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Archive-name: Affairs/hotspots.txt
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Archive-author: J. Boswell
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Archive-title: Leopard's Spots, A
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DO YOU FEEL LIKE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT, SANDY?
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Look. I'm no angel, okay? Bobby knew he wasn't marrying a nun, but
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he married me, anyway. And I never once fooled around on him, or even
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flirted very much with anyone else, after we got married.
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I'm not proud of the way I was making a living when we met, but he has
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no idea how hard it was, and there isn't anything I can do, now, to change
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any of that, anyway.
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CHANGE WHAT?
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The way I lived.
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I was still in high school when things got so bad at home, I had to
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split. Mom was always pickled in her cheap wine and dad -- dear old dad -
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- when he wasn't slapping me around, was giving me goo-goo eyes and coming
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into my bedroom at night to grab some cheap feels of my `new equipment.'
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After he fell asleep one night, I grabbed his wallet and mom's
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`secret' grocery money, hitchhiked to Bangor and hopped on a bus, buying a
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one way ticket for as far away as I could get -- that happened to be
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downtown Baltimore.
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I didn't expect the folks to come looking for me, and they didn't. I
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was on my own. I was 16.
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I had about fifty dollars and a suitcase full of fairly decent
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clothes. I had seen enough `Geraldos' about street kids to know I didn't
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want to start hanging out like that. Living in a filthy, rat- and bug-
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infested dump was worse than what I left.
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SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I worked. I couldn't get a decent job, of course, because I didn't
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have my diploma and I had no experience at anything. I worked for `Mom and
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Pop' type businesses because they'd pay me under the table and I didn't
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have to fill out a lot of forms. I lived in dumpy, but fairly clean, rooms
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and kept pretty much to myself. Always having someplace safe to sleep at
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night was my goal.
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It wasn't like the movies. I never worked for any really nice people.
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Never for a woman who was like some `TV mom' who wanted to take me into
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their home and take care of me. Just hard working people who wanted me to
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work hard, too.
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The problem was always sex.
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SEX? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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Well, you see how I look, right?
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YES. OF COURSE.
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Well, either the guy running the place (and one time it was the woman)
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or a customer would get to the point where they couldn't keep their hands
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off me. It never failed to happen. I'd get my boobs grabbed in the back
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room or told I had to fuck him to get my pay and I'd split.
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See, I was innocent, but not stupid. I knew what they wanted and
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being forced into something like that would wreck this sense of security I
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had built up for myself. And my security was all that I had. I wasn't a
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virgin -- I had had a boyfriend in tenth grade -- but this wasn't the same.
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Does any of this make sense to you?
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SURE. I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, SANDY. YOU HAD SET UP BOUNDARY
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LINES AROUND YOURSELF, AND THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CROSSED THOSE LINES.
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Exactly!
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Anyway, that's when I'd split. Sometimes getting my last paycheck,
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sometimes not.
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So, by now, I just had my 17th birthday and I'm out of work, again.
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And each time it seems to get harder and harder to find that next job.
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Well, I'm in my favorite Dunkin' Donuts, crying in my coffee, when one
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of the other regulars sits down next to me.
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This guy, Mr. Harper, hung there, too, and was always polite but not
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quite friendly, keeping his distance. I could deal with that. He wasn't
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like the sleaziods always coming over and drooling down my neck.
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He asks what's wrong and I tell him. I didn't have any friends, and
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after almost a year on my own, it felt nice to have somebody to talk to.
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We talked and talked and he offered to buy me lunch down at
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HarborPlace. It was a beautiful day and the food was great and Mr. Harper
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was so concerned about my welfare. His timing couldn't have been better.
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FOR WHAT?
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His proposition.
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HE PROPOSITIONED YOU?
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No, that's just it, HE didn't. At least, not for what you think.
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Here's this older guy, who looks like he could be a college professor
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or something, and he's being nice to me -- without any hint of coming on to
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me. And I'm beginning to feel better. I still feel safe and now I'm
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actually laughing at some of the funny things he's saying.
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We spent the day at the harbor, and he even takes me on a boat ride.
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Over dinner, in a `Little Italy' restaurant with candles on the tables, he
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asks me where I'm staying.
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Immediately, my defenses come up. Why's he want to know?
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He tells me he knows a place out in the county. He said it's clean
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and cheap and he knows the owner who would keep an eye out for my safety.
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I ask him why I'd want to move out of the city and he smiles and says
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that he might have a good-paying job for me, if I want it.
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Here comes the proposition.
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He tells me a friend of his owns a couple of clubs, two on "The Block"
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and two more in the county. He says if I would dance (`AND ONLY DANCE,
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SANDY,' he says), I could soon make enough money to really live on my own.
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I tell him no, but he's not done his sales pitch, yet. He says with
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that kind of money, I could get a real apartment, like the young singles
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have, get a car, maybe even get my diploma and go to college. He told me I
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could get a real life -- something I wanted very much.
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I tell him I'm only 17 and he says `no problem.'
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He keeps talking and tells me a lot of college girls are dancers,
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earning their tuition, and leaving as soon as they graduate; and how other
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girls make enough money to start their own business from dancing.
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Talk, talk, talk. He talked my ear off.
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SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I got the job.
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That night, we drove out to the club and met the manager. He didn't
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even make me undress. He told me what hours I'd have to work and I'd have
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to stay out of the booze and drugs (no problem for me, at that time). When
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he told me what I'd be making a week, I couldn't believe it. It sounded
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like so much money to me. Enough money to make me think I could do exactly
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what Mr. Harper said I could do -- work there a short time and quit into
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the real world.
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The next day, Mr. Harper helped me move into a decent studio-
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apartment-type room in a motel about a hundred feet up the road from the
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club. He also took my picture and made me a driver's license, social
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security card, and new birth certificate that said I was `Sandra Beech'
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(sandy beach -- get it?) and that I was just under 20 years old.
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I started dancing topless that night.
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YOU STARTED A CAREER.
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Very funny.
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BECOMING A NUDE DANCER WAS THAT EASY FOR YOU, SANDY?
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Well, it may seem that easy to you, but you weren't living the life I
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was, then. I was alone and poor and scared and nervous and embarrassed,
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but I was also young and had been convinced by a master salesman. I was so
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excited about making money, how I made it was secondary in my mind.
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Besides, I knew what I looked like and thought I might as well make some
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money out of showing them what they all wanted to see.
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But, it didn't take me long to realize that it wasn't all hearts and
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flowers the way it had been describe to me.
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AND YOU WERE SURPRISED?
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Yes, I guess I was.
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Most of the other girls were on booze or coke or speed and all their
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money went that way. As a matter of fact, they couldn't make enough money
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dancing. But extra money was easy to make in that club -- you just let the
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guys take you into the back room, or out to their pickup, or up to the
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motel and buy whatever they could afford -- a hand-job, or blow-job, or a
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fuck. You gave a little piece of the profit to the club, and the rest was
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yours.
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HOOKING. DID YOU HOOK, SANDY?
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Not right away. Of course, I told myself that I would never hook like
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that; that I didn't have any addictions like the other girls.
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But I did.
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Here I am, this young, pretty girl, down from the backwoods of Maine
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and all of a sudden, I have money. More money than I ever had in my life.
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It wasn't long before I had a closet full of new clothes. And then a car -
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- a hot, new Mustang convertible. Then I could afford a new apartment,
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which meant I needed furniture and a TV and a stereo...
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I was addicted to shopping, and within months I was borrowing against
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my next week's paycheck. Nobody had ever taught me how to handle money and
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I was still a kid.
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Finally, the manager refused to advance me any more money. He said if
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I didn't stop spending, there was only one way of keeping up with my bills.
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I knew what he meant. I also knew that I was the most popular girl in
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the place. I was young, pretty, had a great body with big tits...
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THAT'S A FACT!
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Oh, hush!
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I also wasn't a burn-out like most of the other girls.
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Anyway, being very practical about the whole thing, I asked the other
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girls what they charged and doubled it. From that first weekend on, I had
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no trouble filling my `dance card' for the back room.
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My biggest surprise was that it wasn't sex for me -- it was business.
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DID YOU GET OUT OF DEBT?
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Did I!
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I was determined never to get in money problems again. I worked five
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night a week, dancing for my salary and earning my bonus in the back room.
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I didn't turn anyone away and I didn't give discounts.
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I developed a right arm like Arnold Swartzenegger and I really could
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Tying knots in cherry stems was
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kid's stuff!
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It was true piecework...
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GROAN!
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Stop it! You know what I mean. Now let me talk!
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Move'em in and move'em out. High volume, low overhead. That's how I
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worked. Even my pussy developed very special talents.
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DIDN'T YOU WORRY ABOUT CATCHING SOMETHING?
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No, not really. I was 17 - 18, and feeling immortal. I got the crabs
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a couple of times, but that was it. If they looked scrungy, I just whipped
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a rubber on them.
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The important part for me was that, soon, I paid everyone off, and had
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too much money to bank. I started filling a safe deposit box with hundred
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dollar bills.
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Anyway, that's who I was. I didn't make any secrets about it.
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One night, while I'm dancing, a bunch of guys come in -- regulars.
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They stopped in about once every two weeks or so. Definitely Prep school
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material -- all cotton and Docksides. Probably college guys. They were
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always well behaved and I had been in the back room with all of them, at
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one time or another. They were even good tippers.
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So...anyway... That night, I'm dancing and they come in. Only they
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have a new guy with them. He's shy and blushes a lot as I play up to him
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and jiggle my boobs and wiggle my ass in his face. Everybody else is going
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crazy, but this guy keeps his hands to himself, except when he slips a
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twenty into my garter.
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His friends are razzing him and when my set ends, I sit with his
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crowd. They want the new kid, Bobby, to take me in the back room, but he
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smiles at me and says, `I'd rather take you out to dinner.'
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He's cute and nice and his friends are giving him such a hard time, I
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feel sorry for him and want to cut him a break. I tell him to pick me up
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in front of the club the next night and we'll go out to dinner.
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AND THE REST IS HISTORY?
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You laugh, but it was almost that simple.
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He was a really nice guy. He came from a large, rich family that
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lives in `The Valley' and he was always the `Black Sheep' because he didn't
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toe daddy's line. The final offense was when he enlisted in the Navy
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instead of going to college. He was ready to get out when I met him, and
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he was scared and lonely about what was to come. Cut out of the family's
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business, he was looking for work and was determined to make it on his own.
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He reminded me of me when I showed up in Baltimore.
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He got my sympathy. He never came to the club, again, but we dated on
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my nights off. We didn't have sex for months after we met, and when we
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did, it was quiet and sweet and tender.
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I had been on my own for over three years, and dancing for over two,
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and was tired. When he asked me to marry him, I accepted.
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HOW DID BOBBY'S FAMILY TAKE IT?
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Well, there wasn't much to take. The day after I quit dancing, we
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were married in the Court House and only Matt, Bobby's younger brother,
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came. We had to borrow a secretary from down the hall to be our other
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witness.
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We were pretty sure they knew all about me. Bobby's old high school
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friends knew, of course, and we just assumed the word got back to Bobby's
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parents. He was probably embarrassed by that, but we didn't see them very
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often, anyway.
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We got a new apartment and Bobby found a pretty good job because of
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his Navy training. I studied and got my GED, took courses at Essex
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community college, transferred to Towson State University and got my A.A. -
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- all in just three years.
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I was 22 when I was hired as an administrative assistant in the county
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planning office.
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PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, SANDY. DID BOBBY EVER GET TO SEE HIS FAMILY? WERE
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YOU INVITED FOR HOLIDAYS AND CELEBRATIONS?
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Invited? No. Matt sometimes stopped by, but for years, we only saw
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his family at wakes and funerals.
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His dad is a very cold guy. No hugs, just handshakes. Bobby said he
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was always like that -- always on this super-macho power and control trip.
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And his mom! The biggest snob in the world. She really looked down her
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nose at me. I think it really bothered her that I got my education and
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didn't talk and act and dress like a hillbilly. And, other than Matt,
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Bobby's brothers (and their wives) were all the same as his parents --
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stuck-up snobs.
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It was a shame. I think Bobby was too nice a person for their family
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and he made them uncomfortable. I was just the easy excuse why they
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shunned him. It was sad to watch. All Bobby wanted was to be accepted.
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He would have done anything for them. He was like a little puppy around
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his father.
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But they could never forgive him. They were too proud. All Bobby's
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past sins were forgotten when he married me. I was the focus of all of
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their hatred. I guess I can understand, to some degree. I probably
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wouldn't be too happy if my son married a whore. But, I wasn't a whore any
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more. I didn't do those kinds of things any more -- I was respectable.
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But it didn't matter to them. They would have rather Bobby married some
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little squeaky-clean little Yuppie girl -- some girl who probably fucked
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the football team in college to get into her sorority!
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See what just thinking about it does to me?
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I SEE. DOES ALL OF THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY YOU'RE HERE?
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Of course! It has EVERYTHING to do with why I'm here.
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It was because of Matt. Matt, Bobby's younger brother was getting
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married, and as a fence-mending idea, he asked Bobby to be his best man.
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I'm sure it pissed everybody off, but there was no way they could not
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invite us to all the wedding dinners and things.
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The rehearsal dinner was bad enough -- talk about feeling a chill! --
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but the next night was the Bachelor Party and against my better judgement,
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but to please Bobby, I agreed to spend the night at his parents' house
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while the guys went out for dinner and then back to our place.
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After dinner with all the other wives and Bobby's mother, we all got
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into the wine pretty good and Bobby's mom really got on her high horse. I
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heard one too many comments about my `less-than-reputable-past' and my
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`legendary availability to the opposite sex' that I grabbed my overnight
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bag, my coat and my car keys. I wasn't spending one more second with the
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nasty, old bitch.
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When I got to our house, it was obvious the party had moved here.
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There were cars all over the place and I had to park a block away.
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I rang the bell and knocked and a very drunk Bobby answered the door,
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yelling, "Let the games begin!" Then, quieter, "Oh! Sandy. I thought it
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was the stripper."
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As I walked into the livingroom, I heard Bobby's father snicker,
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"Hmpf! It is, isn't it?" And a good chunk of the crowd joined him in a
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laugh.
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I felt myself blush as I passed through the room. Bobby didn't come
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to my defense and I had had enough of his family's cheap shots at me for
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one night. Furious, I grabbed two wine coolers out of the fridge and
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locked myself in our bedroom.
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Downing the two coolers in record time, I sat on the bed so pissed
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off, I couldn't see straight. It didn't matter to Bobby's family at all
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that the past was long behind me, that I had worked hard to be respectable
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and get a good job, that I was a good wife for their son. And I saw red
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thinking of Bobby not coming to my defense. How could he let me down like
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that, especially in front of his father?
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I could tell from the noise that the stripper had arrived. I was
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going to stay in the bedroom until she left, but thought, `fuck it,' and
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walked into the kitchen for a few more coolers.
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Bobby was standing in the doorway, watching the stripper.
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`Thanks for coming to my rescue, Sir Galahad,' I sneered.
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He turned and looked at me, `Big deal. You fucked half the guys here
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for money and you're offended my father called you a stripper?'
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Even as buzzed as I was, I knew it wasn't the time or place to get
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into it with him.
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I looked over his shoulder. The stripper was a short, cute redhead
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with great legs, but no chest. She was naked and taking Matt's cock out of
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his fly. As she straddled his legs, I couldn't believe he was getting
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married on Saturday night and sticking his cock up a strange cunt on Friday
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night -- what a family!
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I couldn't let the moment go, without a shot at Bobby, `She's
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absolutely tit-less. I hope you didn't pay a lot for her, Bobby.'
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`Why don't you show us yours, Sandra, dear? As a point of
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comparison.' Bobby's dad had been standing next to the doorway and I
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hadn't seen him until he turned and gave me his slimiest smile.
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Of course, if daddy said `jump,' Bobby was in the air asking `how
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high?' He raised his glass and downed his Scotch and nodded, `Yeah, Sandy,
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show us YOUR tits!'
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He said it loud enough that several people on either side of him began
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to chant, `Show us your tits! Show us your tits!'
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They followed me down the hall to the bedroom and banged on the locked
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door as they chanted at me.
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The hurt, the booze, the put-downs, Bobby siding with his family, Matt
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screwing a whore, guests in our house banging on my door...
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I screamed as I opened the door. The were quiet as the let me pass
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through them into the livingroom. I climbed up on to the coffeetable. I
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found Bobby's face in the drunken crowd.
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`Fuck all of you, and start the music!'
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I was wearing a white crepe blouse and a black wool skirt. Under
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them, I had on a camisole and halfslip, bra, panties and pantyhose. Not
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the typical stripper's costume.
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I grabbed a mug of beer out of the hand of a nearby spectator and
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chugged it as I started to pick up the beat of the music. I could feel it
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inside me and all those thousands of hours dancing were not forgotten.
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Though mostly dancing topless or naked, I had done a few strips in my day,
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and I knew what the boys liked.
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I undid my blouse buttons and dropped the feathery material off my
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shoulders and arms, leaving my long scarf tied around my neck. I lifted
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the satin camisole up and over my head and threw it into the crowd. I
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danced a little bit, showing them my tits in my bra before I began
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unzipping my skirt. When it fell to my feet, I kicked it away and dropped
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my halfslip quickly. Knowing nobody found pantyhose sexy, I made short
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work of them, rolling them down off my hips and having a couple of boys
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pull them off my feet.
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I was in my bra and panties, and no one had left the room. Bobby was
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still standing next to his father, who was clapping to the beat like
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everyone else. The crowd was wild. The stripper was sitting on the sofa,
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between two of Bobby's brothers, giving both of them hand-jobs as she
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cheered me on.
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I reached behind me and undid my clasp. The straps fell off my
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shoulders and down my arms, but I held the cups to my breasts with my arms.
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With the boys yelling for more, I bent over in front of Bobby's dad and let
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the bra fall to the floor. As the boys roared their approval, I thrust my
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chest out until they almost touched his nose. He began to raise his hand
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to touch me and I danced to the other side of the table.
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I owned the crowd and knew it. This was MY powerplay. I was in
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control and I liked it.
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My panties disappeared in a flash and they all saw that I was a
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natural blonde. I untied the scarf from around my neck and let it drape
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over my sweating, naked flesh like some demented snake. I twisted it tight
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and ran it between my tits and then between my legs, pulling it up tight
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into my ass and cunt.
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I jumped off the table in front of Billy's dad and tossed the scarf
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around the back of his neck. I looked into Billy's eyes as I pulled his
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father's face down to mine. His father's lips met mine and his tongue
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exploded into my mouth and his hands grabbed my asscheeks. As his hands
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slid up my body to pinch my hard nipples I confirmed what I had know all
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along about Billy's dad -- he was just as dirty as I was.
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WHEW! WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, SANDY? DID HE FUCK YOU?
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Him and everybody else. Well, not everybody. Some guys cleared out
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fast when Billy's dad plopped me down on the coffeetable and dropped his
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pants and shorts. His intentions were clear, as they say.
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What happened next? It became a real family affair. All four of
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Bobby's brothers fucked me, including Matt, who I had always considered a
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friend, and then whoever else was there took their shot. There were enough
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guys left to keep me and the stripper full of hard cock for the next two
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hours or so.
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BOBBY'S FATHER AND THE SITUATION MANIPULATED YOU. HOW COULD
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YOU LET THAT HAPPEN, SANDY?
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What can I say? I lowered myself to their expectations. I let myself
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become what they thought I was all along.
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Bobby just stood there and watched. Sometime later in the evening,
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his father was sitting on the sofa with his hands buried in my hair and his
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dick buried in my mouth and I heard him say, `Bobby, my boy, you have great
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taste in whores, but lousy taste in wives!' and then he laughed, and kept
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on laughing as I swallowed his cum.
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I woke up with a real banger of a headache. I was on our bed with two
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guys I didn't recognize, and my ass slipped in a small puddle of still-wet
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cum that had dripped out of my cunt. I hadn't been in a gangbang like that
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since I entertained at a Knights of Columbus party years ago.
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I peed and brushed my teeth and threw on a robe. I smelled coffee.
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The sofa and chairs in the livingroom were filled with sleeping
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bodies. The stripper was curled up on the floor with Bobby's naked 14 year
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old cousin, both snoring. I winced as I remembered him cumming in my pussy
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and mouth the night before.
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Bobby's father was in the kitchen, pouring a cup of coffee. He looked
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like he was on his way out to the office -- clean shaven, hair combed,
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dressed in his jacket and tie -- the perfect businessman.
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`Sandra,' he smiled, `you look like shit.'
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`I feel like shit. Who are all these people?' My feeble attempt at
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hangover humor.
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`But, my dear, you know all of them intimately.' Again, the diamond-
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cutting smile.
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`Are you happy? Did you prove to Bobby that he married a whore?'
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He handed me his empty cup and walked toward the front door, `No,
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Sandra, YOU proved to Bobby he married a whore.'
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I threw the cup at him but it shattered against the wall.
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WHAT A TERRIBLE SITUATION, SANDY! I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU. WHERE WAS
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BOBBY? DID YOU GO TO THE WEDDING?
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Wedding? Ha!
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I found Bobby in the guest room. I woke him up and told him to get
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everybody out of the house. I locked myself in the bathroom and stayed in
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the shower until I couldn't cry anymore.
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Bobby and I argued all day about whether to go to the wedding.
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Finally we decided that he had to go because he was the best man, and I
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could go, but didn't have to sit with his family.
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I sat in the car until it was almost time to start, and then I sat
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near the back of the church, alone in a pew. None of the ushers, who were
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all at the party, looked me in the eye, but the bride stared at me as she
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walked past. Her father looked familiar and I was trying to remember if he
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was at the party, too.
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The ceremony began and when the priest asked if anyone knew why the
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couple shouldn't be joined in `holy matrimony,' the bride whispered
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something and the priest handed her the microphone. She turned around and
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faced the congregation. I hadn't been to enough formal weddings to know
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that this was unusual.
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She lifted her veil and smiled at the crowd, `Good Evening, everyone.
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I'm very pleased to see all of you here for this occasion. I have a short
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announcement to make. I'm not getting married tonight.'
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Everyone in the church mumbled something and the bride continued over
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the outburst `...You see, I found something out about my fiancee, and I
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don't think I can go through with the wedding.'
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`Oh-oh,' I thought. I grabbed my purse to make a fast getaway, but I
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wasn't fast enough.
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`Can everyone see the pretty blonde in the back of the church?' The
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bride was pointing right at me! And every eye in the place followed her
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pretty index finger.
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`Well, she was my future sister-in-law. She's married to the best
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man, my fiancee's brother. Well, last night, at the Bachelor Party, that
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pretty blonde screwed my fiancee, his brothers, his father, all the ushers,
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and even my father!'
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Well, that answered my question about him! The bride's mother passed
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out and her head hitting the pew front resounded throughout the silent
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church.
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`That slut,' the bride continued, `used to be a cheap barroom whore,
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and last night she sucked and fucked every man at the bachelor party!'
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HOLY SHIT!
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You can say that, again!
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Fortunately, I drove, so I hopped into the car and peeled rubber
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getting out of there. I went to the house, filled the car up with my
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clothes and make-up and drove here. I've been here since.
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DO YOU THINK BOBBY WILL FIND YOU, HERE? IT'S KIND OF AN
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OBVIOUS CHOICE.
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You're assuming he's looking. I don't think he is. And I can't blame
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him if he's not. You can't change a leopard's spots.
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So, did you come back here to talk or to fuck? We better get it on.
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It looks like I was missed and my old fan club has been lining up to get a
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piece of me since I came back. I've been on my back so much, I barely have
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time to dance!
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No, don't worry about that -- let's live dangerously and do it
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bareback!
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12/91
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