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STAR TREK TRIVIA QUIZ
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It's multiple choice, so feel free to make multiple choices.
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SCORE: 5 points for each question answered (correctly or incorrectly),
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10 bonus points for reading the instructions.
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0-4: You're not trying!
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5-9: Better luck next time!
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10-14: Pretty good! I guess you've watched the show once!
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15-19: Excellent!
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20-infinity: Expert! Now you're ready for Wheel of Fortune!
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WARNING: There may be spoilers, but you won't be able to tell if I'm
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just being facetious.
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(Rats!! How do you type "^L" on a Macintosh?)
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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(1) Tripoli is
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(a) the ship that discovered Data
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(b) a city with as many shores as Montezuma had halls
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(c) Dolly Parton's bra cup size
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(2) James T. Kirk is/was/will be
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(a) in command of the Enterprise
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(b) a real fun guy
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(c) a real fungi
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(3) When did Captain Picard surrender?
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(a) The Captain never surrenders, you pig!
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(b) That wimp surrenders every chance he gets!
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(c) I thought Kirk was Captain!
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(4) Identify the first ship named Enterprise.
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(a) It was Capt. Kirk's ship, NCC-1701.
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(b) No way, the aircraft carrier was eons before that!
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(c) Wait, wasn't there some old wooden ship with that name?
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(d) The only ship name I remember is "Galactica."
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(5) Where is the alien origin of Mr. Spock?
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(a) The planet Vulcan.
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(b) The planet Epsilon Eridani 2.
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(c) 'E's from America, mate!
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(6) Leonard McCoy is
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(a) a doctor, not an engineer!
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(b) a doctor, not a brick layer!
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(c) a doctor, not an escalator!
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(d) sick and tired of your damn logic, Mr. Spock!
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(7) Mr. Spock is
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(a) the best first officer in the fleet
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(b) a pointy-eared hobgoblin
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(c) a Chinese who, as a child, caught his ears in an automatic
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rice-picker
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(8) Natasha Yar is
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(a) dead, twice
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(b) a crybaby chief of security
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(c) Pavel Chekov's love child
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(d) Boris Badenov's partner
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(9) Deanna Troi is
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(a) in great pain
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(b) a great pain
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(c) the face that launched a thousand starships
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(d) She has a face, too?
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(10) Lieutenant Uhura is
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(a) Kirk's receptionist
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(b) Kirk's secret lover
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(c) the token black woman on the show, replacing the black guy in
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the pilot
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(d) smarter and better-looking than Troi, or at least not as much of
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a nag
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(11) Wesley Crusher is
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(a) a brilliant young man who saved the Enterprise zillions of times
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and deserves more respect (right, Mom?)
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(b) a precocious child
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(c) an obnoxious little twit
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(d) Don't EVER mention that name to me again!
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(12) A tribble is
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(a) really cute and cuddly
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(b) a pest
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(c) delicious
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(d) Wesley Crusher in his larval stage
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(13) In "The Deadly Years," the Enterprise was in orbit around
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(a) Gamma Hydra 3
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(b) Gamma Hydra 4
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(c) It doesn't matter, because Kirk's a better man now than you'll
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ever be!
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(14) Vulcans have sex
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(a) never
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(b) once every 10 years
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(c) only when they go back in time, are under control of alien
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orga(ni)sms, or on a spy mission
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(d) telepathically, so you can't tell (watch the eyebrows)
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(15) Klingons like
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(a) red meat
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(b) laxatives
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(c) sex and violence, simultaneously
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(d) growling and howling
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(e) cute little boys
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(16) Klingons hate
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(a) diplomacy
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(b) funerals
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(c) dentists
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(d) toupees
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(17) Betazeds like
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(a) nudity
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(b) pain
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(c) seducing Vulcans telepathically
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(18) Androids like
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(a) bad jokes
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(b) petty bickering
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(c) naked wiring
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(19) Khan's full name is
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(a) Genghis Khan
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(b) Khan Noonian Singh
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(c) Khan Noonian Soong
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(d) Star Trek Khan '90
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(20) A Romulan's personality can best be described as
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(a) mean
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(b) arrogant
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(c) acting like he had Wesley for a son
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(21) A Klingon's personality can best be described as
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(a) honorable
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(b) constipated
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(c) acting like he had Wesley for a lover
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(22) At maximum warp, how long would it take the Enterprise to reach
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the edge of the Galaxy?
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(a) They haven't even gotten to the Borg under their own power,
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so it must take centuries.
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(b) They got there in the pilot, so it couldn't take more than an
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episode.
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(c) They haven't even figured out that the Galaxy is a lot thinner
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in the direction perpendicular to its plane, so forget it!
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(23) When the transporter creates a copy of a person down on a planet,
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where does the original in the transporter chamber go?
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(a) It's the same one, dummy! He gets transmitted 1 atom at a
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time to save postage!
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(b) He gets disintegrated, then reintegrated from pure energy
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down on the planet. Transporter chiefs have the same
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privileges as executioners, so they can disintegrate people
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with impunity.
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(c) The originals wind up on that same planet with all the lost pens
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and socks. They are then used as extras in other series, or
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become those doppelgangers from alternate universes.
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(24) How can I get on an episode of Star Trek?
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(a) Dress up as an alien at every Star Trek Con until you get
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discovered.
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(b) Send Gene threatening letters.
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(c) Put yourself in suspended animation, and then just wait until
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the 24th century!
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(25) All answers to this quiz should be directed to
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(a) /dev/null
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(b) the Vulcan Science Academy
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(c) Gene Roddenberry
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(d) rec.arts.drwho
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