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Things Not to Do in School.
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By:MassExodus
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1. Don't go into your schools bathroom Open the Metal Container which holds the Brown paper Towels,
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Set the bunch on fire and throw them out the bathroom window.
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2. Make sure not to purchase a Quartz crystal from you local occult store or somewhere
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that deals such stones, and Then procede To Engrave Filthy Words into the bathroom mirror because
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remember that Quartz cuts glass and such words could never be removed.
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3. Never Take a Carton Of chocolate milk and open in only part way, then tip
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it over the Top stair of a staircase on its side so that a stream of milk would run down
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the stairs and leave an awfull mess.
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4. Try not to take a random text book home with you, and seriously disfigure it to the
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point where its no longer usefull as a learning aid., and then return it to school the next day.,
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because that would be vandalism and thats bad.!
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5. An awfull thing to do would be to wait untill your school is serving a potent smelling
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food such as Fish sticks and Dispose of them in your schools Heater or perhaps in desks or somewhere
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where they won't be found normaly. Doing this would lead to horrible "mystery" smells.
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6. You should never., Seperate The inside and outside parts of any elevator door by pushing the outer
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most part of the door open as the door begins to close, this would cause both parts to seperate exposing
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the internal mechanics of the door, becasue someone could Wire the door to stay permanently open or closed
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or just kill the door by simply changing the Connected wires between the difernet terminals.
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7. When your School serves meat of any kind you should not:
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Hide it in varios places around the school.
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Pick some kid at random and throw it at him.
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Throw it as hard as possible at any school walls.
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Leave it to bake in the sun outside on a windowsill.
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hide it in or around the teachers desk.
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Toss it into a car with its sunroof\windows open on a sunny day.
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Hide it in another students back pack or other belonging.
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8. Something no one shoud ever do is to take an amount of crisco of something similar to school
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and Put it on door knobs, hand supports, and railings and then watch the faces of people who put there hands into.
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9. Never use super Glue to glue pencils, pens or textbooks to bathroom walls or low ceilings.
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10. Don't remove the toilet paper From the locking holders in the bathroom stalls and while Holding
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he end throw the roll out the batroom window or down the hall or perhaps over the railing of a staircase.
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11. Bringing a universal remote to school and consealing it in your backpack on a day when the class is about to watch
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a movie or a presentation, then using it to disrupt the electroincs Would be disturbing to the class.
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12. Using the NETSEND dos command to send a message to every computer in the building would be a very disruptive to
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the working enviroment of the school.
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