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Men Are Us
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by Janet Dubois
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Remote Sysop, The Great White North {207-627-4169}
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As I mentioned in my last story, Carol and I had decided after our
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latest lovemaking session to visit the local pubs and try out a man,
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just for a change of pace. We didn't want to stay too close to home, so
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we headed down to Portland. There are dozens of bars and 'wild and
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crazy guys' in every one.
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Our first stop was a drug store to pick up some condoms. Naturally, I
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don't normally use them, except on special occasions as a cover for my
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dildos, but I was astounded at the plethora of colors and shapes. We
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decided on some ribbed Excitas and bought three from a somewhat frumpy
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older lady. It was obviously distasteful for her to have to sell them.
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We just giggled and enjoyed her embarrassment.
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The first bar we entered was pathetically barren. One of the
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disadvantages in visiting away from home is not knowing where the 'hot'
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spots are. After a couple more failures, we finally found a bar we
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jokingly referred to as Men 'R' Us, because of the number of men, elbow
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to elbow. At first, we thought that we were in a gay mens' bar, but it
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only took about three minutes for the lines to start.
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Since I realized my preference for women, I have slept with three men,
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but they were already acquaintances, so it had been a long time since I
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had heard the openers men use. I had to rely on Carol to let me know
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which lines were original. At least there were a few gentlemen in the
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bar, so before we could order, we had drinks delivered from 'the guy
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with the lousy rug'. We spent the next hour drinking, dancing and
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deciding which of the hunks would take us home. We had already decided
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that whoever we selected, it would have to be a pair and they would
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have to be willing to follow us up to the mountains. We finally found a
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couple of roommates {Burt and Ernie, believe it or not} and gave them
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directions to my house. By the time we reached the house, it was nearly
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eleven p. m.
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I fixed drinks for all and Burt, a loan officer at one of the banks,
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produced some coke and pot. I declined because I don't like coke and am
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fearful of smoking in front of strangers. Neither Ernie nor Carol were
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as hesitant and it wasn't long until the three of them had white powder
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all over their faces. I had to laugh when it struck me that if the
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police should knock on the door, I would tell them that we had all had
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a powdered doughnut fit.
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After a little while, the drugs and alcohol took affect and the talk
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turned to how a couple of foxes could survive in the wilds without men.
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Carol and I giggled as we traded knowing glances about our customary
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sexual practices, but neither of us said anything. Finally, Burt
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suggested that should we decide to get intimate, there was no time like
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the present.
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Ernie and Carol had already decided upon the fur blankets on the living
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room floor, leaving Burt and I to my play room. I have never figured
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out why, but I can't fuck a man in my own bed. {Women, yes, but men,
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no.} In any case, he was impressed by the array of erotica I had set
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out before leaving. I carefully placed the condom on the vanity next to
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the bed and made sure that Burt knew that he would be using it. Oddly
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enough, not only did he not protest, a surprise, but he produced some
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Saran Wrap. I asked him what it was for and he informed me that because
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of the sexually transmitted diseases around, it was the only safe way
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to perform cunnilingus. His delicacy in speech impressed me.
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In a matter of seconds, we were kissing. His hands started on my back,
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covertly checking for the non-existent bra, and then slid down to my
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ass. It was nice to have someone else take the dominant role in sex and
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I enjoyed his gentle kisses on my neck and down to my tits. I could
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feel his tongue through my blouse and couldn't wait for him to undress
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me. After pulling of my blouse and commenting on how firm and yet
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tender my boobs were, he unzipped my jeans. {Flattery will get you
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everywhere!} He started to massage my thighs and slowly moved his
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fingers up to my crotch, while continuing to tongue my nipples, neck
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and ears. I whispered to him that I was clean shaven, so he wouldn't
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be too surprised and I could tell by the increased speed of his tongue
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that he had no objections.
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As his hands hooked the sides of my underpants {French cut}, his head
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and tongue moved lower. Even on my back, I could smell my juices that
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he had started by his kissing. After removing my panties, he stood and
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undressed. At first I was startled by the size of his cock, but quickly
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realized that it wasn't much larger than my favorite toy. I reached
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over and started to caress his balls and prick, although it really
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didn't need much help in staying hard.
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He asked for a pillow and put it under my ass. Next Burt unfolded the
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plastic wrap and placed it over my pussy. After he started licking my
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clit, I understood the prior reluctance men had expressed about wearing
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condoms. It felt good enough, since I came a couple of times, but it
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just wasn't as thrilling as when Carol licks me. All the time he licked
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my cunt, he massaged my tits with his free hand. After I came for the
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fourth of fifth time, he slid his hand under my ass and asked if I
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minded some anal action. Not only didn't I object, but I told him where
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I keep my lubricant. His finger was gentler than his tongue, but it was
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certainly thicker and I squirmed after he inserted it as far as
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possible. He started pushing his finger in and out until I could only
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see a blur. I bounced on the bed as I came again and actually felt my
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juices sticking to the saran wrap.
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He moved beside me and again started kissing me on the lips. It was my
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turn now, and I wanted to show him my appreciation for his expert
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lovemaking, so I put the condom over the head of his cock and took most
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of it into my mouth. I kept gently stroking his balls as I moved my
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head up and down. I even used the 'butterfly' lick on him, which I
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usually reserve for my women friends. I was surprised when he began to
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moan and talk dirty to encourage me because most of the men I have
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known were silent. I put some lubricant on my finger and stopped
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sucking long enough to ask Burt if I could return his earlier favor. He
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turned slightly on his side to allow me access. I had originally
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intended to 'beat' him off while fingering his ass, but suddenly
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decided that I had other plans. I rolled him onto his side and began to
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massage his balls and cock from under his legs. I admit I was a little
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surprised at how clean his ass was and before I could stop myself
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started to lick it. The stiffening of his cock let me know that he was
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enjoying it, so I licked harder. It was hard to keep from fingering
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myself, but maybe later.
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I rolled him fully onto his back and straddled his cock. As I slid
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down, I couldn't help but whimper at the warmth and hardness that his
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cock provided. At first, I slowly slid up and down, but as he kneaded
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my breasts and fingered the nipples, I went faster and faster. As is
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customary, he came before I had hoped, but he didn't seem at all
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disappointed and thanked me profusely. It is kind of strange to feel
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the come pushing against the condom without it going further. I
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suggested that if he would like, we could take a little breather and go
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for another round. This idea made him smile and he reached for his
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pants and produced a mammoth joint. Since he had just finished eating
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my pussy with gusto and letting me fuck him, I was convinced that he
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wasn't a narc, so I joined him. It wasn't long before the dope took
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affect and my clit started tingling. We talked about some of our
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fantasies and other idle sex talk when he started to cry. I nearly
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cried myself when he told me that I had given him such as sucking and
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fucking, as well as the coke and pot, he wasn't sure if he could get it
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up again.
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I told him that I could certainly solve that as he had mentioned one of
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his fetishes being female masturbation. I went to the case and brought
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back my dildos and asked him to choose the one he liked best. He
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selected one of the smaller vibrators and I checked the batteries. I
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set the fuck machine on the bed and started fingering my nipples until
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they were hard. As I moved one hand down to my bald pussy, I told him
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of the many times I had come to my room to use that particular vibrator
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and how many times the humming and thrusting had made me come. I guess
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that the drugs and his tongue had gotten me in a mood to be somewhat
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slutty and certainly brought out the exhibitionist in me. As I stroked
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my clit, I told him of how I enjoyed making myself wet and rubbing my
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love juice all over my tits. I inserted a finger into my twat and
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started fucking myself. I moved my other hand from my tits to the
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vibrator and switched it on. Although it never touched him, the
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buzzing made his dick start to stand up. When I rubbed it against my
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clit, I nearly came and shivered from the vibrations. When I pushed it
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in to the end, his cock became erect. I sat down in such a way that
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the pseudo-cock stayed in, buzzing away, but both of my hands were
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free. Unfortunately, another fuck was out of the question, because I
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didn't bring another rubber up with us, so I began to stroke his cock.
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I suggested he lift his legs for a little surprise and I grabbed one of
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the smaller vibrators and lubricated it. As gently as possible, I
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stuck it into Burt's ass and again grabbed his prick. It was difficult
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to concentrate with my pussy buzzing away, but I managed to switch his
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unit on and began to play with him in earnest. He definitely liked the
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feeling and began to moan again. It took a few more strokes, but just
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as I shuddered from another great orgasm, he shot his sperm into the
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air. I kept stroking him until there wasn't a drop left.
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After, while we lie catching our breath, we began to wonder how Carol
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and Ernie were doing, but didn't really care that much. After mumbling
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something about work in the morning, Burt got dressed. It was hard to
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tell him that this had been a one night stand, especially since I
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enjoyed it, but I wasn't ready to give up on women. He didn't seem too
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upset about it and I promised that should I go to the big city again, I
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would certainly give him a call.
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When we got downstairs, Ernie and Carol were dressed and doing some
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more coke. When Ernie saw Burt, he knew it was time to go, so he and
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Carol exchanged numbers {she goes to school a few miles from Portland}
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and they left. Carol and I went straight to the shower and cleaned up
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without much conversation, but promised to give each other a blow by
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blow in the morning. As Carol and I snuggled into my bed, I wondered
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if I would ever find a man as gentle as Burt again. I did know that I
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wouldn't look for one.
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In the morning, I overslept and when I awoke I found note from Carol
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saying that she didn't want to disturb the 'sleeping beauty'. She can
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be such a romantic at times. In any case, we enjoyed our night out
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with the boys, but decided to get together real soon and see if we were
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still as interested in each other as always, but that's another story.
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J. D.
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