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Various short sightings/anecdotes:
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All are true, all seen by me or very close friends.
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12/01/92 - At a party, a vague friend of mine was wondering round
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telling everyone who would (or wouldn't) listen that she
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was "Dying for the loo." and "I don't want to wet myself!"
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She asked everyone within earshot of me "Do you want me
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to wet myself? Then get them out of the toilet!"
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A group of people were tending to a drunkard in the only
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toilet...
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She didn't seem too desperate - she stood still (but wrung
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her hands) as she spoke to me.
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o A friend of mine told my girlfriend one day during a phone call
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that she'd been out the previous nigth with another friend. They
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went to the cinema, but the film was crap, and too make matters
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worse "I was dying for the loo from half way through, so that didn't
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make it any better!"
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14/01/94 - In an afternoon lesson at Sixth Form College, a group of
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students were being shown a video. One couldn't sit still,
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kept giggling and going red. She said a couple of times
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"It must have been that coffee, I drank too much of it."
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The second their video finished, she jumped up and launched
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herself across the room towards the door, shouting at the
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teacher "Can I go to the loo now? Thank you!" not waiting
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for the reply.
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o Several re. one person. She's drop-dead gorgeous and seems to either
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get desperate regularly, or it happens to occur when I can hear about
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it:
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- Aged 16, she was a real party animal. At one during the summer,
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in a field to avoid damage to the host's house, she drank seven
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bottles of beer and then made love to her boyfriend, unable to pee
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as there were no toilets in the field, and lots of people at the
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party. She told my girlfriend later that it had been "awful".
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I didn't doubt it for a second.
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- Aged 17, at a party, she (apparently, though wasn't particularly
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fidgety) needed to piss a lot. Finally, the best friend of the
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hostess showed her an upstairs toilet, since the downstairs one had
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been/was being puked in, and was unavailable! The friend described
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her as "A very relieved girl," when she showed her the toilet.
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- Aged 19, on 29/08/95. She arrived for a days shopping with my
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informant at 10:15. They had some tea (this girl had three cups),
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then wondered around the town - she had a Fruitopia (fruit drink)
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since it was a hot day. At 11:30 they sat for a rest by the river,
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she was already very giggly and was probably slightly fidgety.
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Looking at clothes at 12:00 she definitely needed to - she had
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trouble getting in to the clothes she was trying on. 12:30 they had
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lunch, where she had a can of coke or somesuch, and some of my
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informant's. As soon as they sat down to lunch, she couldn't sit
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still. Her fidgeting was "rocking the benches in the cafe." My
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informant describes this as "severe fidgeting. The sort you do when
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you can't hold on." They left the cafe at 13:15ish and she said
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"The next thing on my menu is the toilet!" They walked very quickly
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to some public toilets a couple of minutes away.
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o Another individual. She reads these pages, although isn't (as far as
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she's told me) into watersports - she just has a small bladder! She
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is one of the characters in the St. John's College article. I won't
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describe her since she might be offended however I phrase it.
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04/11/92 At one party, aged about 16, she was getting me to matchmake
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her and a mutual friend. Conniving in the hall, she was
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fidgeting in one of the most violent manners I've ever seen.
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I knew she was absolutely bursting... We talked briefly,
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with her fidgeting all the while, until she announced,
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bending forward with her hands across her abdomen "Hang on,
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I'm going to pee myself if I don't go to the loo!" and
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dashed in to the toilet.
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02/05/94 Aged 17. Wearing cut-off jeans, she seemed a bit fidgety
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before a lesson at 11:50 (sadly, we were studying different
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A'level Maths courses). At lunch time (13:00-14:10), she
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announced about half way thorugh that she was thirsty. She
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had a mini-can of Root Beer in her lunch box, thus someone
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retorted "Drink your root beer then!" She replied "I can't,
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I think I might wet myself if I have it." "So go to the loo
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then!" I chipped in "Look, the Physics blokc ones are just
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over there!" She refused repeatedly, but did a bit later.
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She hadn't been very fidgety, though obviously needed to
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badly as she was subdued and not her normal self.
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- This very close friend almost never used school toilets, thus I'll
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try to coax her to tell me more...
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- Also appears in the Boat Trip item below.
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o Television desperation I've seen:
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- Phillipa Forester, a Children's TV Presenter for the BBC, when
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still very new, started talking very fast during a live broadcast
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and fluffed her lines/swung in her chair/stuttured etc. _I_ think
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she suddenly came over desperate since she was still nervous at
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being on TV, but others who saw it didn't even notice the change.
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- On one of the crappy Saturday morning TV shows with studio audiences,
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one member of a team in a quiz slot was obviously only just managing
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to concentrate on the questions over her bladder. She was later
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involved in a physical game and could be seen standing in the
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background fidgeting mightily...
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o Our Sixth Form College went on a boat trip as the end of year leaving
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party. The boat had a bar, a disco, and one toilet - with, as I
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recall, about 50-75 students on board. The queue for the toilet got
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enormous - half the group at times! Assorted people:
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- One girl (she's quite sexy, but on with the story) got her thumb
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stuck in the toilet door, hammering on it to make the person in front
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in the queue, who'd just gone in, be quicker. She had to be taken
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to hospital for X-rays I think, certainly received First Aid, but
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I never found out if she had been to the toilet before getting help.
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I liked to think she hadn't, and had somehow coped with the pressure
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in her bladder for the hour she was being ice-packed and splinted,
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but deep down I know she must have somehow endured the pain from her
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thumb in order to relieve the pain in her bladder first.
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- One of my friends was talking to a group of us, fidgeting slightly -
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the shifting slowly from leg to leg, not too desperate but can't
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stand still sort of fidget. She went to buy a drink (she said,
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though the toilet was also in the direction) but came back empty
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handed and announced "I need a wee but there's a queue!" She
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disappeared off again, later to be found still in the queue.
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- The same friend (X), and the one mentioned above (Y), were standing
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at the bow with me when the Captain announced he was going to moor
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at a jetty near public toilets for ten minutes as "I understand some
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ladies would like to powder their noses!" The whole boat laughed
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(those who could without wetting themselves). Y stamped her foot
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and said "I need a piss!" angrily. X replied "Okay, okay, just
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hang on." Y replied that she couldn't. They ran together to the
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public toilets when we docked.
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- Another friend drank as much as everyone else, but was never
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renowned for using the toilets however much she needed to. I think
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she had been waiting about six hours, including the trip to the
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boat, when she finally gave in. She joined the queue, and met me
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just after she came out of the toilet. She said "Oh that's better.
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Oh the pain!"
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12/02/93 - When I was 15/16 (during my GCSEs) I was elected Head Computer
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Technician. As Chair of a Committee of students that ran the
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school's computer room at lunch times, I had numerous
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meetings. Once a week, all the Committee met. At one such
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meeting, after it broke up, one of the two girls on the
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Committee said "Oh, does that mean I can go to the loo now?
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James [another Committee member] pulled me in before I could
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go, and I'm really dying." Later, I met her in the corridor
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and asked as I walked past if she'd masnaged to go yet. She
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said she hadn't but did, then, actually look desperate.
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30/09/95 - Eating in PizzaLand in York, I couldn't help noticing the
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fidgeting at the next table. A blonde woman of about 20 was
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with her boyfriend, rubbing legs and totally tied up in each
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other. I had no doubt she needed to piss, but when her
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boyfriend did go at the end of the meal, she watched him go
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wistfully but stayed put.
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01/07/95 - Also at that PizzaLand, there was a younger girl sitting
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directly opposite me who could not sit still. Her mother
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was apparently oblivious to the fact, but she was obviously
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on the verge of wetting herself. I honestly don't think
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she can have made it home without _some_ leaks...
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04/04/95 - This time at KFC in Plymouth, eating before seeing Forest
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Gump, actually, in the evening, I saw a girl and
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probably her sister with their mother stop outside the
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doors. The doors were open, and I plainly heard their
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conversation. The girl in question was very ratty and
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scowled, pacing about as they talked:
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Girl: "Let's have dinner. I need the toilet."
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Mum: "But we've still got to get the..."
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G: "We can do that after!" (said very soon after her Mum's
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comment). She then rushed in and upstairs to the
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toilets without waiting for her mum or sister.
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M: "What do you want?" (called up the stairs after her)
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The girl reappeared and crossed her legs on the steps as
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she replied anything would do.
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11/10/94 - We have to register with the Medical Centre on Campus when
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we arrive as first years at York Uni., thus a mamouth
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'production line' is set up. A urine test is done, as
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usual. Some people apparently went prepared:
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Waiting to see the nurse (third queue of the process) I
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found myself sitting next to the sexiest girl I'd so far
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met in my two days at Uni. She was fidgeting slightly,
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waiting for her friends to finish with the nurse before
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leaving (apparently to provide the sample, since they all
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came back later). Suddenly, amongst the small talk always
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evident among freshers, she said "I think my bladder's
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going to burst!" and didn't mention it again. She left
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about ten minutes later...
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20/07/95 - I've so far found only one advantage to commuting by train
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rather than car - watching women almost burst.
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Sitting on Exeter St. Davids station, in Devon, UK, on
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a glorious summer evening (hot and sweaty from my days
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work in a shirt and tie, otherwise I might have approached
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her), I saw a lovely, perfect-legged woman wearing an
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opaque mini-skirt on the opposite platform. She was
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intermittently with her boyfriend (I guess) though he
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spent a lot of time checking the Information Board. She
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was trying very hard to hide the fact that she was fidgeting,
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but every male eye in the place was on her since she had
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a somewhat revealing skirt ;-) . Their train arrived late,
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and I saw her straining in her seat to see whether either
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toilet in their carriage was occupied as the train finally
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pulled out. I have never seen anything better - many to
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equal it, but when tired, hot and frustrated on a working
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day there is nothing better!
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