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A couple were invited to a swanky Halloween party and the
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wife got costumes for both. On the night of the dance she got a
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headache and told her husband to go without her. She then took
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two aspirins and went to bed. The husband got into his costume
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and hurried to the party.
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The wife, after sleeping an hour, awoke refreshed, the
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headache gone. Since her husband did not know what kind of
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costume she was wearing she thought it would be interesting to
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slip into the party and see how he acted when she wasn't around.
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After joining the party the first person she saw was her
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husband, cavorting around the dance floor. Dancing with one chick
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after another, sneaking a feel here and there. The wife, a
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seductive babe herself, siddled up to her husband.
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He immediately left his partner and devoted full time to the
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new stuff at hand. She let him go as far as he wished and finally
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accepted his proposition. They went outside to the car, got in
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the back seat, and had a jolly good bouncing time. Just before
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the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home and got
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into bed.
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While waiting for his return, she wondered what kind of
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explanation he would have for his behavior.
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The husband finally got home and came into the bedroom to
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inquire about her headache. She immediately asked him, "Did you
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enjoy yourself at the party? What did you do? Who did your dance
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with?"
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He replied, "You know I never enjoy myself when you're not
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around. To tell you the truth, I never danced a dance. When I
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got to the party, Pete Jones, Bill Brown and some of the other
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guys who came stag, asked me to play poker with them in the den, I
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enjoyed it pretty much. But the guy I loaned my costume to said
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that he had one hell of a good time." |