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Episodes That Won't Be Filmed Anytime Soon!
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The following is a bit of X humor.
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I picked this up off kris@wam.umd.edu 's webpage. I've edited it a bit and
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added a few more. Please tell me what you think of these, and if you have
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any submissions, please email at simc@mundil.cs.mu.oz.au
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The X-files/Baywatch Summer Special
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Aliens abduct David Hasselhoff's personality and acting ability.
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Seaquest XF
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Renowned FBI agents Mulder and Scully are pulled out of deep freeze sleep
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to investigate the overabundance of monsters and lack of plot in
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Seaquest DSV.
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Mulder and Scully discover that the crew are worm infested, germ carrying, and
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possessed by ghosts of Atlantis. Worst of all, Boy Wonder develops
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a crush on Scully.
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Cutbacks
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Mulder and Scully reassigned to meter maids due to government
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cutbacks. Plot dull until alien clone assassins double park while Mulder
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and Scully are on duty.
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Married with X-files
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Fox network is forced to combine shows in order to cut costs. Al
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is abducted by the sock Aliens and Mulder is abducted by Peg. Kelly and Bud
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write "She is one" on Scully while she's asleep and leave her in a forest.
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Mulder and Butthead
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Even the thought sickens me.
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XXX files
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Mulder the porn king finally acts out his fantasies with Scully.
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Shown as a Triple feature with "The loin King" and "Clear and
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present Banger".
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The Ricki Lake X-Files Special
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Cancelled due to DD's near fatal heart attack after hearing about the
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special.
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X-Files No More
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The X-Files division has long been shut down. Scully has returned
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to Quantico, while Mulder has gone into the field of ghostbusting.
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When Scully discovers mutant cheesecake in her fridge, she calls in
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her former partner to help her dispose of it down the garbage disposal.
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X-Files on the Net
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The X-Files division is shut down, and Mulder and Scully are
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assigned to office duty. Scully spends her time discussing the finer
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points of sputum cytology on sci.med.pathology.
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Mulder spends his time browsing www.playboy.com.
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X-Files star episode
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Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone Mulder and Scully are
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replaced by the dynamic duo of Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Trouble arises
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when nobody understands what Stallone is saying, and Schwarzenegger disappears
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in the men's room despite saying "I'll be back".
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Nocturnal Sojurn
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X-files episode guest directed by Roman Polanski. Unlike other x-files
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episodes, everyone dies in the end. David Hasselhoff plays himself.
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The Scully horror picture show
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Scully reveals she is actually frankenfurter, a depraved alien who
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fled to earth to conquer (among other things) the human race. She creates her
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ultimate man, sings, and gets killed by an errant piece of toast.
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