/01
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****GETTING SOME CHANGE****
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Getting some change from people is easier then ever now that people
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are into the whole, "charity" thing, so take advantage of it.
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All right, find some clothes of yours that make you look like your homeless.
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(Like me, all my clothes make me look homeless... hmmm)Cut them up a little
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and dirty them, now dirty yourself up, and pick a spot to beg.
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Walk around downtown, asking people if they could spare some change for a meal,
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"Hello sir/mam, im really very sorry to bother you, but i havent eaten in a week, and
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i'd like to know if you have any spare change lying around. I'll take anything, please..."
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If they're nice, they will give you some change. Say thank you, and walk away.
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Try for women, because they have more feelings then men, so i've heard...
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Try different excuses, 'i need to feed my children', 'i've been robbed' blah, blah.
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If you pull it off, you can get ALOT of money, if you work it long enough.
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****GETTING SOME FREE FOOD****
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Go down to whatever store give's the most samples, and fill up there.
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Go around, getting as many samples as you can. Also get your friends,
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or anyone you can, too go and get as many samples as they can, and give them
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to you. Right there, you have a meal.
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Also, for school, apply for reduced to free lunch programs, and take as much
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food as you can. Free;P.
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Now, go down to your local shelter, in your homeless clothes, and begin serving
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yourself. Also, get whatever scraps you can from other people, etc.
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****ACTING LIKE YOUVE BEEN ROBBED****
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Another way to get ALOT of money, and send some jack ass to jail, is pretend you've gotten
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mugged. Put blood(fake, or real;x)on yourself, and cut yourself, and wander around aimlessly.
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Well, before this, you need to find some person, you really dislike for whatever reason, and
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get into a scuffle with him, in public, so everyone can see it. Start it, of course, but dont let
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them see that. Just let them see you getting beaten... Now, while being beaten, or fighting back,
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slip some money, your credit card, and of course, id into his pockets, then run away, make sure he
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follows you.
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Now, you have him. Well, ditch him, or whatever,... now, go to your home and make yourself look
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bloody... and go down to the police station, and say you'd like to report a robbery, or mugging.
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Describe the man/woman(:D)that publicly beat you to the police, get the details so they could book
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him, but not make it sound too reliable. "He came up to me, in public, and grabbed me. I didnt
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know what to do, so i just complied with his demands. He asked me to give him all my credit cards
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or money, and to do it fast. Once i did that, he beat me, and chased me, as i tried to leave..."
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Describe where it happened, too, and when.
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Make sure you put alot of cash on him, and also make sure you get him busted fast... you don't want
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him getting away with all that cash. Also, hire some strangers, to be there when you fought the guy
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and testify. Not VERY smart though, i'd suggest getting friends to watch the ordeal, and then testify
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about what he did. If you have enough witnesse's, his story of, 'he started in, i didnt take anything',
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wont sound believeable, up against your many, many witnesses, and also, of course, your id, money, and
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credit card's... Sue him, of course, get back the money you had, and much much more.
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****SCAMMING PEOPLE IN BETS****
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Go out, and find some random person, and bet him 500 buck's, he cant eat a whole pizza,
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in 8 minutes.
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Of course, you must prepare your pizza first... Buy a pizza from a pizza 'place',
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where a friend of yours works, or where you can get a delivery boy outfit from,
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and sprinkle each piece with itching powder. Make sure the victim cant see it at
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all, and thinks nothing of it. Also, find out if the person is allergic to anything...
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Now, go and find what the person is allergic too, and put it in the pizza. Good so far...
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Now, from today's market, you can find easily, some kind of liquid or powder then can
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induce vomit. Put it in the pizza also, but leave ONE piece fine, and make sure you know
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what piece it is. Done, now give it it a friend, who has an outfit, from the pizza place,
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and get him to come over, when you call. Come to the persons house and make sure he has the
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money,.. also, make the illusion you have the money. Alright, call up your friend, acting
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like your ordering a pizza. Done. Now, make sure your friend doesnt come for a while,
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so you wont have to pay him. Like, if its more then 50 minutes, you dont have to pay.
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Make sure you bring over some porno, or something to keep him entertained, and kind of
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get pissy about, 'where the pizza man is'...
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Once he comes to the door, be outraged about the time, and refuse to pay. Your friend
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agree's, and leaves without payment. Now, take the pizza and eat the ONE piece you did-
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-n't do anything too, to make it look as though you've done nothing to the pizza.
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Now tell him to eat, and set a timer, everyone thats there, if anyone is there,
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can see. If it looks like the concoction isnt bothering him make sure some one slows d-
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-own the watch, or timer... Root him on, etc. Then when the concoction starts working
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he will start puking or freaking out or whatever, and lose time. By the time hes done
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puking or whatever(make sure the stuff hes alergic too, doesnt kill him or anything)
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the time has run out, and he owe's you 500 buck's.
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****ROBBING PEOPLE WITHOUT THEM KNOWING****
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This is fairly easy,... One way to do this, is get on a bus, with some type of
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miniature explosive, or flasher. Come find the person with a purse, or back pack,
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or whatever, and sit by them. Before you get by them, set the bombs to go off in
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like a minute or so... Make chit-chat, and then when the bombs go off, freak out...
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Run around scared too, make sure no one sees you through all the commotion, take the
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person's valuables, and hide them. When it stops ask the person if they are okay, and
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so on, so they forget about their back pack, or whatever. Ask to be let off the bus
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imediatelly because you fear for your life. Do this a few times on various buses...
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Another way, is to do this in a public area, like the mall. Set various bombs and
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flashers and such, to go off at certain times. Now, just walk around people that
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look important, and when the bombs go off, take advantage of the persons fear,
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by like knocking them down, like your trying to save them, and then taking their
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stuff. Cover them, like your helping them, and then apologize for knocking them down
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but you wanted to save them from any harm. Give them your name, and etc.
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Say good-bye, and be off. Dont do this in a local area, because by the time your gone
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they will have noticed that their shit is missing...
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Thats all i have for right now people, but hold on because
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ill be having something up, real real soon.
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-Pepsi
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5/19/01
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5:49 PM
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