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SUBJECT: WE LIVED NEXT DOOR TO A SPACE ALIEN FILE: UFO2843
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BY HAL THOMAS for WWN
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Vero Beach, Fla. -- Ben and Pattie Cramer lived next door to a space alien for
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two mind-numbing months but when they finally got enough nerve to go to the
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police, the creature disappeared!
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Entries in a diary that the couple kept and eventually turned over to
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detectives alleged that the neighbor:
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1. Drank chlorine bleach straight up from a jug.
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2. Slept standing up in his front yard.
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3. Took air and soil readings with sophisticated electronic devices at least
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once a week.
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4. Disciplined his daughter with a hand-held laser.
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5. Glistened like aluminum foil when he stood in the sun.
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6. Preferred static to music on the radio.
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7. Grazed on his own shrubbery.
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8. Was terrified of water and once screamed in agony when he was caught in the
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rain.
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Incredibly, there's more. The Cramers said the neighbor could vanish and
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materialize at will and on two occasions ate hot coals he snitched from their
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backyard grill.
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"I knew that 'thing' was trouble from the first time I laid eyes on him," said
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Mrs. Cramer.
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"I still get goose bumps just thinking about it. We're lucky he didn't kill us
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with his laser gun."
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As incredible as the couple's story sounds, police say it may be rooted in
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fact.
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They said that photographs taken by Mrs. Cramer appear to show the neighbor
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punishing his daughter with a laser weapon.
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And tape recordings made outside his house captured the high frequency, siren-
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like "messages" that he transmitted skyward for 39 seconds every night.
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"The man was clearly exhibiting some strange behavior but when we went to
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question him the house was empty and he and his daughter were gone," a local
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policeman confirmed.
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"Oddly enough, a UFO was sighted in the area that very same day. And while
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that doesn't necessarily mean he was a space alien the evidence seems to
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suggest that he was," said the cop, who requested anonymity.
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Said Ben Cramer: "We should have gone to the police as soon as we suspected
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that our neighbor was an extraterrestrial. I want to kick myself every time I
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think about it."
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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