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Okay, having read the funny stuff after someone followed up with a URL
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that explained the Narn Bat Squad, I hereby present "The Babylon-5
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Moto-Cross!" Having already done this for DS9, I figure it's time to
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ask the question here as well, the one question that has been burning in
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our minds, keeping us up, taking most of our concentration away from
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daily matters:
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What car would everyone drive?
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Okay, maybe not EVERYONE. So I've got a car fetish. Sue me.
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1) Sheridan -- Yet a big Dodge pickup truck with a big magnum engine
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and a dumb mutt dog on the passenger seat. One of those little license
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plate frames that look like a chain.
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2) Delenn -- a Tucker torpedo with a 440 squeezed into it, something
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truly bizarre yet massively powerful.
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3) Ivanova -- a jeep with spikes on the wheel covers like the chariots
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in Ben Hur :-) Optional bumpersticker that says "If you can read this,
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you are within weapons range," and the little Yosemite Sam mudflaps that
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say "BACK OFF!" (with "Marcus" written underneath)
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4) Garibaldi -- a GTO, some big ol' gas-sucker that rips pavement apart,
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possibly with a tach in the hood and flames painted on the front. BIG
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tires.
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5) Franklin -- not sure, seems like the red Jeep Cherokee type. He has
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to wear hot shit sunglasses while driving.
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6) Marcus -- a beat-up old MG that has been tinkered with like mad until
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it can go 250mph (for twelve seconds until it over-revs and shoots the
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rods right through the hood -- lively, cute but rumpled, and looks like
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it might careen right over a cliff if you're not steering carefully)
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7) Bester -- anything with a Stealth paint job. Probably a black panel
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van with government plates
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8) Londo -- a big obnoxious Cadillac pimpmobile with a wet bar and a
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jacuzzi in the deck lid. Rotten exhaust -- belches black smoke all over
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everyone.
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What would everone else drive?
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Take care,
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Janis
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cortese@netcom.com http://www.io.com/~cortese/
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<*> Follow the homepage links to Feminism and 2nd Amendment Issues!
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"Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a
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surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one
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hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other
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hand were unwilling to risk offending God's grandmother."
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-- Len Cool, "American Pie"
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