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44 lines
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SUBJECT: CROP CIRLCES FOR FUN AND PROFIT FILE: UFO1225
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An experiment: Walk into your wheat field with a small brick
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with a hole in it and a twenty foot rope. Stand in the somewhere
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in the middle and twirl the brick at the end of the rope over
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your head and slowly work your way down. Invest an hour or so of
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work, choose a light brick or stone to lighten your burden.
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Better yet, start with a heavy one to hack and slash the first
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layers and then degrade to a lighter one for finer touches.
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Remember, only spin the weight in *one* direction. Then go to a
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hill and see if you did a good job. Work at it and improve your
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technique. In time, try different stone weights and line types
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to increase your effective radius of crop destruction. Heck, in
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no time you can do it in the dead of night... if anyone comes upon
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the scene investigating the unearthly "wooshing" sounds, simply
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let go of the line and the evidence immediately plummets out of
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sight through the wheat. "Gosh, look here at this circle I just
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found... and did you see that UFO that was here a minute ago?"
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Next, setup a stand selling camera film, meteors, UFO books, and
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beer... then telephone the National Enquirer. Its sure to top any
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proceeds from last year's roadside produce stand!
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* * * * * *
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Maybe, its significant that the reported crop circles started off
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small and slowly got larger? Maybe it took some experimentation
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or muscle building to get the really photogenic results?
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Heck, I'll make snow-angels if y'all want to get all excited over
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them and photograph and speculate about them... but the beers
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gonna cost you! 8-)
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If you like this one, maybe I'll explain the South American "Landing Fields"
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and animal markings... naaawwww, that's worth a good article. Maybe even a
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computer simulation...
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