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Getting It at the Movies
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Due to popular demand, and as the result of a long and
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fascinating thread in B-12, I was prompted to compile a list of
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spanking scenes in the movies.
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Of course, you can find all the X-rated spanking videos you
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want in your local adult video store, but these are hardly the
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sort of films you can view with your Aunt Ida while digesting
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Thanksgiving dinner. The real challenge is in finding
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_mainstream_ films featuring the spankings of well-known, or at
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least familiar, screen stars.
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Countless children have received on-screen spankings, from
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almost every kid in the Our Gang series (why do you think they
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called the fat kid Spanky?) to "Wee Willie Winkie" (1937), in
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which Shirley Temple finally gets whomped by screen mom June
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Lang. Rotten little Bonita Granville took one sound swat (but
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who's counting?) from Joel McCrea in "These Three" (1936). The
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boy who played a young George M. Cohan got a well-deserved
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bottom-warming in "Yankee Doodle Dandy" (1937). In 1952, Cary
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Grant's then-wife Betsy Drake saw fit to wallop the butt of a
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horribly obnoxious adoptee in "The Easy Way" (a.k.a. "Room For
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One More"). The uncut version of "The Bad Seed" (1956) offers a
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very stagey finale in which Patsy Kelly finally does what the
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audience has been dying to do for nearly two hours - spank the
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bejesus out of rotten little Patty McCormack (who, unfortunately,
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appears to enjoy the attention). Even Disney darling Hayley
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Mills gets one good whack from Maureen O'Hara in 1961's "The
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Parent Trap." And for those into truly cruel and unusual child
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punishment, there's the more recent "Mommie Dearest" (1981), in
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which the startlingly cute Maria Hobel gets more than her share.
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Taking advantage of the opportunity to editorialize here, I
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must say that such scenes involving children have no appeal for
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me at all; I'm much more interested in the unexpected spankings
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inflicted upon adult performers.
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Perhaps the most memorable spanking in film history was
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given by John Wayne to Maureen O'Hara in "McLintock!" (1963).
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According to Lisle, the Duke used such force that O'Hara came
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this-close to suing him for assault and battery. The scene comes
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after Wayne chases his shrewish wife through town, followed by a
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gaggle of townspeople, who wildly cheer him on. (One mustn't
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forget that Wayne's son, Patrick, takes the same tack with
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Stefanie Powers in the same film; the younger Wayne goes so far
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as to use what appears to be some sort of flat trowel or
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fireplace shovel on Miss Powers's backside.)
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Another Wayne film offering an impromptu - and outdoor -
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spanking was "True Grit" (1969). This time, however, the
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punisher was Glen Campbell and the punishee, Kim Darby. (Wayne,
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it should be noted, was nevertheless a jolly witness to the whole
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scene.) It has been suggested in several film journals that this
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spanking was the film's sole "substitute" for sex; judging from
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the overall lack of any good naked fun in any of Wayne's
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pictures, I'm inclined to agree (despite the inference that
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spanking isn't good, clean fun).
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Speaking of shrews, I would be remiss in failing to note the
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screen portrayal of the world's most oft-administered stage
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spanking; yes, we're talking about Howard Keel's dressing-down of
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the lovely, if impossible, Kathryn Grayson in the 1953 version of
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"Kiss Me Kate." Grayson may just be the most famous actress to
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get her rump whacked on film, unless one counts the single smack
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laid on Katharine Hepburn's (presumably) bare backside by Spencer
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Tracy in "Adam's Rib" (1944).
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Most of the women who undergo this sort of punishment are
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younger, lesser known talents. Lisle brought to my attention the
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bare-bottom spankings (included only in the European cut, I'm
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sorry to report) of Sharon Tate in "Fearless Vampire Killers" and
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Dorothy Stratten in "Autumn Born," and a bare-bottom caning of
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one crossed-dressed female in "Frank and I" (19xx).
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If I may be allowed to digress for a moment, I'd like to
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mention two foreign films which you certainly won't be able to
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watch with your Aunt Ida, but which do deserve mention. We
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mustn't forget 1975's "The Story of O," in which Corinne Clery
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endures numerous whippings throughout her subservience. (Trivia
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fans note: "O's" assistant cameraman is named Philippe Welt!)
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Lesser-known but well worth your time is "Maitresse" (1976), a
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French film claiming to employ a "real" dominatrix to whip and
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generally humiliate "real masochists." If the action doesn't do
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it for you, you may want to watch anyway in order to pick up a
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few redecorating ideas from the superb dungeon layout.
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Back to mainstream movies...
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Up to now, it appears that only the ladies receive on-screen
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spankings. Oddly, I've noticed that just as many fellows get
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theirs; perhaps these scenes are not as well remembered for the
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simple fact that the guys almost never end up over somebody's
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knee.
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As far back as 1940, aging adolescent Mickey Rooney got the
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tar whaled out of him by an irate shopkeeper (again, in front of
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a group of townspeople) in "Young Tom Edison." In "Lord of the
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Flies" (1963), a group of island-bound young British boys turned
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savages beat the bare butt of one of their former comrades
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(thanks again to Lisle for that one). A solid but often missed
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little film called "Heaven Help Us," set in a private Catholic
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boys' high school, features a scene in which several young
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delinquents are strapped mercilessly while bent over a gymnasium
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vaulting horse. And something a bit more severe than spanking -
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flogging - goes on in both versions (1935 and 1962) of "Mutiny on
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the Bounty."
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That the boys are regularly caned by the headmaster for
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various infractions is only suggested in "Tom Brown's
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Schooldays." The film is hardly worth mentioning here; however,
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should you find your local PBS station re-running the
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"Masterpiece Theatre" version of "Tom Brown," you will be
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delighted by at least one long, humiliating caning each and every
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week. So get out your VCR and call PBS.
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Except for "O" and "Maitresse," all of the aforementioned
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spankings and whippings are dealt out in the name of punishment,
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during which the subject is hardly happy with the situation. In
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my memory, there is not one Hollywood-produced film depicting the
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pleasure of spanking, or of dominance and submission in general.
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Those films that portray D and S promote a sadly negative view on
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the scene, in which the dom is a sick pervert and the sub an
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unwilling victim.
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Take "9-1/2 Weeks" (1986). For a while, we are led to
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believe that Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger are going to get into
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some serious D/s scenes; Rourke buys a crop, Rourke flails a
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razor strap around the room, Rourke even tells Basinger he's
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going to spank her, but nothing - outside of a few steamy moments
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spent in the missionary position - ever really happens.
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As I mentioned in a recent discussion of this film, the
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director apparently never heard the old theatre adage, "If you're
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going to bring a gun on stage, you'd better shoot it." Or in
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advertising jargon, "9-1/2 Weeks" is all sizzle and no steak.
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(Of course, it is widely known that the film was edited to shreds
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in order to avoid an X rating, so perhaps some very kinky stuff
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was left on the cutting room floor. But I still feel cheated.)
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The end result of "9-1/2 Weeks" is that most mainstream
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audiences are left believing the Mickey Rourke character is some
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sort of hateful pervert, and that poor, unwitting Kim Basinger is
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a victim to be pitied.
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The same sort of negativity comes across in "Star 80"
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(1981), in which it is suggested that Paul Snyder's fascination
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with S and M led him to murder Dorothy Stratten and then do
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unspeakable things to her corpse. "Cruising" (1980) slams the
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world of gay S and M equally hard. In the same fashion,
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"Hardcore" features at least one shot of a wall full of whips and
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paddles and restraints during nearly every scene depicting
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violence.
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Even certain low-budget movies, which revel in scenes
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bordering on D and S, put forth the same message. Look at the
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work of gore master Herschell Gordon Lewis; his "Blood Feast"
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(1963), for example, features one grueling scene in which a woman
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is flogged with a cat-o'-nine tails while chained to a wall.
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Sound like a turn-on? Her "master" ends up killing her. Not
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nice.
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A few mainstream movies tease us with the promise that we're
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going to see a few nice, happy adults engage in some nice, jolly
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D and S, but never do get past the point of teasing. Melanie
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Griffith dominates Jeff Daniels in "Something Wild" by
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handcuffing him to a bedframe and forcing him to make a telephone
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call to his boss while she begins to fellate him; the film is
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over by the time we realize that's as far into D and S as these
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two are going to get.
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"Eating Raoul" (1982) is all about the world of sexual
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variance, Hollywood style; it is a very, very funny film, but the
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characters only _talk_ about its subject matter, and refer to
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those with special tastes as "weirdos." There is a lovely, whip-
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wielding dominatrix named Doris who does little more than order
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one of her subs to "Lick my sneakers, you little worm!" There is
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a rich male submissive who literally begs Mary Woronov to spank
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him for being "a bad boy." Does she spank him? No... She waits
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for her husband (Paul Bartel) to hit him over the head with a
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frying pan and kill him. There is a lusty little woman who
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invites Woronov and Bartel into a foursome with her and her
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husband; the tiny lady explains that hubby is an "S" and she's an
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"M." (Woronov and Bartel purposely turn the gal off with the
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excuse that they are "into doggies.")
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There is only one scene I have ever watched which suggests
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that there are people in this world who enjoy D and S.
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Unfortunately, the two participants turn out to be sociopathic
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morons, but what else can you expect from a Mel Brooks film? The
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movie is "High Anxiety"; Cloris Leachman is the head nurse at a
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state hospital for the "Hopelessly Insane," and Harvey Korman is
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a resident psychiatrist. Brooks, the new director of the
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facility, awakens in the middle of the night to terrible screams
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coming from down the hall. He checks on Leachman, who assures
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him she is just fine, and hasn't heard a thing. After ditching
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Brooks, she doffs her bathrobe to reveal a sort of New Wave Nazi
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uniform, and returns to her clothes closet, where we find Korman,
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strung up by his wrists. Leachman admonishes him about his
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screaming, and tightens his bonds. Korman winces and reminds her
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that he's getting too much bondage, and needs more discipline.
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Leachman gives in and begins spanking his behind through his
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pajamas. It's a funny scene; it's a shame, however, that this is
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the most "positive" view of D and S I've ever watched.
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John Waters of "Pink Flamingos" fame has featured spanking
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scenes in a couple of his films, but it is not clear if these
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spankings are meant to be seen as something enjoyable to the
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spankee. The first was in an unreleased short called "Hag in a
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Black Leather Jacket" (1968); I understand that the film also
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features an "S and M version" of "These Boots Are Made For
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Walking." While you won't find "Hag" in your local video store,
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you probably will find "Desperate Living" (1977), in which there
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is a short scene of Edith Massey spanking the bare bottom of a
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leather-clad male. Massey seems to enjoy herself, but her sub
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appears to be only indulging her, and rather reluctantly at that.
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In any case, I hope this starts you on the road to many
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happy viewing hours. Just don't complain when your live-in
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starts wondering why you've begun bringing home so many John
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Wayne movies.
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