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ANOTHER X-FILES DRINKING/EATING GAME:
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by Jenn P.(gwen71@delphi.com)
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This humble endeavor is my attempt to combine the numerous
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additions to Phil Lee's X-Files Drinking Game, as well as Eli
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Lehrer's version. It also takes into account the alternate DDEB
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rules, which substitute Hershey's Kisses for shots (if you so
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choose). I'll also post this on ftp.cs.nmt.edu and on
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pc19101.pc.cc.cmu.edu; additions, etc., are welcome and encouraged.
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Characters are used without permission, yatta, yatta, yatta, so
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here goes...
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What you'll need:
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--- A working VCR with your personal X-Files tape(s)
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--- A mass quantity of alcoholic beverages OR chocolate
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--- A group of X-Philes to play with
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The catagories are:
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--- Quotes
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--- Events
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--- Pick A Character...
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QUOTES-----------------------------------------------------------
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# of shots/Kisses/M&Ms
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1 "The truth is out there"
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2 "The truth is out there, but (insert some exception to
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the truth here)"
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1 "I want to believe"
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1 "Trust no one"
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1 "Deny everything"
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1 "FREEZE! FBI! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" or other
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officially-threatening remark
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1 Whenever Mulder finds something he's seen in the X-Files,
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"but never like this"
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1 Whenever Deep Throat/Mr. X has something that "is too
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important" not to tell Mulder
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1 Whenever Deep Throat/Mr. X complains "I am risking my
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life" to tell Mulder that oh-so-important something
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2 Whenever Mulder has "never been closer"
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1 Someone refers to going/not going "by the book"
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1 "(insert other cliche here)"
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1 Someone calls Scully "Dana"
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2 Someone calls Mulder "Fox"
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2 Someone calls Mulder "Spooky"
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4 Someone calls Scully "Mrs. Spooky"
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1 You hear someone's answering machine
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1 Someone mentions something Bureau-specific, i.e. Request
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for Assignment Form #, or "my ASAC can beat up your
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ASAC"
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3 The Cancer Man speaks
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4 Skinner tells Cancer Man about the FBI Building being a
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non-smoking facility
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4 Scully asks Mulder about lowering her long-distance phone
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charges
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4 Mulder refers to the NSC and the Vatican Police in the
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same sentence
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EVENTS-----------------------------------------------------------
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# of shots/Kisses/M&Ms
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1 A brand new location/time appears in the corner of the
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screen
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1 Mulder gives Scully a brief lecture on some paranormal
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terminology or previous X-file
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1 Scully gives Mulder a brief lecture on some medical
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terminology
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1 Mulder gives Scully a slide show
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1 Someone uses a tape recorder
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1 Mulder proposes some incredible paranormal explanation,
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i.e. "it was an alien ship"
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2 Scully proposes some scientific explanation which is even
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more incredible than Mulder's paranormal one, i.e.
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"it was swamp gas"
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1 Mulder believes, while Scully is skeptical
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3 Scully believes, while Mulder is skeptical
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1 Mulder and Scully flash their badges
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1 Mulder and Scully yell "FBI!" while waving their guns,
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and STILL can't get any respect
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1 Mulder and Scully drive to their next assignment
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2 Mulder and Scully arrive at their destination by bus,
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plane, or pseudo-spacecraft
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3 Someone mistakes Mulder and Scully for a married couple
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1 Mulder and Scully are hassled by local authorities
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1 Mulder and Scully are tailed by government agents
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1 Mulder and Scully get the run-around by a potential
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witness
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2 A cooperative witness dies under mysterious
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circumstances
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1 Mulder and Scully get the run-around by a government
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agency
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1 The perpetrator of the crime turns out to be the U.S.
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Government
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1 Mulder and Scully inhale/ingest something hazardous to
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their health
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2 Mulder and Scully inhale/ingest something hazardous to
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their health, and have to be hospitalized or
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quarrantined
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2 Mulder or Scully gets shot
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1 Mulder and/or Scully shoot someone else
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1 Someone dies
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4 Someone dies, and it's Deep Throat or a Man in Black
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2 Someone thought dead turns out to be alive
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1 A dead body is exhumed
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2 A dead body is exhumed, and it sure doesn't look human...
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1 A genetic mutant shows up
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2 A genetic mutant shows up, and it's Tooms
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3 An EBE shows up
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1ea. For every photo of an alien spacecraft that is later
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proven to be fake
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4ea. For every genuine photo of an alien spacecraft
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1 Mulder and Scully lose the evidence which could prove the
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existence of aliens
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4 Mulder and Scully hold onto any such evidence (for more
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than one show)
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1 Mulder and Scully sit around and bitch about how they
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lose the evidence
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2 Mulder and Scully sit around and discuss their respective
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lovelives
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3 Mulder or Scully actually have a date and/or sex with
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someone
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smoke 'em
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if you
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got 'em Mulder and Scully have sex with each other
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PICK A
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CHARACTER........................................................
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(In addition to, or instead of, the Quotes and Events)
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MULDER-----------------------------------------------------------
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# of shots/Kisses/M&Ms
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1 Someone calls Mulder by any name other than "Mulder"
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1 Mulder says some Mulderism
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1 Mulder gets that vulnerable, whipped-puppy look on his
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face
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1 Someone reminds Mulder about his special talent for the
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paranomal
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1 Mulder appears in a suit way too expensive for his meager
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FBI income
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2 Mulder appears wearing some casual civilian outfit
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3 Mulder appears wearing boxers or a Speedo
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1 Mulder is seen eating sunflower seeds
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4 Mulder is seen eating a meal that he cooked himself
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1 Mulder gets thrown in jail
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1 Mulder gets beat up by a MIB
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3 Mulder's apartment gets ransacked
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2 Mulder uses his stopwatches/spray paint to check out a
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suspected alien contact site
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1 Mulder passes another night watching TV on his couch
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1 Mulder decides he'd rather go jogging than work/sleep
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1 Mulder wanders the night aimlessly - deep in thought
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2 Mulder actually falls asleep for a change
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1ea. For every dream-sequence that ensues
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4ea. If the ensuing dream-sequence is NOT about Samantha
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1 Mulder remembers his sister
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3 Mulder cries
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3 Mulder touches Scully's cheek as a sign of affection
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3 Mulder does something equally sentimental for Scully,
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which makes it appear that he is her
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lover/husband/significant other
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SCULLY-----------------------------------------------------------
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# of shots/Kisses/M&Ms
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1 Someone calls Scully by any name other than "Scully"
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1 Scully says some Scullyism
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1 Scully gets that "you-have-GOT-to-be-kidding" look on her
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face
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1 Someone is amazed that Scully is both an FBI agent AND a
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doctor
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1 Scully performs an autopsy
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1 Scully is seen typing on her computer/laptop
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2 Scully is about to take a bath/shower and suddenly
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notices something strange, i.e. ooze dripping onto
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her hand
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2 Scully appears wearing some casual civilian outfit
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3 Scully appears wearing her pajamas or bathrobe
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4 Scully takes off the bathrobe
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1 Scully provides someone with a free meal
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2 Scully performs the function of "baby-sitter" for some
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kids (Mulder included)
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2 Scully gets Mulder out of jail
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1 Scully makes some comment about Mulder's sister
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3 Scully's apartment gets ransacked
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1 Scully gets hit over the head by a suspect
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2 Scully is tied up/handcuffed by the aforementioned
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suspect
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3 Scully is kidnapped or shot at because someone has it in
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for Mulder
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2 Scully remembers her father
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2 Scully looks over at her clock, and it says "11:22" or
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thereabouts
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4 Scully holds a piece of evidence that is proof-positive
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of alien existence, and STILL remains skeptical
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3 Scully ruffles Mulder's hair to dispel his bad mood
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3 Scully does something equally sentimental for Mulder,
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which makes it appear that she is his
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lover/wife/significant other
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SKINNER----------------------------------------------------------
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1 Skinner chews out Mulder for not going "by the book"
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2 Skinner chews out Scully for not going "by the book"
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3 Skinner chews out Cancer Man for the hell of it
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3 Skinner decides to be nice and not yell at anybody
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3 Skinner does something gutsy to help Mulder out
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4 Skinner is seen outside the confines of his office
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4 Skinner actually gets a chance to talk about his OWN life
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experiences
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CANCER MAN-------------------------------------------------------
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1ea. For every cigarette Cancer Man smokes
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2 Cancer Man is nowhere to be seen, but the camera zooms in
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on an ashtray for dramatic effect
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3 Cancer Man runs out of cigarettes
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3 Cancer Man is seen leaving the "Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark"
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Evidence Room
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3 Cancer Man speaks
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4 Cancer Man appears, and he's NOT smoking
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4 Cancer Man displays an emotion
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DEEP THROAT/MR.X-------------------------------------------------
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1 Deep Throat/Mr. X whine about how they risk their lives
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for Mulder
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1 Deep Throat/Mr. X sneak up out of nowhere to contact
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Mulder
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1 Deep Throat/Mr. X make reference to some insidious plot
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hatched by the U.S. Government
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1 Deep Throat/Mr. X pull an "Obi Wan Kenobi" on Mulder, and
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only give him a fraction of the information he needs
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1ea. For each famous quote/cliche used by Deep Throat/Mr. X
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2 Deep Throat gives Mulder the famous "two clicks and a
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hangup" message
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3 Deep Throat decides to contact Scully for a change
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3 Deep Throat blatantly lies to Mulder
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4 Deep Throat gets himself killed
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2 Mr. X mentions Deep Throat's death, and adds that he
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won't let that happen to HIM
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2 Mr. X leaves Mulder a message in the morning paper
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3 Mulder tries to contact Mr. X, but Mr. X blows him off
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3 Mr. X shoots somebody
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THE LONE GUNMEN--------------------------------------------------
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1 The Lone Gunmen make an appearance
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1 The Lone Gunmen allude to some well-known government
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cover-up or conspiracy
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2 The Lone Gunmen allude to a specific film/TV show
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2 The Lone Gunmen make fun of Mulder's ideas
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2 The Lone Gunmen make fun of Scully's skepticism
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2 The Lone Gunmen answer some complex scientific question
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in a matter of seconds, which would normally take
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days for anyone else
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3 Byers or Langly allude to one of the back issues of TLG
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newsletter
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3 Frohike leers at Scully, or makes some comment to Mulder
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about how much he wants her body
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3 Someone alludes to the newest LG - "the Thinker"
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4 A Lone Gunman is seen outside the LG office
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5 If you're still coherent enough to realize that Frohike
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is also a First Assistant Director on "The X-Files"
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