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HORSE FUN
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Well, let me tell you about my story. Simply put, I'm a
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beastie-wanna-be. But I've probably gotten closer than any other
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wanna-be's. Plus, there's only one animal I want to have relations
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with, and that's the horse. Rather then bore you with how I got
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started and everything (I'd be going back about 15 years), I'll just
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jump into some things I like to do.
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Have you ever had a golden shower from a horse? I HIGHLY
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recommend it! It takes patience, and you need to know the animal (you
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don't want him getting startled and suddenly stepping on you). Male
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horse Wait right up until the moment he gets into his "stance".
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Then go next to him, make sure he's not nervous, and quietly slide
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under him. If all goes well, he will lean forward a little more and
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whoosh!!!! It's one incredible experience.
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Another thing you might try is instead of sliding under him,
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shove his penis into your mouth. He may not let you at first or he may
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simply not urinate. But given enough time, it will happen. Try to
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swallow as much as you can, but DON'T CHOKE! I did on my first try :/
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I choked because I wasn't prepared for the force or the taste. The
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taste of horse urine is somthing to remember, though! Not at all
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bitter like human's urine. I did have to acquire a taste for it, but
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now I love it. Anyway, once you've taken all you can, release the
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penis and be prepared for a very forceful stream in the face.
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I have not (yet) had a golden shower from a female, but I've
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covered her pussy at "pee time". If you try this, be forewarned.... A
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female's urine stream is about DOUBLE the volume of a male's.
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Now, then, if you have any desire to have fun with the manure,
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then read on. First, find a non-jumpy horse. Once you find one, slowly
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insert a finger in his anus. With a calm horse, you can usually do
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this without too much fuss. If, when you penetrate, you hit manure,
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then you know he's almost ready, and you also know if the manure is
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hard or soft. Hard is okay, but soft is PRICELESS. Again, you need
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patience. When the horse finally lifts his tail, make sure he's aware
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of your presence, quietly step behind him, put your face where it
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counts and hold it there. Horse manure this fresh is very warm and
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feels great! Hard manure needs a bit of regulation on your part, but
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soft manure will flow nicely. And again, it's a very unique feeling.
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If it's soft manure and you're a bit daring, open your mouth as wide
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as you can. You can figure out the rest!
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If you'd like something that lasts a bit longer, then instead of
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"facing" it, as soon as the tail starts to raise, drop your shorts and
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underpants (don't just pull the front out). Try to catch EVERYTHING in
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the shorts, make sure it's all pretty much in the crotch area, and
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pull up. At this point, do whatever you want to do. Me, I put a belt
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on (to hold everything fairly tight), and go to bed. It's difficult to
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sleep (because to me the warm manure just feels soooooo good), but
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it's worth it even if you don't. It's more worth it if you do.
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One other thing you might get a kick out of (and this is
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especially good if you don't like waiting for the horse to "go"), is
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cover your hand and arm in water, and slowly insert your arm into his
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ass (Many horses won't let you do this. Again, know your horse). Once
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you get your hand in, you're home free. Keep shoving (slowly and
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gently) until your entire arm is in. That right there is a feeling in
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itself. If you get in a horse who's bowels are half to completely full
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of manure, then I suggest you hold your arm there. He will probably
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fart once or twice, and then shift position (perhaps take a few steps
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somewhere, walk with him as best you can and WATCH HIS STEP), raise
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his tail and defacate. You can either hold your arm there and let him
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squeeze the manure past, or you can let your arm "go with the flow."
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Both are very interesting sensations.
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I will more than likely go "all the way" eventually. I had one
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mare actually back up to me and move her tail to one side. I took the
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liberty of inserting two fingers and letting her squeeze on them. Had
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it not been daylight, I may no longer be a wanna-be. As for now, I
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find myself weighing the factors between what is right and wrong. This
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guy says this, another guy says that, the Bible says the other
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thing.... It's enough to give a guy a headache. Regardless of what the
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Bible might say, I don't see how beastiality can be wrong as long as
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neither of the partners are being forced into sex. That I believe is
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wrong... same thing as rape as far as I'm concerned. But if no one is
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forced, and no one is hurt? I don't think it's wrong, but my
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subconscious still nags at me a bit.
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Signed,
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Horse Lover (soon)
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