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From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Marek)
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Date: Tue, 12 Jul 1994 06:59:52 GMT
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For those of you who aren't looking forward to a
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summer of re-runs - here's a little X-files do it
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yourself episode generator.
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Enjoy...
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X-FILES DIY EPISODE - just add water...
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1. Teaser - Holy smokes! There's a...
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a) UFO!
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b) alien abduction!
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c) serial killing!
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d) all of the above!
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2. Our heroes investigate crime scene with...
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a) two stop watches
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b) a geiger counter that looks like a zooped up "Dirt Devil"
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c) a briefcase filled with cool FBI type stuff
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d) little regard for disturbing the scene of a crime
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e) all of the above
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3. Scully is...
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a) pouting
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b) pissed off
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c) sceptical at first
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d) suffering from PMS
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e) all of the above
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4. Mulder is...
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a) on to something
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b) at his wits end
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c) suspicious
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d) psychic
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e) hung-over
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f) all of the above
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5. They both run into...
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a) red-tape
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b) hostile local law-enforcement officials
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c) crazy person who no-one believes
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d) "Deep Throat"
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e) another car
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f) all of the above
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6. Mulder meets Deep Throat at...
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a) an aquarium
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b) the Washington Monument
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c) Walmart
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d) Taco Bell
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7. Deep Throat then...
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a) gives Mulder a manila envelope filled to bursting
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with totally useless information
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b) tells him he's "Really close!"
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c) tells him to "Back off!"
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d) sends Mulder on a wild goose chase
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e) gets shot
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8. Meanwhile Skully consults some...
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a) conspiracy freaks
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b) really mean bikers
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c) forensic friends at the morgue
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d) computers
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e) all of the above
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9. ...where she flashes her...
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a) smile
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b) badge
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c) flashlight
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d) surly disposition
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10. Skully and Mulder hook-up at...
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a) an airport bookstore
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b) his/her trashed apartment
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c) a sleazy motel
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d) an abandoned warehouse filled with mutating cadavres
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11. ...where they then...
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a) flirt
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b) yell at each other
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c) check for strange "marks" on each other's bodies
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d) decide on which red-herring to go chasing after
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12. LOOK OUT! There's...
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a) an alien
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b) a psychopath
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c) an armed and surly C.I.A. operative
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d) an unhelpful local (in-bred) citizen
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12a. ...hiding in that...
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a) cellar
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b) van
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c) barn
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d) spooky warehouse
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e) hi-tech government facility
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13. Mulder and Skully narrowly escape with their lives thanks to...
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a) a handy ventilator shaft
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b) superior weaponry
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c) Skully's intimate knowledge of hot-wiring cars
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d) alien stupidity
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e) all of the above
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14. ...but they are tailed by...
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a) ALIENS
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b) FBI
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c) NSA
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d) CIA
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e) "THEM"
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f) their consciences
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g) all of the above
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15. Their only solid lead turns out to be...
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a) a wild goose chase
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b) a dead-end
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c) a passing weather balloon
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d) lights from a semi on top of a hill during a full moon
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16. All the evidence...
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a) disappears
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b) is destroyed by the CIA
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c) sinks symbolically into the bay
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d) gets put in a giant hi-tech government secret facility that keeps
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that sort of dangerous stuff from the public
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17. Mulder is left...
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a) shaking his head
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b) holding the bag
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c) whining about government secrecy
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d) worrying about his job status
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e) wondering why he has to convince Skully about the existence
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of aliens at the start of every episode
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--finito--
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Mark B.
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