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These sexual interludes were stolen from Interlude II, an old Apple ][
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program. Originally you filled out a questionnaire and based on your mood
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the computer would choose three of the following interludes. These
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interludes were taken pretty much directly from the Interlude II data file,
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so a few of the interludes (e.g. number 47) were used as responses for
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situations when the computer could not determine anything fun for you to
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do. A few will also appear to be repeated. These are actually variations to
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adjust the response for the sex of the user. The rest of these can clearly
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be used without the program, so just pick and choose.
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1. Light My Fire! -- Stroke her embers, and then watch out!
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Spend a lot of time warming up your lady to give her the best orgasm she
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has ever had! Kiss the back of her neck, her hairline, her ears. Kiss her
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eyes, her throat, her lips. Spend several minutes just kissing each other.
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Vary the kisses -- light ones, then deep passionate ones. Run your tongue
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over her lips and teeth, suck her lower lip. Then move down to her breasts,
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kissing, sucking, nibbling, caressing them. Roll one nipple in your fingers
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and flick the other with your tongue, sucking it, then flicking it. Spend
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several minutes here. Then move down her body to her stomach, kissing,
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touching, caressing. Then move to her inner thighs. Run your tongue close
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to her pussy, but avoid touching it directly for several minutes. Raise her
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bottom up and run your tongue over her buttocks, along her crack. Go back
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to her inner thighs and slowly approach her pussy. When she is moaning with
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desire, massage her labia with your fingers gently. Now spread the labia to
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expose her clit. Flick it with your tongue the way she likes best. When she
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comes, which should be quickly and intensely after this kind of foreplay,
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let her rest for several moments while you caress and kiss her inner
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thighs. Then proceed to your own pleasure...
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2. Leather Fingers -- Let your fingers to the talking
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Before you make love, put on leather gloves. Then, when you're kissing your
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lover, caress his face with your leather-covered fingers and let him inhale
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the fragrance of the leather. The sexy scent will carry you both to new
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heights of ecstasy.
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3. Moonlight Becomes You -- You heartbreaker, you!
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Walk with your lady on a moonlight night. The beach is the best, with waves
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crashing on the sand, but a walk along a lake or in the park will do
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nicely. Hold hands and talk about the future. Kiss her gently and tell her
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how beautiful she looks in the moonlight. This is a time for tenderness and
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gentle touches. When you get home, make gentle sweet love with her.
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4. Peek-a-Boob -- Watch out for this one!
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Wear a strapless top when you go out to dinner, or a blouse that buttons
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down the front, with no bra. In the car on the way home casually pull down
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your top or unbutton your blouse to expose one breast. When he notices (he
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will!), smile sexily and start caressing your breast. Wet your fingers and
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massage your nipple lightly, rolling it between two fingers. Say nothing,
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just continue caressing your breast with one hand and the back of his neck
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and ear with the other. When you get home, he'll take care of the rest.
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5. Nightwatch -- Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight...
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You'll need a clear summer night for this Interlude, preferably away from
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city lights. Lie in a hammock or on a blanket outdoors and watch the stars.
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Talk of the worlds beyond our world. Point out the constellations, if you
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know them, and make wishes on shooting stars. Stay till dawn and watch the
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sun come up, then sleep till noon.
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6. Teddy Bear -- Wouldn't you like to have a little old-fashioned fun?
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Your lady wants to play today, so take her to the best of playgrounds, an
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amusement park! Ride the roller coaster and tilt-a-whirl. Chase each other
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in bumper cars and view the playground from the top of the ferris wheel.
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Buy her cotton candy and popcorn and win a teddy bear for her at one of the
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booths. You're teenagers again, holding hands and stealing kisses!
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7. Jello Pudding -- Cool... refreshing... tasty!
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Here is a refreshing Interlude for a hot summer day. First, turn off the
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air conditioning in your house before your lover comes home. Then, an hour
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or two before he is due, fill the bathtub with cold water. Dissolve two
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dozen boxes of Jello (your favorite flavor or multi flavors) in warm water,
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then add to the bathtub. Add a bag of ice to thicken the mixture. Then
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wait. When he arrives, tell him you have prepared a surprise for him and
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ask him to shower with you in another bathroom (if possible). Now, lead him
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to the bathtub of jello. Climb in with him for a savory, slippery
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sensation. Afterwards, lick each other dry!
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8. The Heart of Pleasure -- Disembodied pleasure...
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Have your lover get undressed and lie on the bed. Turn off all the lights
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so that the bedroom is as dark as possible. Slowly run your fingers and
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tongue over his body, finally concentrating on his penis. Give it all your
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attention, bringing him almost to orgasm and then retreating, then
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repeating this again and again. When your think he can stand it no longer,
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let him come in your mouth.
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9. The Skater's Waltz -- Round and round you go, and where you stop...?
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How long has it been since you've been roller (or ice) skating? Rent
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roller skates in the park, if your city has this, or go to a roller (or
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ice) rink, and skate for hours. You may find that "The Skater's Waltz" has
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been replaced by disco music, but get into the rhythm and enjoy it. (Watch
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out for the little kids whizzing by!)
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10. A Touch of Class -- Everyone needs a little!
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Your lady needs a little romance in her life, so give it to her with a
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touch of class. Take her to a restaurant which has strolling violinists, if
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possible, and arrange for them to play "your" song at your table. If
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violinists aren't available, try for a restaurant with a band or a pianist
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and arrange for them to play your favorite tunes. Dance with her and tell
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her how much you love her. Continue the romantic mood of the evening when
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you get home with slow, sweet lovemaking.
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11. Pillow Talk -- Pillows are for more than sleeping!
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Remember pillow fights when you were a kid? Start one with your lover
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(goose down pillows are the best!) Heave a pillow at him when he comes out
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of the bathroom ready for bed. He'll throw it back, of course, but it
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becomes a pillow fight only when you both let go and start slugging it out
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with pillows. With children, pillow fights end up with admonitions from a
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parent. With adults, pillow fights can end up in uninhibited lovemaking!
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You are an adult, aren't you?
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12. The Way We Were -- Try to remember...
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What did you do, where did you go, on your first date? Recreate that
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memorable experience for a wondrous Interlude. If possible, wear the same
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clothes, do the same things. Afterwards, talk about what each of you felt
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on that first date. His impressions of her, her impressions of him, whether
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you were nervous, whether you realized at that time the significance of the
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event. You may remember things you had forgotten, and it's a delightful way
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to rekindle the spark of early passions.
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13. Hi, Ho Silver, AWAY! -- Who was that masked man?
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Buy a Lone Ranger mask from a costume shop and dress up like a cowboy. Then
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seduce your lady while she is reading or watching TV. Whatever you do,
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don't take off your mask.
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14. Jewel of the Nile -- Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes!
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While your lover takes a shower, dress up in all your jewelry -- rings on
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every finger, bracelets, ropes of beads or chains around your neck,
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breasts, waist, legs and nothing else. Now, light lots of candles and lie
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in the middle of the bed and wait for him.
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15. Sunday in the Park -- A special kind of intimacy
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Pack a picnic lunch and blanket and bicycle to a park. Take a portable tape
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player and your favorite tapes. After the picnic, lie back and talk. Really
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talk! You may find that kind of intimacy leads to a greater intimacy
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during your lovemaking at home.
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16. Cucumber Relish -- and you thought cucumbers were just for salads!
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Ask your lady to take a warm bath and then wait for you on the sofa. Have a
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drink ready for her when she emerges from her bath. Tell her to lie quietly
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and fantasize while you prepare dinner. After a few minutes go into her and
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blindfold her. Lift her knees to her head so that her pussy is accessible.
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Ask her to hold her legs in this position. Now, take a large cucumber which
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you've peeled and indented with ridges and warmed slightly in the oven.
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Insert it slowly in her pussy. Then, slowly, remove it to its tip and begin
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thrusting it gently while your own cock lies against her thighs. Tell her
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to fantasize about two men making love to her. Continue to stroke her with
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the cucumber, timing your strokes with her mounting passion.
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17. Showtime! -- This is a real showstopper!
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Release the performer in you and put on a show for your lover. Buy several
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vibrators and dildos. Make a stage out of your bed by focusing several
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lights on it, and give your lover a comfortable front-row seat in the
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shadows. Arrange your "tools" on the bed and put on some sexy music. Now
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start by stripping slowly and moving to the music on the bed. Insert one of
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the vibrators in your pussy and stroke it slowly as you hold another one on
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your clitoris. Let him hear your pleasure as you rise toward a soaring
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climax. Don't stop now. Dip a dildo in a bowl of honey or whipped cream,
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and then lick and suck it while you hold another vibrator deep inside you.
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Get on your knees with your bottom toward your "audience". With one
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vibrator still inside you, take another one and caress your nipples, then
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your clit. Continue with as many variations and orgasms as your imagination
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and strength allow.
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18. Three's Company -- She won't believe her eyes!
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If you're not the jealous type, hire a male stripper to dance for your lady
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in private (with you there, of course!). Plan a dinner at home and arrange
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for the dancer to act as the waiter for dinner. Ask him to dress in a
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tuxedo and, at the end of dinner, to strip and dance to provocative music.
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Photograph or Videotape the event for future enjoyment. How far he strips,
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and how long he stays, is up to you.
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19. Couch Dancing -- He'll be shocked... but thrilled.
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If you're not the jealous type, hire a female stripper to dance for your
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lover in private (with you there, of course!). Plan a dinner at home and
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arrange for the dancer to arrive just after dinner. Have your lover sit on
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the sofa while she dances sensuously for him. Photograph or videotape the
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dance for future enjoyment. How far she strips and how long she stays is up
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to you!
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20. Boardwalk -- an old game with a new twist.
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Play a favorite childhood game with an adult twist. Play Monopoly by the
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original rules until all the properties are purchased, but limit each
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player to three hotels to be built on his or her chosen properties. Now,
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when you land on a hotel of your opponent you must pay the amount owed in
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monopoly money, as well as pay with your body. The person landing on the
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property decides how to pay with his or her body, with the objective being
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to make the other person come as quickly as possible. If the person being
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paid comes, he or she loses the game; if the person being paid wishes to
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hold out, he or she can tell the other to stop, and the game goes on...
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until one or the other comes. The question is, do you want to win the game
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-- or do you want an orgasm? Post-game play can take any form you wish!
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21. A Taste of Honey -- From her Honey-pot
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When you are making love with your lady, let her smell -- then taste -- her
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own love juices. When she is really hot, dip your finger in her pussy, then
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lift it to her nose while you are kissing her. Between kisses, lick your
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finger, then put your finger into her mouth, slowly. Repeat this several
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times, then enter her for a roaring climax.
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22. American Graffiti -- We now pause for an important message.
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Leave your lover a message on his bathroom mirror after a lovely night of
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lovemaking, inviting him to your next Interlude, e.g., "I'm still throbbing
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with pleasure. Meet me in the Jacuzzi at seven. I'll bring the bubbly."
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Then, follow through! P.S. If you don't have a Jacuzzi, a swimming pool or
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lawn chair in the back yard will do nicely!
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23. Come fly with me -- Welcome to the Mile-High Club.
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Yes, you can join the mile-high club without being arrested for indecency!
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On your next flight, arrange to meet in the lavatory. Choose your time
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carefully so you won't be observed entering an "occupied" lavatory. Once
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inside, he can sit on the closed toilet seat while she lifts her skirt and
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sits on his cock with her back to him. (She's prepared for this by removing
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her panties earlier.) Or try it standing up. Despite the small enclosure,
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there's still enough room for a memorable experience!
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24. Slippin' and Slidin' -- Peepin' and Hidin'!
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Spread large towels on your bed. Take a bottle of body oil and lavish oil
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over your lady's body till it glistens. Don't miss an inch, as you move
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your slippery hands over her body, front and back. Then lie on top of her
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and move your body across her glistening skin. By the time you finish
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you'll both be covered with love oil.
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25. Tongue Teaser -- Lily Lozenge Licked a lot of Lovely Lovers!
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After a relaxing shower or bath, give your lover a tongue bath. Start at
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his neck and ears and work your way down his back, licking him slowly and
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caressing him with your fingertips. Spread his buttocks and slowly lick
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your way to his anus. Tease him a bit by circling his secret spot slowly.
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Then when he is moaning with pleasure, lick his anus directly with slow,
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slightly pulsating motions. It's clean and fresh, and you'll give him new
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erotic sensations. Now, turn him over and see the hard proof of your
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efforts. Climb on and enjoy!
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26. Up, Up, an Away! -- Above the maddening crowds.
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Arrange for a hot air balloon ride with your lady (Hot air balloons may be
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rented in most major cities for 100 dollars or less for an hour's ride).
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Pack a picnic of finger foods and wine or champagne. Feed each other as you
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soar above the countryside. Kiss and touch to your heart's content, but
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save the grand finale until you land. Too much motion might upset the
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balloon basket... not to mention the balloon pilot!
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27. Romancing the Stone -- Chocolates and Diamonds
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Romance is the spice of life. Choose this Interlude when you're giving your
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lady a very special present, such as diamond jewelry. Arrange a candle lit
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dinner at home or at a very intimate restaurant. Present her with a box of
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chocolate truffles in which you've placed the jewelry in lieu of one of the
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chocolates. Watch her joy when she opens the box.
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28. Rest Stop -- Without the Rest
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On your next auto trip, wear some easily removable clothes. After dark, ask
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your lover to pull over at a roadside park. Then undress in the car while
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he remains dressed. Caress yourself while he watches, and bring yourself to
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a climax. Then unzip his pants and perform fellatio. Continue on your trip!
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29. The Pleasure Tapes -- No 18 Minute gaps here!
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If you have a video tape recorder, rent a video camera and make a videotape
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of yourselves while you are making love (maybe during one of the more
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exotic Interludes). Afterwards, watch your home movie... and get ready to
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go again!
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30. Flower power -- Say it with flowers!
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While your lady's away, fill her bedroom with flowers. Order several dozens
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of bouquets of all kinds from a florist, if you can afford it, or buy the
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flowers and arrange the vases yourself. When she comes home, be in the
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bedroom, lying naked on the bed with a rose in your teeth. She'll take it
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from there.
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31. Thriller -- This is something he'll never forget!
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If you have a video tape recorder, rent a video camera to create a surprise
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Interlude or your lover. Videotape yourself doing a striptease and
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masturbating. (Set the camera on a tripod to focus on your setting). Give
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the videotape to him giftwrapped. Then have him watch it alone while you
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wait for him in bed...
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32. Love Sounds -- Music to your ears!
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Make an audio tape recording of your lovemaking. If you're inclined to
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silence, try to be noisy. Express audibly all the pleasure you feel. Talk,
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moan, groan, scream. Then, when you're in the mood for a special treat,
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play the recording while you make love.
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33. Inner Sanctum -- The thighs have it!
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The next time you make love to your lady, spend some time on her inner
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thighs... you can tease her to great heights this way. Kiss, lick and
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nibble each of her inner thighs, approaching but not touching her pubic
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area. Move in closer, kissing and tonguing the entire area, yet still
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avoiding her vagina and clitoris. Caress her inner thighs lightly.
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Intersperse the kissing and tonguing with gentle bites. Finally, turn your
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full attention to the center of her sex and bring her to a climax.
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34. Hair -- A sensuous experience
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Brushing your lady's hair can be a sensuous experience for both of you.
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Have her sit comfortably at your feet, her back to you. Start by massaging
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her scalp with your fingertips. Then brush her hair with 100 slow, gentle
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strokes. When you have finished, massage her temples with a firm circular
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motion, then move around her hairline to the base of her shoulders to give
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her a firm shoulder massage. Kiss the back of her neck at her hairline. Let
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your kisses and her responses guide you through the rest of this interlude.
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35. Double your Pleasure -- Double your Fun!
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The next time you make love, try this to double your pleasure. When your
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lover enters you, turn on your vibrator and place it on your clitoris so
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that he can also feel its vibrations. Come together this way.
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36. Who's the Boss? -- She calls the shots!
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Create your own interlude! Give your mate the instructions and tell him
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the computer gave them to you.
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37. A Gift of Love -- The Pleasure is in the giving!
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Your lady is tired tonight. Express your love by holding -- just holding --
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her in your arms as you both drift off to sleep. When morning comes, wake
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her with light kisses and early morning cuddling. Kiss her face, neck, and
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breasts. Make your way slowly down her body and bring her to full awakening
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with cunnilingus. Take nothing for yourself, even if she offers to
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reciprocate. This is a gift to her. While she is lying in the afterglow of
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your love, serve her favorite morning beverage in bed.
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38. The Chase -- Adventure and fantasy!
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Remember how it was when you were unattached and saw an interesting face
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across the bar? You can recreate that experience with your own lover and
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recapture all the excitement and adventure of the chase! Arrange to meet at
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a singles' bar, preferably one where you will not run into people you know.
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Arrive separately. Sit across the bar from each other. Pretend you don't
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know each other, but flirt with each other across the bar. One of you
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should ask the other to dance, but don't drop your charade even when alone
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on the dance floor. Try to get acquainted with this "new" person. Proceed
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at a pace you consider appropriate. Be outrageous, if you wish -- part of
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the fun is fooling the people around you! When it is time to leave, walk
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out arms entwined... with the anticipation of what the evening has in
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store!
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39. Slow-Dancing! -- Do ya wanna dance?
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Take your lady dancin' tonight... at home. Put some slow, sexy dance music
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on the stereo, and ask her to dance with you. As you dance, kiss and touch
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her. Let her feel your growing desire. Slowly strip off her clothes, piece
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by piece, and let her do the same to you. Continue dancing in the nude.
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When you're ready, enter her and continue dancing. (Pick her up and let her
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wrap both legs around your back, or bend her over and enter her from
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behind, matching your movements to the music.)
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40. Look, Don't Touch! -- The eyes have it!
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She may not be interested in active sex tonight, but watching is another
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matter. Ask her to undress and wait for you in bed. Then, undress and sit
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in a chair near the bed or on the corner of the bed. Arouse yourself by
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fantasizing or looking at erotic photos. Pretend you are alone as you
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stroke yourself to a climax.
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41. The Sound of Music -- A whop-bob-a-loo-mop-alop-bam-boom!
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Dress in loose robes and select your favorite music for the stereo. Begin
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with champagne and kisses. As your passion grows, put on headphones (both
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of you) and continue kissing -- just kissing -- and sipping champagne.
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Slowly expand your activities to touching, caressing, and exploring each
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other's bodies. Spend up to an hour kissing and touching as the music
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heightens your desires. Make love to the sound of music. (You should
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probably remove the headphones first!)
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42. Rembrandt's Delight -- Release the artist in you!
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One of the best ways to explore your lover's body is to touch every inch,
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every crease, every crevice. What better way than body painting? Buy a box
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of Body Paints for Lovers. Spread a sheet on the floor, strip off your
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clothes and start painting your live canvas. Let your creativity soar as
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you paint each other head to toe, front and back. Afterwards, admire your
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handiwork. Then make love and shower together -- or shower together and
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then make love. Whichever turns you on.
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43. Let it be -- No performances necessary.
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Your man doesn't feel like making love tonight. Show him he doesn't have to
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perform to please you. When he is in bed, give him a shoulder and back
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massage. Run your tongue lightly up and down his spine. Tell him you care.
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Alternate brushing his back with your fingertips and lips. Then go to sleep
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curled around his back. Let body warmth be enough.
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44. Bottoms up! -- Cheers!
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Give your lady a new sensation. When you're ready for intercourse, grasp
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her ankles in each hand and raise her knees as close to her head as they
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can comfortably go. (Be careful not to hurt her!) Take her in this
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position.
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45. Foot Fetish -- A gift of Love.
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When your lady is especially tired and tense, treat her to a foot massage.
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Prepare her favorite drink and tell her to remove her shoes and relax.
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Prepare a large basin of hot water. Add fragrant bath salts and place her
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feet in the basin to soak for a few minutes. Get a towel, floor pillow, bar
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of soap, and body lotion. Seat yourself on the floor pillow at her feet,
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and wash each foot slowly, lovingly, massaging it gently. Dry her feet and
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put the basin of water aside. Now take one of her feet in your lap and rub
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the lotion into it. Massage the instep and sole of the foot deeply. Take
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her ankle in both your hands and massage it in small, circular motions.
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Attend to each toe individually. Kiss each foot as you finish and/or suck
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her toes! Repeat this procedure with the other foot. When you have
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finished, let your lady take the lead. She may be relaxed enough to fall
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asleep -- or aroused enough to take on a different kind of Interlude.
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46. To each his own -- You show me yours, I'll show you mine!
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Try something a little different tonight when you make love. When you are
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ready to climax, move away from your lover and prop yourselves against
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pillows opposite each other. Begin to masturbate while watching each other.
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Talk or communicate with sounds just as you would during intercourse. Try
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to time it so that you climax together.
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47. Strike 3 -- No Hits, No Runs, No Errors
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Sorry, you struck out! Take a cold shower and try again tomorrow night.
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48. You Made Me Love You -- She didn't wanna do it! She didn't wanna do it!
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Although she seems hardly interested, your lady really wants to be seduced
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-- to be kissed, teased, aroused, and finally, taken. Start your seduction
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with music. Put something sexy on the stereo, maybe some blues or jazz.
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Then begin to touch her hair, ears, neck, shoulders, wherever she happens
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to be, whatever she happens to be doing. If she doesn't respond at first,
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make your actions speak a little louder. Kiss her nipples through her
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shirt, or lift or unbutton it to kiss them directly. Run your hand up her
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leg to her panties, and run your fingertip just inside the panty leg. By
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now, you should have her complete attention. Carry on!
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49. Hooky Nookie -- You never played Hooky like this as a kid!
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Play hooky today... stay home from work, lock the doors, unplug the phone,
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and lose yourself to each other. Start the day with a shower for two and
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breakfast in the nude... and go from there. There's no reason to hurry --
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you have all day. Now is your chance to say and do the things you always
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put off because you were tired or in a hurry. This is a day to laugh and
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play with each other -- a day for pillow fights and wrestling matches and
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making love in every room in the house. Don't let anything divert your
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attention from loving and playing with each other. Take a nap together,
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relax by the pool, but always with the thought of the next loving
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encounter. Take pleasure in each other on this slightly wicked, carefree
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day of fun.
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50. Rock with me baby! -- Rock'n Roll is here to stay!
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You'll need a rocking chair for this Interlude, preferably one without
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arms. Sit on the chair and let your lady straddle you face to face, with
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you inside her. Let the rocking of the chair carry you to erotic heights.
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51. Double Intendre -- Say What?
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Make love your favorite way. Just before orgasm insert a moist finger into
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your lover's anus.
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52. Reflections -- Mirror Mirror, on the wall.
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Mirrors expand and enhance the action that goes on in your bed. They can
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satisfy both your exhibitionist and voyeuristic desires since you are
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performer and viewer at once. Ideally, you would be surrounded with mirrors
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-- on two walls and the ceiling -- but a full-length portable mirror and a
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hand mirror will do. Place the full-length mirror on the bed against the
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wall so that you can see yourself lying on the bed. Place the hand mirror
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within reach. During intercourse watch yourselves in the mirror. Try
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different positions. She may wish to hold the hand mirror near the
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genitalia to watch her lover's movements in her. Remember, you are both
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star and audience!
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53. Water Babies -- Splish Splash!
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Skinny dipping is easiest if you have your own swimming pool, but late
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night cloaks even an apartment pool in privacy! So, if it's summertime,
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take a moonlight swim in the nude. (If it's not summer, select another
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Interlude!) Relish the air of the forbidden. Enjoy the feel of your lover's
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body under water. If it is private, make love on a blanket under the stars
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without drying off. If there's less privacy, do it in the pool or return to
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your bedroom for the final act.
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54. Overtime -- A real shocker... if you're caught!
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Invite your lady to meet you at your office one night when you are working
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late. When she arrives, lock the door if you have a private office; if not,
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make sure everyone, including the cleaning people, are gone. (The later the
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|
hour, the better, for this Interlude!) Greet your lady with a long, deep
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kiss to set the mood, then expand your kisses to her neck, ears, and hair.
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Unbutton her blouse and bra. Ignore her protests. Kiss her breasts and
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nipples until she is fully aroused. (Stay as fully clothed as possible as
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you may have to make a quick recovery!) Bend her over the desk so that her
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elbows are resting on the desktop. Kneel behind her; lift her skirt and
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ease her panties to her ankles. Touch her with your tongue and fingers
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until she is ready for you. Then unzip your pants and enter her from
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behind. The danger of discovery only increases the thrill. Afterwards, take
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her out to dinner and talk about the experience. It might inspire you to
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another Interlude when you get home!
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55. The Wrestling Match -- And the winner is...
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Spread a large mat or sheet on the floor. Strip to your bikini underwear
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and rub each other with body oil or suntan oil. Now, wrestle! Instructions
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to him: Don't overpower your lady so that there is no contest. The fun is
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|
in the wrestling itself. When you're both highly aroused, you can use your
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strength to "finish" the match. Instructions to her: Use all your
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|
strength... you just might win!
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56. Love on the Rocks -- What a twist of fun!
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Sit on the floor at your lover's feet and perform fellatio. Occasionally,
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take a sip of an iced drink and hold it in your mouth for a few seconds.
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Swallow it and quickly take him into your chilled mouth. Continue as long
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as he likes it.
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57. Oh Baby Mine -- He wants to beg tonight!
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He wants to be babied tonight. He wants to be smothered with your attention
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|
without having to reciprocate. That's okay -- your turn will come! Light a
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|
fire in the fireplace or light several candles, and turn out the lights.
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|
Spread a blanket on the floor. Undress your lover. Now undress yourself
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|
slowly by the light of the fire while he watches. Run your fingers lightly
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|
over his body from head to toe, then perform fellatio until he is fully
|
|
erect. Bring him to orgasm any way you like and go to sleep in each other's
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|
arms in front of the fireplace.
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58. Swing-a-long -- It's swingsational!
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If it's summer, proceed with this Interlude... if it's not, return to the
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computer for a warmer Interlude. Making love in a swing can give your lady
|
|
unexpected and very pleasurable sensations. Your job is to find a swing
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|
with some degree of privacy. A porch swing will do, but the best kind is
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|
the single board on chains, such as you find on a playground. (Maybe you
|
|
could attach one to a tree in your back yard?) Sit in the swing and have
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your lady straddle you face to face, with you in her. (Whether you do this
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|
partially clothed or totally nude depends on the location of the swing and
|
|
your discretion!) Begin to swing, pumping with your feet, until you reach
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as high as you can go. You may or may not be able to reach orgasm this way,
|
|
but chances are, she will!
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59. The Magic Touch -- Guess who's got it?
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Light a fire in the fireplace or light several candles, and turn out the
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|
lights. Warm some scented body oil and spread a blanket on the floor. Now,
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|
undress your lady and yourself, and have her lie on her stomach on the
|
|
blanket. You are going to give her a sensuous massage. Start at her neck
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|
and scalp, massaging lightly with your fingertips. Using the scented oil,
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|
massage each arm with gentle kneading, then long firm strokes. Massage each
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|
hand and finger, then her shoulders, back, and buttocks, with firm
|
|
kneading. Linger with a gentle touch on the curve of her buttocks and inner
|
|
thighs, then massage each leg and foot. Pay special attention to her feet!
|
|
Turn her over and give her face a light fingertip massage. Continue down
|
|
her neck to her breasts. Linger at the nipples, rolling them lightly
|
|
between your fingertips. Continue to her stomach and pubic area, lightly
|
|
stroking the vulva. Then massage each leg and foot again. Now run your
|
|
fingertips very lightly over her entire body, and return to the pubic area.
|
|
You can give all your attention now to teasing and arousing her. Give her
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|
as many orgasms as she wants, with your hand or tongue. Then take her
|
|
however you wish.
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60. Musk Magic -- The Fragrance of Love
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|
The next time you go to a party, dab some of your own perfume -- your love
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|
juices -- behind each ear. Then dance with your lover or kiss him and let
|
|
him sniff the secret behind your ears. The musky fragrance will probably
|
|
cause an early exit as he rushes you home to bed. (Caution: Avoid other men
|
|
at the party or you may start a stampede!)
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61. Win some, Lose some -- You can't please all the people, all the time!
|
|
Well, you can't win 'em all. Curl up with a good book and try again
|
|
tomorrow night.
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62. From here to Ecstasy -- Relax and enjoy.
|
|
Tonight you will tease your man to the edge of ecstasy and beyond... The
|
|
only way to accomplish this is to bind him securely. Have him undress and
|
|
lie on the bed. Using velvet ropes, tie his ankles together and tie his
|
|
wrists behind his back. Blindfold him. Now strip to your panties and kneel
|
|
astride him. Give him your scent, your signature, by pressing your
|
|
underarms, your breasts, your covered pussy against his face. Now strip off
|
|
your panties and begin the warm-up. Brush your lips over his penis lightly,
|
|
then take it fully in your mouth to make it hard. During the initial stage
|
|
you should keep both his mouth and his penis occupied simultaneously:
|
|
Start with one hand stroking his penis and one hand, flavored with the
|
|
scent of your sex, over his mouth; alternate with one hand on his penis and
|
|
your pussy on his mouth. For the grand finale, straddle his chest and begin
|
|
mouth-work on his penis with slow strokes, about one per second. After
|
|
several seconds, switch to ten or so very quick strokes, then resume the
|
|
slow rhythm. Continue to alternate this pattern. If he nears ejaculation,
|
|
drop the tempo. Keep this up as long as he can stand it. Then bring him to
|
|
climax with your mouth or hand, or turn and ride him. After his orgasm,
|
|
untie him quickly so that you can rest in each other's arms.
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|
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|
63. Remote Control -- Reach out and touch someone.
|
|
The next time you are out of town, call your lady near bedtime. Ask her if
|
|
she is undressed and ready for bed. If not, ask her to undress and bring
|
|
her vibrator to bed with her. Tell her you want to make love. Ask her to
|
|
touch herself while you're talking. Ask her to tell you exactly what she is
|
|
doing and how it feels. Tell her specific things you would like her to do.
|
|
Encourage her with love talk. Ask her to turn on the vibrator and use it
|
|
for her pleasure. Increase your own stroking as she nears a climax. Share
|
|
your love sounds as you come together miles apart.
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|
|
|
64. Licks, Nibbles, and Bytes -- A nipple nibble!
|
|
Your lady's nipples may be her most erogenous zone, so begin here. Suck,
|
|
nibble, or tongue one nipple while you roll the other between two moistened
|
|
fingers. Gently massage the entire breast -- vary the pressure to her
|
|
liking. Return to the nipples, going from one to the other. Use as much
|
|
pressure and/or teeth as she wishes. Maybe she would like to climax this
|
|
way? If not, continue down her body and perform cunnilingus until she
|
|
comes again and again, while you keep one or both hands active on her
|
|
nipples and breasts.
|
|
|
|
65. Fantasy Island -- Your dreams come true!
|
|
Sharing fantasies can be a way to deeper intimacy. Tonight, share your
|
|
favorite sexual fantasy with your lover. Act it out if possible, or let it
|
|
stimulate greater creativity in your lovemaking.
|
|
|
|
66. Appointment for Love -- You'll wanna be on time for this appointment!
|
|
When you know your lady is at home, call her on the phone and tell her you
|
|
are coming home early. Suggest that she take a leisurely bath and wait for
|
|
you in bed. Tell her exactly what you plan to do to her when you arrive.
|
|
Now, hurry home!
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|
|
|
67. Feelings -- A book of Revelations
|
|
Create a love diary for your lady. Buy a notebook or one of those bound
|
|
books with blank pages. Then for a week, a month, or longer, write in it
|
|
all your erotic thoughts about her, your fantasies, your feelings about an
|
|
experience you've shared. This is the place to reveal the things about her
|
|
that really turn you on, the things you'd like to do or say but cannot
|
|
bring yourself to voice. Write in the book daily or as often as possible.
|
|
Don't worry about style or grammar or spelling... just be honest. Give the
|
|
book to her for a special gift.
|
|
|
|
68. Whatever Lola Wants -- Lola gets!
|
|
Your man wants a lady in the parlor, a slut in the bedroom. He knows you're
|
|
the former -- show him you can be the latter as well. Dress up in dark
|
|
stockings, garter belt, and high heels. Put on a sexy, lacy, barely-there
|
|
bra. Then demand that he make love to you -- on your terms. Tell him what
|
|
you want him to do, where you want him to touch or kiss you. Make him
|
|
respond to your every need. Sweep away all your inhibitions... and he'll
|
|
sweep away his.
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|
|
|
69. Inchworm -- On your way to where?
|
|
Lie on the floor on your sides facing each other, with your heads together
|
|
and your feet pointing in opposite directions. Begin by kissing each
|
|
other's lips in this position. Then ease your way down each other's bodies,
|
|
each going in opposite directions, arriving at the nipples simultaneously.
|
|
Go slowly; let the passion and tension build. Continue on to the navel, the
|
|
stomach, then on to your goal -- your lover's genitals. Crook one leg so
|
|
that your lover's head can rest on your thigh. Devote your full attention
|
|
to this area in its infinite variations. Climax together or separately, at
|
|
your own, leisurely pace.
|
|
|
|
70. The Drive-in Show -- Back seat Bingo!
|
|
How long has it been since you've necked in the back seat of a car at a
|
|
drive-in movie? Take a leap back in time tonight and recapture that
|
|
deliciously forbidden feeling you had as a teenager. Take a six-pack (or
|
|
your favorite wine) and popcorn or snacks, and head for your nearest
|
|
drive-in movie. Who cares what's playing? You and your love will provide
|
|
the main attraction in the back seat! How "far" should you go? How far
|
|
did you go as a teen?
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|
|
|
71. A Hole-in-One -- Par for the course!
|
|
Your lover has indicated a special erogenous zone. Attend to it in a
|
|
special way during this Interlude. Before you start, get out your vibrator,
|
|
preferably a small battery-operated one. Spread vaseline over its tip.
|
|
During fellatio or intercourse, turn on the vibrator and very gently insert
|
|
the tip in his anus. The sensation, it is said, can be incredible!
|
|
|
|
72. Show me -- a hands on demonstration.
|
|
Did you ever wonder if you're touching your mate exactly the way he or she
|
|
likes? No one can do it better than you can yourself, so give your lover a
|
|
close-up of how you like it. For this hands-on demonstration, lie in a
|
|
sixty-nine position with each partner's leg bent to make a "pillow" for the
|
|
other's head. Perform fellatio and cunnilingus until you're both near
|
|
climax. Then switch to masturbation for the climax. Because of your
|
|
position, he can watch exactly where and how she touches herself, and she
|
|
can see the rhythm and pace at which he strokes himself.
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|
|
|
73. Peeping Tom -- For his eyes only.
|
|
There's a little voyeur in most men, so give full rein to your lover's
|
|
voyeuristic fantasies! Send him outside to the patio or balcony. Tell him
|
|
to make himself comfortable while you prepare a surprise. Let him wait a
|
|
few minutes to build up his anticipation, then stand in front of the window
|
|
where he can see you and begin to undress slowly and seductively. Don't be
|
|
self-conscious; pretend you are an actress playing a sexy role! Put on
|
|
your sexiest lingerie and recline in a chair in front of the window. Caress
|
|
your nipples, breasts, inner thighs. Go slowly so that he will have time to
|
|
enjoy your performance. Touch yourself in your favorite place, first with
|
|
your fingers, then with your vibrator if you wish. When you are ready, give
|
|
yourself over completely to orgasm. He will soon be in to claim you.
|
|
|
|
74. Macho Man -- Take her, she's yours!
|
|
One of the most common female fantasies is rape -- being taken by force
|
|
against her will. She doesn't really want to be raped, of course; she just
|
|
wants the feeling of helpless submission occasionally. Give your lady a
|
|
safe fulfillment of this fantasy by holding her down forcefully during
|
|
intercourse. Grasp her wrists and pin her hands over her head. Try to hold
|
|
her motionless as she struggles. Take her now... she is yours.
|
|
|
|
75. Just desserts -- an after-dinner mint!
|
|
Suggest to your lover that you go out to dinner. Wear a dress and no
|
|
panties or pantyhose. During dinner tell him you aren't wearing any panties
|
|
and watch his interest rise. If you can do so discretely, slip your hand
|
|
under your dress and stroke yourself during dinner from time to time. Let
|
|
him know what you are doing. On the way home in the car, guide his hand up
|
|
your dress and let him feel your wetness. Unzip his pants and stroke his
|
|
cock all the way home. When you get inside the house, kneel on the floor in
|
|
front of him and take him in your mouth. Bring him to orgasm right then and
|
|
there!
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|
|
|
76. Kama Sutra -- Enie Meenie Miney Moe!
|
|
This is the night for experimentation. Get a copy of the Kama Sutra and
|
|
look through it together. Choose different positions you'd like to try. Try
|
|
them. Many of those shown have little to offer except novelty, but you may
|
|
find some you really like. Add those to your repertoire for future
|
|
lovemaking.
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|
|
|
77. The Hungry Eye -- Needs an occasional feast!
|
|
Your lover likes to watch you without your knowing it. Tonight let him
|
|
watch you perform your after-bath ritual... as if you didn't know he was
|
|
watching. Ask him to wait for you in the bedroom while you bathe, making
|
|
sure that he is seated or lying in view of the bathroom door. After your
|
|
bath perform your after-bath ritual with the door open, as seductively as
|
|
possible, knowing that each movement charms and entices him. As you dry
|
|
yourself, stretch and bend to rub every inch of your body. Be sure that you
|
|
are within sight of your lover, but pretend not to see him, to heighten the
|
|
voyeuristic aspect. Rub body lotion sensuously over your body, caressing
|
|
your breasts, stomach, buttocks, and legs as he watches. Now slip into
|
|
something silky and sexy and begin to brush your hair with long, slow
|
|
strokes, with your head back and your eyes closed. As you near 100 strokes
|
|
begin to count out loud, increasing your rhythm slightly. If your lover has
|
|
not approached you by the 100th stroke, go to him and show him how sexy you
|
|
feel!
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|
|
|
78. Pleasure Chest -- A rare treat for a rare fetish!
|
|
Your lover's nipples may be more sensitive than your own. If they are, this
|
|
Interlude will delight him. Wet one nipple with your tongue, then flick it
|
|
with your finger tip while you lick and flick the other nipple with your
|
|
tongue. If his nipples are sensitive he will quickly get an erection. When
|
|
he does, you will have three areas to work: each nipple and his penis. Vary
|
|
your action. For example, suck him while you are flicking each nipple with
|
|
a moistened fingertip; then stroke him with one hand while your tongue and
|
|
the other hand massages and teases his nipples. Give him a climax this way.
|
|
|
|
79. Wasn't that a Party? -- How to turn a dull party into a memorable affair!
|
|
The next time you're at a big, dull party, grab a quickie with your lady in
|
|
your host's bathroom or secluded patio. Whisper to her to take off her
|
|
panties and meet you at the appointed spot. If it's a bathroom, lock the
|
|
door and seat her on the countertop -- she can wrap her legs around you
|
|
while you take her standing up. If it's a patio, find a ledge or lie on a
|
|
lounge chair and let her straddle you. Wherever the encounter, remember..
|
|
no noise!
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|
|
|
80. Good Vibrations -- F.f.f.fan T.t.t.astic!
|
|
If your lover has never experienced a vibrator, he is in for a very
|
|
pleasant surprise. Show him how it feels by moving it across his shoulders
|
|
and chest. Run it over the insides of his thighs. Gently glide it along the
|
|
shaft of his penis. Give him the vibrator to caress your genital area and
|
|
thighs. Guide him in its use for your greatest pleasure. Let him bring you
|
|
to orgasm with it... then return the favor.
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|
|
|
81. Bad Girl -- Shame on You!
|
|
During foreplay, turn your lady on her stomach and kiss her shoulders and
|
|
back. Slap her sharply on her buttocks with the flat palm of your hand. It
|
|
should sting a bit, but not really hurt. Do this repeatedly, taking care to
|
|
intersperse the spanking with kisses and caresses on her buttocks. During
|
|
intercourse, take her from behind and slap her buttocks again as she nears
|
|
a climax. This can be very pleasurable for many women, but be sure not to
|
|
cross the border into pain.
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|
|
|
82. Black Magic -- you're under her spell!
|
|
Be a seductress tonight. . .in garterbelt, stockings, and high-heeled
|
|
shoes! Add a black lace bra and forget the panties. You won't need them.
|
|
Move around the room for your lover to excite him visually. Touch yourself
|
|
and offer him the scent of your love juices. While he is sitting on a sofa,
|
|
kneel over his face to "kiss" him with your vulva. Now slowly undress him
|
|
and perform fellatio while he nibbles and kisses your buttocks. Mount and
|
|
ride him so that he can watch you in your sexy garments. Lift your breasts
|
|
out of the bra and offer them to his lips. Move through different
|
|
positions, taking your time on each so that you both can savor its
|
|
fullness. Let the passion build slowly to the point of no return.
|
|
|
|
83. Afternoon Delight -- Happy Hour Special!
|
|
Have a hard day? Forget the drink. Drink deeply of your love instead. Ease
|
|
away each other's tensions with kisses and caresses. Undress each other
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leisurely. It's early -- no need to rush. Enjoy your lover fully right
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where you are.
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84. Candlelight Sanata -- Beethoven would have loved this one!
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Give your lovemaking a romantic glow tonight. While your lover is getting
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ready for bed, light one or more candles and turn out the bedroom lights.
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The romantic glow of candlelight will set the mood for a lovely Interlude.
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85. Take Five -- The Tension easer.
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Take a quick tension break -- five minutes from start to finish. It's a
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basic way to say "I always have time for your love."
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86. Chains of Love -- This will tickle her fancy!
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Tonight you will transport your lady to new heights. So that you will be in
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complete control of her responses, you must bind her... with satin chains.
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Undress her and use satin ribbons to tie her wrists and ankles to the
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bedposts or frame. She should be in a spread-eagled position. Begin by
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kissing and tonguing her from head to toe. Linger for a while at each
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nipple. Caress her entire body, front and back, with a peacock or ostrich
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feather. Perform cunnilingus, flicking her clitoris lightly with your
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tongue while you brush her breasts with the feather. When she nears orgasm,
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move away from the center of her excitement to keep her hanging on the
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edge. Vary your activities among kissing, tonguing, and brushing with the
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feather. Don't give her an orgasm for at least an hour -- then give her
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several orally. After each one,kiss and caress her body as you build to the
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next one. Finally, untie her legs and take her as you wish. Afterwards,
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untie her wrists and hold her in your arms.
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87. Sunday Brunch -- Guess who's coming for breakfast?
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Make this morning very special for him... serve your lover breakfast in
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bed. Let him sleep while you prepare breakfast; then wake him with a kiss
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and champagne. When he finishes breakfast, offer yourself as dessert.
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88. The Nooner -- A nooner to end all nooners!
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Serve him a topless lunch. Call him at work and ask him to meet you at home
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for lunch. Light candles and close drapes to make the dining area as dark
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and sexy as possible. Fix a simple lunch. When he arrives, greet him clad
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only in panties. Seat him at the table set with your best linen and china.
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Serve him lunch. While he eats, put on music. Climb onto a table and dance
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for him. After lunch...
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89. Bon 'Apetit -- Undress for dinner, please.
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Anyone who has seen the movie Tom Jones knows how sexy food can be. But you
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can carry it one step further with an indoor picnic! Prepare a picnic of
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cold finger foods (boiled shrimp, fried chicken, asparagus, cheese, fruit,
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etc.) and your favorite beverage. Spread a blanket on the floor and arrange
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the food on the blanket. Undress for dinner. As you eat, keep conversation
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to a minimum. Let you eyes do the talking. Caress your food with your lips
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and tongue, as if it were your lover. Afterwards, race each other to the
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bedroom.
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90. Word Power -- It pays to increase yours!
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Your man would like to watch you masturbate, so make it extra erotic for
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him. Put on a loose silky robe and get the sexiest books you have (Delta of
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Venus, for example, or a Forum magazine). Sit in a soft armchair opposite
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him. Read aloud the erotic passages from the book or magazine. As you read,
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part your robe to reveal your legs and pubic area. Throw one leg across the
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arm of the chair and touch yourself as the words of the book arouse you.
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Pretend that you are alone, or that a stranger is watching you from across
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the way. Set your own pace, but let the words arouse your excitement.
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Remember that your voice and your actions are equally exciting to him! When
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you are sufficiently aroused, give yourself over completely to orgasm. Then
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take care of him.
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91. Let Me Entertain You -- Let me make you mine.
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Approach your lover while he is reading or watching TV. Touch the inside of
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his ear lightly, outlining it with your finger. Now trace the outline with
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your tongue and flick it gently just above the earlobe. Let your finger
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return to trace that ear while your tongue moves to his other ear. Now you
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have his full attention! Softly kiss his eyelids, his cheeks,then his lips
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while you caress his neck and shoulders. Now step away from him and entice
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him with a slow, sensuous strip tease. No fast or fancy movements... just
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remove each garment slowly and caress your body as you bare it for him. Do
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it to music if you like. Once you are naked, spend a minute or two touching
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yourself in your special places. Go to him now and begin to remove his
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clothes. Caress his body with your fingers or lips as you remove each piece
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of clothing. Enjoy each other fully, sensuously, without haste.
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92. Midnight Romeo -- Auto suggestion helps here!
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One of the greatest turn-ons to many women is the thought of creating
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uncontrollable desire in their man. The next time you wake up in the middle
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of the night with an erection, enter her without any preliminaries. (You
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may need a lubricant as she will not have had a chance to create her own.)
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As you begin to move, she will wake up to find you in her. This should be a
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short, sweet encounter, not a sexual marathon, and the time not to try it
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is when she has an early morning meeting! P.S. Some people can wake
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themselves up at a specific time by autosuggestion just before going to
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sleep!
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93. King of the Hill -- Slave Driver!
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You are master, she is slave. She will obey your every sexual whim. She is
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eager to please her master. Speak to her... and enjoy! Instructions to her:
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Submit!
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94. Queen Bee -- Your wish is his command!
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Tonight he is your adoring slave. Your wish is his command. But you must
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|
command. Tell him what you want, how you want it, when you want it.
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|
Exercise your power! Instructions to him: Do exactly what she says, slave!
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95. Bare Essence -- A loaf of bread, a jug of wine...
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Imagine the touch of a summer breeze on your bare skin as you prepare your
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favorite picnic feast for this Interlude. Drive to a secluded picnic spot
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|
in the woods or at the beach. Spread a soft blanket on the ground and take
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off all your clothes. (It is secluded, isn't it?) Let the sun's rays and
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the warm breeze caress your skin. Eat and drink and touch each other. The
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|
forbidden atmosphere and the possibility of discovery should create an air
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|
of intense excitement. Make love if you dare, but listen for footsteps! If
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|
the temperature is below 72 degrees, better choose another Interlude!
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96. The Sensuous Woman -- Woman, prepare to be ravaged!
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Tell your lover you are going to give him the time of his life tonight and
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that you must place him in bondage so that he can fully enjoy it. Bind his
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|
ankles and wrists with velvet ropes and tie a gag over his mouth (Use a
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|
knotted white handkerchief.) Prop his head with pillows so that he is in a
|
|
half-sitting position. Now, slowly strip for him and start your one-woman
|
|
show. Don't be shy -- men love to watch their ladies be deliberately sexy!
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|
Move around the room for him slowly. Touch your breasts, your nipples, and
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|
your thighs. Give him a rear view as you caress the crease where your
|
|
buttocks join your thighs. Rub your hand between your legs to get the scent
|
|
of your love juices, then press that hand against his face. Now place
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|
yourself in a comfortable position so that he can see you begin to
|
|
masturbate. His blood should reach the boiling point as he helplessly
|
|
watches you make love to yourself. Give yourself over to orgasm after
|
|
orgasm. Finally, untie him and prepare to be ravaged!
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97. Passive Perfect -- He doesn't have to lift a finger!
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|
Your lover is tired tonight. He has little interest in active sex... but
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he'd still like it! This is your opportunity to give. Send him to take a
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|
shower. While he is showering, heat body oil for an oil rubdown. When he is
|
|
in bed, start with his shoulders and back, kneading his muscles firmly with
|
|
your oiled hands. Concentrate most of your attention here to ease away his
|
|
tiredness. Turn him over and begin on his arms and chest. Work your way
|
|
down his body to concentrate on handwork with his penis. The oil lubricates
|
|
it so that it is slippery and your hand moves quickly and easily. Bring him
|
|
to orgasm this way. Afterwards, cleanse him with a warm, wet cloth, and let
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|
him drift off to sleep.
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98. Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake -- Beat it!
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|
During foreplay, lightly pat your lady between the legs directly on the
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|
vagina with the flat palm of your hand. Increase the tempo and pressure
|
|
slightly if it seems to turn her on.
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99. The Ultimate Experience -- Your love-life will never be the same!
|
|
Congratulations! You have found the most secret, the most sought after
|
|
Interlude of all time... The Ultimate Experience. And that it is. After
|
|
this Interlude, your love life may never again be the same!
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|
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|
The Ultimate Experience takes place over FOUR nights! It calls for
|
|
patience and restraint -- and a great deal of both! But the reward can be
|
|
one of the greatest sexual experiences of your life.
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|
|
|
You are going to recreate your "very first time". You are going to build up
|
|
to a libido-shattering crescendo with all of the excitement of that very
|
|
first time, BUT with all the experience that you currently have. The closer
|
|
you follow each night's instructions, the more gratifying the experience
|
|
will be!
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|
Night 1: Remember when kissing was all that was allowed? That's all you
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|
can do tonight. Go out on a date or spend the evening at home. It doesn't
|
|
matter. But at the end of the evening, just kiss each other. In the car, on
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|
the sofa, anywhere but on the bed. Stay fully clothed and spend an hour or
|
|
more just kissing. Explore all the nuances of kissing, but don't touch, not
|
|
even through your clothes! And DON'T make love tonight. Make a date for
|
|
tomorrow night and sleep in separate beds tonight!
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|
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|
Night 2: Tonight you've graduated to petting! After your date, repeat the
|
|
kissing of last night, but now you can touch each other's bodies through
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|
and under your clothes -- but DON'T get undressed! You can touch each
|
|
other in every wonderful place -- BUT DON'T GET UNDRESSED AND DON'T MAKE
|
|
LOVE! At the end of the evening, make a date for tomorrow night -- and,
|
|
yes, sleep in separate beds tonight!
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|
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|
Night 3: Tonight you'll go further than last night... but not all the way!
|
|
After your date, repeat the activities of Night 1 and Night 2. Spend a lot
|
|
of time kissing before you get to petting! And spend a lot of time petting
|
|
before you UNDRESS each other! Yes, tonight you will undress each other
|
|
and explore each other's bodies to your heart's content... but DON'T have
|
|
intercourse and don't give each other an orgasm! At the end of the
|
|
evening, make a date for tomorrow night! It's your choice whether you dare
|
|
sleep together in your excited condition! It's probably best that you
|
|
sleep in separate beds one more night!
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|
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|
Night 4: This is the night you've been waiting for! The night you can
|
|
finally consummate your love for each other! After your date (surely you
|
|
can wait till after your date!), repeat the activities of Night 1, 2 and 3
|
|
-- s l o w l y! Take your time as you explore every inch of each other's
|
|
bodies with your lips, hands, and tongue. Make it last as long as you can
|
|
and then release all the wonderful sexual tension that has built up over
|
|
the past three nights! Make mad, passionate love all night long... and go
|
|
to sleep wrapped in each other's arms -- sated, happy, and completely
|
|
satisfied! The Ultimate Experience!
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|
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|
100. Garter-Starter -- This could be the start of something big!
|
|
The next time you go out to a public affair, dress in a special way for
|
|
your man. Wear a garterbelt and stockings (not pantyhose) under your dress.
|
|
While you're dressing keep this a secret from your mate, but just before
|
|
you go out let him "accidentally" glimpse your garters. Be sure that you
|
|
must be somewhere at a certain time or he may attack you on the spot! The
|
|
objective is to tantalize him with the thought of you throughout the
|
|
evening. When you arrive home (early, perhaps?) you won't need any further
|
|
suggestions for an Interlude.
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|
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|
101. A Little Night-Music -- For the nature lover in you.
|
|
Take advantage of a warm summer night. A lawn chair, a pool float, a
|
|
hammock or a blanket on the grass... can be a perfect bed for your love
|
|
tonight. It's dark... no one can see you. Enjoy the night's music as you
|
|
come together in the dark. (If it's the dead of winter, select another
|
|
Interlude!)
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|
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|
102. The book of Love! -- Straight from the heart.
|
|
Give your man a book of love. Buy a notebook or a bound book with blank
|
|
pages. Write in it your thoughts about him, your fantasies, your feelings
|
|
about an experience you've shared. Quote lines of poetry that are
|
|
especially meaningful. Write a poem of your own! Don't think you have to
|
|
be a published writer to do this. Grammar, punctuation, spelling are not
|
|
important. Honesty is. Be as creative as you like -- include drawings or
|
|
photographs if appropriate. Give the gift to your lover on a special
|
|
occasion... he will treasure it always.
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|
|
|
103. Satin Dreams -- This will turn you into dream lovers.
|
|
Sexy undies and satin sheets can really get you going! Buy satin sheets
|
|
and cases. Buy yourself the sexiest lingerie you can find. Buy him silky
|
|
shorts and a silk or satin robe. Have his presents wrapped. Before he
|
|
arrives, make the bed with the satin sheets. Greet him at the door in the
|
|
new outfit. Give him his gifts and tell him to put them on while you fix
|
|
drinks. Relax for a time over drinks. Tell him to wait for you in bed so he
|
|
can discover the sheets! Join him and start the foreplay. You take the
|
|
lead. Be creative and seductive. Afterwards, have champagne in bed.
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|
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|
104. Slap Happy -- Fuel the flames of love.
|
|
During passionate lovemaking, a bit of mock force or "abuse" can fuel the
|
|
flames and drive both partners to higher levels of ecstasy. Your lover has
|
|
indicated that he would enjoy a bit of "abuse" tonight, so... during
|
|
intercourse when he nears orgasm, sharply slap his buttocks with the palm
|
|
of your hand until he climaxes.
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|
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|
105. The Hidden Zone -- Find it!
|
|
You may have overlooked one of your lover's most erogenous zones: the back
|
|
of his neck and hair. During foreplay, concentrate on this area. Kiss the
|
|
back of his neck just where the hair starts to grow. Moisten it with your
|
|
tongue, then blow on it softly. Run your fingers through his hair next to
|
|
the scalp, gently massaging the scalp with your fingertips. Continue this
|
|
at length; then move on to other foreplay, then to intercourse. Throughout,
|
|
however, keep your fingers moving through his hair in this special erotic
|
|
place.
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106. My way -- He's the boss!
|
|
Create your own interlude! Give your mate the instructions and tell her the
|
|
computer gave them to you.
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|
107. The Light Touch -- Sensuous Sensations are in store!
|
|
Treat your lover to an erotic massage -- a feather-light touch all over the
|
|
body with your fingertips. Start on your lover's back, neck and shoulders
|
|
and continue down the body with your light, light touch. The fingers should
|
|
really not touch the skin at all but the hair on the skin. Now do the other
|
|
side, starting with the face and moving over the entire body. Remember,
|
|
keep it light. Finally, return to the genital area and switch to mouthwork.
|
|
Keep it teasing and gentle until passion dictates otherwise.
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|
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|
108. Shutter Bug -- Smile for the birdy!
|
|
Photograph your lady in all her many moods. Have her dress up for you in
|
|
her special sexy clothes: lingerie, garterbelt and stockings, hat, anything
|
|
that takes your fancy. Pose her in various seductive ways. (Use your erotic
|
|
photo collection for suggestions.) Before each photograph kiss her, touch
|
|
her, indulge in a little foreplay -- if you want her to look sexy, make her
|
|
feel sexy! Look at your array of her photos together, and let them inspire
|
|
you to erotic heights.
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|
119. Champagne Cocktail -- Bring the bubbly
|
|
Chill a bottle of champagne and suggest that your lady take a long,
|
|
leisurely bubble bath. After she is in the tub, undress and take the
|
|
champagne and glasses to the bathroom. Pour champagne over her shoulders...
|
|
then join her in the tub. Toast her loveliness! Drink, kiss, touch, play,
|
|
relax in the steamy warmth. Help her from the tub and dry each other with a
|
|
Turkish towel. Bend her across the vanity, her buttocks toward you and take
|
|
her from behind while she watches in the bathroom mirror.
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|
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|
110. Lotus Love -- A mystical experience
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|
Sex can be a mystical experience. To bring out this aspect, add a little
|
|
yoga to your love making. Light several candles and turn out the lights.
|
|
Spread a blanket on the floor or sit on floor pillows. Have your lover sit
|
|
in a modified lotus position (or Indian-like with ankles crossed). Run
|
|
fingers lightly over his skin, starting with his face, scalp, neck, and
|
|
genitals. Make him firmly erect by teasing his manhood with your tongue and
|
|
lips. Each touch should be light and teasing. Now, straddle him face to
|
|
face, with your weight on your knees, and guide him into you. As you
|
|
continue to touch and caress each other, tighten your vaginal muscles
|
|
around his penis. This should be the only movement in this area. Continue
|
|
tightening these muscles in a rhythmic way while you kiss and caress each
|
|
other. Contemplate the spiritual union of your bodies and souls. (With a
|
|
little practice, you may be able to bring you both to orgasm this way.)
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|
111. Leather Lovers -- Turns you into the wild ones!
|
|
You'll need several long, soft leather belts. First, wrap a belt around
|
|
your lover's waist, under his balls, and tie it around his cock. Then wrap
|
|
a belt around your breasts, so that it cups each one; then tie it behind
|
|
your neck. Next, wrap a belt around your hips and thighs so that your pussy
|
|
is outlined in leather. Now, make love. Let the smell and feel of leather
|
|
add to the pleasures of your bodies.
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|
112. Morning Glow -- Here comes the sun, too!
|
|
Your interview indicates that all you want tonight is a good-night kiss and
|
|
sleep. However, come the morning . . . Set the alarm a few minutes early.
|
|
Then wake each other with kisses. Enjoy each other simply and quickly. The
|
|
extra adrenaline can make your day!
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|
|
|
113. Caveman Caper -- a Sexual symphony!
|
|
Tonight your lady wants to be dominated in a primitive way. Try a game of
|
|
bondage... she is bound and helpless while you are the ravager. Just
|
|
remember to whisper words of love throughout the bondage scene. Tell her to
|
|
undress and wait for you in bed. Get satin or velvet ribbons to bind and a
|
|
soft leather belt. Tie each of her wrists and ankles to the bedposts so
|
|
that she is in a spread-eagled position. Blindfold her with a scarf so that
|
|
she can't see what you are going to do next. Now, begin a symphony of
|
|
sexual assault, licking, nibbling, kissing her entire body. As she becomes
|
|
more and more aroused, tease her by entering her and withdrawing quickly.
|
|
Tease her mouth with your penis. Flick her very lightly (or harder, if she
|
|
asks for it) with the belt. The more she struggles, the more you tease.
|
|
Kiss her lips occasionally and whisper words of love. Finally, untie one
|
|
leg and retie it to her opposite arm so that her buttocks and genitals are
|
|
exposed to you. Enter her from this side/back position and "mock-rape" her
|
|
while lightly flicking her buttocks with the belt. Afterwards, untie her
|
|
quickly and let her come down to earth in your arms.
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|
|
|
114. Love Odyssey -- You'll have time enough for love.
|
|
Kidnap your man for a trip. Make all the plans in secret. Even pack for
|
|
him. Find some excuse to get him to the airport, train, or car. Don't tell
|
|
him anything until the last possible minute. Once you arrive, take the lead
|
|
in planning your interludes for the trip.
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|
|
|
115. Some Enchanted Evening -- Guaranteed to put the romance back in your life!
|
|
She wants romance. This is your chance to spend time showing your love. 1.
|
|
Spend time kissing and cuddling her before you get out of bed. 2. Send
|
|
flowers to her office or home. 3. Call her midday and say I love you. 4.
|
|
Plan dinner at a nice restaurant that has dancing. 5. Meet for drinks after
|
|
work. 6. Buy her a small 'special' gift. 7. At dinner give her the gift.
|
|
Talk about your feelings and plans. Tell her how you feel about her. Ask
|
|
her to dance and hold her close. 8. After dinner go to your favorite bar
|
|
for a nightcap. When you get home, make love by candlelight.
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116. Blow Job -- Not what you would expect!
|
|
Give your lover a different kind of "blow-job". Keeping your mouth about
|
|
two inches above his skin, blow gently all over his body. This is
|
|
especially effective if you moisten his skin first with your tongue. As an
|
|
alternative, use your hand-held hair dryer on a low setting.
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|
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|
117. Quick Fix -- A Freebie for him!
|
|
Sometimes a man wants sex without having to perform or give in return.
|
|
Sometimes we all do! Tonight your lover feels this way. Satisfy his longing
|
|
for passivity and don't allow him to reciprocate in any way. Your turn will
|
|
come! Wait until he has gone to bed, then join him. Don't try to arouse his
|
|
interest with kisses or foreplay -- that implies reciprocation. Your intent
|
|
is to give him an orgasm quickly, surely, and swiftly. For a quick
|
|
erection, go down on him without preliminaries. Press the area between his
|
|
anus and his testicles. Tease him with your mouth until he grows rock-hard.
|
|
Then straddle him and ride him, slowly at first, then faster and faster
|
|
until he comes. Afterwards, kiss him lightly goodnight, and return to your
|
|
own activities.
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|
118. Bow Tie -- A gift for your lady!
|
|
Tell your lady you have a gift for her. Then undress and place a cock ring
|
|
(which you can buy at a sex shop) around your erect cock. Tie a big red bow
|
|
around your cock. Now, wait for her to discover you in bed. The cock ring
|
|
should keep you hard for hours while you give her the rest of your gift.
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119. Night-Rider -- Climb into the depths of her soul!
|
|
During intercourse in the missionary position, put your legs on the outside
|
|
of hers, resting your weight on your arms. Then, bend your knees and move
|
|
your legs, one at a time, as if you are riding a bicycle. Keep "riding" in
|
|
slow steady movements as you kiss her passionately. She will feel as if you
|
|
are climbing deep, deep into her. This has been known to make nonorgasmic
|
|
women multi-orgasmic!
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120. The Flasher -- Surprise!
|
|
If your lover likes surprises, this should please and tease him. Slip out
|
|
of the house without his knowing it. Wear a trenchcoat and nothing else.
|
|
Then ring the front doorbell. When he answers the door, flash him. He'll be
|
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caught off guard on two counts: Seeing you at the front door when he
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thought you were in the house and seeing you naked beneath the coat! The
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next move is up to you... unless, of course, he takes it from there.
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121. Upside-down Cake! -- Starling sensations.
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Give your lady a different kind of sensation. Take her upside-down, sort
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of. Sit on a low stool and have your lady straddle you, face-to-face. Then
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have her lie back until her head is resting on a pillow which you've placed
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on the floor. Grasp her thighs and move her back and forth on your penis.
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This can intensify an orgasm.
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122. Mash Note -- Live up to your promises.
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Write your lover a "dirty" letter. Go into graphic detail about the plans
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you have for the evening. Then plant the letter where you know that he --
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and only he -- will see it. Put it in the car on the driver's seat or in
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his briefcase. You want him to discover it in the morning and to think
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about it all day long! When he comes home, live up to your promises!
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123. French vacation -- Tres' Magnifice!
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When you're married to or living with someone, sex is always within reach.
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Which makes us take it for granted. Change that. Create the tension of
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abstinence, the excitement of anticipation. Deliberately abstain from sex
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for two weeks. At the end of that period, plan a quiet evening at home and
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make love all night. The French say it's tres magnifique!
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124. Fancy Footwork -- This little piggy went to market!
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When your lover arrives home from work very tired and tense, treat him to a
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foot massage. Prepare his favorite drink and tell him to remove his shoes
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and relax. Prepare a large basin of hot water. Add fragrant bath salts and
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place your lover's feet in the basin to soak for a few minutes. Get a
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towel, floor pillow, bar of soap, and body lotion. Seat yourself on the
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floor pillow at your lover's feet. Wash each foot slowly, lovingly,
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massaging it gently. Dry his feet and put the basin of water aside. Now
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take one of his feet in your lap and rub the lotion into it. Massage the
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instep and sole of the foot deeply. Take his ankle in both your hands and
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massage it in small, circular motions. Attend to each toe individually.
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Kiss each foot as you finish and/or suck his toes! Repeat this procedure
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with the other foot. When you have finished, let your lover take the lead.
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He may be relaxed enough to fall asleep -- or aroused enough to start a
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different kind of Interlude.
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125. Cowgirl Caper -- Ride 'em Cowgirl!
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Your lover likes to see you in sexy costumes. Surprise him by appearing in
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cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, leather vest, and open-crotch panties. Put on
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your favorite country-western music. Tell him you want to play cowgirl!
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Undress him (horses don't wear clothes!) and tell him to get on his hands
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and knees. Then ride him bareback around the room, flicking him lightly
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with a velvet rope. This is playtime... so let your imagination run wild.
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Finally, make him lie on his back and ride him to orgasm, still clothed in
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your boots, vest, and panties.
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126. A Point of View -- Bass Ackwards!
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A different position can be fun and extra sexy. If you haven't tried this
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one, you're in for a treat. Instructions to her: When your lover is hard,
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straddle him, facing his feet, and ease him into you. Caress his testicles
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and enjoy the different sensations as you ride him. Instructions to him:
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Caress and lightly pinch her buttocks as she rides you. Lubricate a finger
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and gently insert it in her anus. (be very gentle with this spot.. Enjoy
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the sensations... and the view.
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127. Photoplay -- A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Do you like erotic photographs? Maybe your lady will too. Buy a Playgirl
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or gay magazine to go with your Playboy or Penthouse collection. Ask your
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lady to look at them with you. As you leaf through the pages, point out the
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photos that most turn you on. Ask her to do the same. It may give you some
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ideas for the rest of this Interlude.
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128. Powder Puff -- Soothing and sensuous.
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It may have been a long hard day, but a tingling shower will invigorate
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you. Take one together. Soap each other thoroughly, lovingly. Wash each
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other's hair. When you have toweled each other off, take turns giving the
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other a powder rub. Sprinkle baby powder on your lover and lightly smooth
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it into the skin with a powder puff. Make love on fresh linens.
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129. At the Movies -- A preview of coming attractions!
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Rent an X-rated videotape and invite your lady to watch it with you. Dress
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in loose robes and settle down to watch the movie. Let the action on the
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screen unlock your inhibitions this evening.
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130. The Look of Love -- Your guess is as good as mine!
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Light several candles so that the bedroom glows with soft light. Stand nude
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in front of a full-length mirror and rub oil into each other's skin. Watch
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the color and texture of your skin in the flickering candlelight. Begin to
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kiss and touch in earnest now as the passion builds. Continue to watch
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yourselves in the mirror as you make love.
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131. Triple-play -- All bases are covered!
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During foreplay, give your lady a triple treat. Kiss her deeply, probing
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her mouth with your tongue. Moisten your finger with saliva or vaginal
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secretions and insert it gently in her anus while another finger explores
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her vagina. The sensations for her are extraordinary.
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132. Forgotten pleasure -- Rediscover and erogenous zone!
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You may have overlooked one of your lady's most erogenous zones: the back
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of her neck and hair. During foreplay, concentrate on this area. Kiss the
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back of her neck and just where the hair starts to grow. Moisten it with
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your tongue, then blow on it softly. Run your fingers through the hair next
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to the scalp gently, massaging the scalp with your fingertips. Continue
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this at length, then move on to other foreplay, then to intercourse.
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Throughout, however, keep your fingers moving through her hair in this
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special erotic place.
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133. Rendezvous' for Lovers -- You're worth it!
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Treat your lady to a rendezvous at a hotel this weekend. Make reservations
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at one of your city's best hotels. (Many have special weekend packages for
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couples.) Check in on Friday night and spend the entire weekend in the
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hotel... dining, dancing, making love. Swim at the hotel pool. Have drinks
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in the cocktail lounge. Dine in its fanciest restaurant. If the hotel has
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entertainment, be sure and catch the show. Have breakfast served in your
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room at least one day. And, make love at every opportunity (there should be
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plenty!) Return home Sunday night completely satiated and relaxed.
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134. Sneak Preview -- No hints allowed!
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On your way home from a party or an evening out, give your lover a preview
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|
of coming attractions. Take his hand and massage it gently. Kiss the palm,
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and run your tongue over and around each finger. Now take one finger in
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your mouth and suck it. Roll it around your tongue. Repeat with the other
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fingers. Move your attention to his ear. Circle it with your tongue, then
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gently insert your tongue in the ear and move it in and out softly. Breathe
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in against his wet ear (don't blow in it). Return to his fingers, then back
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to his ear. Alternate this until you arrive home. He will most likely take
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the lead from there.
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135. The Kiss -- Like a virgin!
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Your lady is tired tonight and not in the mood for complicated sex. This is
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a great time to enjoy sex in its simplest form: The Kiss. Tell her that
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you don't want to make love, but that you just want to kiss and hold her.
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|
Then do just that. Explore all possibilities of the kiss. Alternate
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gentle, no-tongue kisses with deep, probing French kisses. Run your tongue
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over her lips and bite her lower lip gently. Kiss her eyelids, her cheeks,
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her forehead, and return to her lips. Kissing is a pure way of saying: "I
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love you and want you just as you are".
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136. A bed of Roses -- an Orgy for the senses.
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Say it with roses... but not in the usual way. Buy several dozen roses.
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While your lady is in the bath, scatter the petals over the sheets. When
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she comes from her bath, lay her down in the bed of roses and make love
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amid the heady fragrance.
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137. Creme de la Creme -- A beauty treatment!
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During lovemaking, when you are close to orgasm, put your penis between her
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breasts. Hold her breasts snugly around your penis as you thrust. Come on
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her breasts, then massage your semen into her skin. (Semen is said to be
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good for the skin!)
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138. Hawaii 5-0 -- it's a ringer!
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Tell your lover you have a surprise for him and send him to take a shower.
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Then take the fresh pineapple, which you've cut into rings, with whipped
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|
cream to the bedroom. When your lover comes out of the shower, have him lie
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on his back and close his eyes. Perform fellatio to make him erect. Then
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spread the whipped cream on his penis and slip the pineapple rings over it.
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Now, eat your dessert.
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139. Table for Two -- Somewhere, a place for us.
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Make love on the dining room table. Start with her on top, then switch. The
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cool surface on your back and buttocks will give you interesting new
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sensations!
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140. Culture Shock -- Expand your horizons.
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What does your lady like that you don't particularly enjoy? The ballet?
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The opera? The symphony or theater? Punk rock? Surprise her with tickets
|
|
to a special performance. Get the best seats in the house. Make a date with
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|
her for the evening but don't tell her where you're going until you get
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|
there. Relax and try to enjoy it. Then take her for a late supper
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|
afterwards.
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141. The Sporting Life -- try it, you'll like it!
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What does he like that you don't? Football? Baseball? Boxing? Surprise him
|
|
with tickets to a major event -- the Super Bowl, the World Series, a
|
|
championship boxing match, or perhaps just to watch his favorite teams.
|
|
Make arrangements for transportation and/or a tailgate picnic. Take a
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|
couple of friends with you. If you don't actually enjoy the game, you'll
|
|
surely enjoy his pleasure from your gift.
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142. Bi Bi Birdy -- You'll never believe what is in store for you.
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|
No, of course he's not gay... but reading or fantasizing about gay sex
|
|
often turns on a man. Carry this idea one step further by introducing a
|
|
second "cock" for this Interlude. Put a rubber dildo under your pillow.
|
|
During foreplay, when you're kissing him passionately, produce the dildo
|
|
and pull back from him for a moment. Then start licking and sucking the
|
|
dildo, slowly, tantalizingly. Then, with the dildo still in your mouth,
|
|
bring your lips close to his so that he is kissing you while you're sucking
|
|
the dildo. Slowly, very slowly, move the dildo gradually from your mouth to
|
|
his. Let him lick it at first, along with you. Then, if he seems to be
|
|
getting into the action, let him take the whole thing in his mouth, as you
|
|
continue to kiss him and lick the dildo. Now, straddle him and ease his
|
|
hardness into you, as you both continue to suck the dildo and kiss each
|
|
other. If he gives himself over to the sensations, he'll come quite
|
|
quickly... and so will you.
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143. The Popcorn Connection -- Here's lookin' at you, kid!
|
|
Rent a Bogart/Bacall movie. Pop some popcorn. Put on robes or pajamas and
|
|
curl up in bed to watch a classic. Have a box of tissues at hand if the
|
|
movie happens to be Casablanca!
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144. Out to Lunch -- Guess!
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|
Invite your lady to lunch. Have her meet you at your office or pick her up
|
|
at hers, after you've ordered sandwiches and wine from the deli! Take her
|
|
to the park and eat lunch on a park bench. Feed the pigeons. Go for a
|
|
leisurely stroll and feel the cares of the day drop away.
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145. Strawberry Sundae -- MMMMMMmmmmm Good!
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|
Tell your lover you're having dessert in bed tonight. You shower first, and
|
|
while he is showering, take a bowl of strawberries and a bowl of whipped
|
|
cream to the bedroom. Lie in the middle of your bed. Then spoon the whipped
|
|
cream over your breasts and navel. Arrange the strawberries in the cream
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|
(you've destemmed and sliced the strawberries earlier so that they have a
|
|
flat side). Now wait for your lover to discover his strawberries and cream.
|
|
After he eats dessert, take the remaining whipped cream and spread it over
|
|
his penis. Eat one strawberry at a time, followed by a lick of his
|
|
creamcovered handle. When all the straw- berries are gone, finish off the
|
|
cream... and him!
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146. Shower Power -- Standing Room Only!
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|
Take a hot shower together. Soap each other thoroughly and wash each
|
|
other's hair. Now rinse off all the soap. With the shower still running,
|
|
she takes him in her mouth and performs fellatio until he is hard. Make
|
|
love standing under the running water. She can wrap her legs around his
|
|
waist, or you can do it standing up, depending on each other's height and
|
|
weight.
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147. Shopping Spree -- The Pursuit of Happiness!
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|
Most women won't go into a sex shop alone. But she'll probably go with you.
|
|
Take her into the nicest sex shop you can find and browse. Examine all the
|
|
sexual aids the store has to offer and buy those that interest you. Then,
|
|
go home and try them out.
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148. Playmate Portfolio -- Candid Camera!
|
|
Create a portfolio of yourself for your lover. If you have a trusted
|
|
photographer friend, enlist his or her help. If not, set up a camera with a
|
|
selftimer on a tripod and take your own photograph. Take dozens of nude and
|
|
semi-nude shots in various sexy poses (use Playboy or Penthouse for a
|
|
guide). Choose a dozen or so of the best shots and have them enlarged.
|
|
Arrange the photos in a beautiful album. Try putting sexy or funny captions
|
|
on the photos, or following Playboy's or Penthouse's format, write cutlines
|
|
describing yourself and your attitudes about sex. Give it to your lover as
|
|
a special present.
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149. HotLips -- The Lips of Love.
|
|
Your lady's labia are the lips of love. Give them special attention
|
|
tonight. Kiss her inner thighs and tease her labia with your tongue and
|
|
fingers. Then, paint her love lips with bright red lipstick. Show her your
|
|
handiwork with a hand-held mirror. As you enter her, watch her red-hot lips
|
|
close around you.
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150. Madam's Menu -- May I take your order, please?
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|
Prepare a "menu" of all the sexual pleasures you will offer your lover for
|
|
the evening, complete with prices. Dress up like a hooker -- garterbelt and
|
|
mesh hose (no panties), stiletto heels, short slit satin skirt, see-through
|
|
blouse with no bra. Put on lots of make-up and a wig. Then tell him that he
|
|
must order his evening's pleasures from the menu. (By all means, take the
|
|
money -- and use it for your next surprise Interlude!)
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151. Fantasy Sandwich -- Where's the Beef?
|
|
Almost every man has a fantasy of making love to two women at once. Indulge
|
|
his by introducing an imaginary playmate the next time you make love.
|
|
Whisper to your lover all the things your playmate is doing to him (and to
|
|
you!). Let your imagination run wild, use your sexiest voice, and describe
|
|
everything in graphic detail. Do this only when you're ready for him to
|
|
climax because he won't last long with this kind of verbal stimulation.
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152. Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head! -- and everywhere else!
|
|
Wait for a warm summer evening when it is just misting rain. Take an air
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|
mattress to the backyard (assuming you have a high fence for privacy) and
|
|
seduce your lover in the rain.
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153. Barbershop -- A shave and a haircut!
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|
You'll need your lady's consent for this one, but if a bare, little-girl
|
|
pussy turns you on, ask her if you can shave her pubic area. Take a bath
|
|
together first, then clip her pubic hair very short with scissors. Next,
|
|
lather her pussy with shaving cream and shave her very, very carefully. Rub
|
|
her down with lotion or oil, including her newly shaved pussy. Then lick
|
|
her to orgasm before you enter her.
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154. Jungle Fever -- You Tarzan, Me Jane!
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|
Buy your lover a leopard jockstrap and yourself a leopard or leather sarong
|
|
(you can buy such things at most costume shops). Ask him to model it for
|
|
you while you change into your sarong. Then let jungle fever take you over
|
|
for the evening.
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155. Strip Poker -- No Bluffing!
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|
Get a deck of cards and play poker. With each hand the loser must take off
|
|
one piece of clothing and perform some minor sexual act of the winner's
|
|
choice. The first to lose all must do exactly as the winner orders!
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156. Mata Hari -- Look for the lady in the trench coat!
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|
The next time your lover comes home from a business trip, pick him up at
|
|
the airport in a rented limousine. Take a silver or crystal cooler filled
|
|
with ice and champagne. Take crystal champagne glasses (not plastic ones.
|
|
and maybe some caviar. Ask the driver to wait at the entrance for you and
|
|
to open the champagne when he sees you at the door. Wear a trenchcoat and
|
|
boots and nothing else. Sip champagne and "play" all the way home... and be
|
|
prepared to be ravaged when you get there.
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157. Topsy-turvy -- He's head over heals!
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Give your lover a different sensation tonight. Have him lie on his back on
|
|
the bed with his head and upper torso hanging over the edge of the bed. You
|
|
may want to place a floor pillow next to the bed for his head. Now mount
|
|
him and ride him to a roaring climax in this inverted position.
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158. Calendar Boy -- Beefcake Bonanza!
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|
Surprise your lady with a beefcake calendar... of YOU! Take several dozens
|
|
of photographs of yourself in a variety of sexy poses -- nude or in sexy
|
|
costumes -- and have 12 of the best shots enlarged to fit a purchased photo
|
|
calendar. Glue your photos over the calendar's photos. Voila! Your very
|
|
own beefcake calendar... a gift she'll treasure forever. (These
|
|
selfportraits can be made easily by mount- ing a camera on a tripod and
|
|
focusing it on your setting).
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159. Morning Magic -- A great way to start the day!
|
|
Make this morning very special for your lady... serve her breakfast in bed.
|
|
Let her sleep while you prepare breakfast; then wake her with a kiss and a
|
|
glass of champagne. When she finishes breakfast, offer yourself as dessert.
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160. A place in the country -- A Little R&R!
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|
Wherever you live, there is probably a romantic country inn within driving
|
|
distance. (Refer to Country Inns of America by Peter Andrew for a
|
|
description of the best country inns in the U.S.) Plan a week or a weekend
|
|
trip to one of them. Explore the town and countryside; dine at the Inn's
|
|
romantic restaurant, and enjoy the rest and relaxation that only the
|
|
country can give!
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161. Treasure Hunt -- Everybody wins!
|
|
Send your lady on a treasure hunt. Buy several erotic gifts to hide
|
|
throughout the house -- vibrators, sexual toys, scented body oil, sexy
|
|
lingerie. Give her a written clue in a gift-wrapped box which directs her
|
|
to the first gift. The first gift should then have a written clue to direct
|
|
her to the second gift, and so on. The last gift should contain
|
|
instructions on what you have in mind for the evening, using all the gifts
|
|
she has found. It's your show! (It is fun to also include a hint in each
|
|
gift of what the next gift is all about. Be creative -- and you'll both
|
|
enjoy the hunt!)
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162. Baby-Doll -- She wants to be babied tonight.
|
|
Your lady wants to be babied tonight, without having to reciprocate. That's
|
|
okay -- your turn will come. Draw a bath for her and bring her favorite
|
|
drink to sip while she is relax- ing. Light candles in the bedroom and turn
|
|
down the bed. When she is finish- ed with her bath, dry her off and have
|
|
her lie down while you rub lotion on her body. Use her vibrator to give her
|
|
a quick but satisfying orgasm. Then, blow out the candles and let her sleep
|
|
like a baby.
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163. Body Work -- She doesn't have to lift a finger!
|
|
Your lady is tired and has little interest in active sex... but she'd still
|
|
like it. This is your opportunity to give. You're going to treat her to a
|
|
total massage. While she is showering, heat some body oil and spread a
|
|
large towel on the bed to protect the linens. Then start the massage with
|
|
her shoulders and neck and back muscles, kneading them firmly with your
|
|
oiled hands. Spend most of your attention here, where tension and stress
|
|
gather. Then, turn her over and massage her arms, hands, legs and feet.
|
|
When she is almost asleep, gently massage her breasts and stomach, arousing
|
|
her slowly, as you make your way down to her pussy. Perform cunnilingus to
|
|
bring her to orgasm. Then let her drift off to sleep.
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164. The Merge, a NUTO couple -- Share the happy, peaceful experience.
|
|
Many describe the intense phase of N2O as nearly orgasmic, so it is common
|
|
to want to share the experience. One rather romantic method is described as
|
|
follows. Obtain a few canisters of whipped cream charger. You will also
|
|
need a puncturing device, sold wherever Creamer Chargers are sold. Usually
|
|
you can find both at drug culture shops that sell pipes, bongs, Zig-Zag
|
|
papers and other paraphernalia. Take a canister and release it's contents
|
|
of N2O into a balloon. Now both he and she should exhale entirely, but not
|
|
so much that you fell like your lungs are going to collapse. She should
|
|
then inhale the entire contents of the balloon or as much as her lungs will
|
|
comfortably hold. He should then take her in an open mouthed kiss while she
|
|
holds the nuto in her lungs. When she grows tired of holding her breath she
|
|
should signal him by gently squeezing his shoulder. She then slowly
|
|
releases the nuto from her lungs while he inhales the nuto from her mouth.
|
|
The couple should then begin a normal breathing pattern with one exhaling
|
|
nuto while the other inhales it. You may need to refresh the nuto once in a
|
|
while. How long you keep passing the nuto back and forth is up to you, but
|
|
I suggest that you break for oxygen just often enough to prevent severe
|
|
brain damage. Also you might want to think twice if your partner has any
|
|
sort of respiratory infection.
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165. LONG winter nights -- topical anaesthetics can make it last longer.
|
|
This is an easy and fun trick that reduces the sensitivity of mucous
|
|
membranes (This includes the penis and vaginal area). The result of this is
|
|
that what have been a disappointing five minute ride can be turned into a
|
|
passion filled marathon of sexual intensity that lasts the night. One of
|
|
the easiest topical anaesthetics to obtain is Benzocaine 5% USP. It is a
|
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skin desensitizer used in female leg waxing kits (available at your
|
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supermarket). It is also likely that your can ask your pharmacists for it
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over the counter. Apply the topical cream liberally to yourself and to your
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partner. It will also act as a lubricant. The initial effects may seem
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noticeable yet weak. The loss of sensitivity will become more pronounced
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after about five to ten minutes at which time the effects may even be
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startling your first time. Not to worry, the effects are not permanent;
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sensitivity will return faster than it left as soon as the Benzocaine is
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washed off. Note, the security of condoms and other barrier contraceptive
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devices has not been tested in contact with this product.
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