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How the Pussy Was Made
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Seven wise men made up their minds
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to build them a pussy of their own design
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The first was a woodworker, full of wit
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With a hammer and chisal he made the slit,
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The second was a blacksmith, black as coal,
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With anvel and hammer he made the hole,
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The third was a tailor, skinny and slim
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with a peace of red ribbon he lined it within
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The forth was a furrier, tall and stout
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with the skin of a beaver he lined in without,
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The fifth was a fisherman and and bent
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with a dead smelly catfish he gave it the sent
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The sixth was a teacher with a B.A. degree
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He padded it and felt it and said it would pee
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The seventh was a rabi, a mean little runt
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He fucked it, and blessed it and called it a cunt.
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