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Path: bloom-beacon.mit.edu!gatech!swiss.ans.net!news.nynexst.com!usenet
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From: baruch@nynexst.com (Robert Baruch)
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.klingon,alt.answers,news.answers
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Subject: Klingon Language FAQ
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Followup-To: poster
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Date: 12 Dec 1994 19:31:09 GMT
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Organization: Nynex Science & Technology, Inc.
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Lines: 571
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Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu
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Reply-To: baruch@nynexst.com (Robert Baruch)
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NNTP-Posting-Host: gallifrey.nynexst.com
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Summary: This document attempts to store information on
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resources for the Klingon Language.
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Xref: bloom-beacon.mit.edu alt.startrek.klingon:3868 alt.answers:6165 news.answers:30997
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Archive-name: klingon-language-faq
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Last-modified: Mon Nov 14 08:53:48 EST 1994
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Frequency: monthly (more frequently when unstabilized by additions)
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Informational Posting on the Klingon Language
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alt.startrek.klingon
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This document attempts to store information on resources for the
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Klingon Language. Any additions/corrections may be e-mailed
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to baruch@nynexst.com (Robert Baruch).
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All prices mentioned herein are as up-to-date as possible. All
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trademarks are the trademarks of their respective legal entities. All
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copyrights are copyright their respective legal entities.
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Changes from the previous version are indicated by vertical bars.
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jabbI'IDvam DamughlaHchugh vIchel
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Qapla'
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Contents / Dochmeyvam ngaS Dochvam
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1. So you want to speak Klingon.
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vaj tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh 'e' DaneH
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2. The Klingon Dictionary.
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tlhIngan Hol mu'ghom
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3. Klingon Language tapes.
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tlhIngan Hol qawHaq
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4. The Klingon Language Institute.
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tlhIngan Hol yejHaD
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5. The Klingon Language Postal Course.
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tlhIngan Hol navHIjghach SoQ
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6. Other Klingon Language Institute sponsored projects.
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tlhIngan Hol yejHaD numlu'ta'bogh jInmolmey pIm
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7. Klingon Language mailing lists.
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tlhIngan Hol HablI'mey
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8. The Klingon writing system.
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pIqaD
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9. Klingon language translation programs
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tlhIngan Hol mughwI'mey
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10. The Interstellar Language School
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11. How to handle disparaging or obviously non-Klingon related posts
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1. So you want to speak Klingon.
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vaj tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh 'e' DaneH
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All those neat harsh-sounding words, saliva flying everywhere,
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and no words for "please" or "thank you". You knew you just
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*had* to learn this language, if only to weird out your friends.
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You need to get a hold of some serious resources. This document
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will tell you all about those resources. Plan on spending some
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money. And getting a large supply of napkins.
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2. The Klingon Dictionary.
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tlhIngan Hol mu'ghom
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This is the first reference any student of the Klingon Language
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should purchase. Half of it is a Klingon-English / English-Klingon
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dictionary containing approximately 1850 words. The other half
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is an explanation of Klingon grammar.
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Make sure you get the 1992 version. This version contains an
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addendum.
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Purchasing information follows:
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Title: The Klingon Dictionary
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Author: Marc Okrand
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Publisher: Pocket Books / Simon & Schuster Inc.
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Year of Publication: 1992
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ISBN: 0-671-74559-X
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Price: US $10
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3. Klingon Language tapes.
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tlhIngan Hol qawHaq
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Yes, S&S realized the financial potential of all those
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weird Trekkies. Instead of saying, "Get a life!" they said, "Get
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a tape!" And so we now have two fine cassette tapes, "Conversational
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Klingon" and "Power Klingon".
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"Conversational Klingon" is a humorous, extremely condensed form
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of The Klingon Dictionary. Nevertheless, given that you get to actually
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hear Marc Okrand, the inventor of the Klingon language, get a sore
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throat over his Klingon consonants, and given that Michael Dorn, who plays
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Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation, narrates, this is one tape
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not to be missed.
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"Power Klingon" is the successor to "Conversational Klingon".
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While CK taught the basics of the language, "Power Klingon" moves
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ahead to provide you with rich details of Klingon cultural events
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and rituals. My favorite part was the one about mating rituals --
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Hey! Slow down! It'll still be there when you get there!
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Purchasing information follows:
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Title: Conversational Klingon
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Author: Marc Okrand
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Publisher: Simon & Schuster Inc.
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Year of Publication: 1992
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Tape Nr: 79739-5
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Price: US $12
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Title: Power Klingon
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Author: Marc Okrand and Barry Levine
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Publisher: Simon & Schuster Inc.
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Year of Publication: 1993
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Tape Nr: 87975-8
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Price: US $12
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4. The Klingon Language Institute
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tlhIngan Hol yejHaD
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Rather than describing the KLI myself, I'll let this excerpt from
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the introductory letter of the KLI do the job:
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Now in its second year of operation, the Klingon Language
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Institute continues its mission of bringing together individuals
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interested in the study of Klingon linguistics and culture, and
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providing a forum for discussion and the exchange of ideas. Our
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membership is diverse, including Star Trek's fans with curiosity
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and questions about Klingon language, RP gamers wishing to lend
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some authenticity to a Klingon character, as well as students and
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professionals in the fields of linguistics, philology, computer
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science, and psychology who see the Klingon language as a useful
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metaphor in the classroom or simply wish to mix vocation with
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avocation. Though based in the USA, the Institute is actually an
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international endeavor, presently reaching thirteen countries on
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six continents.
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Now doesn't your heart speed up when you read that? The KLI's director
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is Lawrence M. Schoen, PhD. The KLI publishes the Journal of the Klingon
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Language Institute, HolQeD. It is sent out four times per year. Various
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other things, such as sponsored projects, are available through the KLI,
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and are mentioned elsewhere in this document.
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The Klingon Language institute is a nonprofit corporation.
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The KLI is making available copies of The Klingon Dictionary
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(see section 2), Conversational Klingon and Power Klingon (see section 3)
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to individuals outside the U.S. who cannot presently obtain them. Prices
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are a flat US$12 each. This *includes* postage. Packages are sent 'small
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packet airmail'.
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Purchasing information follows:
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Membership: Klingon Language Institute
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Director: Lawrence M. Schoen, PhD
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Address: PO Box 634
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Flourtown, PA 19031-0634
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USA
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Contact: angghal@aol.com
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Price: US: $15 Canada: $18 Elsewhere: $21
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Institutional: US: $24 Canada: $27 Elsewhere: $30
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US funds only. All checks payable to
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Dr. Lawrence M. Schoen, KLI.
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Benefits: Subscription to HolQeD, annual KLI Directory,
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KLI membership card
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Title: HolQeD [The Journal of the
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Klingon Language Institute]
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Publisher: The Klingon Language Institute
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Editor: Lawrence M. Schoen, PhD
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ISSN: 1061-2327
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Frequency: Four times per year
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Price: Free w/membership to KLI.
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$4 per copy
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5. The Klingon Language Postal Course.
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tlhIngan Hol navHIjghach SoQ
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The Klingon Language Institute is sponsoring an excellent free course
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by mail. Here's the way it works. To begin, send a self-addressed
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manilla envelope, big enough for 8-1/2" x 11" papers, stamped with enough
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postage for a little over one oz. to David Barron, whose address is below.
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You will get back Lesson One. Learn the lesson, and answer the questions
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at the end. Send your answers, along with another SASE, back to Mr.
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Barron. You will get back Lesson Two, along with your corrected answers
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to Lesson One. The cycle continues until the lessons run out. There
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are currently about ten lessons.
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This course presents much of the material of The Klingon Dictionary
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in a more "bite-sized" form, allowing students to gradually increase
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their knowledge of Klingon rather than giving it to them a la fire hose.
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Purchasing information follows:
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Title: Klingon Language Postal Course
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Publisher: David Barron
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Address: PO Box 37
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Eagle, ID 83616
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USA
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Contact: barron57@aol.com
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(208) 939-4287 Tue-Fri 9h-17h MST, Sat 10h-14h MST
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Price: Free (except for postage)
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6. Other Klingon Language Institute sponsored projects.
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tlhIngan Hol yejHaD numlu'ta'bogh jInmolmey pIm
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The KLI currently has four sponsored projects other than the
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Klingon Language Postal Course. They are the Klingon Writing
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Project, the Extended Corpus Project, the Klingon Bible Translation
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Project and the Klingon Shakespeare Restoration Project.
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The Klingon Writing Project accepts fiction, nonfiction, and poetry
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written in Klingon. There is a proposed annual supplement for KLI
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members, which presumably will contain the best works.
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The Extended Corpus Project is "an effort to compile a comprehensive
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glossary of a Klingon names, terms, and phrases from the multitude of
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canonical fiction published."
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The Klingon Bible Translation Project is a project to translate the Hebrew
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and Christian Scriptures (AKA Old and New Testaments) into Klingon.
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The Klingon Shakespeare Restoration Project seeks to translate
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Shakespearean prose from English into "the original Klingon".
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Information on these projects follows:
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Project: Klingon Writing Project
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Coordinator: Lawrence M. Schoen, PhD
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Address: PO Box 634
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Flourtown, PA 19031-0634
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USA
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Project: Extended Corpus Project
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Coordinator: c/o David Sturn
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Address: PO Box 2832
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Auburn, AL 36831-2832
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USA
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Project: Klingon Bible Translation Project
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Coordinator: Kevin Wilson
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Address: 409 Prospect Street, Box 330A
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New Haven, CT 06511
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USA
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Project: Klingon Shakespeare Restoration Project
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Coordinator: Sarah Ekstrom (joyleaf@lupine.org)
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Address: 294 State St.
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Hackensack, NJ 07601
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USA
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7. Klingon Language mailing lists.
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tlhIngan Hol HablI'mey
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A Klingon Language mailing list is available for those with access
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to Internet mail. Send e-mail with no subject, and the body of
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the message should read:
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subscribe tlhIngan-Hol <your name>
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to listserv@kli.org
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The FAQ for the mailing list will be mailed to you upon subscription.
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Information relating to translation is present in that FAQ.
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8. The Klingon writing system.
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pIqaD
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There have been several Klingon writing systems published, but
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there is really only one which is correct. Basically, there are
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three types of writing systems -- the Mandel set, the Paramount set,
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and everything else.
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The Mandel set is reputed to be the first Klingon writing system.
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It is in one-to-one correspondence to the English alphabet, which
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makes it unsuitable for writing in Klingon. It is solely used for
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artistic appeal. This set should not be used.
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The Paramount set is the correct Klingon writing system. It is in
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one-to-one correspondence with the Klingon phoneme set. As such,
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it can be used for writing in Klingon. The KLI supports the use
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of this set. Displays in Star Trek movies and ST:TNG which use this
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set don't really say anything in Klingon -- the letters are used
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for artistic appeal.
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Everything else is basically a sorry attempt to fit the English
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alphabet to Klingon. They never work, and should not be used.
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A Postscript font on disk of pIqaD -- both the Mandel set
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and the Paramount set -- is available through the KLI for US $13.
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PC/TypeI, PC/TrueType, Mac/Type I and Mac/TrueType are the available
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formats.
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9. Klingon language translation programs
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tlhIngan Hol mughwI'mey
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No, really. They're very difficult to write, especially for us
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amateur linguists ;-) There are several translation programs being
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worked on. I am working on a C++/yacc E-to-K version in my spare time.
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Too bad I have had so little spare time recently...
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If you would like to be listed as a translation program developer
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here, please e-mail me. Try to use the format for developers below,
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but don't restrict yourself to it. If you have something which
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doesn't fit easily into the format then break out of the format to
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tell me about it.
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Developer information follows:
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Name: Robert Baruch (baruch@nyenxst.com)
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Direction: English to Klingon
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OS: UNIX
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Program Name: parse (so far)
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Summary: Uses C++ and yacc to parse English sentences. Can
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handle ambiguous translations by outputting multiple
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translations for each interpretation.
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Devel. Stat: v0.1 complete.
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Archive: habli.tamu.edu(128.194.170.67):/parser/etok01.tgz
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Most impressive sentence translated:
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"my definite friends can not see your supposed big blue serpents"
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gharghmeyqoqraj tIn SuD leghlaHbe' juppu'na'wIj
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gharghmeyqoqlIj tIn SuD leghlaHbe' juppu'na'wIj
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Name: Rick Klement (rick@infoserv.com)
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Direction: Klingon to English
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OS: UNIX (but pretty much generic C)
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Program Name: mugh (of course)
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Summary: Uses C and a data file with the words (by type) in it.
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I started in lex but the compiles were getting too long.
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It understands verb prefixes and all verb and noun
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suffixes in order, and tries for the best match.
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It makes no attempt to produce good English, but just does
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the lookups for you.
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Devel. Stat: Complete; adding more words.
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Archive: none
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Most impressive sentence translated: N/A
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10. The Interstellar Language School
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The text of this section is taken verbatim (minus some very minor editing
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and minus the out-of-date material) from a letter I had received from Glen
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Proechel, the director of the ILS:
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Dear Fellow KLI member,
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The warrior tongue has come a long way in a short time. The founding of
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the KLI by Dr. Schoen was an important milestone in its development and
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HolQeD and the various sponsored projects have added much to the equation.
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Last year a new entity was born: the Interstellar Language School. We
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supplement KLI's work with our own. Our mission is to promote the teaching
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of tlhIngan Hol as well as its use as a living language. To this end we are
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doing the following:
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1) Writing the world's first full-fledged textbook: _tlhIngan Hol: An alien
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language primer_, comprising one volume containing three "books" of eleven
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lessons each: Beginning, Intermediate and advanced.
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2) Offering to teach WEEKEND COURSES in Klingon in your area. Courses with
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8 to 10 contact hours can be arranged by your local science fiction club or
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through an area college or community center. Prices are negotiable.
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3) holding summer Klingon language camps.
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4) Collaborating with the KLI on the Bible translation project. Our
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contribution has been (besides publicity) the translation of the Gospel of
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John together with appropriate original art work depicting biblical scenes
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from a Star Trek perspective.
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5) Holding CHURCH SERVICES & WEDDINGS in Klingon. Today we have already
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been involved in three different church services which were ar least partly
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in Klingon and a fourth is planned for this summer. We've been invited to
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perform a Klingon wedding in the following fall.
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6) The support of fans for our work is always welcome. We would like to
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offer an annula MEMBERSHIP to the Interstellar Language School. Membership
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fee is $10. Members will receive a quarterly newsletter and discounts on
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sponsored activities or merchandise. Checks or money order to:
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Interstellar Language School
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P.O. Box 281
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Red Lake Falls, MN 56750
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(218) 253-4149
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FAX (218) 253-4389
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(signed) G. F. Proechel, pIn tIn (Director)
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Another letter in the same mailing:
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KLINGON LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK PROJECT
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We are currently involved in writing the world's first textbook: _tlhIngan
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Hol: An alien language primer_. It will comprise 33 lessons in three
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"books": Beginning, Intermediate and Advanced with 11 lessons each.
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BOOK I offers basic vocabulary, sentence structure and most of the most
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important verbal prefixes as well as some verbal and noun suffixes, through
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practice with Klingon sounds, grammatical glossary carefully explaining all
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grammatical & linguistic terms as they apply to Klingon.
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BOOK II will explain the grammar further and teach pIqaD reading and
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writing in both printed and handwritten form. Book II will continue adding
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some of the less common prefixes and suffixes.
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BOOK III will deal with some of the more difficult aspects of Klingon
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grammar, reading of short stories in Klingon in both pIqaD and Romanized
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texts.
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Throughout the volume there will be translation exercises, memory aids and
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cultural information from canonical sources. The book will be illustrated
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and will have a key to the exercises.
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PREPUBLICATION: It is expected that this volume will be available to the
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public sometime in the Fall of 1994. Projected publication price is $15,
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but KLI & KAG (Klingon Assault Group) members can purchase the book at the
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prepublication price of $13 and will receive their copy as soon as it
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becomes available.
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The book will be used as the official text for the 1994 Klingon language
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camp in July 1994, but it is not certain if the text will be in its final
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form by this date. You can order now, however.
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CORRESPONDENCE COURSE: A limited number of test volunteers are sought to
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work through the lessons which have been developed and to have them
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corrected by correspondence. Students will be encouraged to offer their
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suggestions and criticism for improvement. Volunteers are requested to
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submit a $20 materials fee and SASE.
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SPONSORS: Sponsors are being sought to offset costs in development and
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publication of the text. $20 sponsors will be acknowledged. $40 sponsors
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will be recognized as major sponsors & will receive a Klingon Warriors
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T-shirt. $50 will receive a T-Shirt & acknowledgement as patrons. All will
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receive a final copy of the book, the rough draft materials as they are
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being developed, newsletter updates & proper acknowledgement. Those so
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inclined are also requested to help with the development of the text as
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collaborators.
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Checks, money orders, correspondence to:
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G. F. Proechel, Director
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Interstellar Language School
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P.O. Box 281
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Red Lake Falls, MN 56750
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(218) 253-4149
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FAX: (218) 253-4389
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This was taken from a posting someone sent to me:
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Here is a list of new offerings from the ILS.
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1. tlhIngan Hol: Alien language Primer Book I $15
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An introductory textbook to learn and practice the warrior tongue.
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Practical exercises for the armchair space traveler who wishes to hone
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his or her skills in communication with bumpy foreheaded aliens.
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Practice in reading and writing, simple practical phrases, and basic
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grammar.
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2. tlhIngan Hol: Alien language Primer Book II $12
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An intermediate textbook for those who wish to improve to improve
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their skills in alien communication. Should be ready for publication
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Stardate: 941101
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3. pIqaD exercise book. $5
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Learn alien calligraphy. Read and write the warrior's tongue in their
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own unique alphabet. Become fluent in the written code of the Empire.
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4. Audio Cassette: Speaking Boldly $10
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5. qIb HeHDaq: On the edge of the Galaxy. Annual Membership $10
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This quarterly journal is provided free of charge to all members of
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the Interstellar Language School.
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(Russian trip in December cancelled)
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7. Language Camp T-Shirts. $15
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8. Good News for Warior Race: New Testament in Klingon & English:
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Advance Edition $9
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Place orders with:
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G. F. Proechel, Director
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Interstellar Language School
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P.O. Box 281
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Red Lake Falls, MN 56750
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Phone: (218) 253-4149
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Fax: (218) 253-4389
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11. How to handle disparaging or obviously non-Klingon related posts
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I know, what is this doing in a Klingon language FAQ? Because too
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often I've seen net.flame.wars erupt over trivialities, and the
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'fan' newsgroups usually bear the brunt of it, because fans are
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*very* easy to rile. A typical disparaging post on this newsgroup
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could be a "Klingons suck" post, or a "Get a life" post. You know
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what non-Klingon related posts are -- the Jesus-is-coming posts,
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etc.
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Flame wars aren't fun. They are unpleasant for others to view,
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even though they might be fun for the participants. So, here
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are some suggestions which I've seen actually work:
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A: Ignore. This clearly works with non-Klingon related posts.
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It is *true* that eventually the poster will go away -- what
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fun is it to bait net.readers who refuse to bite? No replies,
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and no mention of the post at all in any other posts.
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A disparaging post will often not contain any rational basis.
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Hence, there can be no rational reply. Ad hominem arguments
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do not form a rational basis, and so cannot be replied to
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in a rational way.
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B: Respond in Klingon. If a disparager wants to, he can learn
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Klingon to find out what was said. Do not include a single
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word of English -- otherwise a convenient handle is given
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to continue the silliness.
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C: Don't be too quick to take offense. When emotions run high,
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so will the mud-slinging. Ignore the mud-slinging; stick to
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the subject at hand. A discussion can degenerate all too
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easily because of a single off-hand statement.
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Similarly, some people will post remarks which can give
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offense but which have some indicator which shows that
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the remarks are given tongue-in-cheek. Emoticons are the
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correct netiquette here, but it's not reasonable to assume
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that every user knows netiquette.
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In summary, don't do the expected, responding at the same level.
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Always remember that there are at least hundreds of people watching
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you. Some will choose to make fools out of themselves in front of
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an audience; that is their problem, not yours.
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Finally, these aren't edicts. They have been proven to work
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(except for 'B', and theory is sound). Try them!
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