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- How to avoid the police in the UK -
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A lot of this is just common knowledge, and if you've had enough scrapes
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with the cops to know them like the back of your hand, then this file aint 4
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u.
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The police in the UK are not really as clever as they may think they are. I
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think about 90% or so of convictions come from confessions so that should
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give you a little picture of how they really do convict people. Some
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interrogation sessions at the interview room are so intense that confessing
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all is the only option of an easy escape you have. Some cops give you the
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polite helpful interrogation. This is where they tell you that they already
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know you did what you are supposed to have, or your
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boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend has stitched you up and if you confess then
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they will go easy on you.
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THIS IS BOLLOCKS!
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While an early confession can lighten your conviction, it may also be
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digging your own grave. This is something you have to think about.
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If you dont want to get as far as the interrogation room you have to know
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what you are doing.
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1) If you intend to go out and about getting up to no good, know where you
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are. Before you do go out know your teretory. Check out alleys and lanes,
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find shortcuts, know quick escapes. A police car can not chase you through
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a narrow alley, i dont give a fuck how fast they are.
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2) Most if not all police vehicles are diesels. This just means that the
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engine sounds rougher and louder. Know the difference between petrol and
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diesel cars. Also know what type of vehicles the police use and always keep
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a look out for them.
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3) Many people go out on night sprees. This is expected and if you do get
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caught and cant explain what u are doing carrying that big motherfucking
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screwdriver or whatever then u r in deep shit. If u are a night person, i
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reccommend wearing two sets of clothing. Firstly wear something you would
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wear everyday, like jeans and your favourate rugby shirt or something. On
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top of that wear something dark. If you do get seen you can change clothes
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quickly. It is also a good idea to get yourself a secret place to stash your
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outer clothing and tools or whatever.
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4) If you are with someone it would help if he is a good friend or someone
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you trust. This can sometimes mean the difference between wanted and caught.
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I once did a job with someone i hardly knew and i ended up doing a stretch
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for him. Unless you trust him, tell him to fuck off.
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5) No matter how early, late, light or dark there are almost definately
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going to be people still awake. They may be out for a walk, or taking a
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drive to tescos for a snack, or even just watching you from their bedroom
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window. Witnesses can be dangerous to people on "missions" this means you
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cant take chances. Dont wear distinctive clothing, if you got a distinctive
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hair colour or cut, wear a hat (you should wear a hat anyway coz dna testing
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is proving more and more popular.) If you have a funny walk, change it or
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add a limp or something. JUST DONT BE DIFFERENT!
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There are hundreds of ways to avoid that unwanted visit from CID and cops,
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ive just listed a few. We all got brains, and if u dont wanna get caught
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then use the fuckers.
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Look out for more files coming soon from...
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......TikTaq
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